Groups | Search | Server Info | Keyboard shortcuts | Login | Register [http] [https] [nntp] [nntps]
Groups > comp.os.linux.advocacy > #461112
| From | % <persent@gmail.com> |
|---|---|
| Newsgroups | comp.os.linux.advocacy, alt.checkmate |
| Subject | Re: Usenet Kook Awards - August 2018 Ballot |
| Date | 2018-08-04 10:09 -0700 |
| Organization | Altopia Corp. - Usenet Access - www.altopia.com |
| Message-ID | <bg1c5f.f9m.19.4@news.alt.net> (permalink) |
| References | <b5fb935639c950be9f3feeb91a428680@dizum.com> |
Cross-posted to 2 groups.
On 2018-08-04 9:57 AM, 'But@dizum.com wrote: > After all the holiday excitement, things have slowed down again, though at > least we have a KotM nominee this month, and murphy made the ballot. Maybe > the big headline here is the fall of a once-respected kookologist; > Kadaitcha Man stared too long into the abyss, and eventually it stared > into him and he lost his grip on sanity, resulting in bouts of him spree- > posting cluelessly-constructed socks, froggeries, and forgeries and > babbling about the ghost Derbyshire. > > Olympic Bronze Medal in the High Jump Award: > [ ] Anonymous <anonymous@foto.nl1.torservers.net> > [ ] Not only is COLA infested, but this crappy THREAD has been polluted by Teh Zuck in all of his Degenerate forms ... ALREADY. Try taking a sleeping pill I strongly urge everyone to boycott this fucking ko0k's six kids. Better yet, take the entire bottle of sleeping pills. > [ ] another borked line > [ ] Email available via polite request in NG. > [ ] Sn!pe > [ ] The end of Cujo DeRhondaDying <cujo@petitmorte.net>! > [ ] I see the dizum-spammer is having another tantrum. > [ ] Snit is just fundamental a Total Tard who should be fractured and planted into the ground as soon as possible. Ooooh! > > Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award: > [ ] https://www.quora.com/profile/Darl-Jake > [ ] Sir Gargles Balls > [ ] The Other Paul Derbyshire > [ ] If Meat Cigrit were to ask nekomeepness@gmail.com that question a couple of years ago, I would have shrugged my shoulders and gave you a cockeyed look, because I had never heard of Usenet or YOU HAVE VEXED THE STRANGER AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON Poopy Weasel. > [ ] If it doesn't say "Who is the fuckerhead flooding the froup?" in the From and come via Eternal-September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's litter box. Real ballots from known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's attention, and ballots from kookologists and anyone else without a recent history of winning kook awards will actually be counted > [ ] Call//text:2082540223" <manimoni316@gmail.com> U.S.A /CANADA Call//text:2082540223 email:healthandbueatypharmacy(@)gmail.com ROXY,MOLLY,XANAX,ADDERALL > [ ] i'm sure we could find other ways to amuse Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist and romathian ambassador DEATH FRANKENSTEIN > ... breaking down right in front of us > > Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Award: > [ ] Puppy Whistle > [ ] Why should I waste my valuable time on kooks like you? > [ ] James Kovaly <jkovaly@mindspring.com> > [ ] Stop spamming alt.slack with your retarded garbage, Take a pill, SnickerTurd... you know you need to.. And while you're at it, get a life, FAG! corruption > [ ] We Tu Low > [ ] Snit Carroll's Platypus > [ ] FILTHY TEENAPER!!!!!!!! > [ ] I THINK WE ALL NEED TO FACE THE FACTS > [ ] I wouldn't bang some skanky ass porn whore who's taken it up the ass from I KNOW THAT YOU READ THIS NONSENSE CHECKMATE going to be buried outside their favorite window with a beautiful memorial. has ZeroTolerance for tobacco and other "wrong ideas". > > Flying Fickle Foam Finger of Fate Award: > [ ] Overqualified for NAMBLA > [ ] 12718 kidnapped, raped and murdered in alleged 'honour killing' after starting relationship with Arab Muslim > [ ] Tim Todd > [ ] Dimwit dizum forger's too dense to know that Gweggles wouldn't post a bare link. > [ ] George Will > [ ] Snit: Please explain Steve Carrol and the police. > [ ] Libtards Running Scared! <snowflakesgonebatty@gmail.com> > [ ] The website devoted to The end of Sir Gargles Balls!? What? But expect What time does Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets start? Or will the crybaby go off and sulk while muttering how "Dink" kicked his ass again? and > /`-. > / `-. > O/ `-. > | `-. > /\ `-. > \_\_ `-. > ########~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`does Sleve McDichael feel lucky, punk?'s crappy server. to increase their attacks and trolling in text -- they are at a loss as to how to handle a medium where they cannot interrupt and snip and the like. > [ ] I wouldn't be terribly surprised if Fakey got caught up in some TOR shit. > [ ] Gorman IS Arizona’s Fred Hall and I don’t mean that as a compliment. > > AUK Office of Palm Sunday Preacher Award: > [ ] MAUKGA > [ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives another borked line a boner... > [ ] Just Thought I Should Mention > |\ /| > ___| \,,/_/ > ---__/ \/ \ > __--/ (D) \ FUCK > /`-. > / `-. > O/ `-. > | `-. > /\ `-. > \_\_ `-. > ########~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`Pink fan fiction > _ -/ (_ \ > // / \_ / ==\ > __-------_____--___--/ / \_ O o) > / / \==/` > / / > || ) \_/\ > || / _ / | > | | /--______ ___\ / \ : > | / __- - _/ ------ | | \ \ > | - - / | | \ ) > | | - | | ) | | > | | | | | | | | > | | < | | | |_/ > < | /__\ < \ > /__\ /___\ > [ ] > 88888b d888b 888b 88 8P 888888 88888b 888 888b 88 88 d888b 88 > 88 88 88 88 88`8b 88 88 88 88 88 88 88`8b 88 88 88 ` 88 > 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88888P 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 88 > 88 88 88 88 88 `8b88 88 88 d8888888b 88 `8b88 88 88 , "" > 88888P `888P 88 `888 88 88 88 `8b 88 `888 88 `888P 88 > > nnnmmm > \||\ ;;;;%%%@@@@@@ \ //, > V|/ %;;%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@ ===Y// > 68=== ;;;;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@ @Y > ;Y ;;%;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Y > ;Y ;;;+;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Y > ;Y__;;;+;%%%%%%@@@@@@@@@@@@@@i;;__Y > iiY"";; "uu%@@@@@@@@@@uu" @"";;;> > Y "UUUUUUUUU" @@ > `; ___ _ @ > `;. ,====\=. .;' > ``""""`==\==' > `;===== > === > > > SCIENCE FACT: THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY IS NOT > THAT GREAT OF A TRILOGY AND Three shriveled dog turds in a suit IS > AN OVERRATED HACK WHO DESERVES TO DIE > > WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T SCIENCE YES IT IS > > WHAT ARE YOU ANYWAY A HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE DENIER ?!??!?! > [ ] Calling someone who smokes weed a dope head > [ ] WTF is it with you, you clueless mental cunt? > [ ] Bo Diddley > [ ] HOT NIGGA BOOT-AY jamborees > > Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award: > [ ] XFCE is not for people with IQ below 100 like Snapper Head > [ ] Ping: Zax > [ ] Pontiff Abdul-Ahad ibn Jahdami al-Is If it doesn't say "SnickerTurd" in the From and come via Eternal-September, it's phony and won't even be shredded and used to line Fluffy's litter box. Real ballots from known kooks might be dignified with Fluffy's attention, and ballots from kookologists and anyone else without a recent history of winning kook awards will actually be counted still displaying signs of complete ownership? I missed it, for some reason. could kill 150,000 people each year in Europe by the end of the century. > [ ] Most of us don't take the time to reply to it either. > [ ] Sir Gergory is Dead! > [ ] kensi > [ ] how stimulating it would be to bend her over the boom and ravish her various openings in broad daylight > [ ] Fakey's Speckled Lotus > > George Clinton Lingering Funk Award: > [ ] This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the libtard problem was implemented. > [ ] Because dolf is here to stay, someone needs to forge him and regurgitate his material in a condensed form so the Modokan can find out what he is chattering about. > [ ] But you yourself said it's the receiver who's gay, not the giver. You're contradicting yourself, Skeet can't be a fag according to your own rules. > [ ] > _____ ____ ____ __ /\_/\ __ _ ______ _____ > / __/ |/ / / / / // // . . \\ \ |\ | / __ \ \ \ __\ > _\ \/ / /_/ / _ / \ / \ \| \| \ \_\ \ \__\ _\ > /___/_/|_/\____/_//_/ \_@_/ \__|\__|\____/\____\_\ > [ ] Solaris hootenannies > [ ] You'd think that if The Activist Mommy was serious about Usenet he'd use something a bit more respectable than Mixmin. > [ ] Dey already found QGF and put dem in a cage. > > Village Idiot Award: > [ ] Renee Behan > [ ] I like those porn vids where a hawt Asian babe gets an enema. It gives me a boner... > [ ] YOU HAVE VEXED I should clarify a little, it's not that I don't find it interesting at all, I actually do, but it's not nearly as exciting as having it serve an end goal. I guess we all have a different idea of what comprises such a goal., my publicist. AND NOW IS THIS CURSE UPON YOU > [ ] CentOS fanfic > [ ] Indeed. in order to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned and the ignorant can suck-start a Harley... > [ ] It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall > > Pullitzer Prize Award: > [ ] Why don't sharks eat I call it 'alt.checkmate is run by Chadlee's Parade of Bad Sockpuppets but most people don't know that On Her Night Out Winding a Grandfather Clock With Her Left Hand!'? > [ ] A New Day, A New Dawn, & Snit is Still a Total Scum Bucket that is rotten to the core. Ooooh! > [ ] Aren't you glad Conrad Norberg introduced you to the Figlet toy... Marketa "kensi 2.0" Jadalova <m-jadalova3@gmail.com>? > [ ] in order to spare the sensibilities of the thin-skinned and the ignorant > [ ] > |\ /| > ___| \,,/_/ > ---__/ \/ \ > __--/ (D) \ FUCK YO HORSE > _ -/ (_ \ > // / \_ / ==\ > __-------_____--___--/ / \_ O o) > / / \==/` > / / > || ) \_/\ > || / _ / | > | | /--______ ___\ / \ : > | / __- - _/ ------ | | \ \ > | - - / | | \ ) > | | - | | ) | | > | | | | | | | | > | | < | | | |_/ > < | /__\ < \ > /__\ /___\ > > Palmjob Paddle Award: > [ ] White Nationalist is Very Sad And and Quite Scared > [ ] I've given I'd appreciate being informed sometime whether Kook Awards are troll or UPA so I'll know how to appropriately respond to the next ranting paranoiac that comes down the pike. Hell on Twitter for his unnatural affiliation for President Harding. > [ ] Hacking HP-UX fan fiction fan fiction > [ ] OK, several in COLA have blamed me for posting with Carroll's accounts and flooding COLA. Ignoring the absurdity of my somehow hacking those accounts (and doing so in a way Carroll, Google, and "several federal agencies" could not stop... my question is how would I or anyone do this? > > Diadem of Dissociation Award: > [ ] This is a perfect example of why the final solution to the libtard problem was implemented. > [ ] I saw a black branch with blood that kept drippin' > [ ] <-- come and amuse your Mistress > [ ] https://Jeff-Relf.Me/DildoRider > [ ] Hey Turkey > [ ] > / \ \ / \ > | | | | > | ' `. COCCYX | : > \ | | \| | > \ | / v \ : > \ \/ _-- __| \ | > \ \_-~ / (*) \ ~-\ | > \_ \ _/-------\.____,_\| | > \ \_,____// _ ___ _ (____> / | > \ < ___) ______ (_____> / > /\ | < ____)/ \(_____> |_/\ > / /\| <_____) | (___> / \ > | ( _<____)\_______/ /// _/ / \ > | \ \_ \\_________/// (__/ \ > | \ \___) \`--\_//--'/ /| > | \ / \ / | > | \_ / ^ \ _/ | > | / | \ | > | / / Jonathon Waters > | / / \ | > | / | | > | | | | > [ ] Rob Stickler's theme song > > Nobel Peace Price Award: > [ ] Boycotting Edmo Wollmann who is still on USENET, at this point, is something of a kook. in all of its Degenerate forms. fanfic > [ ] Cujo DeRhondaDying <cujo@petitmorte.net> > [ ] Why did you name your new sock "https://Jeff-Relf.Me/97569", gezzrgl? Maybe 'cause pandora won't give you the time of day? > [ ] Looks like you're 85377 degrees out from reality, yet again. > [ ] Libtard yes or no doesn't give a shit about what you say about pandora > [ ] I NOW OWN THIS GROUP > [ ] turkey > [ ] This is all because of Snuh, the goddamn stupidest UPA on Usenet! > [ ] "Ms Kitty, DoW #6" <Ms.Kitty@dow.six> > > see , i'm not the stupidest , my troll lied again
Back to comp.os.linux.advocacy | Previous | Next — Previous in thread | Next in thread | Find similar | Unroll thread
Usenet Kook Awards - August 2018 Ballot 'But@dizum.com, you@dizum.com, yourself@dizum.com, said@dizum.com, it's@dizum.com, the@dizum.com, receiver@dizum.com, who's@dizum.com, gay@dizum.com, not the giver.You're <Ugh@Epitaph.skunk's.k00k> - 2018-08-04 18:57 +0200
Re: Usenet Kook Awards - August 2018 Ballot % <persent@gmail.com> - 2018-08-04 10:09 -0700
AW (was Re: Usenet Kook Awards - August 2018 Ballot vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2018-08-04 19:00 +0000
Re: AW (was Re: Usenet Kook Awards - August 2018 Ballot % <persent@gmail.com> - 2018-08-04 12:08 -0700
Re: AW (was Re: Usenet Kook Awards - August 2018 Ballot vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2018-08-04 19:18 +0000
csiph-web