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Re: Go to church

From "Chris M. Thomasson" <invalid@invalid.invalid>
Newsgroups comp.lang.c
Subject Re: Go to church
Date 2017-02-12 19:51 -0800
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On 2/12/2017 8:33 AM, Mr. Man-wai Chang wrote:
> On 12/02/2017 9:01 PM, Rick C. Hodgin wrote:
>> PS - For those who hear His call and know what I'm talking about,
>> welcome.  The Kingdom of God awaits you.  May you serve Him
>> always in honest integrity, with a right mind and focus on leading
>> more people to His Son Jesus, so they can also be forgiven and
>> be saved.  Always done in much peace and much love.
>
> Does your church if not chapel teach C programming? ;)
>
>

lol. Imagine going to a church, and seeing the following construct up on 
a wall:

void main { ... }

represented as a deceptive manifestation of the devil itself trying to 
lead programmers astray, down to the dark side. Sometimes, the devil 
reminds me of the Cruel Puppet in Zork:

https://www.thezorklibrary.com/history/cruel_puppet.html
________________________________
CRUEL PUPPET

Few creatures are more despised than the cruel puppet, one which uses 
its power not for good, evil or profit, but simply to hurt people's 
feelings. Staunch monarchs have been reduced to tears by these merciless 
shapeshifters; for it attacks by twisting itself into unflattering 
caricatures of its opponents, accompanied by jeers, rude noises and 
shocking accusations--which include the recital of nightly personal 
habits in excruciating detail, accusing its adversary's mother of 
shocking improprieties, reminding of weight gain, etc. They have also 
been known to practice existential put downs. "You're so ugly you're 
probably the creation of an unseen master who is controlling and shaping 
the world around you. Nothing is real and nothing you do will have any 
lasting effect on those around you. Welcome to the dark night of your 
soul" is but one example. More often, however, they just insult your 
knees. Insulting the cruel puppet in return is futile, for it feeds off 
of them. Straining to ignore these verbal attacks is the only known 
defense.

Residents of Gurth City were warned during the mid-tenth century to keep 
away from the Forest of Youth, as it was known home to cruel puppets.

During the Great Monster Uprising of the Second Age of Magic, cruel 
puppets were reported in the following regions: The abandoned Casino of 
Port Foozle, The Southern Wastes, The Coast Road near Borphee, Pheebor, 
Forest of Youth, Gurth Woodland Trail, the Lost Castle of Y'Syska, Crab 
Island, Egreth Castle, The Glass Maze, Bozbarland, Largoneth Castle, and 
the G.U.E. Tech Training Grounds in the Ethereal Plane of Atrii. Many 
perched in trees and other high and covert corners, raining handfuls of 
exploding chestnuts down upon luckless adventurers.
________________________________

;^)

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Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-12 05:01 -0800
  Whackjob (Was: Go to church) gazelle@shell.xmission.com (Kenny McCormack) - 2017-02-12 13:13 +0000
  Re: Go to church "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2017-02-13 00:33 +0800
    Re: Go to church "Chris M. Thomasson" <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2017-02-12 19:51 -0800
      Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-12 20:51 -0800
        Re: Go to church Ken Brody <kenbrody@spamcop.net> - 2017-02-13 12:37 -0500
          Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-13 09:54 -0800
          Re: Go to church "Chris M. Thomasson" <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2017-02-13 16:00 -0800
            Re: Go to church Joe Pfeiffer <pfeiffer@cs.nmsu.edu> - 2017-02-16 19:27 -0700
              Re: Go to church Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2017-02-17 08:50 +0000
              Re: Go to church joel.rees@gmail.com - 2017-05-01 18:46 -0700
  Re: Go to church Real Troll <real.troll@trolls.com> - 2017-02-13 14:15 -0400
    Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-13 13:29 -0800
    Re: Go to church fir <profesor.fir@gmail.com> - 2017-02-13 14:01 -0800
      Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-13 15:24 -0800
    Re: Go to church "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2017-02-15 01:01 +0800
      Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-14 09:30 -0800
        Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-14 09:52 -0800
          Re: Go to church asetofsymbols@gmail.com - 2017-02-15 00:42 -0800
            Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-15 05:11 -0800
        Re: Go to church "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2017-02-15 22:14 +0800
          Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-15 07:10 -0800
            Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-15 07:15 -0800
              Re: Go to church "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2017-02-16 00:03 +0800
                Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-15 08:11 -0800
                Re: Go to church "Chris M. Thomasson" <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2017-02-15 17:41 -0800
                Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-15 18:24 -0800
                Re: Go to church "Chris M. Thomasson" <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2017-02-15 19:08 -0800
                Re: Go to church "Chris M. Thomasson" <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2017-02-15 19:08 -0800
                Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-15 19:25 -0800
                Re: Go to church "Chris M. Thomasson" <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2017-02-15 20:40 -0800
                Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-16 03:35 -0800
                Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-16 04:39 -0800
                Re: Go to church "Chris M. Thomasson" <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2017-02-16 16:54 -0800
                Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-16 17:15 -0800
                Re: Go to church "Chris M. Thomasson" <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2017-02-16 17:19 -0800
                Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-16 18:25 -0800
                Re: Go to church Keith Thompson <kst-u@mib.org> - 2017-02-16 17:28 -0800
                Re: Go to church "Chris M. Thomasson" <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2017-02-16 17:44 -0800
                Re: Go to church gazelle@shell.xmission.com (Kenny McCormack) - 2017-02-17 09:59 +0000
                Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-17 03:34 -0800
                Re: Go to church Malcolm McLean <malcolm.mclean5@btinternet.com> - 2017-02-18 15:20 -0800
                Re: Go to church fir <profesor.fir@gmail.com> - 2017-02-17 06:31 -0800
                Re: Go to church gazelle@shell.xmission.com (Kenny McCormack) - 2017-02-17 09:54 +0000
                Re: Go to church "Chris M. Thomasson" <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2017-02-23 16:12 -0800
                Re: Go to church Richard Heathfield <rjh@cpax.org.uk> - 2017-02-24 10:20 +0000
                Re: Go to church Keith Thompson <kst-u@mib.org> - 2017-05-01 13:54 -0700
                Re: Go to church Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2017-05-01 14:05 -0700
                Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-05-01 15:57 -0700
                Re: Go to church Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2017-05-01 16:45 -0700
            Re: Go to church "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2017-02-16 00:02 +0800
              Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-15 08:08 -0800
              Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-15 09:26 -0800
                Re: Go to church "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2017-02-16 22:04 +0800
                Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-16 06:20 -0800
                Re: "Growing old exists because of sin"? "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2017-02-17 22:44 +0800
                Re: "Growing old exists because of sin"? "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-17 07:15 -0800
                Re: "Growing old exists because of sin"? "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2017-02-18 00:09 +0800
                Re: "Growing old exists because of sin"? "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-17 08:26 -0800
                Re: no interest in your magic "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2017-02-18 01:01 +0800
                Re: no interest in your magic "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-17 09:10 -0800
                Re: no interest in your magic "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2017-02-19 16:27 +0800
                Re: no interest in your magic "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-19 04:33 -0800
                Re: no interest in your magic gazelle@shell.xmission.com (Kenny McCormack) - 2017-02-19 13:39 +0000
                Re: no interest in your magic "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-19 06:09 -0800
                Re: no interest in your magic "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-19 07:43 -0800
                Re: no interest in your magic gazelle@shell.xmission.com (Kenny McCormack) - 2017-02-19 16:03 +0000
                Re: no interest in your magic gazelle@shell.xmission.com (Kenny McCormack) - 2017-02-19 16:05 +0000
                Re: no interest in your magic "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-19 09:20 -0800
            Re: Go to church David Kleinecke <dkleinecke@gmail.com> - 2017-05-03 12:31 -0700
              Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-05-03 12:41 -0700
                Re: Go to church Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2017-05-03 14:33 -0700
                Re: Go to church joel.rees@gmail.com - 2017-05-03 17:27 -0700
                Re: Go to church Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2017-05-03 22:41 -0700
                Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-05-04 05:23 -0700
                Re: Go to church joel.rees@gmail.com - 2017-05-04 19:51 -0700
                Re: Go to church Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2017-05-04 19:58 -0700
                Re: Go to church joel.rees@gmail.com - 2017-05-03 17:38 -0700
                Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-05-03 18:23 -0700
                Re: Go to church Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2017-05-03 22:38 -0700
                Re: Go to church Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2017-05-03 22:39 -0700
              Re: Go to church Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2017-05-03 14:34 -0700
  Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-16 07:33 -0800
    Re: Go to church Real Troll <real.troll@trolls.com> - 2017-02-16 16:59 -0400
      Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-16 21:30 -0800
        Re: Go to church Real Troll <real.troll@trolls.com> - 2017-02-19 01:15 -0400
          Re: Go to church "Rick C. Hodgin" <rick.c.hodgin@gmail.com> - 2017-02-18 21:24 -0800
            Re: Go to church GOTHIER Nathan <nathan.gothier@gmail.com> - 2017-02-19 09:27 +0100
              Re: Go to church joel.rees@gmail.com - 2017-05-01 18:53 -0700
                Re: Go to church GOTHIER Nathan <nathan.gothier@gmail.com> - 2017-05-02 08:59 +0200
                Re: Go to church joel.rees@gmail.com - 2017-05-03 17:32 -0700
                Re: Go to church GOTHIER Nathan <nathan.gothier@gmail.com> - 2017-05-04 10:39 +0200
                C#/Mono independence (Re: Go to church) joel.rees@gmail.com - 2017-05-04 16:29 -0700

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