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Re: RMS Primer for Fakey (was: Re: James McGinn pictures of his dog and sister w Claudius Denk in Portland)

Newsgroups alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks, sci.physics
Subject Re: RMS Primer for Fakey (was: Re: James McGinn pictures of his dog and sister w Claudius Denk in Portland)
References (6 earlier) <mr6tdb91n27jiot2jat5lkh201q64cjih3@4ax.com> <1mjsdj3.ljnv1upq0xv4N%snipeco.2@gmail.com> <2p8tdblfb94mb10tdkivp0j2srntdb9lqj@4ax.com> <MPG.3148acf998a6d46998ca94@news.altopia.com> <gn4udbl2b2ftskgb0tf92gslmccdqijbtf@4ax.com>
Date 2016-03-08 13:11 -0500
From "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1>
Organization AUKTard Polizia
Message-ID <op.yd0p4qmftm21m2@benson.localhost> (permalink)

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On Tue, 08 Mar 2016 13:07:08 -0500, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass  
<bender@the.future> wrote:

> Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:
>
>> In article <2p8tdblfb94mb10tdkivp0j2srntdb9lqj@4ax.com>,
>> bender@the.future says...
>>
>>
>> >
>> > snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:
>> >
>> > > Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > > "Fakey's" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave.,  
>> Pittsburgh, PA
>> > > > > (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue,  
>> Pittsburgh, PA
>> > > > > 15206-2117 <root@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > [...]
>> > > > >
>> > > > > > >> the difference between peak and RMS values,
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > Oh, I know the difference, in fact, I proved it *and* used  
>> the
>> > > > > > > Euler-Fourier Formula to derive RMS L-N voltage
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > the fuck?  you didn't derive anything.  you took the RMS  
>> value and, for
>> > > > > > some reason, factored it into a sine wave plot like a  
>> complete idiot noob
>> > > > > > would.
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > > from peak L-N voltage,
>> > > > > > > then used the same equation to derive RMS L-L voltage from  
>> that RMS
>> > > > > > > L-N voltage... something none of you morons have been able  
>> to
>> > > > > > > accomplish.
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > funny.  you never bothered to show us the exact full  
>> equations that you
>> > > > > > graphed, for some reason.
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > > Aren't you the moron who k'lamed that RMS voltage doesn't  
>> fluctuate,
>> > > > > > > and is thus DC? Yeah... yeah you are.
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > RMS is a power average estimate, not a sine wave.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > [...]
>> > > > >
>> > > > > PMFJI
>> > > > >
>> > > > > It's apparent that Fakey just doesn't comprehend the meaning
>> > > > > of Root Mean Square or why we use it. Let me see if I can  
>> explain
>> > > > > it to him in simple terms:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Because an AC power voltage waveform normally swings from  
>> negative
>> > > > > to positive and back equally either side of zero, its simple  
>> mean
>> > > > > is zero. Such a result is of use to neither man nor aspiring
>> > > > > electrical engineering pundit.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > So: square the waveform. The squared positive half of each cycle
>> > > > > is still positive but the negative half, when squared, becomes
>> > > > > positive too. -1 multiplied by -1 equals +1, remember?
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Now take the mean of the squared waveform -- this will now be a
>> > > > > positive quantity. Because you've squared everything you now  
>> have
>> > > > > to "unsquare" it again; take the root of that mean and you have  
>> RMS.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > It's a \\mean\\ value, \\not\\ a waveform; root MEAN square,  
>> geddit?
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > HTH HAND HORSE
>> > > > >
>> > > >
>> > > > Good explanation.  And the other reason for calculating RMS
>> > > > is that it works in Ohm's law for power, ie,
>> > > >
>> > > > P = voltage(RMS) * current(RMS) * cos(phase angle between
>> > > > them)
>> > > >
>> > > > Even Fakey could understand, if he tried.  He will try ever
>> > > > so hard not to, and bleat that you think RMS is DC (which is
>> > > > closer to truth than his limited understanding is).
>> > > >
>> > >
>> > > I assume that Fakey has read this:-
>> > >
>> > > <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Root_mean_square>
>> > >
>> > > It escapes me as to how he could possibly misunderstand the
>> > > concept of the quadratic mean; ergo, it's just another torll.
>> >
>> > He probably referenced it a few times without understanding
>> > that it flatly contradicted his bleation-du-jour.
>> >
>> > When you're wrong as often as fakey is, some selective
>> > misunderstanding goes a long way in protecting your
>> > delusions from the cold wrath of reality.
>>
>> Stop beating Fakey up with his own arrogant stupidity!  Have you no
>> sense of pity... or mercy?
>
> Yeah, i guess i should lighten up on the spnaktard.
>
> After he wins his $100,000 prize from the other looney-toon
> in sci.physics, he might buy us pizza or something.  If i
> quit spanking him so bad.
>
> Since his newsreader can't sort posts by number of lines, he
> probably can't find our posts anymore anyway.  Is that why
> he fled to the other ng?  And why isn't he arguing with the
> 41-line spammer?

perhaps because aioe wasn't blocking bleatTards who live on Tor?

-- 
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as  
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

   //float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
   //float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);

   float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
   float_precision t=float_precision(0);    // time variable
   float_precision sum=float_precision(0);  // sum of SnickerTurd's  
ridiculous sinewave mess
   float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25);  //  
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
   float_precision PI;
   PI =_float_table(_PI,25);

   // this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
   while(sum < snickerPrediction){

     // fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:  
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
     sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*  
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))  
+  
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));

     // perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh  
snickerTurds
     if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
       cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
     }
     t = t+STEP;
   }
/*

Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves  
never reaches that.  They never reach their max values at the same time.   
That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and  
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when  
summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't  
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while  
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has  
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages.

*/
   cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<  
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly  
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007

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Re: RMS Primer for Fakey (was: Re: James McGinn pictures of his dog and sister w Claudius Denk in Portland) Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-08 09:34 -0800
  Re: RMS Primer for Fakey (was: Re: James McGinn pictures of his dog and sister w Claudius Denk in Portland) "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-08 12:55 -0500
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