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Re: H bonds get stronger when asymmetry is restored

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A retard who can't figure out how to forge properly attempted to forge his Usenet Lord and Master the Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1, in <news:MPG.31c9ebd11f57c97a989680@free.xsusenet.com> did thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:

>> The multi-frequency split-window technique to
>> determine cloud optical depth and atmospheric humidity has been used
>> for years by NASA.

> I find that *inter<SMACKAMORON!>

You'll find that you are doing a horrible job of forging me, moron. 
It must be due to your broken brain. You may want to get your broken 
brain checked by a reputable doctor who treats morons. LOL

<snicker>

-- 

Chimpy likes tickling pickles.
His picklecycle is a classic.
He visited Greg, who showed him his peg,
but Chimpy only likes Vlasics.

"It's no Vlasic for sure,
but my poor closet door",
said Chimpy as he kneeled on one knee,
"is already broken
so I'll get to throatin',
but after this I get to pee!"

But Gargles had one more condition
before being sucked to perdition.
"Put on this dress
and I'll do the rest,
imagining you're in transition."

The nickel slot glowed furiously hot
and slurping drowned out the sea noise.
Soon Gargles was done, he'd had all his fun.
It was quick because Gargles likes boys.

When Chimpy was done he smacked Gargles' ass
and said, "Now *that's* how to suck it!"
But no Golden Showers for Chimpy, alas.
Greg went to play with his bucket!

Bucket play done Gargles wanted more fun
so he told Chimpy it was his turn.
Chimpy didn't demur, Gargles dropped to the floor
and his throat got a case of cock burn!

"Not to worry", was heard from the retarded turd,
fapping blindingly fast like a fool.
"We'll put everything right by the end of the night.
Just swallow this, trust me, it's cool."

Gargles guzzled for hours before hitting the showers.
"How's the throat?" was the query. "No pain!
So when I am done, we'll have some more fun,
my throat's good so let's do it again!"

On into the night as the waves lapped the boat,
sounds of gagging and slurping and juice.
In that gay little boat, Chimpy battered on throat
'til Gargles said, "Let's call a truce!"

"I can't take any more! You've outgayed me for sure"
Gargles cried as he sat all defeated.

Chimpy beamed victory,
"You can't beat me, you see?
My gayness is just half depleted!"

<snicker>

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Re: H bonds get stronger when asymmetry is restored "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-06-14 08:08 +0200
  Re: H bonds get stronger when asymmetry is restored LotusLooser <FNVW@AUK.xxx> - 2016-06-14 11:24 -0600
    Re: H bonds get stronger when asymmetry is restored "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-06-14 13:32 -0400
    Re: H bonds get stronger when asymmetry is restored "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-06-14 20:27 +0200
      Re: H bonds get stronger when asymmetry is restored "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-06-15 06:48 +0200
        Re: H bonds get stronger when asymmetry is restored LotusLooser <FNVW@AUK.xxx> - 2016-06-15 01:22 -0600
        Re: H bonds get stronger when asymmetry is restored "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-06-16 02:06 +0200
          Re: H bonds get stronger when asymmetry is restored "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-06-16 05:46 +0200
    Re: H bonds get stronger when asymmetry is restored "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-06-14 12:47 -0700
      Re: H bonds get stronger when asymmetry is restored "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-06-14 15:48 -0400
        Re: H bonds get stronger when asymmetry is restored "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-06-14 12:53 -0700
          Re: H bonds get stronger when asymmetry is restored "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-06-14 15:59 -0400
            Re: H bonds get stronger when asymmetry is restored "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-06-14 14:40 -0700
    Re: H bonds get stronger when asymmetry is restored "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-06-14 22:31 +0200
      Re: H bonds get stronger when asymmetry is restored " Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-06-14 16:36 -0600

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