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Re: Fire the entire Cornell Univ math dept-- unable to even teach Add in Logic is not OR but rather is AND

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Math Failure Archimedes Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> whines:

>Cornell Univ math dept which none of them can even do correct logic, so, 
>hopeless in doing correct math. All of which made worse in that these 
>failing professors control Arxiv.org. The blind leading the blind.

Awww... it looks like poor Archie dug out his rejection letter from
Arxiv.org, read it again and got mad....

<snip stalker list of Cornell professors>

Now, why was poor Archie unfairly rejected by arxiv.org?

Top Ten Reasons why Math Failure Archimedes Plutonium's pathetic "math"
submission got rejected by arxiv.org: (with apologies to David Letterman)

#10) Archie Pu did not prove he was part of the secret elite cabal of
    mathematicians by knowing the secret passphrase (which is "Dandelin
    Spheres RULE!!!!")
#9) Archie tried to bribe the review board by paying exactly pi dollars,
    in the form of 3 one dollar bills, a dime, four pennies and a rusty
    knockout from a metal electrical junction box.
#8) Seven members of the arxiv.org review board found their names on
    Archie's stalker lists of math professors.
#7) The Arxiv.org review board does not accept "Because I said so!" as
    proof of a math theorm.
#6) The Arxiv.org review board requires that all submittors demonstrate
    that they have been torqued down to at least 75 foot-pounds.
#5) Archie Pu says pi is rational, but Archie himself is not.
#4) Archie demanded his picture of the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus
    be posted to arxiv.org, but it was drawn in crayon. (and he colored
    outside the lines!)
#3) Upon intensive investigation they discovered prior art from some dude
    named Newton.
#2) Archie Pu claims the universe is a plutonium atom, while everybody
    knows that Aristotle Ytterbium proved the universe is actually the
    43rd neutron of the Cosmic Ytterbium atom. (plutonium atom. how dumb)
#1) Archie Pu is quite simply stoooopid!

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Fire the entire Cornell Univ math dept-- unable to even teach Add in Logic is not OR but rather is AND Archimedes Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> - 2017-11-09 12:15 -0800
  Re: Fire the entire Cornell Univ math dept-- unable to even teach Add in Logic is not OR but rather is AND Dan Christensen <Dan_Christensen@sympatico.ca> - 2017-11-09 13:00 -0800
  Fire the entire Cornell Univ math dept-- unable to even teach Add in Logic is not OR but rather is AND Archimedes Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> - 2017-11-09 21:38 -0800
    Re: Fire the entire Cornell Univ math dept-- unable to even teach Add in Logic is not OR but rather is AND Archimedes Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> - 2017-11-11 10:12 -0800
      Re: Fire the entire Cornell Univ math dept-- unable to even teach Add in Logic is not OR but rather is AND Archimedes Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> - 2017-11-11 16:43 -0800
        Re: Fire the entire Cornell Univ math dept-- unable to even teach Add in Logic is not OR but rather is AND Jan <filmart@gmail.com> - 2017-11-14 12:31 -0800
      Re: Fire the entire Cornell Univ math dept-- unable to even teach Add in Logic is not OR but rather is AND Archimedes Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> - 2017-11-12 08:52 -0800
        Re: Fire the entire Cornell Univ math dept-- unable to even teach Add in Logic is not OR but rather is AND Me <franz.fritschee.ff@gmail.com> - 2017-11-12 09:18 -0800
  Re: Fire the entire Cornell Univ math dept-- unable to even teach Add in Logic is not OR but rather is AND moroney@world.std.spaamtrap.com (Michael Moroney) - 2017-11-10 18:36 +0000
  Re: Fire the entire Cornell Univ math dept-- unable to even teach Add in Logic is not OR but rather is AND Jan <filmart@gmail.com> - 2017-11-10 13:07 -0800
  Re: Fire the entire Cornell Univ math dept-- unable to even teach Add in Logic is not OR but rather is AND Archimedes Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> - 2017-11-13 07:52 -0800
    Re: Fire the entire Cornell Univ math dept-- unable to even teach Add in Logic is not OR but rather is AND Archimedes Plutonium <plutonium.archimedes@gmail.com> - 2017-11-13 18:39 -0800

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