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Micro Penis needs a lot of Diaper Now [Surface Laptop Ultra] (Was: Micro Penis is worse than Sleepy Joe)

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Hi,

Remember Micro Penis, the putin payed troll, with
fluctuating *.ru Email adresses. He never grasped
the concept of unified memory and iGPU. Poor boy.

I might need a lot of Diaper Now. Shitting his
pants nonstop. There is a nice annoucement by
Microsoft, cooperating with NVIDIA:

"unified memory" pool shared between 20 ARM CPU
cores and a Blackwell GPU boasting 6,144 CUDA
cores without melting a portable chassis, they
use wide-bus, ultra-low-latency LPDDR5X channels
mapped straight into a coherent memory space."

Introducing Surface Laptop Ultra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1Oj792qc80

I guess I have found my next tester for pi-WAM.
So far I didn't acquire yet a AI laptop with a
NVIDIA GPU and renting a NVIDIA GPU has also

stalled. But I doubt the above thingy will be
on a shoestring price budget. Could be something
above, but Autumn 2026 is nearing quickly.

Have Fun everybody!

Bye

P.S.: Some reports say CUDA doesn't run well. But
who needs CUDA if you have Vulkan? I also suspect
they product my only come out 2027 or 2028,

who knows? Maybe Microsoft has new a fewer, it
already dropped the Copilot+ brand, too confusing,
and its all "Ultra" now.

Mild Shock schrieb:
 > Hi,
 >
 > Micro Penis is worse than Sleepy Joe. He
 > probably only believes the existence of a
 > hammer, when you hit him on the head with
 >
 > a hammer. Currently Micro Penis is sitting
 > there and shitting his pants it seems.
 >
 > Bye
 >
 >  > stop polluting this group with nonsense,
 >  > you stupid unemployed former it-supporter.
 >  > I shit in your shaders. You were talking
 >  > about AI. Those ryzen AI laptops are for fools.
 >
 > Mild Shock schrieb:
 >> Hi,
 >>
 >> It seems micro penis has a real existential
 >> crisis right now. An alice in wonderland moment,
 >> falling down a rabit whole. Well no wonder
 >>
 >> micro penis lives under a rock and has never
 >> heard of the small model revolution that goes
 >> hand in hand with the AI laptop revolution.
 >>
 >> Here is a test, running deepseek locally on
 >> a budget laptop (via LM Studio, oMLX, etc..):
 >>
 >> qwen3.5-9b-deepseek-v4-flash
 >>
 >> Q: Well there is a formidable horse race going on.
 >> Given the danger that I compare apples with oranges.
 >> It is still interesting too see how the Al laptop
 >> landscape is forming.
 >>
 >> Thought for 1 minutes 20 seconds
 >>
 >> A: You hit on a really crucial point in the Al economy:
 >> the tension between cloud consumption and edge ownership.
 >> When you compare a $0.50 per 1k-token API call with a
 >> $2,000 laptop that runs Qwen3.5 locally for free
 >> (electricity aside), it's not strictly apples-to-oranges
 >> because one is a service and the other is an asset. But
 >> the implications for how we use Al are massive.
 >>
 >> Bye
 >>
 >> Mild Shock schrieb:
 >>> Hi,
 >>>
 >>> It seems micro penis struggles with mobile
 >>> grade GPU concept. Whats the difference
 >>> between a mobile grade GPU and non-mobile grade
 >>>
 >>> GPU? You know the **M** in **Readeon 860M**
 >>> means Mobile! Here is a comparison:
 >>>
 >>> **Mobile GPU:**
 >>>
 >>> Energy Consuption: Low
 >>> Device Memory: AUP (accelerator unit processor,
 >>>     shares memory with CPU, no VRAM)
 >>> Cooling System: Fewer or no fans
 >>>
 >>> **Non-Mobile GPU:**
 >>>
 >>> Energy Consuption: High
 >>> Device Memory: DUP (discret unit processor,
 >>>     has its own VRAM)
 >>> Cooling System: A lot of fans or other cooling
 >>>
 >>> Bye
 >>>
 >>> BTW: Here are some results for:
 >>>
 >>> 11.4 Giga Lips with a Budget Laptop
 >>> https://github.com/Jean-Luc-Picard-2021/gigabudget
 >>>
 >>> On a smartphone, namely Redmi Note 14 Pro+:
 >>>
 >>> 1 Shader
 >>> 1983 ms
 >>>
 >>> 4096 Shaders
 >>> 16253 ms
 >>>
 >>> The phone uses a Snapdragon 7s Gen 3
 >>>
 >>> Mild Shock schrieb:
 >>>> Hi,
 >>>>
 >>>> Micro Penis the putin payed troll, is now
 >>>> on the payment list of overpriced NVIDIA as
 >>>> well. He cannot get over the concept of a
 >>>>
 >>>> Shoe String Budget:
 >>>>
 >>>> "According to Darren Aronofsky’s debut
 >>>> 1998 film Pi, “everything around us can
 >>>> be represented and understood through numbers”,
 >>>> from the stock market to the “wax and wane
 >>>> of caribou populations”. But, ironically,
 >>>> the film’s own numerical facts feel particularly
 >>>> inexplicable. It was made on a budget of just
 >>>> $60,000, which is less a shoestring and more
 >>>> just the aglet at the end of a frayed lace.
 >>>> To put that in to perspective, 1999’s The
 >>>> Matrix – similarly based around the dystopian
 >>>> danger of AI – may have been slightly slicker
 >>>> and sexier, but also was made for $60m, a
 >>>> thousand times more buck for a thousand
 >>>> times less bang. Plus, it means that its
 >>>> profit margin was huge. As Variety’s headline
 >>>> following its release put it, ‘”π=$1,000,000!”
 >>>> 
https://www.vice.com/en/article/pi-soundtrack-20-years-aronofsky-aphex-twin-autechre/
 >>>>
 >>>> 04 Bucephalus Bouncing Ball
 >>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez6xDGTFswQ
 >>>>
 >>>> Bye
 >>>>
 >>>> Loman Barabashev schrieb:
 >>>>  > I have a micro penis and my brain explodes
 >

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