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Paul Derbyshire campaigns harder for his awards! <was Re: <FWD>: Vote! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2012

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Paul G Derbyshire AKA Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote: 

Nice going, Paul.  You may have earned yourself some extra votes with your 
stupid murphy obsession below.  

How's the fit of your Tinfoil Sombrero? 

<chortle>

Voters, a typical example of Paula's delusional stupidity appears below. 


> On Wed, 01 Aug 2012 18:09:35 GMT, This account has been banned becaus 
> wrote:
>> From: This account has been banned because it violated the Google
>> Groups Terms Of Use <laughing@u.kook>
>> 
>> Howdy, readers of alt.suicide.holiday, comp.lang.java.programmer,
>> alt.free.newsservers, sci.math, and rec.arts.poetry!
> 
> Howdy, off-topic crossposting troll!
> 
>> And boy, has the One and True Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler of
>> alt.usenet.kooks put together the Mother Of All Ballots together for
>> July 2012!
> 
> Yes; it's at <spank>

>> Unchallenged for the Kook of The Month is Paul "Two-Socks" Derbyshire,
>> a kook known to many of you as "Seamus MacRae" and "thoolen" - as well
>> as having other multiple fake personalities which, oddly enough, all
>> have their own Usenet accounts.  With that many dirty socks lying
>> around the house, wouldn't you hate to be Paul's mother on laundry
>> day?  As Alex Cain's mother can surely attest, especially since Dink is
>> up for the Order of The Holey Sockpuppet Award.
> 
> Nice delusion, kooky. But the July ballot actually has a nymshifting twit 
> known variously as murphy, Flash, News in Service, phlatArse, and 194 or 
> more other nyms as its sole serious Kook of the Month contender. You may 
> know him from his recent activity as Citizen Kane, Hydra Blanket, Hydra 
> Blanky, _kookmeister_, NT_WAR, CastAlone, Godfrey, and several other 
> nyms, and from a blubbery, semi-literate posting style and tendency to 
> obsessively chant the name "Derbyshire".
> 
>> But back to Paul - he's been busy kooking out this month, since he's
>> also up for the Looney Maroon, the Bolo Bullis Foam Duck,  the Goofy
>> Azzed Babboon, and the Global Village Pump Awards.  Can he add these
>> trophies to his Clueless Newbie of the Month Award, which he won as
>> Seamus MacRae?
> 
> More delusion. Nobody named Paul is up for any of those or has won CNoTM, 
> even under the old superseded awards. However, murphy is up for Loony 
> Maroon, Foam Duck, and numerous other awards, and just *won* a Goofy 
> Azzed Baboon, that one for the month of June.
> 
>> Meanwhile, Mittens The Anonypussy (AKA [Tard] Phoenix, AKA the
>> Fake<SLAP>
> 
> Phoenix is FNVW.
> 
>> one of the most spanked kooks in the history of AUK and Paul
>> Derbyshire's running-mate for the Ministry Of Circle Jerks, faces
>> recognition for stinking up the joint in the form of The Busted Urinal
>> Award.
> 
> More delusions. There's no Paul Derbyshire here and the Busted Urinal 
> nominees for July are:
> 
> Aratzio
> Fred Hall
> The Republican Party of the United States of America
> 
> Notably, murphy won Busted Urinal in June along with Goofy Azzed Baboon.
> 
>> It's expected that [Tard] The Pussy will mount a strong challenge to
>> Albatross, the Stalker's Stalker, for the Kluck Lysaght "Tar &
>> Feathers" Award.  Who will win this sudden death play-off?
> 
> Wrong again. Albatross's opposition for Tar and Feathers is ... murphy 
> again.
> 
>> And speaking of sudden death - in other awards, William Melchert
>> Dinkel, the killer nurse from alt.suicide.holiday, lost his court
>> appeal and so 'Lio Dao' is up for the Balsa Gavel Award - guess the
>> price of speech when talking people into killing themselves isn't so
>> free after all, eh, Bill?
> 
> The Balsa Gavel nominee was known on Usenet a Camay D and is on the 
> ballot under that name. Outerfilthing is now largely forbidden, Account 
> Banned, or did you forget that?
> 
>> Lastly and by no means leastly (said the tigerlilly), the denizens of
>> AUK have sought to recognize Steve Crook of Mixmin.net with a merit
>> award, for his dedication to dealing with abuse of the internet, in the
>> form of The Hammer of Thor.
> 
> Hammer of Thor nominees on July's ballot:
> 
> Emmett Gulley (diamond HoT)
> thoolen/"Murphy Foam Detoxification Squad"
> Phoenix
> 
> Of these the only serious contender is Phoenix.
> 
>> New to voting?  http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/how-to-
>> vote.html shows you how.
> 
> Outdated website. The instructions are posted at the top of the Offishul 
> Ballot itself, at the message-ID near the top of my response.
> 
>> On a final note - beware of imitations;
> 
> How ironic.
> 
>> genuine AUK ballots and Vote Wrangers originate only from DataBasix
>> accounts.
> 
> Wrong. Craig Dickson, the vote wrangler from 1994, is among the many that 
> have not originated from DataBasix accounts:
> 
> Path: nntp.gmd.de!Germany.EU.net!EU.net!howland.reston.ans.net!
> europa.eng.gtefsd.com!hookup!decwrl!nntp.crl.com!crl.crl.com!not-for-mail
> From: c...@crl.com (Craig Dickson)
> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
> Subject: Re: Craig Dickson
> Date: 8 Nov 1994 22:11:12 -0800
> Organization: KotM Enterprises
> Lines: 13
> Message-ID: <39pp60$i9s@crl.crl.com>
> References: <39m10b$36v@news.duke.edu> <39nt45$p5p@erinews.ericsson.se>
> NNTP-Posting-Host: crl.com
> 
> '73 Chevy Pickup writes:
> 
>|So thats how the secret Usenet cabal have kept their plotting so safe 
> from 
>|the prying keyboards of the wider net community over the years: pencil, 
> paper
>|and a stamp.  Unhackable.  
>|
>|The devious bastards.
> 
> Whoops, they're onto us. (Darnit, Joel, you've blown the whole game!)



-- 
<T><A><H><B><B><F><V><T><G><G><T><O><U> - "Vile Little Fucker" #1
If you want to see something lamer than John Edward Kook's Aratzio frogeries, 
                   check out Scatboi's forgeries.

Anonopussy gets kicked to the kerb in <0xKRr.45217$7y4.27784@newsfe23.iad>
                         and again in <y4LRr.40166$lt3.7151@newsfe18.iad>

Paul Derbyshire and socks get spanked - <xH5Rr.27106$%Y2.25446@newsfe02.iad>

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  Re: <FWD>: Vote!  Usenet Kook Awards, July 2012 Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2012-08-02 03:15 +0000
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