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LITS ALERT!!!!! Re: THIS IS MY NEW MOST FAVORITE SONG

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On Sat, 17 Oct 2015 00:23:34 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler  
Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabien (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
> Operated SuckMonkey, aka 'Checkmate, Destroyer of Wieners #1'), in
> <news:MPG.308ae1b550047ec898b2d2@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
> head first into the wood chipper again:
>
>> In article <bfb22btjvlutmfn5ntj3lab9agjmlruvs1@4ax.com>,
>> Trailer Trash Tony the Law-Breaking Scam-Running Drug-Dealing
>> Wife-Beating Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist
>> High-School-Dropout Needle-Tracked Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum
>> (aka Tony Ray Rawlings, aka Anton Ray Eaks of 600 Raintree Blvd #58,
>> Lamplighter Trailer Park, Canon City, CO), socked up as Skeeter DoW
>> #8skeet@invalid.invalid says...
>
>>> On Fri, 16 Oct 2015 18:48:06 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>>> Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>
>>>> Chimpy's fanfic is getting more far-fetched and desperate-sounding as
>>>> he realizes no one is buying his story of him having "destroyed"
>>>> Convicted Child Molester Gary Lee 'DiddleTard' Burnore, when everyone
>>>> knows it was I who did so.
>>>>
>>>> Chimpy wouldn't have the brains to pick apart DiddleTard's lies and
>>>> expose them using the very documents that DiddleTard claimed were
>>>> falsified, yet he's too much of a coward to post his own set of court
>>>> documents because he knows they're exactly the same as what's already
>>>> out there... and that'd prove DiddleTard's been lying to his online
>>>> "friends" for a decade and a half... DiddleTard and his "friends"
>>>> don't want to be shown up as Lying Weasel Diddler and Gullible Morons,
>>>> respectively.
>>>>
>>>> Nor would Chimpy have the guts to inform DiddleTard's neighbors about
>>>> who they lived near, nor to inform the two elementary schools
>>>> DiddleTard conveniently bought a house very close to, nor to inform
>>>> the several Girl Scout troops DiddleTard was ingratiating himself to.
>>>>
>>>> Chimpy just happened upon DiddleTard's stomped-to-a-bloody-pulp
>>>> corpse, snuck a peek below the belt because he's gay like that, poked
>>>> the corpse with a stick, then started bragging that it was he who'd
>>>> done the stomping.
>>>>
>>>> This isn't the first time Chimpy's tried to revise history to make
>>>> himself look better than the pathetic drug-addicted cockhorking mess
>>>> that he is. He's desperate for friends, he'll do and say anything to
>>>> get a little adulation, even if it's unwarranted.
>>>>
>>>> <snicker>
>
>>> How come no one agrees with you?
>
> Only the kooks disagree with me... because I've kicked your asses so
> hard you've grown to hate me because I'm better than you.
>
> Toothless Pissbum. LOL
>
>> Yeah, funny thing about that.  I knew he'd gobble the bait on that one.
>> I did what he never could have done, and he's still lamely trying to
>> take credit for it... just like when I ran Bit Rot off and he claimed he
>> did it.  What a pathetic fucking loser.  LOL!
>
> Another perfect example. All Chimpy did was disrupt Andre M. 'Bit Rot'
> Winsor's lame troll that wasn't working anyway.
>
> Meanwhile, I outed his name, address, telephone number, picture, a
> picture of his car and license plate, a picture of his apartment,
> etc.... all while rapid-fire jabbing the kook with pointy sticks until
> he melted down into a foot-stomping day-and-night bleatfarting
> meltdown that got so bad he started attacking *everyone*, including
> those who'd considered him a friend... he subsequently outed some of
> them, leading to even more hilarity, such as Mary "A Face Like Ten
> Pounds Of Last Month's Cottage Cheese With A Combover Hairdo And Clown
> Makeup" Desmond.
>
> Shortly after, Chimpy melted down yet again because his Usenet Lord
> and Master started putting the boot to him again. Then Chimpy ran away
> to the waiting arms of his Flonk slurpmate, the furry-fucking
> SnuhTard, who "conveniently" invited Chimpy to the Flonk just at the
> time that Chimpy was melting down and embarrassing himself at maximum
> spin rate in AUK. Chimpy started lying and claiming his running away
> somehow constituted his 'victolly', so I spanked him out of the Flonk
> and right back into AUK to continue his humiliation, whereupon Chimpy
> melted down a bit more then ran away for yet another of his long
> mental health hiatuses.
>
> So we can see that yet again Chimpy tries to take credit for something
> when in actuality, he did nothing.
>
> Those gay fags tend to lie.
>
> Let's see which of the following Chimpy will try to next take credit
> for SPNAK'ing so hard they ran away, when in reality he did absolutely
> nothing:
>
> Dave 'Tholenbot' Tholen
> William Malone 'Meat Plow' Griffith, Jr.
> Bill 'Porksword Organthruster' Keesing
> coyo the dogfucker
> Robert 'Account Banned' Griffin
> Dave A. Howard the Coward aka 'Cipher'
> Danny Serlet the morphing asshat
> Steve Crook the Gullible Knee-Jerk Kook
> Ugly Clayton 'GerbilFucker' McGill
> Steve 'Rasta Khan' Young
> Vincent 'I' Lamb
> Mary 'A Face Like Ten Pounds Of Last Month's Cottage Cheese With A
> Combover Hairdo And Clown Makeup' Desmond
> Stephen K. 'Fred K. Hall' Gielda
> Joe 'Colonel Jake' Jimenez
> Michael James 'DogFucker' Cranston The Stalking Attorney
> Aratzio aka FatFuck aka Cupcake.
> Matthew 'Diaper Boi' Moulton.
>
> <snicker>
>

pls to add your naem to your LITS!

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Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

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Re: THIS IS MY NEW MOST FAVORITE SONG "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-10-16 09:08 -0700
  Re: THIS IS MY NEW MOST FAVORITE SONG Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-10-16 18:48 +0200
    Re: THIS IS MY NEW MOST FAVORITE SONG "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-10-16 11:28 -0700
      Re: THIS IS MY NEW MOST FAVORITE SONG "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-10-16 18:43 -0400
      Re: THIS IS MY NEW MOST FAVORITE SONG "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-10-16 18:43 -0400
      Re: THIS IS MY NEW MOST FAVORITE SONG Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-10-17 06:23 +0200
        LITS ALERT!!!!! Re: THIS IS MY NEW MOST FAVORITE SONG "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-10-17 02:16 -0400
          Re: LITS ALERT!!!!! Re: THIS IS MY NEW MOST FAVORITE SONG Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-10-17 10:30 +0200
            Re: LITS ALERT!!!!! Re: THIS IS MY NEW MOST FAVORITE SONG "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2015-10-17 04:54 -0400
              Re: LITS ALERT!!!!! Re: THIS IS MY NEW MOST FAVORITE SONG Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-10-17 18:33 +0200
    Re: THIS IS MY NEW MOST FAVORITE SONG snipe@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe, DoW #2) - 2015-10-16 22:56 +0100
      Re: THIS IS MY NEW MOST FAVORITE SONG "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-10-17 12:04 -0700
        Re: THIS IS MY NEW MOST FAVORITE SONG Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2015-10-18 05:56 +0200

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