IT'S A REAL POST

From	Jed Clampett <jc@invalid.invalid>
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Subject	IT'S A REAL POST
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Date	2016-08-24 06:12 +0200
Newsgroups	alt.usenet.kooks, sci.physics
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George Armstrong Custer "Kicked @$$" Award:
 [ ] Stumpy
 [ ] Fat Jeanne
 [ ] Edmo Wollmann
 [ ] Re: [KOOKNOTE] someone is forging me

Coward of the Month Award:
 [ ] Really Lardy Veteran
 [ ] Fat Jeanne
 [ ] Harlow Campbell
 [ ] Burblefroth

Jeff Daniels in 'Dumb and Dumber' Shitsplatz Award:
 [ ] gay named Guido from Jersey
 [ ] Andre's Pink Champagne
 [ ] this isn't the first time you've had your stupid ass kicked, causing you to bleat so hard you got your frothnozzle crimped shut...
 [ ] Some pathetic loser hoping to make himself appear as awesome as his Usenet Lord and Master
 [ ] Edmo

Lodestone Award:
 [ ] Waylon Jennings, George Strait, Kitty Wells, Conway Twitty
 [ ] Special tiles to the ceiling.
 [ ] big frothy frothnozzle

Bolo Bullis Foam Duck Award:
 [ ] Troll Flooder Michael "mrtravel" Voight
 [ ] ChoadGobbler
 [ ] we're supposed to be losing to *China* and *Russia*
 [ ] a man who give himself oral sex

Jayne Kulikauskas "Chump of the Summer" Pin Award:
 [ ] Nads even had a paranoid breakdown and blamed Janithor for frogging him.
 [ ] You global warmingtards
 [ ] A Little Spankard Bitch
 [ ] a pot-grower living in Japan and married to a Japanese pop music star named Lady Spade.
 [ ] Run away Paul Derbyshire

George Pickett Memorial Trophy Award:
 [ ] a whack'd out 'shr00m gurgler and a lycra clad bucket rider
 [ ] The Meow
 [ ] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

Richard Pryor "Who you callin' "Nigger", HONKEY!?" Award:
 [ ] Jobless Pissbum
 [ ] Tr!pe The Penis Obsessed Poof
 [ ] TOSEM (Pie Gurl) PiG@yahoo.com WINNER - Kook of the Year 2012

Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker Award:
 [ ] the fish that got away, all because Chimpy didn't have $5 or a rock of crack as payment.
 [ ] Say hello to big John Wayne, xylophone
 [ ] Trailer Trash Tony

Mitch Hedberg These Ants Don't Do Shit on Their Farm Award:
 [ ] Yer momma gimme good head.
 [ ] Fakey-like typing

George Clinton Lingering Funk Award:
 [ ] Come in Rodney Slater on the saxophone
 [ ] There's only a 1 in 4350 chance that it's an MD5 hash collision.
 [ ] a man who gives anal sex to another man
 [ ] DinkleFail

Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart Award:
 [ ] I did one bathrooms years ago
 [ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist
 [ ] Janithor's contributions during the Tetrarchy era
 [ ] Antonio Banderas is attractive in a gay way

Hal Linden My Name is Really Harold Lipshitz Award:
 [ ] George Will
 [ ] a man who receives oral sex from another man

Tony Sidaway Drama Queen Award:
 [ ] Pee Scent
 [ ] a man who gives himself manual sex

Village Pump Award:
 [ ] Yeah! Digging General de Gaulle on accordion.
 [ ] Kadaitcha Man
 [ ] Snarky, Demon Lord of Confusion
 [ ] Lord Snooty and his pals, tap dancing.
 [ ] Widdershins

George Jefferson Jive Turkey Award:
 [ ] a job flipping burgers or scrubbing toilets
 [ ] Shiny Tinfoil Spankard
 [ ] Inventor of the \Wounded Fish" Jonah Troll

Ministry of Circle Jerks Award:
 [ ] giant spiked squirming dildos and anal lube
 [ ] Fakey's secret homo lover
 [ ] 4350 Kids in a Suit
 [ ] George Harrison

Kenny McCormick Memorial Medal Award:
 [ ] Are you a squirter?
 [ ] he threw his keyboard down the steps and hit send.
 [ ] for mocking happily married straight couples with six kids
 [ ] Willie Nelson, Hank Williams, Dolly Parton, Loretta Lynn

Flying Fickle Foam Finger of Fate Award:
 [ ] your Usenet Lord and Master
 [ ] QGF
 [ ] LOL!  Fakey's a Mathematical Moron!
 [ ] Harlow Campbell

Nancy Reagan "Just Say NO!" Award:
 [ ] Some pathetic loser hoping to make himself appear as awesome as his Usenet Lord and Master
 [ ] butthurt nancy boy seeking foreign relations
 [ ] Roofshadow

Busted Urinal Award:
 [ ] A 1 in 18 quintillion 446 quadrillion 744 trillion 73 billion 709 million 551 thousand 616 chance
 [ ] Boseph Jartlo
 [ ] SuzeeQ
 [ ] The only thing AB proved

Billy Madison "We are all now stupider for having listened to you." Award:
 [ ] shiny kachina neon <nunya@biz.nez>
 [ ] Burblefroth
 [ ] The obese, abusive, ugly, snaggle-toothed, giant-headed, stalking, gay 'bear' biker retard who likes to surf gay porn sites as 'BlancoBear' while wearing only assless chaps, a ball gag, and a colostomy bag

Jared from Subway Diddler Award:
 [ ] Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
 [ ] Re: [KOOKNOTE] someone is forging me
 [ ] WAIT! LOOK OVER THERE! SOCKED UP AS THE ASSWORM! IT'S D ... D ... IT'S D ... *IT'S DERBYSHIRE*! AIIIIEEE! RUN!
 [ ] Yer momma gimme good head.
 [ ] Bite My Shiny Metal Hubcaps

Gary Coleman "Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Award:
 [ ] http://ratemypoo.com
 [ ] Robert Michael Wolfe
 [ ] Jimmy Rodgers, Marty Robbins, Reba McEntire, Charley Pride
 [ ] Dan Quayle
 [ ] Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist

Vincent Van Gogh Golden Ear Award:
 [ ] Deep River, ON, Canada
 [ ] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus

William Shakespeare Old Globe Inferno Award:
 [ ] FFS, Gargles, stop bottlehumping Andre and get an education.
 [ ] <snickerTuRDaround>

72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award:
 [ ] the Catch-22 that is your life
 [ ] Ray Banana
 [ ] gableFabler

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How did you do it Fakey? Skeet Royal Order Of The DoW # 420 <Skidaddle@chote.com> - 2016-08-22 12:20 -0600
  Re: How did you do it Fakey? Skeet Royal Order Of The DoW # 420 <Skidaddle@chote.com> - 2016-08-22 20:55 -0600
    Re: How did you do it Fakey? "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-08-22 20:04 -0700
      Re: How did you do it Fakey? "Checkmate, DoW #1" <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2016-08-22 20:27 -0700
        Re: How did you do it Fakey? "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-08-22 20:29 -0700
          Re: How did you do it Fakey? "Checkmate, DoW #1" <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2016-08-22 20:54 -0700
            Re: How did you do it Fakey? "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-08-22 21:13 -0700
              Re: How did you do it Fakey? "Ms Kitty Royal Order of the DoW #6" <Kitty@Dow.#6> - 2016-08-23 18:45 -0500
            Re: How did you do it Fakey? "Ms Kitty Royal Order of the DoW #6" <Kitty@Dow.#6> - 2016-08-23 18:43 -0500
              Re: How did you do it Fakey? "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-08-24 20:29 -0400
      Re: How did you do it Fakey? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-08-23 14:47 +0100
        Re: How did you do it Fakey? "Ms Kitty Royal Order of the DoW #6" <Kitty@Dow.#6> - 2016-08-23 18:47 -0500
          Re: How did you do it Fakey? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-08-24 11:04 +0100
            Re: How did you do it Fakey? "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-08-24 20:31 -0400
              Re: How did you do it Fakey? "Checkmate, DoW #1" <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2016-08-24 17:37 -0700
    Re: How did you do it Fakey? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-08-24 04:29 +0200
      Re: How did you do it Fakey? Skeet Royal Order Of The DoW # 420 <Skidaddle@chote.com> - 2016-08-23 20:36 -0600
        Re: How did you do it Fakey? "Checkmate, DoW #1" <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2016-08-23 20:18 -0700
        Re: How did you do it Fakey? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-08-25 05:51 +0200
          Re: How did you do it Fakey? Skeet Royal Order Of The DoW # 420 <Skidaddle@chote.com> - 2016-08-25 00:49 -0600
            Re: How did you do it Fakey? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-08-26 08:08 +0200
              Re: How did you do it Fakey? Skeet Royal Order Of The DoW # 420 <Skidaddle@chote.com> - 2016-08-26 06:51 -0600
                Re: How did you do it Fakey? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-08-27 05:12 +0200
                Re: How did you do it Fakey? Skeet Royal Order Of The DoW # 420 <Skidaddle@chote.com> - 2016-08-26 22:17 -0600
                Re: How did you do it Fakey? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-08-28 06:41 +0200
                Re: How did you do it Fakey? Skeet Royal Order Of The DoW # 420 <Skidaddle@chote.com> - 2016-08-28 10:12 -0600
                Re: How did you do it Fakey? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-08-29 05:34 +0200
  Re: How did you do it Fakey? "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-08-23 08:16 -0600
  IT'S A REAL POST "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burkesgurlz@t-girls.com> - 2016-08-24 05:47 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST Fecal Neighborhood Vagina Wrinkle <""@.> - 2016-08-24 05:47 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST "Ras Mikaere Enoch Mc Carty" <moaulanui@hotmail.co.nz> - 2016-08-24 05:52 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST "Ms Kitty Royal Order of the DoW #6" <Kitty@Dow.#6> - 2016-08-24 05:52 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST Freddy <frd@frd.com> - 2016-08-24 05:57 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST Put Something <random@here> - 2016-08-24 05:57 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST "Ras Mikaere Enoch Mc Carty" <moaulanui@hotmail.co.nz> - 2016-08-24 05:57 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST Fecal Neighborhood Vagina Wrinkle <""@.> - 2016-08-24 06:12 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST Jed Clampett <jc@invalid.invalid> - 2016-08-24 06:12 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST Sister Fister <sis@fist.ugh> - 2016-08-24 06:17 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST dolf <dolfboek@hotmail.com> - 2016-08-24 06:22 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST "Ms Kitty Royal Order of the DoW #6" <Kitty@Dow.#6> - 2016-08-24 06:22 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST Sister Fister <sis@fist.ugh> - 2016-08-24 06:27 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-08-24 06:27 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-08-24 06:32 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST Skeet Royal Order Of The DoW # 420 <Skidaddle@chote.com> - 2016-08-24 06:42 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST Sister Fister <sis@fist.ugh> - 2016-08-24 06:47 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST "Mr. Smartypants Royal Order Of The DoW #4" <bunghole-jonnie@lycos.com> - 2016-08-24 06:47 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burkesgurlz@t-girls.com> - 2016-08-24 06:47 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST Grandpa Doppelganger <trvth@invalid.invalid> - 2016-08-24 07:04 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST Nagenda <tamponstringfuse@feminazi.gov> - 2016-08-24 07:14 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST <very@random> - 2016-08-24 07:14 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST Put Something <random@here> - 2016-08-24 07:21 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST dale <dale@dalekelly.org> - 2016-08-24 07:27 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-08-24 07:37 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST pandora <pandora@peak.org> - 2016-08-24 07:53 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-08-24 08:25 +0200
  IT'S A REAL POST "Checkmate, DoW #1"@dizum.com, ricksabian1@gmail.com - 2016-08-24 08:48 +0200
  Re: Last week I was Paul Derbyshire... "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW# 1"  <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-08-24 09:39 +0200
  Re: The week before that, I was Gergles... Jed Clampett <jc@invalid.invalid> - 2016-08-24 19:47 +0200
  Re: The week before the week before that, I was Lamey... "Ms Kitty Royal Order of the DoW #6" <Kitty@Dow.#6> - 2016-08-24 20:50 +0200
  Re: The week before the week before that, I was Lamey... "Mr. Smartypants Royal Order Of The DoW #4" <bunghole-jonnie@lycos.com> - 2016-08-25 06:49 +0200

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