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0/t: wannabe PG.Derbyshire smackdown inside[was]Re: NOMINATION: murphy [...]was Re: NOMINATION: thoolen[...]Barbara Woodhouse Memorial and Hammer of Thor sn@ke.le.derbyshire.hissed.pissed @Hydra-Blanky - 2012-07-09 20:46 -0400
Re: 0/t: wannabe murphy smackdown inside[was]Re: NOMINATION: murphy [...]was Re: NOMINATION: thoolen[...]Barbara Woodhouse Memorial and Hammer of Thor helvella <h3l_vel.lla-1@gmail.com> - 2012-07-10 05:52 -0400
| From | sn@ke.le.derbyshire.hissed.pissed @Hydra-Blanky |
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| Date | 2012-07-09 20:46 -0400 |
| Subject | 0/t: wannabe PG.Derbyshire smackdown inside[was]Re: NOMINATION: murphy [...]was Re: NOMINATION: thoolen[...]Barbara Woodhouse Memorial and Hammer of Thor |
| Message-ID | <theM0MMy5b0y_whines@murphy.is.my.nemzis-make.it.stop> |
paul (seamus) <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wanked extraordinarily vigorously in:
--
>On Mon, 09 Jul 2012 15:38:08 +0000, _________ wrote:
>
>> kook <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>>
>> [wipes the jism off the ceiling light bulb]
>>
>> ah..!..there you are.
>> WTF was that!!?
>>
>>>TTFN. But you'll be back. I know it. I seem to have you hopping almost
>>>as madly as thoolen often does. Dance, kook!
>>>
>> ..had to happen, you came too soon though, more is the pity. I was
>> having some great giggles!
>> But you had to go and fuck it all up with the Kook's Godwin!
>> "he who invokes the dance
>> is seen to concede"
>>
>> I will take it as an easy win...but I aint happy, no sireeee.
>>
>> [grumbles]
>>
>> ..fucking Hydra Blanket went in early!
>>
>ROTFLMGDFFAO@ewe
>
>Your failure to respond to the substance of my post is noted, kook.
translation: waaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHH
[pops dummy in gob of "nad318b404@gmail.invalid"]
>Particularly noteworthy is your snipping and ignoring the whole bit where
>you got the name of my news client wrong. And pretty much everything
>else.
translation: mommy waaaaaah...!!..my diaper is full.
[hands the dweeb a bunch of green thistle]
wipe your own ass.
Message-ID: <mqhmv7lmedbeh7r360stq4ssojh138ff1l@4ax.com>
>And then invoking a rule you just made up to claim "VICTOLLY!!1!!!
>
"VICTOLLY!!1!!!"[sic] nonetheless the thread sure reads as being you,
in your kook[i]ness, being well reamed a new asshole!
PML
.. actually the man paraphrased, the full rule being;
"As the kook moves toward meltdown, the probability of a directive of
"dance kook dance" being put to the kookologist engaged in burning
the kook's ass approaches 1."
>I am starting to wonder /slap
.. always brings you undone, those hallucinations. take some shroom
tea, lad...there's a good mommy's boy.
>
>Of course, the normal act after inventing a rule and then using it to
>claim victory is to then disappear for a while, or nymshift competently
>enough not to instantly get outed.
>
oH ReaLLY...oh My fuCking g0d my fucking caps loCK is Broken AgaiN!
"mmmmmmuuurphy" anyone?
>I am guessing that you will do neither, thus cementing your claim to
>the coveted July 2012 CNoTM Award.
.. there you go again with that "I guess" = "it i s fact" routine you
are so well known for, paul. kook
two problems I read with your "guess" statement.
1. --> Message-ID: <js8eif$bvq$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> says
your nomination of "Murphy/phlatArse/Flash/etc."
has been denied, being a "revenge nomination".
you do understand what that deny message is?
no, never would you think that far ahead.
effectively the FNVW is decreeing your kook status, for only known kooks
are denied nominating rights. you, paul, being an award winning kook have
been "outed" by that decree.
now, the FNVW is historically held in respect by _ALL_ usenetizens of any
worth in any forum. no self-respecting poster wants a kook award.
you lap them up, thrive on the kookiness, no less.
2.--> under all socks you use it is that "speak English" troll you get the most
mileage from, in your head. yet here **you** are using incorrect nomenclature
for a title. in your hurried effort to correct flatass@gmail.invalid in the use
of "COTN"[sic] you spew out "CNoTM". oH Dear!
.. the kook award status page says;
CNotM -- Clueless Newbie of the Month
http://www.coloneljake.com/AUK/AAD/
.. can you say "DoH!" paul.kook
should the MurphyCabal@aioe.news.helpdesk
be not up for a Barbara Woodhouse Memorial and Hammer of Thor
"meritorious mention" - at the very least - for the butt hurt you are
experiencing right now, then it is so Usenet lives up to tradition, in not
being "fair" as in "fair go". one lesson you have never grasped.
folks are permitted to argue, permitted to disagree, permitted to call
a cunt a cunt. you are not going to get free reign in subverting those
discussions, nor instigating such egregiousness simply because the
results give you your jollies.cunt
in the words of Joe Attardi;
http://preview.tinyurl.com/cd7xtcl
Why go through such trouble to identify this troll? Because Paul
Derbyshlre has a history of going around usenet causing trouble. Here's
the hilarious but true Paul Derbyshlre FAQ: http://preview.tinyurl.com/7apwwnt
.. more links for your savaged ravaged CNotM ass.kook
http://www.searchlores.org/way_kook.htm
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If they
respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
http://www.searchlores.org/way_kook.htm
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not require proof.
------------------------------------------------------------------
CastAlone [Doktor Nauk] - Usenet Agent Provocateur
[Logistics Support Analyzer [Dept. of] of that Murphy Cabal]
Visit the Page we Occupy - http://66.39.71.195/Derbyshlre/index.html [http://preview.tinyurl.com/celtbta]
And be sure to sign up and become a member of that MurphyCabal@aioe.news.helpdesk
Need to book estasi@aioe.org
Call the office usenet@aioe.org
Followup-To: alt.usenet.kooks
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| From | helvella <h3l_vel.lla-1@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2012-07-10 05:52 -0400 |
| Subject | Re: 0/t: wannabe murphy smackdown inside[was]Re: NOMINATION: murphy [...]was Re: NOMINATION: thoolen[...]Barbara Woodhouse Memorial and Hammer of Thor |
| Message-ID | <jtgu0h$cg8$1@speranza.aioe.org> |
| In reply to | #15908 |
On 09/07/2012 8:46 PM, "Hydra-Blanky", an obvious murphy sock, wrote:
NaN> Newsgroups:
comp.lang.java.programmer,comp.lang.lisp,comp.lang.java.help
NaN> paul (seamus) <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wanked extraordinarily
vigorously in:
What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do
with Java or Lisp, murphy? Suffering from reading comprehension problems
as well, murphy? Nadegda wrote that post, murphy, not some "paul
(seamus)". And who is "paul (seamus)", murphy? There is nobody in this
newsgroup using that alias.
I see that copies of your post have been vomited (crossposted AND, in
violation of your NSP's TOS, multiposted) all over
aioe.news.helpdesk(!), alt.animals.dolphins (2 copies), alt.astronomy,
alt.config, alt.free.newsservers, alt.games.xtrek, alt.politics,
alt.usenet.kooks (how appropriate), comp.lang.java.help,
comp.lang.java.programmer, comp.lang.lisp, comp.os.os2.advocacy,
eternal-september.support, ott.general, ott.jobs (2 copies),
rec.arts.drwho, rec.arts.sf.tv, rec.arts.startrek.misc (2 copies),
rec.arts.tv, rec.games.roguelike.angband (2 copies),
rec.games.roguelike.development (2 copies), and sci.astro -- 27 copies
in total.
"multipost is death to froups if allowed by servers"
--murphy
How ironic.
NaN> translation: waaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHH
What does your bad translation have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> [pops dummy in gob of "nad318b404@gmail.invalid"]
What does your gibberish have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> translation: mommy waaaaaah...!!..my diaper is full.
What does your bad translation have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> [hands the dweeb a bunch of green thistle]
Who is "the dweeb", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.
NaN> wipe your own ass.
What does your unsubstantiated insinuation that Nadegda doesn't do so
have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> Message-ID: <mqhmv7lmedbeh7r360stq4ssojh138ff1l@4ax.com>
What does that have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> "VICTOLLY!!1!!!"[sic] nonetheless the thread sure reads as being you,
NaN> in your kook[i]ness, being well reamed a new asshole!
What does your ironic and unsubstantiated allegation about Nadegda have
to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> PML
What is "PML", murphy, and what does it have to do with Java or Lisp?
NaN> .. actually the man paraphrased, the full rule being;
NaN>
NaN> "As the kook moves toward meltdown, the probability of a directive of
NaN> "dance kook dance" being put to the kookologist engaged in burning
NaN> the kook's ass approaches 1."
What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do
with Java or Lisp, murphy? There is no such documented rule, murphy.
NaN> > I am starting to wonder /slap
Nadegda didn't write that, murphy, yet you attributed it to her From:
email address anyway. Classic dishonesty on your part, murphy.
NaN> .. always brings you undone, those hallucinations.
What does your ironic and unsubstantiated allegation about Nadegda have
to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> take some shroom tea, lad...there's a good mommy's boy.
Who is "lad", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that alias.
NaN> oH ReaLLY...oh My fuCking g0d my fucking caps loCK is Broken AgaiN!
What do your foul language and your "caps loCK" have to do with Java or
Lisp, murphy?
NaN> "mmmmmmuuurphy" anyone?
What does your non sequitur question have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> .. there you go again with that "I guess" = "it i s fact" routine you
NaN> are so well known for, paul. kook
Who is "paul", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that alias.
NaN> two problems I read with your "guess" statement.
What does your hallucination have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> 1. --> Message-ID: <js8eif$bvq$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> says
NaN> your nomination of "Murphy/phlatArse/Flash/etc."
NaN> has been denied, being a "revenge nomination".
What does your classic erroneous presupposition have to do with Java or
Lisp, murphy? Even were any decree emerging from the cesspit that is
databasix.com to ever be taken seriously, Nadegda wasn't nominated for
anything, murphy, and therefore no nomination she makes can logically
constitute a "revenge nomination". And the particular nomination in
question wasn't even made by Nadegda anyway, murphy.
NaN> you do understand what that deny message is?
What does your question of Nadegda have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> no, never would you think that far ahead.
What does your unsubstantiated claim about Nadegda have to do with Java
or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> effectively the FNVW is decreeing your kook status, for only known
kooks
NaN> are denied nominating rights.
What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do
with Java or Lisp, murphy? Nowhere in the post you referenced does the
(fake) FNVW even mention Nadegda, murphy. No surprise there, really,
since Nadegda hadn't even posted to usenet yet at that time.
NaN> you, paul, being an award winning kook have
NaN> been "outed" by that decree.
Who is "you, paul", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.
NaN> now, the FNVW is historically held in respect by _ALL_ usenetizens
of any
NaN> worth in any forum.
What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do
with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> no self-respecting poster wants a kook award.
You seem to be trying really hard. I guess you must not be
self-respecting, then, murphy. I now hear you're up for no fewer than
eight of them, six in June and KotM itself and CNotM in July. That's
quite possibly some sort of a record, murphy.
NaN> you lap them up, thrive on the kookiness, no less.
What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do
with Java or Lisp, murphy? There is no record of Nadegda ever having
received a kook award, murphy.
NaN> 2.--> under all socks you use it is that "speak English" troll you
get the most
NaN> mileage from, in your head.
What does your unsubstantiated allegation that Nadegda uses socks have
to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> yet here **you** are using incorrect nomenclature
NaN> for a title.
What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do
with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> in your hurried effort to correct flatass@gmail.invalid in the use
NaN> of "COTN"[sic] you spew out "CNoTM". oH Dear!
What does your hallucination have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
Nadegda hasn't done anything that even remotely fits any fragment of
your rather-incoherent narrative.
NaN> .. the kook award status page says;
NaN>
NaN> CNotM -- Clueless Newbie of the Month
What does your URL have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> .. can you say "DoH!" paul.kook
Who is "paul.kook", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias.
NaN> should the MurphyCabal@aioe.news.helpdesk
NaN> be not up for a Barbara Woodhouse Memorial and Hammer of Thor
NaN> "meritorious mention" - at the very least - for the butt hurt you are
NaN> experiencing right now, then it is so Usenet lives up to tradition,
in not
NaN> being "fair" as in "fair go".
What does your bogus email address have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
There is not currently a top-level domain ".helpdesk", murphy. Still
suffering from Internet how-to cluelessness, murphy?
NaN> one lesson you have never grasped.
What does your unsubstantiated allegation about Nadegda have to do with
Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> folks are permitted to argue, permitted to disagree, permitted to call
NaN> a cunt a cunt.
Folks are also permitted to call you a kook, murphy.
NaN> you are not going to get free reign in subverting those
NaN> discussions, nor instigating such egregiousness simply because the
NaN> results give you your jollies.cunt
Who is "cunt", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias. Rather ironic, too, that you'd threaten someone with lack of free
reign in subverting discussions while you derail random threads with
off-topic trolling, which some might equate to you subverting discussions.
NaN> in the words of Joe Attardi;
What does your URL have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> Why go through such trouble to identify this troll?
Who is "this troll", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using
that alias, though it's interesting that you said "this troll" rather
than "that troll" and suggests that you refer to yourself.
NaN> Because Paul Derbyshlre has a history of going around usenet
NaN> causing trouble.
Who is "Paul Derbyshlre", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias. Rather ironic, too, coming from someone who has a
history of going around usenet causing trouble.
NaN> Here's the hilarious but true Paul Derbyshlre FAQ:
Who is "Paul Derbyshlre", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup
using that alias. And what does your URL have to do with Java or Lisp,
murphy?
NaN> .. more links for your savaged ravaged CNotM ass.kook
Who is "kook", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that
alias. Rather ironic, too, coming from a fresh CNotM nominee. And what
does your URL have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed.
If they
NaN> respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.
How ironic.
What does your URL have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do
not require proof.
How ironic.
NaN> ------------------------------------------------------------------
What does that have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> CastAlone [Doktor Nauk] - Usenet Agent Provocateur
NaN> [Logistics Support Analyzer [Dept. of] of that Murphy Cabal]
What do your increasingly-elaborate delusions have to do with Java or
Lisp, murphy?
NaN> Visit the Page we Occupy -
What do your URLs have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
NaN> And be sure to sign up and become a member of that
NaN> MurphyCabal@aioe.news.helpdesk
What does your bogus email address have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?
There is not currently a top-level domain ".helpdesk", murphy. Still
suffering from Internet how-to cluelessness, murphy?
NaN> Need to book estasi@aioe.org
NaN> Call the office usenet@aioe.org
What does your attempt to cause your own NSP's administrator to get
spammed with off-topic kooky foamage have to do with Java or Lisp,
murphy? You're rapidly running out of NSPs that will tolerate you,
murphy, so your continual badmouthing of AIOE's administrator, and now
this attempt to flood his inbox, are exceptionally unwise.
I don't see anything in your post with any apparent relationship to Java
or Lisp, murphy.
"violating one basic rule in continually posting to or creating "off
topic" messages is a violation of group's charters."
--murphy
How ironic.
"I had 'volunteered (years back) to support those who do endeavor
to provide free Free Usenet access, support those who offered
subscription based Free Usenet access, nothing more than
cooperation expected in return for what has been many
thousands of hours of work. I note most of those I joined with
are either deceased, severely disabled, or plain ole' MIA..
now it is my Time. ...
You just read my last. ...
For those who think they see me in future times I can only wish
you severe Tinnitus in your dreams. For those who know me
well (eMail, whatever) and see me, know I will be smiling also.
It is to you I say "adieu mein frenz and adios .. grazie' [hugs]
for all the Good Times! May you and yours always bear well
with all Life brings you".
/0ut"
--murphy
http://www.uffnet.com/kookkamp/goodbye.htm
And some people wonder why I call them Famous Last Words.
P.S. Your latest post also had a ludicrously long signature, murphy. The
generally accepted maximum is four lines, while yours is currently
closer to 150 lines. Still suffering from netiquette cluelessness, murphy?
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