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Re: The Lurkers Support Fakey In Email... LOL! Re: Guess which physicist said this?

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In article <op.yeh8oujutm21m2@benson.localhost>, root@127.0.0.1 says...


> Subject: Re: The Lurkers Support Fakey In Email... LOL!   Re: Guess which physicist said this?
> From: "Fakey's" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117 <root@127.0.0.1>
> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, sci.physics, alt.free.newservers
> 
> On Fri, 18 Mar 2016 00:57:09 -0400, Mustaffa Sheboygan
> <Lunatic.Fringe@the.edge> wrote:
> 
> > In article <7854272526b6ca4355c21e3e0c70a934@dizum.com>,
> > FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx says...
> >
> >
> >> Subject: Guess which physicist said this?
> >> From: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
> >> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx>
> >> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, sci.physics
> >>
> >> Seems the scientific community is on to your game, James.
> >>
> >> An email I got today from a member of that scientific community:
> 
> wow, i didn't know that fake emails could reach a fake email address!
> 

Would Fakey LIE to us?


FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx, AKA: The Friendly Gay-For-Good Cock Wrangler 
did thusly stick his penis head-first into the pencil sharpener again:


"I was in a cafe the other day. Some Muslim asshole passing by saw me
praying before I ate my lightly-seared steak tartare on rye (known as
a cannibal sandwich), came in and started "Allah, Allah"ing me. I
snarked the fuck out of him, got him so mad he was jabbing me in the
ribs with his tiny little fist... prolly because I called Muhammad a
murderous psychopathic boyfucker. LOL

Anyway, after he jabbed me a couple times, I stood up, wrapped one
hand over his face, one behind his head, lifted him up and slammed him
onto his back on an empty table, grabbed my fork and knife, sat down
and said, "Fee fi fo fum.". The guy let out a squeak, scrambled off
the table, fell to the floor, and crab-crawled halfway to the door
before he finally got to his feet. The most hilarious part is he was
going so fast he hit the door and bounced before he opened it.. it
swung in, not out. Prolly broke his nose. LOL

People applauded.

<snicker>"


Message-ID: <76fd4b2c0602db3cd8386f7b95f143a7@dizum.com>

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Fakey's best lie ever!  LOL!

-- 
Mustaffa Sheboygan

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Guess which physicist said this? Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-18 05:39 +0100
  The Lurkers Support Fakey In Email... LOL!   Re: Guess which physicist said this? Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-17 21:57 -0700
    Re: The Lurkers Support Fakey In Email... LOL!   Re: Guess which physicist said this? binky feel good <julianfwaldby@gmail.com> - 2016-03-17 22:03 -0700
      Re: The Lurkers Support Fakey In Email... LOL!   Re: Guess which physicist said this? snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-18 21:17 +0000
    Re: The Lurkers Support Fakey In Email... LOL!   Re: Guess which physicist said this? "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-18 01:11 -0400
      Re: The Lurkers Support Fakey In Email... LOL!   Re: Guess which physicist said this? Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-17 22:45 -0700
        Re: The Lurkers Support Fakey In Email... LOL!   Re: Guess which physicist said this? "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-18 02:05 -0400
    Re: The Lurkers Support Fakey In Email... LOL! Re: Guess which physicist said this? Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-18 17:24 +0100
  Re: Guess which physicist said this? binky feel good <julianfwaldby@gmail.com> - 2016-03-17 22:03 -0700
    Re: Guess which physicist said this? Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-18 19:18 +0100

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