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Re: The Circlon theory, explained

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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Tr!pe the Hypoxic ChickenFucker (aka Steve Hall), in
<news:1mb2iu6.izrxq5103603rN%snipe@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> did thusly
jump head first into the wood chipper again:

> 7 <email_at_www_at_enemygadgets_dot_com@enemygadgets.com> wrote:

>> Y.Porat wrote:

>>> My circlon theory is is circular, in the traditional
>>> manner - the sense of it is being round.  When it
>>> circles, it travels on a diameter back to where it
>>> originally started, in a sort of arc path which is
>>> curved.

>> That assumes space is linear which it doesn't have to be.
>> And since it isn't there is nothing to specify 
>> what keeps your circles in cicular form, and if there
>> was something to keep it in circular form, then that something is 
>> not understood, which also implies you don't understand
>> what it is that motivates your circles to be non circular
>> in non linear space.
>> 
>> I am happy for you that that is as clear as it can ever be - OK?!

> WooWoo! This one's a real k00k, I've seen him before. 
> Who's good at science around here? I reckon he's ripe for hooking. 

The Circlon Theory isn't even his. James Carter developed the theory
of Circlon Synchronicity using three trash cans, rubber sheets and a
disco ball.

The basic premise behind his theory is that the neutron is an "egg"
which produces protons and electrons. The theory states that there is
no mass-energy equivalency, that the energy released during fission or
fusion is due solely to inter-molecular inertia being converted from
rotational to linear, like billions of tiny watch springs being
instantly unwound. He actually states that if one were to gather up
all the bits and pieces of a nuclear bomb after it's exploded, one
could reassemble the bomb because none of the mass has been converted
to energy... of course, every reaction in which energy is released is
subject to the well-known mathematically and empirically-proven
mass-energy equivalency (notated equationally as E^2=P^2c^2+m^2c^4)...
*every* reaction.

Under the Circlon Theory, chemical explosions would be utterly unable
to release an EMP... and we known that's not true (when a ton of TNT
explodes, 0.47e-10 kg worth of TNT is converted directly to energy).
That's how flux compression generators work, and they were developed
in the 1950s.

And of course, under the Circlon Theory, radiation couldn't exist, so
I expect the kooks will be vacationing at Hotel Fukushima. And they
won't be taking their radios... their radios can't pick up any signals
anyway, according to the Circlon Theory.

If you like, I can get into a mathematical dissection of this
whackadoodle theory... but it's so laughably wrong there's little
point.

<snicker>

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Tr!pe the Hypoxic ChickenFucker squawked, in
<news:1l9enri.1boemg21mhmo5lN%snipe@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>:
"If you want to know about bird sex, just ask me."

Steve Hall fucks birds. LOL

Slow bird sex... if Tr!pe chickenfucks fast, he turns blue. LOL
Too much chickenspooge clogging up his lungs. LOL
That's why he's too stupid to do simple math. Lack of oxygen. LOL
That also explains his rampant paranoia. Hypoxic brain damage. LOL
And his segue to human penis... birds aren't enough for him now. LOL

Maths Fail:
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Paranoia Will Destroy Ya:
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Tr!pe The Penis Obsessed Poof:
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The Circlon theory, explained "Y.Porat" <y.y.porat@gmail.com> - 2015-09-20 10:44 -0700
  Re: The Circlon theory, explained Siri Cruz <chine.bleu@yahoo.com> - 2015-09-20 12:33 -0700
    Re: The Circlon theory, explained snipe@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) - 2015-09-20 22:01 +0100
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      Re: The Circlon theory, explained "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2015-09-20 17:11 -0400
        Re: The Circlon theory, explained "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-09-20 14:57 -0700
    Re: The Circlon theory, explained "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. DoW #10" <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2015-09-20 17:10 -0400
      Re: The Circlon theory, explained snipe@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) - 2015-09-20 22:19 +0100
        Re: The Circlon theory, explained "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. DoW #10" <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2015-09-20 18:08 -0400
          Re: The Circlon theory, explained snipe@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) - 2015-09-20 23:12 +0100
            Re: The Circlon theory, explained "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2015-09-20 18:32 -0400
      Re: The Circlon theory, explained Siri Cruz <chine.bleu@yahoo.com> - 2015-09-20 14:47 -0700
        Re: The Circlon theory, explained snipe@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) - 2015-09-20 23:01 +0100
          Re: The Circlon theory, explained Siri Cruz <chine.bleu@yahoo.com> - 2015-09-20 16:34 -0700
            Re: The Circlon theory, explained snipe@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) - 2015-09-21 00:51 +0100
              Re: The Circlon theory, explained "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. DoW #10" <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2015-09-20 19:57 -0400
                Re: The Circlon theory, explained snipe@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) - 2015-09-21 01:01 +0100
                Re: The Circlon theory, explained "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. DoW #10" <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2015-09-20 20:19 -0400
                Re: The Circlon theory, explained snipe@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) - 2015-09-22 08:37 +0100
                Re: The Circlon theory, explained "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-09-20 21:32 -0700
        Re: The Circlon theory, explained "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. DoW #10" <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2015-09-20 18:15 -0400
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  Re: The Circlon theory, explained 7 <email_at_www_at_enemygadgets_dot_com@enemygadgets.com> - 2015-09-20 21:04 +0100
    Re: The Circlon theory, explained snipe@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) - 2015-09-20 22:11 +0100
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    Re: The Circlon theory, explained Siri Cruz <chine.bleu@yahoo.com> - 2015-09-20 14:33 -0700
      Re: The Circlon theory, explained "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2015-09-20 14:42 -0700
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