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Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you.

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Newsgroups	alt.privacy.anon-server, alt.comp.os.windows-11, alt.comp.os.windows-10
From	anon <noreply@mixmin.net>
Date	2026-05-19 03:30 +0100
Subject	Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you.

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Imagine following all the Micro$oft rule$, setting up your computer, 
creating a Micro$oft account and configuraing your computer to be "safe" 
with UEFI and "Secure Boot".

Except the certificate expires in June 2026 and it won't boot after that.

If your computer has no entitlement, it cannot get the updated certificate 
and you are shit out of luck.

Anything 2023 forward supposedly is okay and will get updates.  Before
that?  Tough.

What if it doesn't?  All your boots are belong to us data recovery
companies.

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Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. anon <noreply@mixmin.net> - 2026-05-19 03:30 +0100
  Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> - 2026-05-18 23:20 -0500
    Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 02:08 -0400
      Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Lynn McGuire <lynnmcguire5@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 23:06 -0500
  Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 13:48 +0800
    Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "s|b" <me@privacy.invalid> - 2026-05-19 15:02 +0200
      Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 22:48 +0800
        Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "s|b" <me@privacy.invalid> - 2026-05-19 16:53 +0200
          Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 11:04 -0400
    Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog JJ <jj4public@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 20:37 +0700
      Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "Mr. Man-wai Chang" <toylet.toylet@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 22:47 +0800
      Re: Act now: Secure Boot certificates expire in June 2026 - Windows IT Pro Blog "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 11:00 -0400
  Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Philip Herlihy <nothing@invalid.com> - 2026-05-19 11:44 +0100
    Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "s|b" <me@privacy.invalid> - 2026-05-19 14:40 +0200
      Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "....winston" <winstonmvp@gmail.com> - 2026-05-19 10:31 -0400
        Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "s|b" <me@privacy.invalid> - 2026-05-19 16:55 +0200
          Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "J. P. Gilliver" <G6JPG@255soft.uk> - 2026-05-19 18:48 +0100
            Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. "s|b" <me@privacy.invalid> - 2026-05-20 15:34 +0200
      Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Philip Herlihy <nothing@invalid.com> - 2026-05-21 11:22 +0100
    Re: Microsoft intends to kill your computer, no Secure Boot updates for you. Stan Brown <someone@example.com> - 2026-05-19 17:46 -0700

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