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Re: The Top Lies and Deceptions of Loose Change

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On Mon, 21 Sep 2015 11:15:54 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
> 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
> sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in <news:op.x5ap99jmtm21m2@benson.localhost> did
> thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:
>

>> On Sat, 19 Sep 2015 01:56:25 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
>> Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>

>>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>>
>>> Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider) of
>>> 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
>>> sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in <news:op.x46h0uidtm21m2@benson.localhost> did
>>> thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:
>

>>>> On Fri, 18 Sep 2015 01:55:39 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote  
>>>> Wrangler
>>>> Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>

>>>>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>>>>
>>>>> Robert M. Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka DildoRider)  
>>>>> of
>>>>> 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as
>>>>> root@127.0.0.1, in <news:op.x43cip2htm21m2@benson.localhost> did
>>>>> thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:
>

>>>> <sni
>

>>> I only snip that which is irrelevant.
>

>>>>>> that was also the truth 15 years ago, idiot.  what is your mental
>>>>>> malfunction that makes you think that anybody who is stupid enough  
>>>>>> to
>>>>>> latch on to any random conspiracy theory is going to suddenly grow  
>>>>>> an
>>>>>> extra brain cell and listen to you?  you're dumber than emmett,
>>>>>> burnore, and gerg thrown into an industrial size waring blender.
>

>>>>> Because it makes TrooferTards and other similiar-ilk retards bleat  
>>>>> out
>>>>> your butthurt, DildoRider.
>>>>>
>>>>> I was hoping you'd start barfing TrooferTardisms yourself,
>

>>>> sorry, i'm not a konservativeKo0k konspiracy theorist dummy.
>

>>> No, but you are a punching dummy for conservatives, DildoRider.
>>> Otherwise known as a libtard.
>

>> care to explain why conservatives like you need "punching dummies".
>
> It's a testosterone thing, DildoRider. You wouldn't understand.

blaming it on your hormones again?  that seems like something that you  
would claim that a woman
would do, eh?

have you ever tried: self-control?

> You
> can content yourself with pretending you're breastfeeding dolls,
> knitting and getting rectally reamed by your girlfriend, whom you turn
> into a strap-on man to satisfy your cockfetish.

is there ever a lull in your day where you aren't fantasizing about  
caricatures of my sex
life?  how does the wifey feel about that, i wonder?  can you ask her for  
me?

>
> <snicker>
>
>> have none of you never tried going up against the "real thing"?
>
> You are a real punching dummy, DildoRider. LOL

so, i guess you win before you even throw a punch eh?

remember when i invited you over to demonstrate your fighting prowess
after you intimated that you would be in pittsburgh and you
chicken-shitted out of it?  i know a guy who could work out a fighting
contract for us.  we could simul-cast it and post the stream URL here on
AUK.  it would be the AUK "battel" of the decade...  BUT YOU WON'T.  LOL

sorry about your cowardice, dizumBoi.  i guess i'll just chalk it up in
the "tough guy talking the talk yet refusing to walk the walk" category.

>
>>>> in 2000 or so i had a goofy college roommate who wanted me to come to
>>>> NYC during break and risk my life in order to see one of the shittiest
>>>> filthiest overrated cities in this country.  i reminded her that daddy
>>>> bush's son just got elected and that's not going to look good to the
>>>> half-illiterate fundies who tried twice before to do the job.  anybody
>>>> who thought this wasn't going to happen is, in my opinion, a complete
>>>> dullard.
>

>>> Ah, there's some TrooferTardism barfage from you. Good boy.
>

>> gad, you're dense.  the reason we got "terristed" was because of the
>> notorious and celebrated inaction of conservative blowhard assholes
>> similar to yourself ignoring a warning in august 2001.
>
> <http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/nov/6/fitton-how-911-warnings-were-ignored/>
>
> Whoopsie... seems the Clinton administration ignored the warnings as
> well...

whoopsie... seems your conservatard masters didn't manage to affect any
real difference from the previous administration.... well, except cheney  
got
to make billions off of the farcical war over WMDs that never were.

> now what will your little libtard brain do, DildoRider?

i vote: laugh heartily at the pathetic goalpost-moving, gish galloper  
wasting his days away obsessively post-editing entire NEMO poasts.

> Backpedal and bleat? Yeah, I just did backpedal and bleat. LOL

yep.

>
>>>>> just to be contrary,
>

>>>> <projection noted.>  free cloo: you just admitted which one of us  
>>>> takes
>>>> usenet a little too seriously,
>

>>> That'd be you, FootStomper.
>

>> pop quiz, hotshot... which one of us talks endlessly about their feet?
>
> Says the guy mentioning feet.

says the guy who did it about 4 times just yesterday in between his
postings of vivid bestiality and anal sex fantasies on dozens of usenet  
threads.

note the word: "their"...

> Again. So you obsess about cock so much

are you going to note that you're always the one mentioning it.  LOL

> you turn your "girlfriend" into a strap-on dude so "she" can rectally
> ream you, and you talk endlessly about feet. You've got some weird
> fetishes, DildoRider. LOL

why don't you tell us all about your "exotic" vanilla-flavored sex life?
how many bags of trash do you have to take out to the curb in order for
your wife to reluctantly give you a hummer and roll back over and go to  
sleep?  HAHAHA

>
>>>> captain america.
>

>>> Close, but no cigar.
>

>> close, in that you portray yourself as cartoon of yourself.
>
> No, close to the superhero I portrayed in a movie due to my incredible
> physique. Keep guessing, Captain DildoRider.

yes fakey, i know all about your movie "career".  it's astonishingly very
similar to miss behan's; virtually non-existent when compared to actual  
career actors.

i find it surprising that you can manage to work in an industry that's  
chock-full of liberals and homosexuals and trannies, (oh my).

is that why you have to hide your true identity, bud?  afraid of being  
blacklisted by the industry?

>
> <snicker>
>
>>>>> but you're apparently so cowed after having gotten your
>>>>> stoooopid ass drop-kicked across Usenet by your Usenet Lord And  
>>>>> Master
>>>>> that you don't dare do anything more than shed tears.
>

>> ^ you forgot to type something here.
>
> Why would I reply to myself, you witless nong?

why would you just add in a blank line there, then?  i guess you must have  
caught
yourself right before you might have faglamed yourself.  *whew*, close one.

> Oh, did you have
> another brainfart, DildoRider? LOL
>
>>>> ...and when is that scheduled to happen?
>

>>> Wipe your tears, DildoRider. I've deconstructed your libtard lie of
>>> global warming to such a point you've given up even trying to
>>> promulgate that lie anymore. You don't dare try to argue your libtard
>>> "Eat The Rich" blather for fear of getting stomped to paste again.
>>> Your libtard "Let's Vaccinate Our Way To World Depopulation By
>>> Poisoning The Brown Countries Into Sterility" program has been exposed
>>> as the ongoing libtard Sangeresque eugenics program that it is. Your
>>> lie of libtards believing in civil rights has been exposed with the
>>> truth of your party opposing every single major civil rights bill that
>>> ever came to pass, and only bringing forward one such 'civil rights'
>>> bill (such as it is) of their own (the 1990 ADA) which was merely a
>>> rehash of older bills with niggling legalistic minutiae added... what
>>> part of your kooky libtard ideology do you have left to cling to? Ah,
>>> your touchy-feely "we want to *FEEL* good about ourselves and k'lame
>>> that we're doing good... but we're far too stupid to come up with any
>>> solutions that actually do good, and we're far too delusional to face
>>> the reality that people should earn their way through life, rather
>>> than turning them into defacto governmental slaves, little more than
>>> domesticated pets dependent upon their government for their very
>>> subsistence" libtard feelgoodisms... but I'm sure even you're smart
>>> enough to figure out that's just pandering blather for the libtard
>>> freeloaders, used by politicians to get votes.
>

>> and THERE'S the conservative wingnut k0okyK0nspiracy!  are you an
>> anti-vaxxer nutbar?
>
> Except there's no "conservative wingnut conspiracy", I've proven with
> third-party links to corroborable proof that all of the above has
> taken or is taking place, DildoRider. And you ran away from that
> proof. Sucks to be you.

i'm not convinced that there isn't a konservative wingnut konspiracy.  you  
should maybe try harder, or perhaps yell "fag!" louder or more often.   
that should help your cause.

>
> <snicker>
>
>> here's hoping your kids get polio... D'OH! wait... NVM
>
> Awww, ad hom

how's yer kids going to get polio, fakey?  no polio vaccines for the  
fakeySpawn?

> from the ass-kicked kook who's intelligent and productive, so he'll  
> never have
> kids. You're jealous that I have six incredible kids who all excel at
> everything...

LOL, "everything" except having a sane father who isn't an unapologetic
sociopath who chases trannies on usenet!

tell me some more about your fear of vaccines.  are you a Christian  
Scientist, or something like that?

> hell, even my oldest kid makes more money than you,
> outright owns two properties now and likely could kick your scrawny
> ass, given that he's into Muay Thai.

i'd fight him.  in fact, i'd fight most anybody who'd want to throw down.   
i get lots of toughguys saying they'd spar but it just never happens, for  
some reason.  perhaps it's just loudmouths who like to brag and when they  
get called out publicly, they start crying out "you're trying to tear down  
my success" while bragging about their muay thai golden boys:

> That's ok, I understand. You
> libtards make yourselves feel better by tearing down those who are
> successful (reference your "Eat The Rich" libtard blather).

i have yet to see any evidence of your "success".  just let me know when  
you have some.  m'kay?

> You've
> been beaten by a kid...

LOL, huh?  life's not a race, goof, but here's hoping that you cross the  
finish line before me with waaay more money that you wasted your time  
collecting for your wife's next hubby to spend.

> now you'll go even gayer and start hating
> kids. LOL

you k'lame that you have 6 kids that you have had to burn your time and  
money on... well,
probably just money, since your time seems to be preoccupied with chasing
trannies around on usenet while the wife and kids are in bed.  i bought a  
fixer-upper house to spend money on instead of kids.  same sort of  
"investment", IMO, except one of them shits, pisses, and pukes all over  
the place for a few years each and the other is a house, but i'm sure  
"hawt wife" had fun dealing with that while you were "playing" on usenet  
taking all of the credit for raising the little urchins.

>
>>>> ...and then you woke up beside your imaginary "hawt wife".
>>>> BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
>

>>> You're jealous that I have a hot wife. I understand.
>

>> how can i be jealous of something that doesn't exist, as far as i'm
>> concerned?
>
> "as far as I'm concerned" LOL
>
> "As far as I'm concerned", anthropogenic global warming is fake and an  
> expansive and complex
> conspiracy to make liberals money...

LOL.

> I've proven the planet has been cooling for 16 years and isn't
> anywhere near being outside the regular temperature band that accounts
> for solar and orbital forcing induced climate change.

honestly from here, it just looks like you have a hardon for david deming,  
hack
geophysicist and notorius conservative party shill.

david deming, the single purveyor of that touted "theory", is just another  
conservative goof blindly projecting his own "moral mission" on the  
sciences, like most of you goofs do unwittingly.

in the meantime, non-politically-connected scientists are out there
gathering and analyzing data and it says otherwise.  imagine that.

http://climate.nasa.gov

>
> "As far as you're concerned", libtards are responsible for every civil
> rights bill ever put forward... I've proven they *opposed* every
> single civil rights bill (they were and are the party of slavery, Jim
> Crow, sharecropping, eugenics, denial of rights to minorities and
> women, etc., after all) except one, and the conservatives have
> advanced every single civil rights bill except that one, which the
> conservatives also overwhelmingly supported.
>
> Delusional moron. LOL

oh sure! "everybody" knows that the solid south and the dixiecrats were
just so excited to push through the civil rights act and give voting
rights to their subjugated "whipping boy" class of citizens that they
created via some 200 years of slavery and inhuman cruelty.  they were so
excited, in fact, that the entire electorate forgot that they were  
democrats after the
civil rights era dust settled and they became staunch conservatives
for the remainder of their lives just like their democrat/dixiecrat  
segregationist hero
strom thurmond did.

i mean, who would blame them, with all of the splendid things that
conservatives do for minorities and immigrants in recent times, especially
below the mason-dixon.  right?

</sarcasm>

>
>>> An ugly emo scarecrow such as yourself has trouble attracting
>>> anything other than dudes.
>

>> you seem to fancy yourself an expert on what gay dudes think, it seems.
>
> Your further admission that you're a "gay dude" is noted, DildoRider.

except you and i weren't talking about me.  we are talking about the
"gay dudes" in your imagination that you figure would screw anything that  
had a hole
in it... because maybe you just might be one of those kinds of "dudes".

> Now you backpedal and blurt out that you're not gay, you suck dicks
> *and* get rectally reamed by women with strap-on dildos, which means
> you're "bisexual". LOL

and all of that means that you are just another boring vanilla "str8" dude
who can't seem to grasp that there's nothing wrong about consensual
activities.

all people are naturally bisexual, by the way.  people like you deal with  
your socially "taboo" bisexual thoughts by attacking bisexuals.  there are  
even people who have convinced themselves that they are homosexuals who  
display the exact same behavior of slandering bisexuals.

>
>>> Perhaps if you didn't hang out solely in gay bars, you'd meet a
>>> hot woman too. Prolly not. You are pretty fucking fugly, after all.
>

>> i rarely go to any bars, goofus.  hey, did you meet your hawt wife at
>> church?
>
> Ah, so you go to those pride parades instead. Good of you to admit it.
> LOL

nope, no parades either.  i don't have a strong desire to surround myself  
with idiots.

where'd you meet your wife?  high school?  frat party?  mike davis'  
russian bride website?  HAHAHA

>
>>> And stoooopid.
>

>> oh surely, or why else would you be compelled to publicly expose  
>> yourself
>> as dull fanged pseudointellectual.
>
> You fucked up your grammar and capitalization above, DildoRider...

faglames... ineffective... must use... grammar lames...</fakeyBrane>

> it's nearly always the case that kooks, in trying to claim someone
> else to be stupid, fuck up in some manner. It's called a Freudian
> slip, and you just made one.

there's those dull fangs again... just gnawing and gnawing and getting
nowhere.

your public admission that you are a dull-fanged pseudo-intellectual is
hereby corroborated by your incessant grammar lames and faglames.

>
> <snicker>
>
>>> And gay.
>
>> anything else?
>
> And stoooopid.
> And gay.
> And delusional.
> And gay.
> And moronic.
> And gay.
> And pwned.
>
> And gay.

that's it?  i thought there'd be more fixation on your hatred of gays  
because it reminds you of all of those rated-X fakeyFanfics that get you  
hot and bothered...

there's definitely something else that you are withholding from the  
discussion.  ;)

>
>>> <snicker>
>
> Now you bleat more, DildoRider.

it seems that you hear a lot of bleating, for some reason.

>
> <snicker>
>

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