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Re: After some practice runs, the particle collider at CERN is getting ready to deliver physics data Wednesday for the first time in 27 months.

From benj <nobody@gmail.com>
Newsgroups sci.physics, alt.astronomy
Subject Re: After some practice runs, the particle collider at CERN is getting ready to deliver physics data Wednesday for the first time in 27 months.
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Date 2015-06-03 09:55 -0400

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On 06/03/2015 05:42 AM, HVAC wrote:
> On 6/2/2015 6:35 PM, Sesiom wrote:
>>
>>>> "After an almost two-year shutdown and several months of
>>>> re-commissioning, the LHC experiments are ready to take data at the
>>>> unprecedented energy of 13 TeV, almost double the collision energy of
>>>> its first run. This will mark the start of season 2 at the LHC,
>>>> opening the way to new discoveries."
>>>>
>>>> The machine has been going through rigorous testing in the lead-up to
>>>> its heralded *sophomore effort* to unlock the mysteries of dark matter,
>>>> antimatter and the conditions of the universe at the time of the Big
>>>> Bang.
>>
>> why is it a heralded "sophomore effort" ?
>
>
> Because this is its 2nd run up..Ergo, 'sophomore'.

Harlow may know shit about science but he certainly is an expert on 
things "sophomoric".

> Truly the LHC is OUR generation's Stonehenge. Our pyramid.
> A tribute to modern engineering and science.
>
> It's the world's largest microscope.

Worlds largest science boondoggle. Lessee. I want to study how walnuts 
are put together. I've got it! I'll get a bunch and smash them all with 
a sledgehammer and then study the mess that is left afterwards and I'll 
learn exactly how they are!

Praise be the Congress of the United States for Shutting our Boondoggle 
down! (leaving the money for Obamacare... it's time the medical 
community got a cut of the pie)

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Re: After some practice runs, the particle collider at CERN is getting ready to deliver physics data Wednesday for the first time in 27 months. HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com> - 2015-06-03 05:42 -0400
  Re: After some practice runs, the particle collider at CERN is getting ready to deliver physics data Wednesday for the first time in 27 months. benj <nobody@gmail.com> - 2015-06-03 09:55 -0400
    Re: After some practice runs, the particle collider at CERN is getting ready to deliver physics data Wednesday for the first time in 27 months. HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com> - 2015-06-03 18:23 -0400
      Re: After some practice runs, the particle collider at CERN is getting ready to deliver physics data Wednesday for the first time in 27 months. benj <nobody@gmail.com> - 2015-06-03 23:31 -0400
        Re: After some practice runs, the particle collider at CERN is getting ready to deliver physics data Wednesday for the first time in 27 months. HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com> - 2015-06-04 06:42 -0400
          Re: After some practice runs, the particle collider at CERN is getting ready to deliver physics data Wednesday for the first time in 27 months. benj <nobody@gmail.com> - 2015-06-04 10:52 -0400
            Re: After some practice runs, the particle collider at CERN is getting ready to deliver physics data Wednesday for the first time in 27 months. jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com - 2015-06-04 17:33 +0000
            Re: After some practice runs, the particle collider at CERN is getting ready to deliver physics data Wednesday for the first time in 27 months. BDK <Control@Worldcontrol.com> - 2015-06-05 10:12 -0400
              Re: After some practice runs, the particle collider at CERN is getting ready to deliver physics data Wednesday for the first time in 27 months. HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com> - 2015-06-05 11:31 -0400
                Re: After some practice runs, the particle collider at CERN is getting ready to deliver physics data Wednesday for the first time in 27 months. HVAC <Mr.HVAC@gmail.com> - 2015-06-05 13:38 -0400

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