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Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite.

From Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net>
Newsgroups alt.usenet.kooks
Subject Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite.
Date 2016-02-26 00:39 -0800
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x-no-archive: yes

On 2/25/2016 10:12 PM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> In article <naokrj$lmi$7@news.albasani.net>, Janithor@comcast.net
> says...
>
>
>>
>> x-no-archive: yes
>>
>> On 2/25/2016 8:22 PM, B00py Gurl wrote:
>>> "Janithor" <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote:
>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>
>>>> On 2/25/2016 6:30 PM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
>>>>> In article <56CFB84D.6000704@comcast.net>, Janithor@comcast.net says...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> x-no-archive: yes
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On 2/25/2016 5:36 PM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
>>>>>>> In article <cd7vcblipu2g6vfiveku710niq97hit6tj@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>> greghall@yacht_master.fake says...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 16:33:02 -0800, Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net>
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 2/24/2016 2:18 AM, Psychotic Chicken wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Ladies, Gentlemen ... I must make the following statement.
>>>>>>>>>> Checkmate
>>>>>>>>>> who saw the huge problem with my massive emotional instability a few
>>>>>>>>>> months ago has been totally vindicated and proven right.  I have
>>>>>>>>>> spent
>>>>>>>>>> the last four weeks of my life in a maximum security mental hospital
>>>>>>>>>> considered too dangerous to leave or go home for the first 3 weeks.
>>>>>>>>>> It
>>>>>>>>>> was only when I started to respond to the maximum doses of
>>>>>>>>>> tranquillisers and electro-shock treatment that up until then had
>>>>>>>>>> been
>>>>>>>>>> having no effect that finally the doctors have decided upon granting
>>>>>>>>>> me
>>>>>>>>>> a little compassionate leave to go home and have a shower to wash
>>>>>>>>>> away
>>>>>>>>>> all the drool and blood that I had so misguidedly inflicted upon
>>>>>>>>>> myself.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> After a few months more of this emergency treatment I may be
>>>>>>>>>> permitted
>>>>>>>>>> to finally go home and continue my life under permanent house
>>>>>>>>>> arrest.
>>>>>>>>>> The days of my liberty are past ... now I humbly submit myself to
>>>>>>>>>> your
>>>>>>>>>> scorn and retribution.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I am so ... so ... sorry for what I did.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I'm sure people will be overjoyed to hear that I am now typing on a
>>>>>>>>>> laptop that went to the shop to be repaired and has come back with
>>>>>>>>>> problems it didn't have before.  If this laptop crashes while I'm in
>>>>>>>>>> here that will be the end of my posting.  I'm sure most of the
>>>>>>>>>> newsgroup
>>>>>>>>>> would be more than happy if that were to occur.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Don't count yourself out yet, Bill, you always have an ally with the
>>>>>>>>> Janithor!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And me, too. And, Emmett sends his condolences.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> One more time...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Checkmate who saw the huge problem with my massive emotional
>>>>>>> instability a few months ago has been totally vindicated and proven
>>>>>>> right."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Next, we'll let Fakey make a similar statement about my diagnosis
>>>>>>> concerning HIS ailments.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'm here to help...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Do me next!
>>>>>
>>>>> That's what SHE said.  LOL, etc...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You perv!  I mean diagnose me.  What's my mental illness?  You're batting
>>>> 1000 so far.
>>>
>>> You seem to me live an old time business owner.  Fucked over by the Obama
>>> administration, of course!
>>
>>
>> Had an ex-employee threaten me tonight, good times.  Don't do drugs,
>> boys and girls.
>
> Was it a death threat?  I invited my neighbor to come up here and do
> something about it, when he yelled at me to slow down yesterday.  He's a
> fucking drunkard, but he didn't bother to drop by.  I don't think it's
> over, though.


He said I better pay his wife (non-existent) hours that I owe her or he 
will fuck me up.  I'm not too worried, they leave 3 hours away and I'm 
wondering if he'll even remember it tomorrow.

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I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-24 10:18 +0000
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                Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-28 13:02 +0000
                Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-28 13:03 +0000
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          Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-25 14:27 -0800
            Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-27 14:41 +0000
          Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2016-02-25 16:32 -0800
            Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-27 14:43 +0000
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              Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-03-01 10:20 +0000
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          Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-25 16:58 -0800
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  Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2016-02-25 16:33 -0800
    Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-25 17:36 -0800
      Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2016-02-25 18:28 -0800
        Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2016-02-25 18:33 -0800
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                Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-26 10:49 -0800
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          Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-27 16:10 +0000
        Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2016-02-25 20:41 -0800
      Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "B00py Gurl" <B00py@gurl.yep> - 2016-02-25 22:20 -0600
        Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-25 20:32 -0800
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          Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. buZZard <buzz@nospam.invalid> - 2016-02-26 13:05 -0500
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              Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. buZZard <buzz@nospam.invalid> - 2016-02-26 13:55 -0500
                Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-26 12:23 -0800
                Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-28 10:19 +0000
                Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2016-02-28 02:22 -0800
                Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-29 10:31 +0000
          Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-26 10:50 -0800
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      Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-27 14:48 +0000
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      Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2016-02-25 20:37 -0800
      Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-28 03:43 +0000
    Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-27 14:45 +0000
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