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Murderous Neighbor

From "spacesst" <a@e.op>
Subject Murderous Neighbor
Newsgroups alt.inside-joke
Message-ID <56302962$1_1@mccarragher.org> (permalink)
Organization frugalusenet - www.frugalusenet.com
Date 2015-10-27 21:48 -0400

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A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with
a chain saw."

From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"

"Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged
with killing a paperboy with a shovel."

"You tightwad!" blurts the spectator.

"Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."

"You cheap son of a... " the spectator starts to shout.

The judge thunders back, " I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?"

"I've lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool
when I needed to borrow one?"

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