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> > > > > > Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature
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> > > > > > but of course, he's Jewish!
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> > > > > > but i thought bob dylan stole his music from country people..
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> > > > > > he cannot even sing..
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> > > > > http://dissidentvoice.org/2013/12/bob-dylan-and-plagiarism/
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> > > > > https://www.google.com/#q=bob+dylan+plagiarism
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> > > > > "Joni Mitchell accuses Bob Dylan of plagiarism"
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> > > > > Addressing her claim that Dylan is a “plagiarist”, Mitchell explains:
> > > > > “It’s not like I outed him. He stole all of his lines out of a Japanese
> > > > > hoodlum’s novel. There was a lawsuit impending, but it got dropped. He
> > > > > told me ‘I haven’t written a song in years.’ I said, ‘What’re you
> > > > > talking about? Who’s writing them, then?’ He came down to craft.”
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> > > > "If Dylan's a poet, I'm a basketball player." --Norman Mailer Novelist
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> > > If you call Bob Dylan...Literature
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> > > they should give the Nobel Prize to the guy who writes Spiderman comic
> > > books..
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> > > that is what i call...Literature.
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> > Joyce Carol Oates, who is often mentioned as a Nobel contender, called
> > the committee’s choice “inspired,” but suggested that the surviving
> > Beatles might be more deserving. “Arguably, their music is as
> > significant, or more significant, than Bob Dylan’s work,” she said in an
> > email.
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> Of course the responce "the committe" would give is..."But Paul McCartney is not Jewish!"
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> Let me tell you a little story
> about a 18 year old boy
> who wanted a career of
> an artist...
> He decided to attend the
> prestigious Vienna Academy of Fine Arts.
> In October 1907 he withdrew his inheritance
> money from the bank and went to live
> and study in Vienna.
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> He took the two day entrance exam for
> the academy's school of painting.
> Confident and self assured, he awaited the result,
> quite sure he would get in.
> But failure struck him like a bolt of lightning.
> His test drawings were judged unsatisfactory and he was not admitted.
> He was badly shaken by this rejection.
>  He went back to the academy to get an explanation and
>  was told his drawings showed a lack of talent for artistic painting,
> notably a lack of appreciation of the human form.
> He was told, however, that he had some ability for the field of architecture.
> 
> He applied again a year later..
>  he was rejected twice by the
> "admission committee judges" of Vienna’s Academy of Fine Arts.
> 
>  He later wrote a book which he wrote:,
> "That gentleman [the rector] assured me that the drawings I had submitted incontrovertibly showed my unfitness for painting."
> 
> That book became a national best seller... Mein Kampf.
> 
> And he said afterwards..."I bet they regret rejecting me now!"
> 
> Don't get Paul McCartney angry.
> 
> Otherwise, you're gonna get what you ask for...


Paul McCartney is probably screaming right now..."WHAT THE FUCK IS THE PROBLEM WITH THOSE FUCKING PEOPLE??"


Thorbjorn Jagland, chairman of the Nobel Peace Prize 'Committee', said today that President Obama
 “really ought to consider” returning his Nobel Peace Prize Medal immediately, including the “really nice” case it came in. 


And Obama is probably saying right now..."That's it, they are asking for it. I'M GOING TO WIPE OUT THE WHOLE FUCKING 'COMMITTE'!!!"


 ...and the 18 year old boy says, "I told you guys, you got to kill them ALL!!!" "I was doing you guys a favor!" 


And Bob Dylan sez "There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke"

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Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-10-13 09:37 -0700
  Re: Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-10-13 09:39 -0700
    Re: Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-10-13 09:44 -0700
    Re: Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-10-13 10:17 -0700
      Re: Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-10-13 13:30 -0700
        Re: Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature T Guy <tim.bateman@redbridge.gov.uk> - 2016-12-13 05:09 -0800
  Re: Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-10-13 10:22 -0700
    Re: Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-10-13 13:24 -0700
      Re: Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-10-14 10:40 -0700
        Re: Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-10-14 10:53 -0700
          Re: Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-10-14 11:45 -0700
            Re: Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-10-14 12:17 -0700
              Re: Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature Capricorne <capricorne@gmail.com> - 2016-10-14 16:16 -0400
                Re: Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature wdstarr@panix.com (William December Starr) - 2016-10-14 18:56 -0400
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                Re: Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature Michael Black <et472@ncf.ca> - 2016-10-15 20:48 -0400
                Re: Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature anim8rfsk <anim8rfsk@cox.net> - 2016-10-15 18:13 -0700
                Re: Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature trotsky <gmsingh@email.com> - 2016-10-15 04:45 -0500
                Re: Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature Michael Black <et472@ncf.ca> - 2016-10-15 20:46 -0400
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  Re: Bob Dylan Wins Nobel Prize in Literature The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-10-13 11:35 -0700
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