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Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them.

From "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not>
Newsgroups alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks, alt.fan.cyberchicken
Subject Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them.
Date 2016-07-19 09:48 -0400
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID <nmlb3j$6nl$3@dont-email.me> (permalink)
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On 7/18/2016 8:44 PM, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

> On Tue, 19 Jul 2016 00:16:42 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>> On Mon, 18 Jul 2016 20:11:37 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>>> On Mon, 18 Jul 2016 23:53:10 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda
>>> <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 18 Jul 2016 14:21:06 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 18 Jul 2016 20:36:23 +1000, BBB DoW #14
>>>>> <r0llinThru@none.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>> "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> wrote in:
>>>>>> <ve8gob5bg7jtf9dq9flhbotm259v47o5re@4ax.com>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Thanks to old Sol my beer is literally ice cold.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I drank two bottle of wine and now I'm drinking ice cold cans of
>>>>>>> beer.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> @that rate  there is no fear of you living yer dream.
>>>>>
>>>>> I only indulge perhaps one or two Saturdays a month.
>>>>
>>>> You can only *afford* to indulge once or twice a month, because your
>>>> monthly discretionary income after necessities is only $17.35, and even
>>>> that's only possible because you redefined things like "a sturdy
>>>> foundation", "a shower" and "a flush toilet" as non-necessities. You'd
>>>> better hope your shit bucket can support your weight because the next
>>>> time there's a hurricane you'll have to hang onto it for dear life.
>>>
>>> Hell, girlf<PEPPER SPRAY!>
>>
>> Back off, goofwad.
>
> Misandrist! Lol, two can play that game.
>
>>> I'm a LOT richer than you might think. I just put on
>>> an act that I'm poor and have to live in a sailboat so moochers will
>>> leave me alone.
>>>
>>> For example, take Pandora. If she were to believe I was rich she would
>>> be actively pursuing me so she could get her greedy claws into my
>>> wallet. Instead she shuns me because she believes me to be a bum. In
>>> Usenet there are killfiles for unwanted folks. In real life there's the
>>> easy buffer of pretend poverty.
>>
>> <chuckle> Yeah, right. We believe ya. <snicker>
>
> Hell, unlike your friend Kensi, at least I can afford
> seventy-two bucks a year for a top-notch news service.
>
> https://www.altopia.com

Mine's free.  What can yours do that mine can't?


-- 
- 2015  DoW #5
- 2015; Official overseer of lobster stuffers in AUK
   (mac and cheese division)
- 2015; Official recipient of the Everybody Is Everybody Award
- 2015; Winner of the Janithor Has More Awards Than Me Award
- 2015; Winner of the Multiplex Award (whatever the hell that is)
- 2015; Winner of the You Lose All Your Awards Award
- 2015; Winner of the Promise Not To Talk About Breakfast Award
- 2016; Winner of the Gave Janithor a Tinfoil Sombrero Award

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Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-18 20:36 +1000
  Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-18 14:21 -0400
    Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. The Inconvenient Truth <trvth@invalid.invalid> - 2016-07-18 19:17 +0000
    Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-19 07:12 +1000
    Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-18 16:35 -0700
      Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-07-19 09:45 -0400
    Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-18 23:53 +0000
      Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-18 20:11 -0400
        Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-19 00:16 +0000
          Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-18 20:44 -0400
            Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-18 17:47 -0700
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-18 20:56 -0400
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-20 19:54 +1000
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-20 15:32 +1000
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-20 00:01 -0700
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Ms Kitty DoW #6" <Kitty@Dow.#6> - 2016-07-31 12:39 -0500
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-31 14:22 -0400
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Ms Kitty DoW #6" <Kitty@Dow.#6> - 2016-07-31 15:28 -0500
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2016-07-31 11:24 -0700
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Ms Kitty DoW #6" <Kitty@Dow.#6> - 2016-07-31 15:28 -0500
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-08-01 07:44 +1000
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2016-07-31 19:03 -0700
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-08-01 11:01 -0400
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-08-01 12:18 -0400
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-08-01 20:59 +0000
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Skeet DoW # 420 <Skidaddle@chote.com> - 2016-08-01 11:22 -0600
            Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-19 01:45 +0000
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-18 18:54 -0700
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-20 15:35 +1000
            Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-07-19 09:48 -0400
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-20 15:34 +1000
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-20 15:35 +1000
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-07-20 09:22 -0400
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-21 07:24 +1000
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-07-20 17:39 -0400
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-21 08:28 +1000
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-07-20 18:40 -0400
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-21 09:06 +1000
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-23 23:14 +0000
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-23 20:03 -0700
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-21 07:30 +1000
        Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-07-18 19:33 -0500
          Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-18 20:55 -0400
            Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-07-18 23:59 -0500
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-07-19 09:50 -0400
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-19 15:12 -0400
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-20 19:54 +1000
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-20 15:35 +1000
          Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-20 15:35 +1000
            Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-07-20 11:27 -0500
            Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-23 21:55 +0000
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-23 20:44 -0400
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-24 06:17 +0200
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-24 06:42 +0200
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-27 22:08 +0000
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. wod@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Wader of Doom, WoD #1) - 2016-07-28 08:48 +0100
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-28 17:56 +1000
        Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-19 21:23 +1000
      Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-07-19 09:46 -0400
        Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-07-19 10:24 -0400
          Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-19 10:53 -0400
            Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Skeet DoW # 420 <Skidaddle@chote.com> - 2016-07-19 10:51 -0600
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-07-19 23:53 -0400
            Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-19 23:01 +0000
              Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-21 16:25 +0200
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-21 07:31 -0700
                Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-22 08:20 +0200
          Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Skeet DoW # 420 <Skidaddle@chote.com> - 2016-07-19 10:37 -0600
            Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-07-19 13:03 -0400
    Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Ms Kitty DoW #6" <Kitty@Dow.#6> - 2016-07-19 02:46 -0500
      Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-19 00:55 -0700
        Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-19 15:14 -0400
      Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-19 06:16 -0400
        Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-07-19 15:29 -0400
          Re: My cans of beer have ICE in them. Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-19 23:04 +0000

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