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Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion

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abelard wrote:


>>>>>>>>I propose a new internet religion called the
>>>>>>>>Order of The Holy Hock Stick - OoTHHS - be formed to
>>>>>>>>gather all sheep that flock to the AGW cause(s)
>>>>>>>>including all those who are familiar with
>>>>>>>>gaseous methane emissions.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Priests of this new religion shall wear yellow
>>>>>>>>garbs with a hockey stick tied to their belt.
>>>>>>>>All other religious symbols shall be ditched
>>>>>>>>including crosses (especially the burning ones)
>>>>>>>>and instead only the hockey stick shall be worn
>>>>>>>>and definitely no burning hockey sticks allowed
>>>>>>>>to help reduce carbon emissions. (Well may be
>>>>>>>>LED lit symbolic burning hocky stick can
>>>>>>>>be permitted.)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Priests of The Holy Hockey Stick shall only
>>>>>>>>travel by foot or solar powered electric
>>>>>>>>vehicles. No evil planes and motor vehicles
>>>>>>>>that releases CO2 shall be used by any
>>>>>>>>member of the order. The wise ones who have
>>>>>>>>told us since time began to get on our bike
>>>>>>>>were right after all.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Excuse us fellow sufferers of CO2 oppression,
>>>>>>>>I have work to do, will be back later
>>>>>>>>to add to this holy hockey stick book
>>>>>>>>of knowledge as idle time permits...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>a little knowledge is dangerous...you have  little knowledge
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>you should acquire more
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>http://www.abelard.org/briefings/global_warming_atmospheric_chemistry_physics.php
>>>>>>>http://www.abelard.org/briefings/dendroclimatogy.php
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>you are being conned by the filthy fossil fuel industry
>>>>>>
>>>>>>... or maybe many of us *like* the benefits of reliable
>>>>>>transportation, electric power, and comfortable year-round
>>>>>>temperatures.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If you don't like those, feel free to live in a dark cave.
>>>>>
>>>>>you also are being conned...there is no reason to give up the
>>>>>    modern world...
>>>>>
>>>>>once the stone age ended...and life improved because there
>>>>>    was better available...
>>>>>
>>>>>now the filthy fossil fuel age is waning...and again life will
>>>>>    get better, because again there is better available
>>>>
>>>>Sounds like religious dogma.
>>>
>>>i expect that is because you are rather ignorant
>>>
>>>>Harvesters of sunshine and breeze were popular centuries ago. They
>>>>were replaced by something better. Their current incarnations are not
>>>>reliable.
>>>>
>>>>You presented nothing to back up your claim "there is no reason to
>>>>give up the modern world..."
>>>
>>>only you suggested 'giving up the modern world'
>>
>>Where did I suggest that?
> 
> why would i waste time with an ignoramus like you?

That is a perfectly reasonable question abletard.

After all it was you who said sun rise + sun set 
temperature change of 1 degree per hour = weather.

OMG!!! :)

I should have known...

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Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 10:29 +0000
  Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 12:34 +0200
    Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 10:54 +0000
      Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 12:58 +0200
        Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 20:39 +0000
    Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-22 08:01 -0400
      Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 14:13 +0200
        Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-22 08:22 -0400
          Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 14:49 +0200
            Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-22 08:56 -0400
              Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 14:59 +0200
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 22:22 +0000
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-23 10:49 +0200
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-22 21:18 -0400
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-23 09:55 +0200
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-23 07:48 -0400
          Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Joe <joe@jretrading.com> - 2017-06-22 18:27 +0100
            Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 20:27 +0000

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