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Re: DNA test results

Message-ID <5BD62023.62F8@ix.netcom.com> (permalink)
Date 2018-10-28 13:46 -0700
From The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Newsgroups rec.arts.sf.written, sci.physics, sci.physics.relativity
Subject Re: DNA test results
References <5BD3E262.11E9@ix.netcom.com> <pHBD53.1txG@kithrup.com> <pr4ogd$6es$1@dont-email.me> <optbtd128bqcg43g5d2d781g91b8uca276@4ax.com> <pHBswx.777@kithrup.com>

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Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
> 
> In article <optbtd128bqcg43g5d2d781g91b8uca276@4ax.com>,
> J. Clarke  <jclarke.873638@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Sun, 28 Oct 2018 09:35:24 -0700, Dimensional Traveler
> ><dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
> >
> >>On 10/28/2018 7:48 AM, Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
> >>> In article <pr3i4m$obr$1@dont-email.me>,
> >>> Dimensional Traveler  <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote:
> >>>> On 10/27/2018 8:39 PM, Ninapenda Jibini wrote:
> >>>>> Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> wrote in
> >>>>> news:pr2qml$tdd$1@dont-email.me:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> On 10/27/2018 3:35 PM, Ninapenda Jibini wrote:
> >>>>>>> djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) wrote in
> >>>>>>> news:pH9zK6.209p@kithrup.com:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> In article <XnsA9887A26A6491taustincagmailcom@69.16.179.43>,
> >>>>>>>> Ninapenda Jibini  <taustinca@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) wrote in
> >>>>>>>>> news:pH9sBC.1sH1@kithrup.com:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> In article <XnsA9886C14CEECCtaustincagmailcom@69.16.179.43>,
> >>>>>>>>>> Ninapenda Jibini  <taustinca@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>> benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> wrote in news:pr0tvm$1gl9$3
> >>>>>>>>>>> @gioia.aioe.org:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 10/26/2018 11:58 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> i can buy a DNA test at Walmart...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> but, but...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> but what would it find?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> maybe i got some....cousins who are monkies?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> maybe, maybe...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I got some Martian ancestors!
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Would find large amounts of Neanderthal DNA, Bozo.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> You're an optomist, aren't you?
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> Many, if not most, people of European descent have a
> >>>>>>>>>> *little* Neanderthal DNA.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> That was not the insult I was aiming for. I have doubts that
> >>>>>>>>> Starmaker's DNA is that close to vertebrate, much less
> >>>>>>>>> mammal.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Well, s/he's got to have fingers, at least.  And probably,
> >>>>>>>> eyes.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> So likeliest, s/he's either a vertebrate or a cephalopod.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Or a chatbot. A very broken chatbot written by a very stupid
> >>>>>>> person.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> I think you just insulted broken stupid chatbots.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>> And the stupid people that write them.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> But Dorothy insulted squids first.
> >>>>>
> >>>> Octopi.  They are smarter than squids.  From some of the stories I've
> >>>> heard they're smarter than a fair number of humans.
> >>>
> >>> There was a video on the web once, unfortunately I don't have the
> >>> link, showing an octopus in an aquarium unscrewing a jar in order
> >>> to get the food inside.  With running comment by a human,
> >>> speaking Finnish.
> >>>
> >>In the version I've heard the scary part is that after eating the
> >>octopus puts the remains back in the jar and closes it.  They apparently
> >>also have a habit of escaping from their tanks and going walk about.
> >
> >Here's one opening a jar from the inside.



But, alot of...human beings have trouble opening a jar from the ...outside.

they don't have suction cups on their fingers..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2eT9iLQyoU

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DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-26 20:58 -0700
  Re: DNA test results benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 01:44 -0400
    Re: DNA test results Frank <"frank "@frank.net> - 2018-10-27 09:26 -0400
    Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 09:24 -0700
    Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 09:34 -0700
    Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 17:37 +0000
      Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-27 18:21 +0000
        Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 19:00 +0000
          Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-27 20:57 +0000
            Re: DNA test results benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 17:28 -0400
              Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-28 09:29 +0100
                Re: DNA test results benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-11-03 20:31 -0400
              Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-28 14:45 +0000
                Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-28 16:06 +0100
                Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 22:45 +0000
              Re: DNA test results Mike Spencer <mds@bogus.nodomain.nowhere> - 2018-10-29 02:03 -0300
            Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 22:35 +0000
              Re: DNA test results Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> - 2018-10-27 16:00 -0700
                Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 03:39 +0000
                Re: DNA test results Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> - 2018-10-27 22:40 -0700
                Re: DNA test results J. Clarke <jclarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 09:19 -0400
                Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-28 14:48 +0000
                Re: DNA test results Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> - 2018-10-28 09:35 -0700
                Re: DNA test results J. Clarke <jclarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 14:38 -0400
                Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-28 20:29 +0000
                Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-28 13:46 -0700
                Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-28 13:53 -0700
                Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-28 20:17 +0000
                Re: DNA test results J. Clarke <jclarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 16:39 -0400
                Re: DNA test results Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> - 2018-10-28 19:37 -0700
                Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-29 04:44 +0000
                Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 22:30 +0000
                Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-28 23:36 +0100
                Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-28 23:46 +0100
                Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-29 00:02 +0100
                Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-29 05:16 +0000
                Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <throbbingsausage@gmail.com> - 2018-10-29 05:15 +0000
                Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-29 20:00 +0100
                Re: DNA test results Jibini Kula Tumbili Kujisalimisha <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-29 12:52 -0700
                Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-30 22:53 -0700
            Re: DNA test results J. Clarke <jclarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 19:13 -0400
            Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 17:12 -0700
            Re: DNA test results goldfarb@ocf.berkeley.edu (David Goldfarb) - 2018-10-29 06:20 +0000
              Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-29 12:53 +0000
                Re: DNA test results J. Clarke <jclarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2018-10-29 22:05 -0400
                Re: DNA test results Robert Carnegie <rja.carnegie@excite.com> - 2018-10-29 20:29 -0700
              Re: DNA test results Jibini Kula Tumbili Kujisalimisha <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-29 08:26 -0700
        Re: DNA test results benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 17:16 -0400
        Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 17:10 -0700
        Re: DNA test results synthius2002@yahoo.com - 2018-10-28 22:19 -0700
  Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 09:13 -0700

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