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| From | "spacesst" <a@e.op> |
|---|---|
| Subject | Murderous Neighbor |
| Newsgroups | alt.inside-joke |
| Message-ID | <56302962$1_1@mccarragher.org> (permalink) |
| Organization | frugalusenet - www.frugalusenet.com |
| Date | 2015-10-27 21:48 -0400 |
A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chain saw." From the back of the courtroom a man shouts, "You lying bastard!" "Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel." "You tightwad!" blurts the spectator. "Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill." "You cheap son of a... " the spectator starts to shout. The judge thunders back, " I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?" "I've lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?"
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Murderous Neighbor "spacesst" <a@e.op> - 2015-10-27 21:48 -0400
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