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Re: 0/t: wannabe murphy smackdown inside[was]Re: NOMINATION: murphy [...]was Re: NOMINATION: thoolen[...]Barbara Woodhouse Memorial and Hammer of Thor

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On 09/07/2012 8:46 PM, "Hydra-Blanky", an obvious murphy sock, wrote:
NaN> Newsgroups: 
comp.lang.java.programmer,comp.lang.lisp,comp.lang.java.help

NaN> paul (seamus) <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wanked extraordinarily 
vigorously in:

What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do 
with Java or Lisp, murphy? Suffering from reading comprehension problems 
as well, murphy? Nadegda wrote that post, murphy, not some "paul 
(seamus)". And who is "paul (seamus)", murphy? There is nobody in this 
newsgroup using that alias.

I see that copies of your post have been vomited (crossposted AND, in 
violation of your NSP's TOS, multiposted) all over 
aioe.news.helpdesk(!), alt.animals.dolphins (2 copies), alt.astronomy, 
alt.config, alt.free.newsservers, alt.games.xtrek, alt.politics, 
alt.usenet.kooks (how appropriate), comp.lang.java.help, 
comp.lang.java.programmer, comp.lang.lisp, comp.os.os2.advocacy, 
eternal-september.support, ott.general, ott.jobs (2 copies), 
rec.arts.drwho, rec.arts.sf.tv, rec.arts.startrek.misc (2 copies), 
rec.arts.tv, rec.games.roguelike.angband (2 copies), 
rec.games.roguelike.development (2 copies), and sci.astro -- 27 copies 
in total.

    "multipost is death to froups if allowed by servers"
       --murphy

How ironic.

NaN> translation: waaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHH

What does your bad translation have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> [pops dummy in gob of "nad318b404@gmail.invalid"]

What does your gibberish have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> translation: mommy waaaaaah...!!..my diaper is full.

What does your bad translation have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> [hands the dweeb a bunch of green thistle]

Who is "the dweeb", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that 
alias.

NaN> wipe your own ass.

What does your unsubstantiated insinuation that Nadegda doesn't do so 
have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> Message-ID: <mqhmv7lmedbeh7r360stq4ssojh138ff1l@4ax.com>

What does that have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> "VICTOLLY!!1!!!"[sic] nonetheless the thread sure reads as being you,
NaN> in your kook[i]ness, being well reamed a new asshole!

What does your ironic and unsubstantiated allegation about Nadegda have 
to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> PML

What is "PML", murphy, and what does it have to do with Java or Lisp?

NaN> .. actually the man paraphrased, the full rule being;
NaN>
NaN> "As the kook moves toward meltdown, the probability of a directive of
NaN> "dance kook dance" being put to the kookologist engaged in burning
NaN> the kook's ass approaches 1."

What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do 
with Java or Lisp, murphy? There is no such documented rule, murphy.

NaN> > I am starting to wonder /slap

Nadegda didn't write that, murphy, yet you attributed it to her From: 
email address anyway. Classic dishonesty on your part, murphy.

NaN> .. always brings you undone, those hallucinations.

What does your ironic and unsubstantiated allegation about Nadegda have 
to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> take some shroom tea, lad...there's a good mommy's boy.

Who is "lad", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that alias.

NaN> oH ReaLLY...oh My fuCking g0d my fucking caps loCK is Broken AgaiN!

What do your foul language and your "caps loCK" have to do with Java or 
Lisp, murphy?

NaN> "mmmmmmuuurphy" anyone?

What does your non sequitur question have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> .. there you go again with that "I guess" = "it  i s  fact" routine you
NaN> are so well known for, paul. kook

Who is "paul", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that alias.

NaN> two problems I read with your "guess" statement.

What does your hallucination have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> 1. --> Message-ID: <js8eif$bvq$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> says
NaN> your nomination of "Murphy/phlatArse/Flash/etc."
NaN> has been denied, being a "revenge nomination".

What does your classic erroneous presupposition have to do with Java or 
Lisp, murphy? Even were any decree emerging from the cesspit that is 
databasix.com to ever be taken seriously, Nadegda wasn't nominated for 
anything, murphy, and therefore no nomination she makes can logically 
constitute a "revenge nomination". And the particular nomination in 
question wasn't even made by Nadegda anyway, murphy.

NaN> you do understand what that deny message is?

What does your question of Nadegda have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> no, never would you think that far ahead.

What does your unsubstantiated claim about Nadegda have to do with Java 
or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> effectively the FNVW is decreeing your kook status, for only known 
kooks
NaN> are denied nominating rights.

What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do 
with Java or Lisp, murphy? Nowhere in the post you referenced does the 
(fake) FNVW even mention Nadegda, murphy. No surprise there, really, 
since Nadegda hadn't even posted to usenet yet at that time.

NaN> you, paul, being an award winning kook have
NaN> been "outed" by that decree.

Who is "you, paul", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that 
alias.

NaN> now, the FNVW is historically held in respect by _ALL_ usenetizens 
of any
NaN> worth in any forum.

What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do 
with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> no self-respecting poster wants a kook award.

You seem to be trying really hard. I guess you must not be 
self-respecting, then, murphy. I now hear you're up for no fewer than 
eight of them, six in June and KotM itself and CNotM in July. That's 
quite possibly some sort of a record, murphy.

NaN> you lap them up, thrive on the kookiness, no less.

What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do 
with Java or Lisp, murphy? There is no record of Nadegda ever having 
received a kook award, murphy.

NaN> 2.--> under all socks you use it is that "speak English" troll you 
get the most
NaN> mileage from, in your head.

What does your unsubstantiated allegation that Nadegda uses socks have 
to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> yet here **you** are using incorrect nomenclature
NaN> for a title.

What does your classic unsubstantiated and erroneous claim have to do 
with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> in your hurried effort to correct flatass@gmail.invalid in the use
NaN> of "COTN"[sic] you spew out "CNoTM". oH Dear!

What does your hallucination have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy? 
Nadegda hasn't done anything that even remotely fits any fragment of 
your rather-incoherent narrative.

NaN> .. the kook award status page says;
NaN>
NaN> CNotM -- Clueless Newbie of the Month

What does your URL have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> .. can you say "DoH!" paul.kook

Who is "paul.kook", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that 
alias.

NaN> should the MurphyCabal@aioe.news.helpdesk
NaN> be not up for a Barbara Woodhouse Memorial and Hammer of Thor
NaN> "meritorious mention" -  at the very least -  for the butt hurt you are
NaN> experiencing right now, then it is so Usenet lives up to tradition, 
in not
NaN> being "fair" as in "fair go".

What does your bogus email address have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy? 
There is not currently a top-level domain ".helpdesk", murphy. Still 
suffering from Internet how-to cluelessness, murphy?

NaN> one lesson you have never grasped.

What does your unsubstantiated allegation about Nadegda have to do with 
Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> folks are permitted to argue, permitted to disagree, permitted to call
NaN> a cunt a cunt.

Folks are also permitted to call you a kook, murphy.

NaN> you are not going to get free reign in subverting those
NaN> discussions, nor instigating such egregiousness simply because the
NaN> results give you your jollies.cunt

Who is "cunt", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that 
alias. Rather ironic, too, that you'd threaten someone with lack of free 
reign in subverting discussions while you derail random threads with 
off-topic trolling, which some might equate to you subverting discussions.

NaN> in the words of Joe Attardi;

What does your URL have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> Why go through such trouble to identify this troll?

Who is "this troll", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using 
that alias, though it's interesting that you said "this troll" rather 
than "that troll" and suggests that you refer to yourself.

NaN> Because Paul Derbyshlre has a history of going around usenet
NaN> causing trouble.

Who is "Paul Derbyshlre", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup 
using that alias. Rather ironic, too, coming from someone who has a 
history of going around usenet causing trouble.

NaN> Here's the hilarious but true Paul Derbyshlre FAQ:

Who is "Paul Derbyshlre", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup 
using that alias. And what does your URL have to do with Java or Lisp, 
murphy?

NaN> .. more links for your savaged ravaged CNotM ass.kook

Who is "kook", murphy? There is nobody in this newsgroup using that 
alias. Rather ironic, too, coming from a fresh CNotM nominee. And what 
does your URL have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> If you respond to every post someone else makes, they're obsessed. 
If they
NaN> respond to less than 1% of your posts, they're even more obsessed.

How ironic.

What does your URL have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> Remember that your ko0ky klaims are 'facts', and that 'facts' do 
not require proof.

How ironic.

NaN> ------------------------------------------------------------------

What does that have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN> CastAlone [Doktor Nauk] - Usenet Agent Provocateur
NaN>     [Logistics Support Analyzer [Dept. of] of that Murphy Cabal]

What do your increasingly-elaborate delusions have to do with Java or 
Lisp, murphy?

NaN>         Visit the Page we Occupy -

What do your URLs have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy?

NaN>         And be sure to sign up and become a member of that
NaN> MurphyCabal@aioe.news.helpdesk

What does your bogus email address have to do with Java or Lisp, murphy? 
There is not currently a top-level domain ".helpdesk", murphy. Still 
suffering from Internet how-to cluelessness, murphy?

NaN>         Need to book estasi@aioe.org
NaN>         Call the office  usenet@aioe.org

What does your attempt to cause your own NSP's administrator to get 
spammed with off-topic kooky foamage have to do with Java or Lisp, 
murphy? You're rapidly running out of NSPs that will tolerate you, 
murphy, so your continual badmouthing of AIOE's administrator, and now 
this attempt to flood his inbox, are exceptionally unwise.

I don't see anything in your post with any apparent relationship to Java 
or Lisp, murphy.

    "violating one basic rule in continually posting to or creating "off
     topic" messages is a violation of group's charters."
       --murphy

How ironic.

    "I had 'volunteered (years back) to support those who do endeavor
     to provide free Free Usenet access, support those who offered
     subscription based Free Usenet access, nothing more than
     cooperation expected in return for what has been many
     thousands of hours of work. I note most of those I joined with
     are either deceased, severely disabled, or plain ole' MIA..
     now it is my Time. ...

     You just read my last. ...

     For those who think they see me in future times I can only wish
     you severe Tinnitus in your dreams. For those who know me
     well (eMail, whatever) and see me, know I will be smiling also.
     It is to you I say "adieu mein frenz and adios .. grazie' [hugs]
     for all the Good Times! May you and yours always bear well
     with all Life brings you".

     /0ut"
       --murphy

http://www.uffnet.com/kookkamp/goodbye.htm

And some people wonder why I call them Famous Last Words.

P.S. Your latest post also had a ludicrously long signature, murphy. The 
generally accepted maximum is four lines, while yours is currently 
closer to 150 lines. Still suffering from netiquette cluelessness, murphy?

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