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Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS!

From Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com>
Newsgroups alt.dss.hack
Subject Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS!
Date 2025-12-27 16:22 -0500
Message-ID <mrb10nFeagvU1@mid.individual.net> (permalink)
References <694ea6cc$0$23$882e4bbb@reader.netnews.com> <Fcz3R.564390$hd86.555024@fx13.iad> <mr844oFu3c3U1@mid.individual.net> <WIW3R.95983$3Sk8.25630@fx46.iad>

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On 12/27/2025 2:47 PM, Tony wrote:
> Anonymous wrote:
>> On 12/26/2025 12:02 PM, Tony wrote:
>>> Mr NEW PENIS wrote:
>>>> SO I SPENT THE HOLIDAY TRYING TO HEAL MY BURNT BALLS AND INJURED 
>>>> ANUS. I AM STILL REELING FROM THE UNLOOPER FIRE, THAT SCORCHED MY 
>>>> NUTSACK.
>>>>
>>>> ALSO THE P5 CARD I STUCK IN MY ASS IS CAUSING SOME UNPLEASANT SIDE 
>>>> EFFECTS.
>>>>
>>>> SO I WILL BE STARTING THE NEW YEAR INJURED. SCORCHED TESTICLE BAG, 
>>>> AND CHAFED BLOWHOLE.
>>>>
>>>> FREE TV IS NOT ONLY DIFFICULT, ITS PAINFUL.
>>>>
>>>> I DID MANAGE TO GET A VERY SHORT LIVED ERECTION THIS MORNING, AND IT 
>>>> WENT AWAY AS FAST AS IT GOT HERE.
>>>>
>>>> I AM MR PENIS. PEEEEENIS. MR P-E-N-I-S. BALLBAG. POOPCHUTE.
>>>>
>>>> I AM THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE ORIGINAL MR PENIS.
>>>>
>>>> NIPPLE.
>>>>
>>>> I'LL BE BACK IN 2026 WITH PENIS UPDATES.
>>>>
>>>> I AM MR PENIS.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> I wish I had of hacked the P5 card a long time ago but I gotZ 
>>> sidetracked when that swine Trump gotZ elected. Nothing has worked 
>>> out for me ever since Trump never gotZ thrown in the slammer. They 
>>> gotZ Al Capone for tax evasion but Trump is a bigger time criminal 
>>> and all the other criminals he knows are all paid off.
>>
>> TOO BAD FOR YOU. MY INVESTMENTS ARE SOARING, THANKS TO DJT! MY NEST 
>> EGG WAS RUINED WHEN SHITPANTS BIDEN WAS FUCKING UP THE NATION. YOU 
>> MUST NOT BE AN AMERICAN, TO BE SO FUCKING BLIND.WAIT TILL JD VANCE 
>> TAKES OVER! WOOHOO! IN 2028 THE RED WILL RULE, AND THE P5 WILL BE 
>> CRACKED. AND OF YOU LIVE IN THE USA-DRY YOUR TEARS SNOWFLAKE. YOUR 
>> LIBTARD ASSHATS ARE FINISHED, RED IS GOING TO RULE. OMG YOU STUPID 
>> LIBERAL FAGGOT TRANNYS ARE A JOKE. DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT. IF YOU 
>> DONT LIKE IT, FUCK YOURSELF. MAGA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!  FUCK LIBS!!!
>>
>>
> 
> I've been out of the stock market since 1984 when it became severely 
> overvalued. Now I pay less tax and don't getZ all my old age security 
> clawed back.

I been in the market since the 1990s. My investments were tanking when 
stupid shitshow Joe Biden was fucking up America. I have a professional 
investment team, who has built my nest egg tremendously, and it has 
blossomed since Trump won. And will continue to grow. The market is 
soaring, thanks to DJT. Anyone who thought Kamala would have been a good 
leader, is one stupid dumb fucking assclown. Libs are shit. Fuck LIBS. 
MAGA motherfuckers!!!  M-A-G-A!!  Democrats are puke.

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HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2025-12-26 10:16 -0500
  Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2025-12-26 12:02 -0500
    Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2025-12-26 13:57 -0500
      Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2025-12-27 14:47 -0500
        Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2025-12-27 16:22 -0500
          Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2025-12-27 18:36 -0500
            Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2025-12-28 11:28 -0500

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