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Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating...

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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Janithor, in <news:najhhj$at9$2@news.albasani.net> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:

> On 2/23/2016 9:44 PM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus wrote:

>> .... all day, and it's all about the latest victory of their Usenet
>> Lord and Master, accomplished via a relative handful of posts. Too
>> easy... because the spankards are morons.
>>
>> SPNAAAAAAAK!
>>
>> <snicker>

> Do you think the awards should be revived, like the proverbial phoenix?

Would that contribute to the already benchmark level of hilarity as
the kooks get drop-kicked across Usenet daily?

<snicker>

-- 

Kensi the moron wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================

Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.

Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176

Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the
units.

The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.

Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.

You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================

But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry
problems.

Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".

In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.

He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*.

Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of
magnetic attraction.

Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work,
and therefore a universe which could not exist.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.

Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.

Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.

The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.

Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.

Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
slumpy dumpy frumpy lumpy loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.

That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.

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Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-24 06:44 +0100
  Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2016-02-23 22:10 -0800
    Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-24 19:19 +0100
      Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-24 11:57 -0700
  Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-02-27 03:32 -0500
    Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2016-02-27 00:40 -0800
      Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-02-27 04:44 -0500
    Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-27 20:18 +0100
      Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2016-02-28 04:17 +0000
        Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-27 21:21 -0800
          Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-28 19:25 +0100
            Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-28 12:04 -0700
              Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-02-29 03:23 +0800
                Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-28 12:30 -0700
                Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-02-29 03:56 +0800
                Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-28 14:58 -0500
                Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-29 07:43 +0100
      Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-02-28 02:25 -0500
        Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-28 19:00 +0100
          Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-28 11:21 -0700
            Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-28 14:03 -0500
          Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-02-28 14:23 -0500
            Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-02-28 14:29 -0500
            Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-29 07:53 +0100
              Re: Wow, look at all the spankards bleating... Skeeter <skeet@invalid.invalid> - 2016-02-29 05:44 -0700

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