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0/t: wannabe PG.Derbyshire smackdown inside[was]Re: NOMINATION: murphy [...]was Re: NOMINATION: thoolen[...]Barbara Woodhouse Memorial and Hammer of Thor

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paul (seamus) <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wanked extraordinarily vigorously in:
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>On Mon, 09 Jul 2012 15:38:08 +0000, _________ wrote:
>
>> kook <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>> 
>> [wipes the jism off the ceiling light bulb]
>> 
>> ah..!..there you are.
>> WTF was that!!?
>> 
>>>TTFN. But you'll be back. I know it. I seem to have you hopping almost
>>>as madly as thoolen often does. Dance, kook!
>>>
>> ..had to happen, you came too soon though, more is the pity. I was
>> having some great giggles!
>> But you had to go and fuck it all up with the Kook's Godwin!
>>                                     "he who invokes the dance
>>                                          is seen to concede"
>> 
>> I will take it as an easy win...but I aint happy, no sireeee.
>> 
>> [grumbles]
>> 
>> ..fucking Hydra Blanket went in early!
>>                                                                                 
>ROTFLMGDFFAO@ewe
>
>Your failure to respond to the substance of my post is noted, kook. 

translation: waaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHH

[pops dummy in gob of "nad318b404@gmail.invalid"]

>Particularly noteworthy is your snipping and ignoring the whole bit where 
>you got the name of my news client wrong. And pretty much everything 
>else. 

translation: mommy waaaaaah...!!..my diaper is full.

[hands the dweeb a bunch of green thistle]

wipe your own ass.
Message-ID: <mqhmv7lmedbeh7r360stq4ssojh138ff1l@4ax.com>

>And then invoking a rule you just made up to claim "VICTOLLY!!1!!!
>
"VICTOLLY!!1!!!"[sic] nonetheless the thread sure reads as being you,
in your kook[i]ness, being well reamed a new asshole!
						PML

.. actually the man paraphrased, the full rule being;

"As the kook moves toward meltdown, the probability of a directive of 
"dance kook dance" being put to the kookologist engaged in burning 
the kook's ass approaches 1."

>I am starting to wonder /slap

.. always brings you undone, those hallucinations. take some shroom 
tea, lad...there's a good mommy's boy.

>
>Of course, the normal act after inventing a rule and then using it to 
>claim victory is to then disappear for a while, or nymshift competently 
>enough not to instantly get outed. 
>
oH ReaLLY...oh My fuCking g0d my fucking caps loCK is Broken AgaiN!

"mmmmmmuuurphy" anyone?

>I am guessing that you will do neither, thus cementing your claim to 
>the coveted July 2012 CNoTM Award.

.. there you go again with that "I guess" = "it  i s  fact" routine you
are so well known for, paul. kook

two problems I read with your "guess" statement.

1. --> Message-ID: <js8eif$bvq$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> says
your nomination of "Murphy/phlatArse/Flash/etc."
has been denied, being a "revenge nomination". 
you do understand what that deny message is?
no, never would you think that far ahead.
effectively the FNVW is decreeing your kook status, for only known kooks
are denied nominating rights. you, paul, being an award winning kook have 
been "outed" by that decree.

now, the FNVW is historically held in respect by _ALL_ usenetizens of any
worth in any forum. no self-respecting poster wants a kook award.
you lap them up, thrive on the kookiness, no less.



2.--> under all socks you use it is that "speak English" troll you get the most
mileage from, in your head. yet here **you** are using incorrect nomenclature
for a title. in your hurried effort to correct flatass@gmail.invalid in the use 
of "COTN"[sic] you spew out "CNoTM". oH Dear!

.. the kook award status page says;

CNotM -- Clueless Newbie of the Month
http://www.coloneljake.com/AUK/AAD/

.. can you say "DoH!" paul.kook

should the MurphyCabal@aioe.news.helpdesk
be not up for a Barbara Woodhouse Memorial and Hammer of Thor
"meritorious mention" -  at the very least -  for the butt hurt you are 
experiencing right now, then it is so Usenet lives up to tradition, in not 
being "fair" as in "fair go". one lesson you have never grasped.
folks are permitted to argue, permitted to disagree, permitted to call 
a cunt a cunt. you are not going to get free reign in subverting those
discussions, nor instigating such egregiousness simply because the 
results give you your jollies.cunt

in the words of Joe Attardi;
http://preview.tinyurl.com/cd7xtcl
               Why go through such trouble to identify this troll? Because Paul 
               Derbyshlre has a history of going around usenet causing trouble. Here's 
               the hilarious but true Paul Derbyshlre FAQ: http://preview.tinyurl.com/7apwwnt


.. more links for your savaged ravaged CNotM ass.kook

http://www.searchlores.org/way_kook.htm
If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. If they 
respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.

http://www.searchlores.org/way_kook.htm
Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do not require proof.


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