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| From | DFS <nospam@dfs.com> |
|---|---|
| Newsgroups | comp.os.linux.advocacy |
| Subject | Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks |
| Date | 2016-09-18 14:43 -0400 |
| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
| Message-ID | <nrmn9k$dv$2@dont-email.me> (permalink) |
| References | <nrcl8e0245j@news6.newsguy.com> |
On 9/14/2016 7:07 PM, Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks wrote: > When it comes to the performance of a most fundamental task > this video demo shows that GNU/Linux is far superior to that > piece-of-junk OS knows as Microshit. > > Happy viewing. > > https://vid.me/Ig27 With this transcript, you can enjoy the spoken eloquence of a drunk, medicated, 12-year-old Linux advocate. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ OK OK good evening ladies and gentlemen Welcome back to "New Linux The Power Thereof" This time we're gonna take a look at essential tasks. And this time we shall see beyond all doubt, with extreme clarity, just how fucking superior New Linux is compared to Microsoft Windows This time we're gonna do an extremely simple task, extremely simple but very, very important. We have two windows here, that we've positioned like this so they overlap, and it's our our job to to transfer some information over from this window to this window by first selecting it - selecting something in this window and then pasting it over there. And uh something else here we'll just select, and we'll paste. Verrryyy quickly, very simple, very smooth, very natural Now, let me just say that what I've just done is FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to do on Microsoft Windows. FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. For one thing, after you select something in this window, you then have to do something like Ctrl+C or something to uh copy it and then you have to go over here and do a Ctrl+V to paste. when when. You don't have to do that with Linux, you don't have to do that. Just just select with the mouse, and then middle-mouse button here to paste. Very simple. But that's not the important thing, really. The important thing is, here, that if you did try, if you tried to do this with with Microsoft Windows, after you got your your windows all lined up, ya know, if you went to this window here on the left and clicked with the mouse what would happen would be this... it would do, it would focus the window and raise it... and now you can select it and you can copy it, but then, now you gotta go back over here and you gotta raise this fuckin' window, and it it's been you know it's been obliterated all that time then you then you guh then you go back over here and same thing. See? It just. You know. Whereas with Linux it doesn't do it. (mumble) it stays. It stays that way... until you tell it otherwise. Until you tell it otherwise it stays that way. IT STAYS THAT WAY. IT STAYS UNDER. IT STAYS FUCKING UNDER UNTIL YOU TELL IT NOT TO. But with Windows, nope, soon as you click in there "oop dere it goes!" you obliterate you know (mumbling) back over here and gotta do the same fucking thing over here. FUCKIN' FUCKIN' SHIT! WHAT IS THIS SHIT? STAY DOWN THERE! STAY DOWN THERE WHERE I PUT YOU FIRST TIME! STAY DOWN THERE WHERE I PUT YOU THE FIRST GODDAMN FUCKIN' TIME! But no, it doesn't do it. Doesn't fucking do it. Because Microsoft is a piece of fucking shit! A simple task like this? Very smoooth, very very fucking smooth, no problem, no fuckin' problem. Just copy, copy all you fuckin' want. They stay, they stay (mumble) where you put 'em. With Microsoft they can be jumpin' like that, jumpin' back and forth like a (mumble). It's it's really annoying. It's DISTRACTING, annoying, DISTRACTING, annoying. Make me fuckin' wanna SCREAM! No sorry, sorry. When it comes to essential tasks... New Linux has the power. And only New Linux. So all you Microsoft users and all you Microsoft supporters... all we can say to you... is this... FAHCK YOU! FAHCK YOU! Be a real man for Christ's sake... for the first time in your life be a REAL FUCKIN' man... use New Linux... always. ------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks <am@random.us> - 2016-09-14 23:07 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Marek Novotny <marek.novotny@marspolar.com> - 2016-09-15 00:44 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks <am@random.us> - 2016-09-15 14:53 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Marek Novotny <marek.novotny@marspolar.com> - 2016-09-15 16:19 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks <am@random.us> - 2016-09-15 17:03 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> - 2016-09-15 12:19 -0600
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Marek Novotny <marek.novotny@marspolar.com> - 2016-09-15 18:48 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> - 2016-09-15 21:17 -0600
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks "Octavian W. Lagrange" <olagrang@perch.invalid> - 2016-09-15 15:29 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Marek Novotny <marek.novotny@marspolar.com> - 2016-09-15 16:21 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks "Octavian W. Lagrange" <olagrang@perch.invalid> - 2016-09-15 16:36 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Marek Novotny <marek.novotny@marspolar.com> - 2016-09-15 17:41 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks "Octavian W. Lagrange" <olagrang@perch.invalid> - 2016-09-15 18:08 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Marek Novotny <marek.novotny@marspolar.com> - 2016-09-15 18:47 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks "Octavian W. Lagrange" <olagrang@perch.invalid> - 2016-09-15 19:19 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Marek Novotny <marek.novotny@marspolar.com> - 2016-09-15 19:26 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks "Octavian W. Lagrange" <olagrang@perch.invalid> - 2016-09-15 19:56 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Marek Novotny <marek.novotny@marspolar.com> - 2016-09-15 20:16 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2016-09-15 15:28 -0500
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2016-09-15 14:10 -0700
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks "Octavian W. Lagrange" <olagrang@perch.invalid> - 2016-09-15 21:44 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Marek Novotny <marek.novotny@marspolar.com> - 2016-09-16 03:39 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks "Octavian W. Lagrange" <olagrang@perch.invalid> - 2016-09-15 21:21 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Peter Köhlmann <peter-koehlmann@t-online.de> - 2016-09-16 00:27 +0200
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks "Octavian W. Lagrange" <olagrang@perch.invalid> - 2016-09-15 23:58 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-09-14 20:46 -0400
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks <am@random.us> - 2016-09-15 14:31 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-09-16 20:15 -0400
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks <am@random.us> - 2016-09-17 17:25 +0000
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-09-17 22:00 -0400
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks "Octavian W. Lagrange" <olagrang@perch.invalid> - 2016-09-15 02:01 +0000
re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks "Drummer"<drummer@gmail.com> - 2016-09-15 07:00 +0200
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-09-18 14:43 -0400
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Tattoo Vampire <sitting@this.computer> - 2016-09-18 14:52 -0400
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2016-09-18 16:16 -0400
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-09-18 20:05 -0400
Re: Video Demo of GNU/Linux Superiority -- Essential Tasks Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2016-09-18 17:12 -0700
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