Re: From the chicago police website

From	Cydrome Leader <presence@MUNGEpanix.com>
Newsgroups	chi.internet
Subject	Re: From the chicago police website
Date	2016-06-22 22:36 +0000
Organization	PANIX Public Access Internet and UNIX, NYC
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Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> wrote:
> 
>> You might be smart when it comes to keeping rats as pets, but it's clear 
>> that even at a basic level you don't know what the hell you're talking 
>> about when it comes to even basic websites and how they work.
>> 
>> It's actually pretty funny that a website run by a city is way over your 
>> head.
> 
> You're saying a broken web site is way over my head?  How about
> this?
> 
> <html>
> <title>
> CAPS Meeting schedule
> </title>
> <body>
> <p>
> Next CAPS Meeting 14th District July whatever, 2016
> </p>
> </body>
> </html>
> 
> Or something like that...  Real fucking complicated eh?

If you typed up the html by hand, you're an idiot, but again, we knew 
that.

> That'll be $50K in consulting fees thank you very much.  
> Any retard can make a web page except for perhaps you and 
> the CPD.  Maybe you and Nelson should have a conference
> call to plan a bunch of meetings to discuss this problem
> and pretend you know what you don't.

I decided to lookup the next caps beat meetings and came across this page

https://portal.chicagopolice.org/portal/page/portal/ClearPath/Communities/Districts/District12/Events

looks pretty straight foward to me. Wow, I can even "hack" the URL and 
change the district and get the correct calendar with a link of events of 
the month. Or, if I was dumb, but still smarter than you I could click on 
the correct District on the left navigation bar. They're even all listed 
in order for mouth breathers like you. One click on any of the shows the 
calendar for the month. They even have a "You are here" set of crumbs to 
follow around. You'd never come up with anything this sensible.

I'm really not sure why this is all too hard for you considering you're so 
smart with your $50,000 hand typed block of text on a white page with no 
other information "solution".

> Who gives a flying fuck if someone is snooping on your
> viewing a public schedule.  It's retards like you

I already answered why. You didn't understand it, and ignored all the 
points I made about it. I guess you did take a couple hours to break out 
that 1993 html example though. You did forget the DTD tag, just to make 
sure it renders correctly on all browsers. It only takes a few minutes to 
test them all though, right?

> who fuck up most everything in tech that is broken
> nowadays.  And keep pushing your Windows bullshit
> like the good little bitch that you have become.

Your grasp of how anything works is so dated and wrong I don't even know 
where to start.

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RE: From the chicago police website nobody@nowhere.invalid (Will Renkel) - 2016-06-18 10:58 +0000
  Re: From the chicago police website Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> - 2016-06-18 12:17 -0700
    Re: From the chicago police website Bruce Esquibel <bje@ripco.com> - 2016-06-19 11:13 +0000
      Re: From the chicago police website Geoff Gass <glg@tanzenmb.com> - 2016-06-19 16:09 +0000
        Re: From the chicago police website Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> - 2016-06-19 11:36 -0700
        Re: From the chicago police website jamie@ftupet.com (jamie) - 2016-06-20 00:16 +0000
          Re: From the chicago police website barbie gee <booger@nosespam.com> - 2016-06-20 17:52 -0500
          Re: From the chicago police website Cydrome Leader <presence@MUNGEpanix.com> - 2016-06-20 23:43 +0000
            Re: From the chicago police website Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> - 2016-06-20 17:25 -0700
              Re: From the chicago police website Cydrome Leader <presence@MUNGEpanix.com> - 2016-06-22 04:42 +0000
                Re: From the chicago police website Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> - 2016-06-22 10:40 -0700
                Re: From the chicago police website Cydrome Leader <presence@MUNGEpanix.com> - 2016-06-22 19:45 +0000
                Re: From the chicago police website Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> - 2016-06-22 13:36 -0700
                Re: From the chicago police website Cydrome Leader <presence@MUNGEpanix.com> - 2016-06-22 22:36 +0000
                Re: From the chicago police website Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> - 2016-06-22 16:08 -0700
                Re: From the chicago police website smr <me@shawnritchie.com> - 2016-06-22 19:03 -0500
                Re: From the chicago police website Crawford Sausage Company <mea@brandylion.com> - 2016-06-22 17:38 -0700
                Re: From the chicago police website Cydrome Leader <presence@MUNGEpanix.com> - 2016-06-23 06:02 +0000
                Re: From the chicago police website Bruce Esquibel <bje@ripco.com> - 2016-06-23 10:49 +0000
                Re: From the chicago police website Cydrome Leader <presence@MUNGEpanix.com> - 2016-06-23 20:44 +0000
                Re: From the chicago police website smr <me@shawnritchie.com> - 2016-06-22 19:01 -0500

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