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Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS!

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Anonymous wrote:
> On 12/26/2025 12:02 PM, Tony wrote:
>> Mr NEW PENIS wrote:
>>> SO I SPENT THE HOLIDAY TRYING TO HEAL MY BURNT BALLS AND INJURED 
>>> ANUS. I AM STILL REELING FROM THE UNLOOPER FIRE, THAT SCORCHED MY 
>>> NUTSACK.
>>>
>>> ALSO THE P5 CARD I STUCK IN MY ASS IS CAUSING SOME UNPLEASANT SIDE 
>>> EFFECTS.
>>>
>>> SO I WILL BE STARTING THE NEW YEAR INJURED. SCORCHED TESTICLE BAG, 
>>> AND CHAFED BLOWHOLE.
>>>
>>> FREE TV IS NOT ONLY DIFFICULT, ITS PAINFUL.
>>>
>>> I DID MANAGE TO GET A VERY SHORT LIVED ERECTION THIS MORNING, AND IT 
>>> WENT AWAY AS FAST AS IT GOT HERE.
>>>
>>> I AM MR PENIS. PEEEEENIS. MR P-E-N-I-S. BALLBAG. POOPCHUTE.
>>>
>>> I AM THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE ORIGINAL MR PENIS.
>>>
>>> NIPPLE.
>>>
>>> I'LL BE BACK IN 2026 WITH PENIS UPDATES.
>>>
>>> I AM MR PENIS.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I wish I had of hacked the P5 card a long time ago but I gotZ 
>> sidetracked when that swine Trump gotZ elected. Nothing has worked out 
>> for me ever since Trump never gotZ thrown in the slammer. They gotZ Al 
>> Capone for tax evasion but Trump is a bigger time criminal and all the 
>> other criminals he knows are all paid off.
> 
> TOO BAD FOR YOU. MY INVESTMENTS ARE SOARING, THANKS TO DJT! MY NEST EGG 
> WAS RUINED WHEN SHITPANTS BIDEN WAS FUCKING UP THE NATION. YOU MUST NOT 
> BE AN AMERICAN, TO BE SO FUCKING BLIND.WAIT TILL JD VANCE TAKES OVER! 
> WOOHOO! IN 2028 THE RED WILL RULE, AND THE P5 WILL BE CRACKED. AND OF 
> YOU LIVE IN THE USA-DRY YOUR TEARS SNOWFLAKE. YOUR LIBTARD ASSHATS ARE 
> FINISHED, RED IS GOING TO RULE. OMG YOU STUPID LIBERAL FAGGOT TRANNYS 
> ARE A JOKE. DONALD TRUMP IS PRESIDENT. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, FUCK 
> YOURSELF. MAGA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!  FUCK LIBS!!!
> 
> 

I've been out of the stock market since 1984 when it became severely 
overvalued. Now I pay less tax and don't getZ all my old age security 
clawed back.

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HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2025-12-26 10:16 -0500
  Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2025-12-26 12:02 -0500
    Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2025-12-26 13:57 -0500
      Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2025-12-27 14:47 -0500
        Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2025-12-27 16:22 -0500
          Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2025-12-27 18:36 -0500
            Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2025-12-28 11:28 -0500

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