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Re: Windows 11 is now available

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On 10/10/2021 00:40, Bob Eager wrote:
> Ah, but what's XLII - XLII?

	That's a very modern [and quite sophisticated] question.

Bob [to an ancient Roman who happens to speak English]:  "What is
   xlii - ...."
Roman [interrupts]:  "Que?"
Bob:  "Ah, sorry, you don't have symbols yet.  Let's try it in
   words.  You have xlii."
Roman:  "xlii /what/?"
Bob:  "It doesn't matter, it's just a number."
Roman:  "Of course it matters!  If you have xlii slaves, you're
   wealthy, if xlii grains of corn, rather less so."
Bob:  "OK, you have xlii sheep.  A thief takes away xlii of them.
   How many sheep do you have now?"
Roman:  "Is this a trick question, like the man going to St Ives?
   You don't now have any sheep, so the question has no answer."
Bob:  "You don't know what the number of sheep is?"
Roman:  "If you don't have any, then there is no such number.  It's
   nearly as daft as asking how many I have if the thief takes away
   ccx of my xlii sheep.  If you ask me what I own, then do you
   expect me to list the things I have or the things I don't have?
   I don't have any sheep, thanks to your thief, but I also don't
   have any elephants, or any palaces or any bottles of whisky or
   any Olympic medals or any lots of other things.  Do you also want
   me to tell you how much the elephants I don't have are worth?  We
   could be here for a very long time unless you ask more sensible
   questions."

-- 
Andy Walker, Nottingham.
    Andy's music pages: www.cuboid.me.uk/andy/Music
    Composer of the day: www.cuboid.me.uk/andy/Music/Composers/Ravel

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Re: Windows 11 is now available "Kerr-Mudd, John" <admin@127.0.0.1> - 2021-10-07 10:25 +0100
  Re: Windows 11 is now available Quadibloc <jsavard@ecn.ab.ca> - 2021-10-07 21:49 -0700
    Re: Windows 11 is now available Branimir Maksimovic <branimir.maksimovic@icloud.com> - 2021-10-08 04:53 +0000
      Re: Windows 11 is now available "Kerr-Mudd, John" <admin@127.0.0.1> - 2021-10-08 13:13 +0100
        Re: Windows 11 is now available Andy Walker <anw@cuboid.co.uk> - 2021-10-08 19:40 +0100
          Re: Windows 11 is now available "Kerr-Mudd, John" <admin@127.0.0.1> - 2021-10-08 20:55 +0100
        Re: Windows 11 is now available Ahem A Rivet's Shot <steveo@eircom.net> - 2021-10-08 20:30 +0100
          Re: Windows 11 is now available Branimir Maksimovic <branimir.maksimovic@icloud.com> - 2021-10-09 08:15 +0000
          Re: Windows 11 is now available "Kerr-Mudd, John" <admin@127.0.0.1> - 2021-10-09 11:37 +0100
        Re: Windows 11 is now available Branimir Maksimovic <branimir.maksimovic@icloud.com> - 2021-10-09 08:11 +0000
        Re: Windows 11 is now available Bob Eager <news0009@eager.cx> - 2021-10-09 23:40 +0000
          Re: Windows 11 is now available Andy Walker <anw@cuboid.co.uk> - 2021-10-10 01:29 +0100
            Re: Windows 11 is now available Charlie Gibbs <cgibbs@kltpzyxm.invalid> - 2021-10-10 17:34 +0000
              Re: Windows 11 is now available "Kerr-Mudd, John" <admin@127.0.0.1> - 2021-10-10 19:39 +0100
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        Re: Windows 11 is now available Anne & Lynn Wheeler <lynn@garlic.com> - 2021-10-08 11:57 -1000
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