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Re: Clear Air Turbulence is called Clear Air Turbulence for good reason

From snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe)
Newsgroups alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks, sci.physics
Subject Re: Clear Air Turbulence is called Clear Air Turbulence for good reason
Date 2016-03-24 08:05 +0000
Organization Sn!peCo World Wide Wading Birds
Message-ID <1mklvo1.95fjjqaxt7koN%snipeco.2@gmail.com> (permalink)
References (17 earlier) <848cbf9769a0e90a0ad6ec9d5bd22872@dizum.com> <op.yerm7xiwtm21m2@benson.localhost> <f054aea2e36dd3bff483497d974114dc@dizum.com> <op.yesg5mrjtm21m2@benson.localhost> <b65023d62e206c33c65b37bca73c8477@dizum.com>

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Fakey Neighborhood Monkey Spnaker Ersatzus 
<FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> convinced us all when he wrote:


> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
> 
> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
> DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
> socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
> <news:op.yesg5mrjtm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
> into the wood chipper again:
> 
> > On Wed, 23 Mar 2016 13:28:30 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood
> > Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> 
> >> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
> >> DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
> >> socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
> >> <news:op.yerm7xiwtm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
> >> into the wood chipper again:
> 
> >>> On Tue, 22 Mar 2016 23:57:04 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood
> >>> Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> 
> >>>> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
> >>>> DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
> >>>> socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
> >>>> <news:op.yeq29u15tm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
> >>>> into the wood chipper again:
> 
> >>>>> yes, i do... but I am delighted to inform you that you can make your
> >>>>> very
> >>>>> own!
> >>>>>
> >>>>> just go to this page:
> >>>>>
> >>>>> http://www.sandsmuseum.com/cars/elise/experience/competition/sportexige/
> >>>>>
> >>>>> scroll down to
>>>>>><http://www.sandsmuseum.com/cars/elise/experience/competition/sportexige/sportexigeinterior.jpg>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> open your favorite image editor and flip/mirror the image horizontally
> >>>>> so it doesn't look like a right-side driver from europe and then crop
> >>>>> the
> >>>>> image to hide the now reversed lettering on the side of the seat.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> fakeySPNAK!!!!!
> 
> >>>> Gee, and that wouldn't be because the same shop did that Lotus and
> >>>> mine, right? DUUURRRHHH!
> >>>>
> >>>> I guess you didn't think about it too awful much... wouldn't the
> >>>> speedometer needle be on the wrong side if the image were reversed,
> >>>> Moron?
> 
> >>> let's let everybody decide:
> >>>
> >>> http://i.imgur.com/iwl3rkg.png
> 
> >>>> Doh! DildoRider yet again fucks up because he's Robert Michael Wolfe
> >>>> the Uber-Obsessed Mega-Moron.
> >>>>
> >>>> But I do note you've been raping the holy living *shit* out of Google
> >>>> because you're so obsessed with your Usenet Lord and Master. LOL!
> 
> >>> i googled: lotus exige interior... and i found the same pic that you
> >>> "google raped" for, i suppose.
> 
> >> Translation:
> >> "I admit I've spent months raping Google. I finally found a right-hand
> >> drive car of the same model, modified in the same shop, and can't
> >> understand why they'd use the same components and component
> >> placement... they *must* use everything different for every car they
> >> do because that would minimize their profit and maximize the time
> >> necessary for each modification and support my delusion! Why is that
> >> speedometer needle not reversed, dammit? Why am I *so* obsessed and
> >> retarded, dammit?"
> 
> > why would they swap the positions of the red and yellow buttons on the
> > center console?
> 
> Because in all your photo-fitting and jiggering, you've additionally
> flipped those, you stalking lying scumbag. LOL
        
        
        
        B  U  L  L  S  H  I  T
        
        
        
> 
> I note you've now spent months obsessively stalking your Usenet Lord
> and Master, and days poring over every single pixel of two separate
> images, and altering those images so they'd line up, as means of
> justifying your insanity and stalking, DildoRider. LOL
> 
> <http://i.imgur.com/gchDiBs.png>
> 
> I took that on my way to eat lunch. I tried to make an index card with
> backward writing so the SPANKY-SPANKY! reflection would show up with 
> frontward writing, but apparently I can't write backward legibly, so 
> you gets what you gets.
> 
> That's one area of The Giant Killer that doesn't have logos. It took a
> bit of doing to jockey my position so the shadow didn't fuck it up, 
> and the card had to be held at just the right distance and angle to 
> try to line up its reflection with the car's badge, and the breeze 
> kept whipping the card back and forth, but...
> 
> SPNAK!
> 
> Now DildoRider will be *forced* to spend the next two months poring
> over every single pixel and raping Google. Again. LOL
> 
> > i find it uncanny that the buttons on the steering wheel are also  
> > transposed.
> 
> It's uncanny that you're altering the images so they match up, as
> means of justifying your months of stalking, DildoRiding Stalker? LOL
> 
> >> Robert Michael Wolfe of Pittsburgh, PA admits he's an obsessed moronic
> >> real-life stalker. LOL
> 
> > what?  did i repeatedly k'lame to have come to your house and inspected
> > your gables, or something?
> 
> GableTard *still* doesn't know what a gable is. He proved it by taking
> a photo of the *top* of his roof. LOL
> 
> Fag. LOL
> Idiot. LOL
> Moron. LOL
> Tranny. LOL
> Libtard. LOL
> Crackhead. LOL
> GableTard. LOL
> DildoRider. LOL
> Bad Musician. LOL
> Stick Figure. LOL
> Terrible Liar. LOL
> Obsessed Retard. LOL
> Sinewave Spammer. LOL
> Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
> Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
> Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
> Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
> Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
> Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
> Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In Usenet History. LOL
> 
> <snicker>


-- 
^Ï^.           Sn!pe           <snipeco.1@gmail.com> 

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