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<FWD>: Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2012 "This account has been banned becaus" <this.account.has.been.banned.becaus@1:261/38.remove-s5i-this> - 2012-08-01 18:09 +0000
Re: <FWD>: Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2012 Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-08-02 03:15 +0000
Paul Derbyshire campaigns harder for his awards! <was Re: <FWD>: Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2012 This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use <laughing@u.kook> - 2012-08-02 06:48 +0000
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| Date | 2012-08-01 18:09 +0000 |
| Subject | <FWD>: Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2012 |
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From: This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms
Of Use <laughing@u.kook>
Howdy, readers of alt.suicide.holiday, comp.lang.java.programmer,
alt.free.newsservers, sci.math, and rec.arts.poetry!
And boy, has the One and True Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of
alt.usenet.kooks put together the Mother Of All Ballots together for July 2012!
Unchallenged for the Kook of The Month is Paul "Two-Socks" Derbyshire, a kook
known to many of you as "Seamus MacRae" and "thoolen" - as well as having other
multiple fake personalities which, oddly enough, all have their own Usenet
accounts. With that many dirty socks lying around the house, wouldn't you hate
to be Paul's mother on laundry day? As Alex Cain's mother can surely attest,
especially since Dink is up for the Order of The Holey Sockpuppet Award.
But back to Paul - he's been busy kooking out this month, since he's also up
for the Looney Maroon, the Bolo Bullis Foam Duck, the Goofy Azzed Babboon, and
the Global Village Pump Awards. Can he add these trophies to his Clueless
Newbie of the Month Award, which he won as Seamus MacRae?
Meanwhile, Mittens The Anonypussy (AKA [Tard] Phoenix, AKA the Fake Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler), one of the most spanked kooks in the history of
AUK and Paul Derbyshire's running-mate for the Ministry Of Circle Jerks, faces
recognition for stinking up the joint in the form of The Busted Urinal Award.
It's expected that [Tard] The Pussy will mount a strong challenge to Albatross,
the Stalker's Stalker, for the Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award. Who will
win this sudden death play-off?
And speaking of sudden death - in other awards, William Melchert Dinkel, the
killer nurse from alt.suicide.holiday, lost his court appeal and so 'Lio Dao'
is up for the Balsa Gavel Award - guess the price of speech when talking people
into killing themselves isn't so free after all, eh, Bill?
Lastly and by no means leastly (said the tigerlilly), the denizens of AUK have
sought to recognize Steve Crook of Mixmin.net with a merit award, for his
dedication to dealing with abuse of the internet, in the form of The Hammer of
Thor.
New to voting? http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/how-to-vote.html
shows you how.
On a final note - beware of imitations; genuine AUK ballots and Vote Wrangers
originate only from DataBasix accounts.
Happy voting, and may the best(?) k00k win!!1!!!
-= BEGIN forwarded message =-
On Tue, 31 Jul 2012 17:41:12 GMT, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
<fnvw@databasix.com> posted in alt.usenet.kooks:
Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2012 Usenet Kook awards. Anybody
may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt, shredded and/or
recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:
* you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
* you are a resident of the Galactic Killfile
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have officially been declared non-existent
Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have until 00:01
GMT on August 8th to cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate
might be *you*.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Kook of the Month
(vote yes or no)
Paul Derbyshire, posting as Kensi and Nadegda.
Coward of the Month
(vote yes or no)
Albatross.
Looney Maroon Award
(vote yes or no)
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.
Joseph Bartlo Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award (vote yes or no)
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.
Palmjob Paddle
(vote yes or no)
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.
Balsa Gavel
(vote yes or no)
William Melchert-Dinkel.
George Pickett Memorial Trophy
(vote yes or no)
Albatross.
Kluck Lysaght "Tar & Feathers" Award (vote for one)
[Tor] Phoenix aka Mittens the Anonypussy. Albatross.
neither of the above
Busted Urinal Award
(vote yes or no)
[Tor] Phoenix aka Mittens the Anonypussy.
Goofy Azzed Babboon
(vote yes or no)
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet
(vote yes or no)
Alexander "Dink" Cain.
Bolo Bullis Foam Duck
(vote yes or no)
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.
Global Village Pump Award
(vote yes or no)
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire.
Ministry of Circle Jerks
(vote for one)
Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire and [Tor] Phoenix aka Mittens the Anonypussy.
The 4 Stooges (incumbent) Greg Hall, Emmett Gulley, %, and Janithor
Hammer of Thor
(vote yes or no)
Steve Crook.
--
July 2012 Nominations:
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/07/july-2012-nominations.html
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/award-winners-1994-2012.html
http://fnvw.databasix.com (awards descriptions and more)
-= END forwarded message =-
--
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check out Scatboi's forgeries.
Anonopussy gets kicked to the kerb in <0xKRr.45217$7y4.27784@newsfe23.iad>
and again in <y4LRr.40166$lt3.7151@newsfe18.iad>
Paul Derbyshire and socks get spanked - <xH5Rr.27106$%Y2.25446@newsfe02.iad>
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| From | Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> |
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| Date | 2012-08-02 03:15 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <jvcrc2$von$3@dont-email.me> |
| In reply to | #16929 |
On Wed, 01 Aug 2012 18:09:35 GMT, This account has been banned becaus wrote: > From: This account has been banned because it violated the Google > Groups Terms Of Use <laughing@u.kook> > > Howdy, readers of alt.suicide.holiday, comp.lang.java.programmer, > alt.free.newsservers, sci.math, and rec.arts.poetry! Howdy, off-topic crossposting troll! > And boy, has the One and True Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of > alt.usenet.kooks put together the Mother Of All Ballots together for > July 2012! Yes; it's at <jvafsv$h1h$1@news.mixmin.net> > Unchallenged for the Kook of The Month is Paul "Two-Socks" Derbyshire, > a kook known to many of you as "Seamus MacRae" and "thoolen" - as well > as having other multiple fake personalities which, oddly enough, all > have their own Usenet accounts. With that many dirty socks lying > around the house, wouldn't you hate to be Paul's mother on laundry > day? As Alex Cain's mother can surely attest, especially since Dink is > up for the Order of The Holey Sockpuppet Award. Nice delusion, kooky. But the July ballot actually has a nymshifting twit known variously as murphy, Flash, News in Service, phlatArse, and 194 or more other nyms as its sole serious Kook of the Month contender. You may know him from his recent activity as Citizen Kane, Hydra Blanket, Hydra Blanky, _kookmeister_, NT_WAR, CastAlone, Godfrey, and several other nyms, and from a blubbery, semi-literate posting style and tendency to obsessively chant the name "Derbyshire". > But back to Paul - he's been busy kooking out this month, since he's > also up for the Looney Maroon, the Bolo Bullis Foam Duck, the Goofy > Azzed Babboon, and the Global Village Pump Awards. Can he add these > trophies to his Clueless Newbie of the Month Award, which he won as > Seamus MacRae? More delusion. Nobody named Paul is up for any of those or has won CNoTM, even under the old superseded awards. However, murphy is up for Loony Maroon, Foam Duck, and numerous other awards, and just *won* a Goofy Azzed Baboon, that one for the month of June. > Meanwhile, Mittens The Anonypussy (AKA [Tard] Phoenix, AKA the > Fake<SLAP> Phoenix is FNVW. > one of the most spanked kooks in the history of AUK and Paul > Derbyshire's running-mate for the Ministry Of Circle Jerks, faces > recognition for stinking up the joint in the form of The Busted Urinal > Award. More delusions. There's no Paul Derbyshire here and the Busted Urinal nominees for July are: Aratzio Fred Hall The Republican Party of the United States of America Notably, murphy won Busted Urinal in June along with Goofy Azzed Baboon. > It's expected that [Tard] The Pussy will mount a strong challenge to > Albatross, the Stalker's Stalker, for the Kluck Lysaght "Tar & > Feathers" Award. Who will win this sudden death play-off? Wrong again. Albatross's opposition for Tar and Feathers is ... murphy again. > And speaking of sudden death - in other awards, William Melchert > Dinkel, the killer nurse from alt.suicide.holiday, lost his court > appeal and so 'Lio Dao' is up for the Balsa Gavel Award - guess the > price of speech when talking people into killing themselves isn't so > free after all, eh, Bill? The Balsa Gavel nominee was known on Usenet a Camay D and is on the ballot under that name. Outerfilthing is now largely forbidden, Account Banned, or did you forget that? > Lastly and by no means leastly (said the tigerlilly), the denizens of > AUK have sought to recognize Steve Crook of Mixmin.net with a merit > award, for his dedication to dealing with abuse of the internet, in the > form of The Hammer of Thor. Hammer of Thor nominees on July's ballot: Emmett Gulley (diamond HoT) thoolen/"Murphy Foam Detoxification Squad" Phoenix Of these the only serious contender is Phoenix. > New to voting? http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/how-to- > vote.html shows you how. Outdated website. The instructions are posted at the top of the Offishul Ballot itself, at the message-ID near the top of my response. > On a final note - beware of imitations; How ironic. > genuine AUK ballots and Vote Wrangers originate only from DataBasix > accounts. Wrong. Craig Dickson, the vote wrangler from 1994, is among the many that have not originated from DataBasix accounts: Path: nntp.gmd.de!Germany.EU.net!EU.net!howland.reston.ans.net! europa.eng.gtefsd.com!hookup!decwrl!nntp.crl.com!crl.crl.com!not-for-mail From: c...@crl.com (Craig Dickson) Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks Subject: Re: Craig Dickson Date: 8 Nov 1994 22:11:12 -0800 Organization: KotM Enterprises Lines: 13 Message-ID: <39pp60$i9s@crl.crl.com> References: <39m10b$36v@news.duke.edu> <39nt45$p5p@erinews.ericsson.se> NNTP-Posting-Host: crl.com '73 Chevy Pickup writes: |So thats how the secret Usenet cabal have kept their plotting so safe from |the prying keyboards of the wider net community over the years: pencil, paper |and a stamp. Unhackable. | |The devious bastards. Whoops, they're onto us. (Darnit, Joel, you've blown the whole game!) -- Craig Dickson <c...@crl.com> alt.usenet.kooks archives on the Web: ftp://ftp.crl.com/users/ro/cd/ auk.html To receive the a.u.k FAQ, send me email with Subject: send alt.usenet.kooks FAQ (cut'n'pasted from Google Groups) > Happy voting, and may the best(?) k00k win!!1!!! You, of course, are up for quite a few awards yourself, making that declaration of yours also rather ironic. [snip fake ballot] The one true ballot is at <jvafsv$h1h$1@news.mixmin.net>. Happy voting! Be sure to throw a few votes at the delusional twit Account Banned.
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| From | This account has been banned because it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use <laughing@u.kook> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2012-08-02 06:48 +0000 |
| Subject | Paul Derbyshire campaigns harder for his awards! <was Re: <FWD>: Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2012 |
| Message-ID | <fppSr.45271$7y4.22054@newsfe23.iad> |
| In reply to | #16947 |
Paul G Derbyshire AKA Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote:
Nice going, Paul. You may have earned yourself some extra votes with your
stupid murphy obsession below.
How's the fit of your Tinfoil Sombrero?
<chortle>
Voters, a typical example of Paula's delusional stupidity appears below.
> On Wed, 01 Aug 2012 18:09:35 GMT, This account has been banned becaus
> wrote:
>> From: This account has been banned because it violated the Google
>> Groups Terms Of Use <laughing@u.kook>
>>
>> Howdy, readers of alt.suicide.holiday, comp.lang.java.programmer,
>> alt.free.newsservers, sci.math, and rec.arts.poetry!
>
> Howdy, off-topic crossposting troll!
>
>> And boy, has the One and True Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of
>> alt.usenet.kooks put together the Mother Of All Ballots together for
>> July 2012!
>
> Yes; it's at <spank>
>> Unchallenged for the Kook of The Month is Paul "Two-Socks" Derbyshire,
>> a kook known to many of you as "Seamus MacRae" and "thoolen" - as well
>> as having other multiple fake personalities which, oddly enough, all
>> have their own Usenet accounts. With that many dirty socks lying
>> around the house, wouldn't you hate to be Paul's mother on laundry
>> day? As Alex Cain's mother can surely attest, especially since Dink is
>> up for the Order of The Holey Sockpuppet Award.
>
> Nice delusion, kooky. But the July ballot actually has a nymshifting twit
> known variously as murphy, Flash, News in Service, phlatArse, and 194 or
> more other nyms as its sole serious Kook of the Month contender. You may
> know him from his recent activity as Citizen Kane, Hydra Blanket, Hydra
> Blanky, _kookmeister_, NT_WAR, CastAlone, Godfrey, and several other
> nyms, and from a blubbery, semi-literate posting style and tendency to
> obsessively chant the name "Derbyshire".
>
>> But back to Paul - he's been busy kooking out this month, since he's
>> also up for the Looney Maroon, the Bolo Bullis Foam Duck, the Goofy
>> Azzed Babboon, and the Global Village Pump Awards. Can he add these
>> trophies to his Clueless Newbie of the Month Award, which he won as
>> Seamus MacRae?
>
> More delusion. Nobody named Paul is up for any of those or has won CNoTM,
> even under the old superseded awards. However, murphy is up for Loony
> Maroon, Foam Duck, and numerous other awards, and just *won* a Goofy
> Azzed Baboon, that one for the month of June.
>
>> Meanwhile, Mittens The Anonypussy (AKA [Tard] Phoenix, AKA the
>> Fake<SLAP>
>
> Phoenix is FNVW.
>
>> one of the most spanked kooks in the history of AUK and Paul
>> Derbyshire's running-mate for the Ministry Of Circle Jerks, faces
>> recognition for stinking up the joint in the form of The Busted Urinal
>> Award.
>
> More delusions. There's no Paul Derbyshire here and the Busted Urinal
> nominees for July are:
>
> Aratzio
> Fred Hall
> The Republican Party of the United States of America
>
> Notably, murphy won Busted Urinal in June along with Goofy Azzed Baboon.
>
>> It's expected that [Tard] The Pussy will mount a strong challenge to
>> Albatross, the Stalker's Stalker, for the Kluck Lysaght "Tar &
>> Feathers" Award. Who will win this sudden death play-off?
>
> Wrong again. Albatross's opposition for Tar and Feathers is ... murphy
> again.
>
>> And speaking of sudden death - in other awards, William Melchert
>> Dinkel, the killer nurse from alt.suicide.holiday, lost his court
>> appeal and so 'Lio Dao' is up for the Balsa Gavel Award - guess the
>> price of speech when talking people into killing themselves isn't so
>> free after all, eh, Bill?
>
> The Balsa Gavel nominee was known on Usenet a Camay D and is on the
> ballot under that name. Outerfilthing is now largely forbidden, Account
> Banned, or did you forget that?
>
>> Lastly and by no means leastly (said the tigerlilly), the denizens of
>> AUK have sought to recognize Steve Crook of Mixmin.net with a merit
>> award, for his dedication to dealing with abuse of the internet, in the
>> form of The Hammer of Thor.
>
> Hammer of Thor nominees on July's ballot:
>
> Emmett Gulley (diamond HoT)
> thoolen/"Murphy Foam Detoxification Squad"
> Phoenix
>
> Of these the only serious contender is Phoenix.
>
>> New to voting? http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/how-to-
>> vote.html shows you how.
>
> Outdated website. The instructions are posted at the top of the Offishul
> Ballot itself, at the message-ID near the top of my response.
>
>> On a final note - beware of imitations;
>
> How ironic.
>
>> genuine AUK ballots and Vote Wrangers originate only from DataBasix
>> accounts.
>
> Wrong. Craig Dickson, the vote wrangler from 1994, is among the many that
> have not originated from DataBasix accounts:
>
> Path: nntp.gmd.de!Germany.EU.net!EU.net!howland.reston.ans.net!
> europa.eng.gtefsd.com!hookup!decwrl!nntp.crl.com!crl.crl.com!not-for-mail
> From: c...@crl.com (Craig Dickson)
> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
> Subject: Re: Craig Dickson
> Date: 8 Nov 1994 22:11:12 -0800
> Organization: KotM Enterprises
> Lines: 13
> Message-ID: <39pp60$i9s@crl.crl.com>
> References: <39m10b$36v@news.duke.edu> <39nt45$p5p@erinews.ericsson.se>
> NNTP-Posting-Host: crl.com
>
> '73 Chevy Pickup writes:
>
>|So thats how the secret Usenet cabal have kept their plotting so safe
> from
>|the prying keyboards of the wider net community over the years: pencil,
> paper
>|and a stamp. Unhackable.
>|
>|The devious bastards.
>
> Whoops, they're onto us. (Darnit, Joel, you've blown the whole game!)
--
<T><A><H><B><B><F><V><T><G><G><T><O><U> - "Vile Little Fucker" #1
If you want to see something lamer than John Edward Kook's Aratzio frogeries,
check out Scatboi's forgeries.
Anonopussy gets kicked to the kerb in <0xKRr.45217$7y4.27784@newsfe23.iad>
and again in <y4LRr.40166$lt3.7151@newsfe18.iad>
Paul Derbyshire and socks get spanked - <xH5Rr.27106$%Y2.25446@newsfe02.iad>
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