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Re: Evidence of God

From Olrik <olrik666@gmail.com>
Newsgroups alt.atheism, rec.arts.sf.written, sci.physics, sci.physics.relativity
Subject Re: Evidence of God
Date 2015-07-04 01:34 -0400
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID <mn7r68$7ml$1@dont-email.me> (permalink)
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Le 2015-07-04 01:10, The Starmaker a écrit :
> The Starmaker wrote:
>>
>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>
>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>
>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> In order to see the
>>>>>>>>> Edvidence of God...
>>>>>>>>> how do you go about finding it?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You cannot turn to Science,
>>>>>>>>> the 'scientific community'
>>>>>>>>> since they are atheist in
>>>>>>>>> the majority.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The Edvidence of God
>>>>>>>>> is very basic..
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> it's right here
>>>>>>>>> on Earth.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I'll give you a clue..
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What color is the earth?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> By earth, I mean...not water..EARTH!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What color is the earth?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What color is the soil, the earth?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I understand that some of yous might not understand
>>>>>>>> what color is the earth...the soil...
>>>>>>>> so lets begin here, class:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> soil1
>>>>>>>> soil/
>>>>>>>> noun
>>>>>>>> noun: soil; plural noun: soils
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>      the upper layer of earth in which plants grow, a black or dark brown material typically consisting of a mixture of organic remains, clay, and rock particles.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> https://www.google.com/#q=define+soil
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> and for wiki fanatics:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Soil color is influenced by the amount of proteins present in the soil.
>>>>>>>> Yellow or red soil indicates the presence of iron oxides. Dark brown or black color in soil indicates that the soil has a high organic matter content.
>>>>>>>> Wet soil will appear darker than dry soil."
>>>>>>>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soil_color
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Now class, you're notice in the first defintion the colors mentioned are
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "a black or dark brown material"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So by definition...the answer is "black or dark brown".
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> and for science wiki fanatics, the definition is:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Dark brown or black color"
>>>>>>>> and also
>>>>>>>> "Yellow or red soil"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So by wiki definition:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Dark brown or black color"
>>>>>>>> "Yellow or red soil"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So, so far, Brown or black....Yellow or red.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Now, What is the color of the earth?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Oh, I forgot, some of yous don't know what an earth is...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> earth
>>>>>>>> ?rTH/
>>>>>>>> noun
>>>>>>>> noun: earth; noun: Earth
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>      1.
>>>>>>>>      the planet on which we live; the world.
>>>>>>>>      "the diversity of life on earth"
>>>>>>>>      synonyms:   world, globe, planet
>>>>>>>>      "the moon orbits the earth"
>>>>>>>>          the surface of the world as distinct from the sky or the sea.
>>>>>>>>          plural noun: earths
>>>>>>>>          "it plummeted back to earth at 60 mph"
>>>>>>>>          synonyms:       land, ground, terra firma; floor
>>>>>>>>          "a trembling of the earth"
>>>>>>>>          the present abode of humankind, as distinct from heaven or hell.
>>>>>>>>      2.
>>>>>>>>      the substance of the land surface; soil.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Answer: the substance of the land surface; soil.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> So, What color is the earth? Brown or black by popular majority.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What color is the earth? Answer: Brown.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The Starmaker
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> to be continued...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> https://www.google.com/#q=define+earth
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now class....
>>>>>>> everyone knows...
>>>>>>> earthlings
>>>>>>> are all the same color..
>>>>>>> different shades of ...Brown.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Earthlings.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And that God
>>>>>>> made man
>>>>>>> from the
>>>>>>> earth from the ground..
>>>>>>> the brown earth..
>>>>>>> Earthlings..
>>>>>>> Brown.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Not Green people
>>>>>>> Not Blue people
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Brown.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Starmaker
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> to be continued....
>>>>>>
>>>>>> There is a reason why people from earth are called earthlings, it's not because they are from earth, it's because they *are* from 'earth'!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Now, one needs to link God with the color Brown.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Why are people the color Brown and not sky Blue color or Green grass color, Why dirt Brown?
>>>>>
>>>>> Wood is the color Brown...
>>>>>
>>>>> Now, Why is that? Does trees come from the blue sky or the ground?
>>>>
>>>> I mean, trees are 98 percent water...shouldn't wood be the color sky
>>>> blue instead of Brown?
>>>>
>>>> People are 98 percent water...shouldn't people be the color blue or
>>>> green?
>>>
>>> There is a link between God and the color Brown.
>>
>> Now, here is the incontrovertible link between God and the color Brown...
>>
>> In the begining, God created the heavens and the earth...
>>
>> in the process of creating the heavens
>> God used a lot of Light.
>> The first colors He used was
>> Blue, Green and Red.
>>
>> Now comes the hard part...
>> when God created the Earth..
>> that took a little more
>> time...
>>
>> So, He changed the first
>> colors He used on the heavens
>> and made a slight change...
>>
>> He changed the color Green
>> to the color ...Yellow.
>>
>> Now, when you mix
>>
>> Blue, Green and Red,
>> you get White.
>>
>> But when you mix
>> Blue, Yellow and Red,
>> you get Brown.
>>
>> So God changed His
>> own laws of
>> Primary Colors
>> just especially for
>> Earth.
>>
>> Now you have two laws.
>> Two First Colors.
>> Two primary colors.
>>
>> Blue, Green and Red.
>> Blue, Yellow and Red.
>>
>> God make those changes...
>> especially for earthlings.
>>
>> Why else would God make those changes?
>>
>> Without Earth, there would be no reason to have another Primary Color law. One would do.
>>
>> That is Evidence of God, it's is...incontrovertible!
>>
>> The Starmaker
>
>
> Now, supposely..according to the...'scientific community'...the laws of physics are the same...everywhere.
>
> The Primary Colors is a Law...
> but it's not the same ...everywhere,
> it's different on Earth.
>
> You tell me, "Who the fuck changed it from Green to Yellow?"
>
> There is only one motherfucker I know who could've done that...or even capable of it, that guys name is God!
>
> He's the only motherfucker that could have done that! I cannot think of anybody else? Can you??

You should sue anyone that had any involvement in your education.

I was tempted to write that you're a failure as a human being, but I 
truly think you're a failure as an amoeba, with my apologies to amoeba.


-- 
Olrik
aa #1981
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division

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Edvidence of God The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-07-01 10:02 -0700
  Re: Edvidence of God bilgat@m.nu - 2015-07-01 12:43 -0500
    Re: Edvidence of God Christopher A. Lee <c.lee@fairpoint.net> - 2015-07-01 12:55 -0500
      Re: Edvidence of God JTEM <jtem01@gmail.com> - 2015-07-01 21:16 -0700
        Re: Edvidence of God The League Of Tedious Wankers <lotw@lotw.null> - 2015-07-04 09:32 +0100
          Re: Edvidence of God:  JTEM JTEM <jtem01@gmail.com> - 2015-07-04 01:40 -0700
            Re: Edvidence of God:  JTEM The League Of Tedious Wankers <lotw@lotw.null> - 2015-07-05 08:38 +0100
              Re: Edvidence of God:  JTEM JTEM <jtem01@gmail.com> - 2015-07-05 19:35 -0700
                Re: Edvidence of God:  JTEM The League Of Tedious Wankers <lotw@lotw.null> - 2015-07-06 18:12 +0100
          Re: Edvidence of God Christopher A. Lee <c.lee@fairpoint.net> - 2015-07-04 08:43 -0500
            Re: Edvidence of God JTEM <jtem01@gmail.com> - 2015-07-05 19:37 -0700
    Re: Edvidence of God duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> - 2015-07-03 17:32 -0500
  Re: Edvidence of God The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-07-01 11:59 -0700
    Re: Edvidence of God MattB <trdell12345@gmail.com> - 2015-07-01 12:03 -0700
    Re: Edvidence of God The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-07-01 18:18 -0700
      Re: Evidence of God The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-07-02 11:26 -0700
        Re: Evidence of God The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-07-02 11:32 -0700
          Re: Evidence of God The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-07-02 11:45 -0700
            Re: Evidence of God Andy W <chordack@gmail.com> - 2015-07-02 15:50 -0700
            Re: Evidence of God The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-07-03 00:16 -0700
              Re: Evidence of God The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-07-03 10:31 -0700
                Re: Evidence of God The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-07-03 22:10 -0700
                Re: Evidence of God Olrik <olrik666@gmail.com> - 2015-07-04 01:34 -0400
                Re: Evidence of God The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-07-05 15:20 -0700
                Re: Evidence of God Olrik <olrik666@gmail.com> - 2015-07-05 23:19 -0400
                Re: Evidence of God HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com> - 2015-07-04 08:20 -0400
    Re: Edvidence of God Olrik <olrik666@gmail.com> - 2015-07-01 23:37 -0400
  Re: Edvidence of God John Locke <johnnydemon666@demonmail.com> - 2015-07-01 15:52 -0700
  Re: Edvidence of God Andy W <chordack@gmail.com> - 2015-07-01 16:25 -0700
    Re: Edvidence of God Christopher A. Lee <c.lee@fairpoint.net> - 2015-07-01 18:56 -0500
      Re: Edvidence of God MarkA <someone@somewhere.invalid> - 2015-07-02 14:09 +0000
        Re: Edvidence of God Christopher A. Lee <c.lee@fairpoint.net> - 2015-07-02 10:07 -0500
          Re: Edvidence of God MarkA <someone@somewhere.invalid> - 2015-07-02 16:47 +0000
    Re: Edvidence of God Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2015-07-02 22:48 +0000
      Re: Edvidence of God JTEM <jtem01@gmail.com> - 2015-07-02 16:57 -0700
      Re: Edvidence of God bilgat@m.nu - 2015-07-02 21:06 -0500
  Re: Edvidence of God Olrik <olrik666@gmail.com> - 2015-07-01 23:36 -0400
    Re: Edvidence of God Jeanne Douglas <hlwdjsd2@NOSPAMgmail.com> - 2015-07-01 22:07 -0700
      Re: Edvidence of God Olrik <olrik666@gmail.com> - 2015-07-02 01:20 -0400
    Re: Edvidence of God MarkA <someone@somewhere.invalid> - 2015-07-02 14:10 +0000
  Re: Edvidence of God Davej <galt_57@hotmail.com> - 2015-07-02 09:52 -0700
    Re: Edvidence of God Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2015-07-02 22:58 +0000
      Re: Edvidence of God MarkA <someone@somewhere.invalid> - 2015-07-03 01:39 +0000
        Re: Edvidence of God Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2015-07-03 23:06 +0000

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