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"Been there done that 'benj' " <benj@nobody.net> wrote:
>
Aviation consultant  jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com wrote:
>> benj <benj@nobody.net> wrote:
>>> The Wal-Mart Greeter, nuny@bid.nes wrote:
>>>> Some, ewussw@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>> I have a project involving photosensors/photo-receptors which requires
>>>>> experimentation.
>>>>> Can anyone help please.
>>>>
The Wal-Mart Greeter "nuny@bid.nes" <Alien8752@gmail.com>
 Mark L. Fergerson aka Ferkel (= " piglet", who wears Cokebottle
Bottom spectacles, said that Ferkel and Glazier need to stick
"together" since both live in a trailer,wherein they shit into a
>
pail, like Full Swine Bert Glazier, the criminal Graveyard vandal
has done for years, and Ferkel is now Glazier's competitor
for megalomania, but Ferkel's IQ is barely 3 points above plant
life, while Cretin Glazier inisists to have an IQ of 122... (LOL)
>
... which is why Ferkel's barren yiddisher Yenta administered
the needed daily maintenance beatings onto Ferkel, for him to
post and compost a viable Yiddisher street corner act,  and so
the Wal-Mart Greeter Ferkel loudmouthed and wrote:
>
>>>>   Sure, but the help you get depends on the information you provide on 
>>>> your problem.
>>>>   What color(s) of light do you need to detect? How bright is it? How 
>>>> long does the light last; is it a brief pulse, several pulses, 
>>>> constant, or what? Is there background light of the same or other color 
>>>> that must be filtered or otherwise accounted for?
>>>>   What sort of output do you need; current or voltage proportional to 
>>>> the intensity? Do you need time resolution? How accurate must it be?
>>>>   Do you have any experience building circuits?
>>>>   And the most important question-
>>>>   What's your budget?
>>>>   Mark L. Fergerson aka Ferkel
>>>>
Benj wrote:
>>> Heh! All problems can be solved if you have enough money. Hey, if you
>>> got the cash just hire me. My stuff always works.
>>
Aviation consultant  jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com wrote:
>> Why would you want cash when according to you it is worthless?
>
Benj wrote:
> Actually I'd do the work pro bono, the cash is just symbolic of older 
> archaic times when people still paid their debts.
>
hanson wrote:
ROTFLMAO... Benj, Ben, Ben... the inner kike of yours just
produced a memeorabble verbal prolaps in you... by you telling
the folks that the should become like Full Swine Glazier who
even skipped paying utility bills until the Deputies beat
the shit outa Glazier, when Glazier was in custody of Sheriff
Bob Hansell in Osceola FL.... after which Glazier fled North
>
 to Mass, where Glazier also skipped paying bills and (even as
Glazier's own Family wanted to put thief Glazier in a retirement
home) but Glazier split again and went to CA, Fullerton, where
Glazier now "runs" for the non-elected post of mayor & already
posted how Glazier is going to siphon & sponge of they public
trough, amongst which is that Glazier will _Live_ (reside) inside
City-hall for the next 12 years.... ahahahaha...
>
Benj wrote:
> Luckily, until people catch on, I can still trade those worthless pieces 
> of paper for actual wealth. Thus, so long as I'm willing to be as 
> dishonest as everyone else it works out.
>
Aviation consultant  jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com wrote:
>Actually, nobody pays much of anything in cash anymore.
>Actual wealth such as bars of metal?
>
hanson wrote:
In scenarios of wide spread disasters which last a few
weeks, where common goods & food are hard to come
by it is good to have a big bundle of cash at hand...
>
There are also example that during long term calamites
city folks gave large nuggets/coins of gold to the farmer
in exchange for a single potato....
>
Then there are examples of where well stocked, self-
secured and self-assured Survival-specialists were
targeted and taken out by gangs of hungry folks....
>
All these things are not frequent but seem to have
no rational nor peaceful solution... because civility
and civilization is a gossamer veneer over the
underlying, always ready anarchy which is dictated
by the need for personal survival....

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  Re: a project involving photosensors Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-08-09 05:59 -0500
    Re: a project involving photosensors ewugkg@gmail.com - 2016-09-24 00:44 -0700
    Re: a project involving photosensors ewugkg@gmail.com - 2016-09-24 08:04 -0700
  Re: a project involving photosensors "nuny@bid.nes" <Alien8752@gmail.com> - 2016-08-10 15:32 -0700
    Re: a project involving photosensors benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2016-08-10 18:49 -0400
      Re: a project involving photosensors jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com - 2016-08-11 00:17 +0000
        Re: a project involving photosensors benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2016-08-10 21:53 -0400
          Re: a project involving photosensors Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-08-11 05:58 -0500
          Re: a project involving photosensors jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com - 2016-08-11 06:12 +0000
            Re: a project involving photosensors Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-08-11 10:23 -0500
              Re: a project involving photosensors Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-08-11 16:53 -0500
            Re: a project involving photosensors benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2016-08-11 17:42 -0400
              Re: a project involving photosensors jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com - 2016-08-11 22:29 +0000
          Re: a project involving photosensors "hanson" <hanson@quick.net> - 2016-08-11 10:15 -0700
            Re: a project involving photosensors benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2016-08-11 18:17 -0400
      Re: a project involving photosensors "nuny@bid.nes" <Alien8752@gmail.com> - 2016-08-24 02:03 -0700
        Re: a project involving photosensors Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-08-24 09:29 -0500
    Re: a project involving photosensors ewugkg@gmail.com - 2016-08-11 03:29 -0700
      Re: a project involving photosensors "nuny@bid.nes" <Alien8752@gmail.com> - 2016-08-11 03:55 -0700
        Re: a project involving photosensors ewugkg@gmail.com - 2016-08-23 21:25 -0700
          Re: a project involving photosensors "nuny@bid.nes" <Alien8752@gmail.com> - 2016-08-24 01:55 -0700
            Re: a project involving photosensors ewugkg@gmail.com - 2016-08-30 00:35 -0700
            Re: a project involving photosensors ewugkg@gmail.com - 2016-08-30 00:47 -0700
              Re: a project involving photosensors "nuny@bid.nes" <Alien8752@gmail.com> - 2016-08-30 03:25 -0700
                Re: a project involving photosensors edprochak@gmail.com - 2016-08-30 07:43 -0700
                Re: a project involving photosensors benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2016-08-30 19:42 -0400
                Re: a project involving photosensors "nuny@bid.nes" <Alien8752@gmail.com> - 2016-08-31 17:03 -0700
                Re: a project involving photosensors benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2016-08-31 20:39 -0400
                Re: a project involving photosensors ewugkg@gmail.com - 2016-09-04 06:25 -0700
                Re: a project involving photosensors noTthaTguY <abu.kuanysh05@gmail.com> - 2016-08-31 14:44 -0700
                Re: a project involving photosensors "nuny@bid.nes" <Alien8752@gmail.com> - 2016-08-31 16:24 -0700
                Re: a project involving photosensors ewugkg@gmail.com - 2016-09-22 07:38 -0700
                Re: a project involving photosensors "nuny@bid.nes" <Alien8752@gmail.com> - 2016-09-22 16:03 -0700
                Re: a project involving photosensors ewugkg@gmail.com - 2016-09-23 23:55 -0700
                Re: a project involving photosensors Odd Bodkin <bodkinodd@gmail.com> - 2016-09-24 13:21 -0500
                Re: a project involving photosensors ewugkg@gmail.com - 2016-09-24 08:06 -0700
                Re: a project involving photosensors "nuny@bid.nes" <Alien8752@gmail.com> - 2016-09-24 16:42 -0700
                Re: a project involving photosensors ewugkg@gmail.com - 2016-09-24 23:10 -0700
                Re: a project involving photosensors Serigo <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-09-25 10:57 -0500
                Re: a project involving photosensors ewugkg@gmail.com - 2016-09-26 00:15 -0700
                Re: a project involving photosensors Serigo <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-09-26 11:17 -0500
                Re: a project involving photosensors ewugkg@gmail.com - 2016-09-27 01:00 -0700
                Re: a project involving photosensors noTthaTguY <abu.kuanysh05@gmail.com> - 2016-09-22 12:49 -0700
                Re: a project involving photosensors "nuny@bid.nes" <Alien8752@gmail.com> - 2016-09-22 15:55 -0700
          Re: a project involving photosensors edprochak@gmail.com - 2016-08-30 07:32 -0700
      Re: a project involving photosensors edprochak@gmail.com - 2016-08-30 07:30 -0700

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