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HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS!

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SO I SPENT THE HOLIDAY TRYING TO HEAL MY BURNT BALLS AND INJURED ANUS. I 
AM STILL REELING FROM THE UNLOOPER FIRE, THAT SCORCHED MY NUTSACK.

ALSO THE P5 CARD I STUCK IN MY ASS IS CAUSING SOME UNPLEASANT SIDE EFFECTS.

SO I WILL BE STARTING THE NEW YEAR INJURED. SCORCHED TESTICLE BAG, AND 
CHAFED BLOWHOLE.

FREE TV IS NOT ONLY DIFFICULT, ITS PAINFUL.

I DID MANAGE TO GET A VERY SHORT LIVED ERECTION THIS MORNING, AND IT 
WENT AWAY AS FAST AS IT GOT HERE.

I AM MR PENIS. PEEEEENIS. MR P-E-N-I-S. BALLBAG. POOPCHUTE.

I AM THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE ORIGINAL MR PENIS.

NIPPLE.

I'LL BE BACK IN 2026 WITH PENIS UPDATES.

I AM MR PENIS.

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HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Mr NEW PENIS <new@penis.com> - 2025-12-26 10:16 -0500
  Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2025-12-26 12:02 -0500
    Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2025-12-26 13:57 -0500
      Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2025-12-27 14:47 -0500
        Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2025-12-27 16:22 -0500
          Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Tony <Tony@TheDeliKing.ca> - 2025-12-27 18:36 -0500
            Re: HOLIDAY BALLSACK UPDATES! PENIS! Anonymous <xxx@xxx.com> - 2025-12-28 11:28 -0500

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