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On 4/21/2026 8:48 AM, Steve wrote:
> Southern Man wrote:
>> On 4/19/2026 1:21 PM, Tony wrote:
>>> Mr NEW PENIS wrote:
>>>> THE WONDERFUL TRUMP GOT THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ OPENED. I AM TAKING A 
>>>> TRIP TO THE MIDDLE EAST. I AM GOING TO JUMP IN THE HORMUZ AND SOAK 
>>>> MY UNLOOPER INJURED BALLS IN THE WATER. HOPEFULLY THE NAVY DOESNT 
>>>> THINK OF MY BURNT NUTSACK AS A DANGER, AND FIRES MISSLES AT MY POOR 
>>>> SWOLLEN SCROTUM BAG.
>>>>
>>>> *******UPDATE*******
>>>> I AM BACK FROM IRAN. I BATHED MY NUTS IN THE HORMUZ. THEY ARE STILL 
>>>> BURNT AND SWOLLEN. THE NAVY DIDNT SHOOT ANY MISSILES AT ME, BUT A 
>>>> SHARK NIBBLED MY BALLS AND CHEWED OFF SOME OF THE DEAD SAGGING BURNT 
>>>> SKIN. SO IT WASNT A TOTAL WASTED JOURNEY. I LIKED THE SHARK CHEWING 
>>>> ON MY GONADS. I MUST ADMIT I HAD A RAGER GOING ON, AND POSSIBLY 
>>>> EJACULATED A BIT. I HAVE FOREVER MARKED THE HORMUZ WITH MR PENIS 
>>>> POTION!
>>>>
>>>> I AM MR PENIS.
>>>> MR PENIS
>>>> P-E-N-I-S
>>>>
>>>> TESTICLES
>>>>
>>>> I AM MR PENIS FOREVER.
>>>
>>>
>>> Trump is a liar Iran and America never came to any agreement on 
>>> anything and Trump is day trading all his lies knowing the stock 
>>> market will crash tomorrow on Monday. The Strait of Hormuz is still 
>>> closed. There is no ceasefire.
>>
>> You're a stupid fucking tiny dick moaning snowflake Libtard. You arent 
>> even American, so shut your fucking Eskimo shit face, you stupid 
>> Canuck faggot. Go plug in your electric Biden car and fuck your Kamala 
>> doll, you moron uneducated cunt.
>>
> 
> Every country on earth hates America and Trump will end up starting 
> World War III and every country on earth will blow the shit out of 
> America all because of the daft dolts that voted for that imbecile.

Dry your tears, your moaning little tranny faggot Libtard. Who did you 
vote for? The cackling slut Kamala? You are a special kind of stupid. 
Probably fat and single and gay. It figures. Typical Liberal snowflake 
cunt. MAGA you dildo riding homo.

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HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2026-04-18 11:33 -0400
  Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-18 11:35 -0400
    Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-19 13:24 -0400
  Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-19 13:21 -0400
    Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Southern Man <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-19 13:34 -0400
      Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-19 13:37 -0400
        Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-20 12:57 -0400
      Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-20 13:00 -0400
        Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-20 18:17 -0400
          Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2026-04-21 09:49 -0400
      Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Steve <steve2749736@usa.com> - 2026-04-21 08:48 -0400
        Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-21 14:06 -0400
          Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Steve <steve2749736@usa.com> - 2026-04-21 14:18 -0400
            Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2026-04-21 14:23 -0400
              Re: HORMUZ IS OPEN-MY BALLS WILL VISIT! Steve <steve2749736@usa.com> - 2026-04-21 16:05 -0400

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