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| From | pothead <pothead@snakebite.com> |
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| Newsgroups | alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, alt.politics.republicans, talk.politics.guns, comp.os.linux.advocacy, alt.computer.workshop |
| Subject | Re: On the lookout for turds' S.F. sidewalk survey identifies which blocks are poopiest |
| Date | 2024-12-07 16:32 +0000 |
| Organization | Democrats Are Losers LLC |
| Message-ID | <vj1tbr$36g19$1@dont-email.me> (permalink) |
| References | <nnr8lj9hlsf1n5q5i2fv7fgr4k5ignsk5b@4ax.com> |
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On 2024-12-07, John Smyth <smythlejon2@hotmail.com> wrote: > Better wear boots when walking around the city of San Francisco. > > 'On the lookout for turds’: S.F. sidewalk survey identifies which blocks > are poopiest' ><https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/poop-sf-city-street-19964427.php> > > 'Annette Margolis waved a green dog bag as her pitbull-boxer mix did his > business Friday morning. > > “I’ve got a bag,” she said, smiling cheerfully as she scooped up the dog > droppings. > > Unfortunately, across the city, thousands of residents aren’t picking up > their pets’ waste – and that’s perhaps the less gross part of the > problem. Also more common on San Francisco’s sidewalks over the past > year, which will surprise no one who walks around the city, are human > feces, according to the Controller’s latest Street & Sidewalk > Maintenance Standards Report. > > The 37-page document, distilled from 2,600 in person evaluations over > the 2024 fiscal year, contained some good news: in the last year, > sidewalk and street litter has dwindled, along with illegal dumping. But > graffiti has remained steady. And feces, well, there’s just more of it. > > The survey identified the neighborhoods with highest fecal frequency as > the South of Market, Tenderloin, Castro and Mission neighborhoods. The > block with dubious distinction of most poop sightings – 46 – was on > Market Street, between Gough and Octavia Streets, followed closely by > Folsom between 24th and 25th Streets with 32 sightings and Mendell > Street between La Salle and McKinnon Avenues at 31. > > > For local residents, the current assessment came with exasperation but > little surprise, receiving little more than a shrug. > > “It’s standard,” said Phil Holt, leaning against his bike near San > Francisco’s apparently poopiest place, Gough and Market. Formerly > homeless, he is now living in a tiny home nearby, but said he regularly > frequents that corner. > > “You’re missing out on life if you’ve gotta be on the lookout for > turds,” he said. > > Annette Margolis walks her boxer-pit mix, Tyson. Margolis lives on a > block that the city recently identified as having some of the highest > observations of fecal sightings, but Margolis wasn't fazed. > Annette Margolis walks her boxer-pit mix, Tyson. Margolis lives on a > block that the city recently identified as having some of the highest > observations of fecal sightings, but Margolis wasn't fazed. > St. John Barned-Smith > The city’s filthy sidewalks and streets have been a major complaint for > residents for years, leading the Board of Supervisors in 1978 to pass a > “pooper scooper” ordinance that then-Supervisor Harvey Milk called a > “step in the right direction” in reining in pet poop scofflaws. That > appears to have been before human excrement became a widespread problem. > > San Francisco’s battle with public poop has led the city to spend > millions on toilets across the city, including in areas like the > Tenderloin and Mission, and even sparked the creation of a short-lived > Poop Patrol in 2018. > > But San Francisco’s dung dilemma gained wider attention in recent years > – practically becoming its own meme – as detractors have used the > situation to lampoon the city. Fla. Gov. Ron DeSantis made headlines in > 2023 while debating Gov. Gavin Newsom when he pulled out a map of > reported scat sightings from 2011 to 2019 – that was just the city > completely covered in brown. > > On Friday, Department of Public Works spokesperson Rachel Gordon > pooh-poohed the latest findings, stressing the city’s widespread efforts > to deal with the issue. > > Public works crews – equipped with steam cleaners – regularly patrol the > city, and remove any droppings they come across, she said. > > “We don’t want people to walk through, or by, feces,” she said. > > > Over the past few years, the public works department has rolled out 30 > public toilets across 13 city neighborhoods. > > That includes high traffic areas such as U.N. Plaza, or out at Ocean > Beach. Since 2014, city residents and visitors have used its public > toilets more than 5 million times – or a flush a minute, for a decade. > > “People should have a place to go to the bathroom with dignity,” she > said, “not only to keep feces off the street, but because people should > have a place to go to the bathroom.” > > In a city where dogs allegedly outnumber children, Gordon said she > believed much of the droppings came from pet owners who haven’t learned > they need to pick up after their furry companions. > > “We don’t DNA test the poop,” she said, “but we do think a lot of it is > dog waste. … We want to get dog owners to do what they should be doing > by law – pick up after their dogs. And we’re seeing that a lot, people > just aren’t doing that.” > > To that end, the city has rolled out a marketing campaign, placing > hundreds of posters in businesses in prolific poop areas, urging dog > owners to “DOO THE RIGHT THING,” and pick up after their pets – or risk > a $300 fine. > > A poster from the San Francisco Department of Public Works urging pet > owners to pick up their pets' waste > A poster from the San Francisco Department of Public Works urging pet > owners to pick up their pets' waste > Courtesy SF DPW > According to the report, about 30% of city streets had scat sightings > between July 2023 and June 2024. > > “It cooks into the cement,” said a barista at The Buoy, a cafe near > Market and Gough. “The smell is so strong. You can’t see anything and it > still smells so bad.” > > According to the report, SoMa had the highest average feces count, > followed by the Tenderloin. Chinatown and Noe Valley/Glen Park/Twin > Peaks and West of Twin Peaks had the lowest percentage of routes with > where surveyors spotted poop. > > Some of the pots with the highest frequency of fecal observations > included Folsom, between 22nd and 25th Streets, Market Street, between > Gough and Octavia, and several streets in the Tenderloin, such as Jones > between Geary and O’Farrell. > > > S.F. streets have less litter — but poop remains a persistent problem > Every year, the controller’s office collects data on street and sidewalk > litter, larger dumped items, graffiti and feces — both human and > nonhuman — as well as several other markers of street cleanliness. > S.F. spends millions toward public toilets, but complai' > I'll bet if a person gets caught not picking up after their dog they will be charged with a felony. BTW NYC is the same mess along with the stench of weed in the air. It's disgusting. Welcome to democrat run cities. -- pothead All about snit read below. Links courtesy of Ron: <https://web.archive.org/web/20181028000459/http://www.cosmicpenguin.com/snit.html> <https://web.archive.org/web/20190529043314/http://cosmicpenguin.com/snitlist.html> <https://web.archive.org/web/20190529062255/http://cosmicpenguin.com/snitLieMethods.html>
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On the lookout for turds' S.F. sidewalk survey identifies which blocks are poopiest John Smyth <smythlejon2@hotmail.com> - 2024-12-07 10:51 -0500
Re: On the lookout for turds' S.F. sidewalk survey identifies which blocks are poopiest pothead <pothead@snakebite.com> - 2024-12-07 16:32 +0000
Re: On the lookout for turds' S.F. sidewalk survey identifies which blocks are poopiest "Go Texas!" <go-texas@beat-georgia.com> - 2024-12-07 23:59 +0100
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