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WINNERS - April 2018 Usenet Kook Awards

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Kook of the Month

And the winner is: SKEETER!
[4] Skeeter
[0] None of the above

By unanimous vote, Skeeter is April's official Kook of the Month after 
weeks of doing a fake-FNVW schtick (and racking up monthly Tinfoil 
Sombreros), burbling inanities, frothing, and kooking out. My guess is 
that as the Trump regime falls apart, so does what passes for this 
wackjob's mind, and that he'll stroke out, Bobo, or get himself committed 
to an asylum on the very day Trump is finally impeached.

Looney Maroon

And the winner is: SKEETER!
[4] Skeeter
[0] None of the above

Missed predictions and hilariously wrong claims (often, though by no means 
exclusively, about the Trump regime) have been a Skeeter staple for a long 
time. Now Skeeter finally gets the recognition he so richly deserves.

Coward of the Month

And the winner is: BENJ!
[4] benj
[0] None of the above

There is no question this n00b climate-denier won't run from, no demand 
for MIDs or other evidence to substantiate his k'lames that he won't hide 
from.

George Pickett Memorial Trophy

And the winner is: SKEETER!
[4] Skeeter
[0] None of the above

Our Kook of the Month for April has been a busy little kook, not only 
burbling his way into a Looney Maroon and fakesterizing his way into KotM 
but homicidally-ideating his way into a Pickett's Charge as well.

This is the one to watch, folks. Radicalized by online hate sites to 
nearly the same degree as Alek Minassian, this extremist is about one 
major life setback away from making the evening news ... and that month's 
Bobo.

Lodestone Award

And the winner is: BENJ!
[4] benj
[0] None of the above

Irony and projection seem to be the primary talents of this climate-
denying kooktard from sci.physics, as demonstrated by his success at 
claiming this coveted award.

The trophy may have some traces of feline fecal matter still adhering to 
its inside. Fluffy was upset that no kooks submitted bogus ballots this 
month, so there was nothing to shred and use to line his litter tray. My 
apologies, benj. It doesn't smell ... much ... and a good spritzing with 
diluted bleach followed by a hearty scrub out to get it clean, crisp-
smelling, and as shiny as new.

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WINNERS - April 2018 Usenet Kook Awards Libtard <libtard@sandernistas.edu> - 2018-05-09 23:48 +0000
  Re: WINNERS - April 2018 Usenet Kook Awards % <persent@gmail.com> - 2018-05-09 17:02 -0700
    Re: WINNERS - April 2018 Usenet Kook Awards Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2018-05-09 18:33 -0700
      Re: WINNERS - April 2018 Usenet Kook Awards Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2018-05-09 19:13 -0700
        Re: WINNERS - April 2018 Usenet Kook Awards % <persent@gmail.com> - 2018-05-09 19:20 -0700
      Re: WINNERS - April 2018 Usenet Kook Awards Bricked <bricked@barkingspiders.com> - 2018-05-09 21:20 -0500
        Re: WINNERS - April 2018 Usenet Kook Awards snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2018-05-10 07:46 +0100
  Re: WINNERS - April 2018 Usenet Kook Awards benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2018-05-09 20:06 -0400
    Re: WINNERS - April 2018 Usenet Kook Awards % <persent@gmail.com> - 2018-05-09 17:15 -0700
  Why just 4, couldn't you invent more ? Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2018-05-10 12:23 -0700
    Re: Why just 4, couldn't you invent more ? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-05-10 20:18 +0000
      You promote premises that are useful to your tiny tribe. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2018-05-10 14:27 -0700
      Re: Why just 4, couldn't you invent more ? benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2018-05-10 20:32 -0400
        Re: Why just 4, couldn't you invent more ? % <persent@gmail.com> - 2018-05-10 17:53 -0700
        Re: Why just 4, couldn't you invent more ? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-05-11 02:21 +0000

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