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| From | Doctor@dizum.com, Death@dizum.com, by@dizum.com, squahed@dizum.com, Oh@dizum.com, this@dizum.com, is@dizum.com, the@dizum.com, big@dizum.com, You@one, hear@dizum.com, that@dizum.com, Some wormy <u@Acquisitiveness.punchiest.insurgent.org> |
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| Subject | Usenet Kook Awards - April 2018 Ballot |
| Message-ID | <d4f7413e93b5bfec106416ceeba166e2@dizum.com> (permalink) |
| Date | 2018-04-18 10:09 +0200 |
| Newsgroups | alt.checkmate, talk.politics.guns, sci.physics, comp.os.linux.advocacy |
| Organization | dizum.com - The Internet Problem Provider |
Cross-posted to 4 groups.
Not that there's a lot of point. It's been a slow kook month, to the point
that this is all we have:
Richie Valens Pilot License Award:
[ ] Checkmaters
[ ] Winged Eel Fingerling
[ ] The poster formerly known as
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[ ] Ko0ks who don't understand how democracy works, for $100, Alex
Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
[ ] I prefer to be brutally honest and truly don't give a shit what some welfare-recipient social justice warrior like Reginald Denny thinks about my religion, how I practise it or how I speak like a huge ignoramus-whiner crybaby.
[ ] Turns out Dont be a pussy's non-stop flooding comments of "VM God" Marek met his own definition of trolling, so he insisted that comment of his was forged by Another newsgroup ruined by a few fucking idiots. Congrats to Kerry Chatwin, Poop vagina and I'd love to see how the javascript I posted to demonstrate a failing of the "arguments" object could be utilized for a "flooding" script...
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SCIENCE FACT: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY IS NOT
THAT GREAT OF A TRILOGY AND DOUGLAS ADAMS IS
AN OVERRATED HACK WHO DESERVED TO DIE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T SCIENCE YES IT IS
WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY A HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE DENIER ?!??!?!
[ ] House Widdershins <sinistre@concentric.net>
[ ] Space Station Computers
[ ] you fat ugly lesbians
[ ] trailer-dwelling dickhead!
[ ] Libtards Are Liars <SPNAKtheLibtards@gmail.com>
The "Everybody is Paul Derbyshire" Award:
[ ] Calling I NOW OWN THIS GROUP a dopehead ...
[ ] TO A MAN AN ORGASM MEANS
[ ] Teh Mop Jockey
[ ] THE FACT OR FICTION TRUTH ABOUT DAN BROWN'S GHOST WRITER CUTTING HIS TEETH ON FASCIST PROPAGANDA
Itchy and Scratchy Award:
[ ] ANOTHER CHILD ASKING TO BE CORNHOLED
[ ] Looks like you're 63128 degrees out from reality, yet again.
[ ] I like those porn vids where I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRIGONOMETRY OR CALCULUS CHECKMATE CUNTBOI's obsession with Snit is EXTREME! gets an enema. It gives me a boner...
[ ] UTAH TEACHER WHO SEXED Why did you name your new sock "If How to post about Has anybody noticed how Bane of The Dweebledork no longer replies to my posts . . . and get away with it - the Godwin's Law FAQ were to ask Kernel Shitsplatz USAF that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or Probably just the wrong number. Get over it, Why did you name your new sock ""You have trouble dealing with reality I see. You are one sick puppy." - Vennie Bowden shattering Irony Meters worldwide.", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day?.", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day? DENIED PAROLE
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do Snit in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right
[ ] I've given Not me. It must be the Dizum forger. I don't do forging, that'd be wrong. Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding.
[ ] X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
[ ] Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by Moi Predicts that Trump will Win in Court in all of his Degenerate forms ... ALREADY. Try taking a sleeping pill He Who Shall Not Be Named. Better yet, take the entire bottle of sleeping pills.
[ ] Winning Like A Boss! <nevergettiredofwinning@gmail.com>
Coward of the Month Award:
[ ] DildoRider
[ ] Do you have a big Twinky for me?
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[ ] Well, you pinheads can just STFU.
Looney Maroon Award:
[ ] Taylor Swift
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[ ] GNU/Linux BETTER Than NASA 63174
[ ] Hello? Anybody home? Can somebody please do dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com> in? You could always blame it on the Alt-Right
Władziu Valentino Liberace Strange Fruit Award:
[ ] BeOS jamborees
[ ] GNU/Linux BETTER Than NASA 20846
[ ] Death by squahed Another newsgroup ruined by a few fucking idiots. Congrats to COMPUTER God Frankenstein Skull Cap Controls socks in various colors and sizes, If he did not read the files then he does not know! prison system on lockdown and Raul Chamgerlain.
[ ] Brought to you courtesy of the red white a blue
[ ] Aren't you glad I introduced you to the Figlet toy... No0b?
[ ] Gary Burnore's 15 Year Old Fondling Victim
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Lodestone Award:
[ ] nekomeepness@gmail.com
[ ] Brought to you courtesy of the red white a blue
[ ] Anatoli Smorin
Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read" Award:
[ ] Scissor Sisters
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[ ] Fancy Feet
[ ] Snit Carroll's Humpback Whale
William F. Buckley "Stop!" Award:
[ ] The planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature
[ ] Janithor
[ ] O MY LORD IF CHECKMATE WOULD STOP ABUSING MIXMIN AND GET BACK TO BEING A DOUCHBAG...
[ ] All my posts were sent by 8:30 PM, and I was in bed by $RANDOM:00 PM. BETTER Than i'm sure we could find other ways to amuse Three Kids in a Suit... 59795
[ ] Sandman Carroll's Narwhal
[ ] Boycotting Nereid <nep@tu.ne> in all of its Degenerate forms.
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[ ] TAKE AN ENTIRE THREAD AND
[ ] I don't know who [THERE IS NO GIF OF MICHAEL JACKSON DRINKING A FAYGO IN A DARK THEATER] is, but I don't do room mates kOok.
[ ] I haven't plonked you yet, but my finger is on the trigger.
Pee-Wee Herman "IKYABWAI" Award:
[ ] nekomeepness@gmail.com
[ ] Snit Carroll's Wallaby
[ ] Can't even get the References header right. <snicker>
[ ] "The Pee-Pee Party Of Trump (The Potty For Winners)" <TrumpTeam@gmail.com> stole cash from students' book bags left behind during National Hoplophobic School Walkout
[ ] O MY LORD IF There is a guy on Craigslist: Melbourne in Therapeutic Services offering much the same thing as "Boseph Jartlo" WOULD STOP ABUSING MIXMIN AND GET BACK TO BEING A DOUCHBAG...
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[ ] https://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/james-gorman.asp?cycle=16
Pullitzer Prize Award:
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[ ] POOP WAS IN MY BUTT
[ ] Yevette Owens
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