Announcing the Next Bobo Pool!

From	Libtard <libtard@sandernistas.edu>
Subject	Announcing the Next Bobo Pool!
Message-ID	<94479cedd2d5dc2c5f4b159e9ca96262@dizum.com> (permalink)
Date	2018-03-29 20:58 +0200
Newsgroups	alt.checkmate, talk.politics.guns, sci.physics
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Want to bet on which kook will Bobo next? Well now you can! Kookologists 
are eligible to place bets, and kooks who have engaged in blatant 
homicidal ideation are eligible to have bets placed on them. The current 
state of the pool is:

Kook              Likely Bobo-eligible kookery         Bets

Miss "R"     Arson and vehicular homicide (car)

                ^`.            Crybaby snowflakes... IS THE                  
^_              \  \        WORST BLOWJOB EVER              
\ \             {   \                                       
{  \           /     `~~~--__      /                        
{   \___----~~'              `~~-_     ______          _____
 \                         /// a  `~._(_||___)________/___  
 / /~~~~-, ,__.    ,      ///  __,,,,)      o  ______/    \ 
 \/      \/    `~~~;   ,---~~-_`~= \ \------o-'            \
                  /   /            / /                      
                 '._.'  \        _/_/                       
                          GLUG   ';|\      Vehicular homicide (car)
Some people just can't stop talking about that thing     Homicide by gun
Edward Stanfield     Vehicular homicide (train)           $20 (A.H.R. FINALLY GIVING UP THE GHOST)
I did it, David Ritz <dritz@mindspring.com> was my first plonk ever, and when you get plonked you pretty much are dead.     Homicide by gun
Death by squahed balls     Homicide by gun
gaying up yet another thread     Homicide by gun

Total pot:                                             $20

When a kook on the list is nominated for a Bobo, the losers pay the 
winner. If nobody bet on that kook the losers pay into the pot, to be paid 
to the winner the next time there is one.

Place your bets, ladies, gentlemen, and nonbinary peeps! Place your bets!

-- 
FNVWe Nadegda

Fakey couldn't teach a monkey to eat a banana, much less answer a direct
question posed to him. -- Fakey's Dogwhistle Holder

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