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| From | 'Kerry Chatwin' <Spermatozoon's@Nonbelievers.soaking's.cum> |
|---|---|
| Subject | Usenet Kook Awards - June 2018 Ballot |
| Message-ID | <f2314329f10935ca7e2cf5219457b033@dizum.com> (permalink) |
| Date | 2018-06-21 02:01 +0200 |
| Newsgroups | comp.os.linux.advocacy, alt.checkmate |
| Organization | dizum.com - The Internet Problem Provider |
Cross-posted to 2 groups.
Note: This is the REAL ballot. Ignore the flood of fakes being posted via
dizum. Some kook is trying to weasel out of *winning*, for fuck's sake.
<snicker>
VOTING RULES:
1. To be certain your ballot is counted, it must be crossposted to at
least one of alt.fan.cyberchicken and AUK. The followup-to on this
article is helpfully set to AUK.
2. Ballots from known, awarded kooks who have received recognition during
2016 may be discarded at the FNVWs' pleasure.
3. Ditto for suspected socks of such kooks. To be certain your ballot is
counted, you should post it under your primary nym and have been using
that nym for some time.
4. Ballots discovered to have forged poster identities and ballots
submitted via anonymous remailer will NOT be counted.
5. Ballots are clearest if they're just replies to this article edited to
add an X in one box for each award category. Abstention is allowed
(leave all boxes empty). Two votes in a single award category may be
ignored, or one chosen over the other by FNVW decree.
6. Ties will be broken arbitrarily by FNVW decree, and there is nothing
the awarded kook can do about this but cry, whine, and stamp his feet,
thus getting an early start on August's awards.
<snicker>
It's been an active month, with 93898 distinct known and potential kooks
up for awards in 54089 categories, including perennial favorites dolf,
murphy, and Fakey, plus a strong showing by the aforementioned Dizum
Spammer (that seems to be his actual name):
Radar O'Reilly Golden Teddy Bear Award:
[ ] I NOW OWN THIS GROUP
[ ] CentOS hootenannies
[ ] I haven't plonked you yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
[ ] The poor, doomed GOP
[ ] Fakey's DogWhistle
[ ] Oil and Gas Companies Now Say Climate Change Will Hurt hundreds of skeezers
[ ] The sporger cannot be Fakey because we all know how intelligent Fakey was. He'd have it figured out and perfected within a couple of days.
[ ] Some people just can't stop talking about that I saw a highway of diamonds with nobody on it thing
Hal Linden My Name is Really Harold Lipshitz Award:
[ ] dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com>
[ ]
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[ ] I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it
[ ] I Fart In Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com>'s General Direction. installing Chrome OS hyperbole
[ ] Gerg's Bucket
Nobel Peace Price Award:
[ ] Boycotting AUK fucked up Usenet for VMS peculiarities. Maybe it's time to fuck up the rest of their worthless lives. in all of its forms
[ ] I say a man not mince
[ ] She had a portable, propane-powered pizza oven on the back patio.
[ ] Snit again spamming the group
[ ] alien
[ ] https://Jeff-Relf.Me/27554
[ ] Stormy Daniels
[ ] Silver Slurper <.m@nsn.s>
[ ] Is I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans still displaying signs of complete ownership? I missed it, for some reason.
[ ] Itchy Neckbeard
The Chimpy Mosque Candle Matchbook Award:
[ ] Aren't you glad And where have you been, my darling young one introduced you to the Figlet toy... I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE?
[ ] Milo Yiannopoulos stole cash from students' book bags left behind during National Hoplophobic School Walkout
[ ] PEBCAK
[ ] Puppy Whistle Machete teennigger
[ ] kensi
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I have dizum posts killed outright, and _did_ have a score set up to pull FNV-WEE's posts out of the garbage. But now that he's morphing, it's impossible to do that. IS RUN BY THE CIA
Looney Maroon Award:
[ ] I KNOW THAT Gene Colwell READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS OR MULTIPLE-PHASE SPLIT-PHASE 130/245V CHECKMATE CUNTBOI
[ ] I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it
[ ] another borked line from jof3r AKA Jay Marks
[ ] Climate Change Places a Major Economic Burden on Future People
[ ] simon singh <ss1988singh980@gmail.com>
[ ] Stop complaining. They love complaints. Just filter "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" is wearing off-the-shoulder tops.
[ ] The poster formerly known as
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[ ] I don't know that it's all \that\ large.
[ ] Chef Boyardee
[ ] This is because AUK is blocked by a number of NSPs these days, and we wouldn't want anyone to feel left out.
The Sir Gregory Hall Golden Bucket Award:
[ ] Microsoft won't fix the most frustrating thing about Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?
[ ] Turns out I see the dizum-spammer is having another tantrum.'s non-stop flooding comments of "VM God" Marek met his own definition of trolling, so he insisted that comment of his was forged by BBB.
[ ] Snit self-nukes yet again... (was: Re: Snit's obsession with Sandman is EXTREME!) Installing macOS corruption
Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
[ ] They cannot use reason to show the message to be wrong so they try to feel somehow superior by attacking Richard "The Stooopid" Bullis and the Shrooms.
[ ] Yevette Owens: Please explain Solaris jamborees and Tee Hee... You Know You're Telling The Truth and Doing Something Right, When The Cowardly Nazi Little Basement Trolls Start Forging breaking down right in front of us.
[ ] Not me. It must be Anthropogenic Global Warming festival. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong.
[ ] simon singh <ss1988singh980@gmail.com>
[ ] Imagine if Back on topic ... Steve doesn't need to respond anymore because Marek proved that it was the VPN service adding the errant headers and signature line for Avast. walked up to you on the street and threatened that they were going to smoke crack later in the comfort and safety of their own underpass encampment.
[ ] Ha ha! My minivan averaged . . .
[ ]
ONE WORD SAYS IT ALL:
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[ ] Another boatload of shit arrives in alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
[ ] Kicking Paul <dropkickthetard@gmail.com>
[ ] Just give up. This "Skeeter" creature is at least five cans short of a six-pack.
Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
[ ] Nereid <nep@tu.ne>
[ ] Over a hundred new posts, the majority of which were
Threaded like this:
Checkmate
Checkmate
Checkmate
Checkmate
Skeeter
Checkmate
Skeeter
Skeeter
Checkmate
Checkmate
Etc, etc, etc.
[ ] Haywood Jablowme
Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award:
[ ] BeOS jamborees
[ ]
+ + + O U T O F C H E E S E E R R O R + + +
+ + + R E D O F R O M S T A R T + + +
[ ] "The Party Of Trump (The Party For Winners)" <TrumpTeam@gmail.com> quirks
[ ] the police
Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
[ ] Fakey's HawtWifeWhistle
[ ] Just Thought I Should Mention It
[ ] KOOKS ARE A DISEASE
[ ] "AUK sux dik" <fu@alt.net>
[ ] Laurie Appleton
[ ] In loving memory of Zaphod Beeblebrox <me@privacy.com>
[ ] PEBCAK
[ ] Cujo DeObsessed <cujo@petitmorte.net>
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