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Re: I need help! Call to Bert and Archiepoo!

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On 7/26/2018 12:52 PM, Sergio wrote:
> On 7/26/2018 11:39 AM, reber G=emc^2 wrote:
>> On Thursday, July 26, 2018 at 7:30:32 AM UTC-7, benj wrote:
>>> I need help! Call to Bert and Archiepoo!
>>>
>>> Here's the deal: I'm trying to solve the Traveling salesman problem in
>>> P-time. But it's difficult. Obviously I am too dumb and uneducated to
>>> handle a problem at this level! Therefore I need the help of someone who
>>> "knows how everything works".
>>>
>>> Clearly in this group the only Nobel level imperial thinking and the
>>> only persons who know how everything works are Bert and Archie.
>>>
>>> Help me out, guys! Give me the secret. Use your multi-Nobel knowledge to
>>> give me a hint. Hey, Archie has already solved the Goldbach conjecture
>>> and Bert has invented Heavy air that explains all climate change. The
>>> Traveling Salesman problem should be no effort at all.
>>>
>>> I'll be waiting right here for your help. I promise I'll share the
>>> million bucks with you once we've won it!
>>>
>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ybd5rbQ5rU
>>
>> Me thinks you are giving me a snow job O Ya Bert
>>
> 
> Trebert should have input on this, for sure.
> 
Fer Sure!  Treeb being all those years in the future can just look in 
any math book and find the answer including the illusive addendum.

But somehow it seems Future Treeb found Bert too senile to even be of 
interest to study even for future history and turned off all the voices 
in Bert's head.

Now I just need to hear from Archie who will respond with a big list of 
British universities I'm supposed to teach at...

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I need help! Call to Bert and Archiepoo! benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-07-26 10:30 -0400
  Re: I need help! Call to Bert and Archiepoo! "reber G=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2018-07-26 09:39 -0700
    Re: I need help! Call to Bert and Archiepoo! Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-07-26 11:52 -0500
      Re: I need help! Call to Bert and Archiepoo! benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-07-26 19:24 -0400
        Re: I need help! Call to Bert and Archiepoo! "reber G=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2018-07-27 10:21 -0700
  Re: I need help! Call to Bert and Archiepoo! Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2018-07-26 15:05 -0700
    Re: I need help! Call to Bert and Archiepoo! "reber G=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2018-07-26 15:16 -0700
      Re: I need help! Call to Bert and Archiepoo! benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-07-26 19:58 -0400
        Re: I need help! Call to Bert and Archiepoo! "reber G=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2018-07-30 20:27 -0700
          Re: I need help! Call to Bert and Archiepoo! "hanson" <hanson@quick.net> - 2018-07-30 22:00 -0700
    Re: I need help! Call to Bert and Archiepoo! benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-07-26 19:55 -0400

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