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P5 CARD IN MY ASS LIKE TONY!

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A GUY HERE NAME TONY SAYS HE STICKS HIS P5 CARD IN HIS ASS. SUPPOSEDLY 
TO HELP SOLVE THE MYSTERY TO UNLOCK IT FOR FREE TV.

I HAVE A P5 CARD IN MY ASS RIGHT NOW. I GOT NO FREE TV, BUT I DO HAVE A 
SORE ASS.

SO NOW I HAVE SORE ASS, AND BURNED BALLS FROM THE UNLOOPER EXPLOSION AND 
FIRE.

PLUS MY PENIS IS HURTING FROM RUBBING IT ON THE DISH LNB, TRYING TO GET 
SIGNAL. AND MY NIPPLES ARE CHAFED, FROM HANGING THE COAX CABLE ON THEM, 
TRYING TO GET THAT SIGNAL TUNED IN BETTER.

GETTING FREE TV IS STARTING TO BE PAINFUL.

I DONT LIKE IT ANYMORE. I WILL NOT GIVE UP. I AM MR PENIS.

PENIS
BALLS
ASS
NIPPLES

MR PEEEEEENIS

I AM MR PEEEEEEENIS!

NUTSACK.

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