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Re: Fakey here's both complex sine wave equations graphed.

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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate The PickleTickler), in
<news:MPG.31325680bb61ab5598c82d@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:

> It's what he does... like when he invented the story that *I* challenged 
> him to a race for pink slips.  He pulled that one out of his ass too.  
> Fakey likes to gradually slip extra "facts" into a story, then build on 
> them.  When you ask The Custodian of MIDs to produce one, he resorts to 
> claiming he "already did a long time ago," and that you have to "do your 
> own homework".  Pathetically, he still thinks these tactics go unnoticed 
> be people a lot smarter than he is.  Bullshit and Bluffery... that's all 
> Fakey's made of.

Awww, look at Chimpy bleat out his butthurt historical revisionist
lies. Except I can back up my "stories" with verifiable facts, whereas
all you've got is kookblather. LOL

Some silly faggot lisped:
Message-ID: <l8ogd5$1cd$3@news.mixmin.net>
================================================================
> Finally posted some pics of a couple of my fine British motorcars...

> http://tinyurl.com/pqe9def

> Either one of these would beat Fakey's imaginary Lotus!
================================================================

Some silly faggot lisped:
Message-ID: <l8psgv$m7d$2@news.mixmin.net>
================================================================
> my other V8 Midget would kick the crap out of it
================================================================

Some silly faggot lisped:
Message-ID: <57fbfe661fa7c11a2850df3089c29faf@dizum.com>
========================================================
> Yup.  I invited him to come to Washington and put his money where his 
> mouth was, but he apparently already had a cock in there.
========================================================

What's that say, Chimpy, you pathetic lying piece of shit?

Backpedal, Chimpy, Backpedal! LOL

Message-ID: <57fbfe661fa7c11a2850df3089c29faf@dizum.com>
=========================================================
=========================================================
You made the challenge, you cowardly turd, the onus is upon you to
travel to make good on it.

So air up your Walmart tires, gas up with 87 octane, throw your
4-foot-long 6-inch diameter squirming diesel-turbo strap-on dildo with
jackhammer attachment and your Antonio Banderas blow-up love doll in
the trunk, twist the crank on the front of your shitty British
fagmobile to get her started, wait for the clattering to die down and
hope to gawd she doesn't backfire and belch flames up through her
carburetor, buckle yourself in with your single lap belt, slip it into
first and ease out gently on the clutch so as not to kill that
underpowered 50 year old piece of shit engine, and get to
rattle-wheezing your way southward, Chimpy. Pray it doesn't rain or
the electricals will short out and strand you by the side of the road.
Take plenty of extra oil... a quart every 1000 miles, right? LOL

Your failure to do so stands as your tacit admission of defeat.

Meanwhile, my fire-breathing direct-injected twin-turbo
nitrous-boosted 492 RWHP monster with more than double the
power-to-weight ratio of your clownmobile will be waiting. As will the
car crusher.

<snicker>

Remember your last meltdown over this?

Message-ID: <ef2309b8fe0ac0c91a0d8524546b957a@dizum.com>
=========================
I ran a best 9.567 ET at 142.626 MPH. It's a good thing it wasn't open
street legal racing, and instead was club racing... they have a
minimum 10 second ET rule for open street legal racing. I'd have been
red-flagged. I could shave a bit more off in my '0 MPH racing'... I
don't race often enough to perfect my reaction time.

Message-ID: <l9o07e$ldc$2@news.mixmin.net>

Of course, Chimpy melted down badly over the incident.

He starts melting down:
MID: <l9t90u$4rc$3@news.mixmin.net>

But puts a screeching halt to that by preparing to run away to Teh
Flonk, using a whinging "this place is boring" mewl to cover up his
getting spanked out of AUK. He fake-plonks everyone who's pointing out
that he's a deluded retard, later responding to them and uncovering
just what a kook he is:
MID: <l9tgp9$ebj$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9tmkc$kjc$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9utte$1rb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9uttd$1rb$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9uttd$1rc$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9uttg$1rb$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9utti$1rb$4@news.mixmin.net>

But he still manages to burble out a bit of froth before he runs away
to the arms of the admitted gay man who's offered to save him from his
predicament by "inviting" him to Teh Flonk... conveniently right at
the time that Chimpy's getting spanked hardest:
MID: <l9utth$1rc$3@news.mixmin.net>

And then the coward is gone to Teh Flonk, snuggled safely in the warm
embrace of the gay man who played the part of his savior:
MID: <l9uvg2$49u$1@news.mixmin.net>

MID: <l9utte$1rb$2@news.mixmin.net>
Date: Tue, 31 Dec 2013 17:12:15 +0000 (UTC)
"I'm getting tired of this cesspool anyway, and my work here is
pretty-much done."

The parting words of a spankard. Of course, just as all kooks do, he
announced his departure, and was back in a short while.

<snicker>

Chimpy proclaims 'victolly' despite him being the one who melted down,
frothed in the wee hours, socked up, lied, cried, fake-plonked
everyone pointing out he was being a retard, desperately clung to his
faggoty belief that a picture of a vagina was actually a guy's balls
and asshole, and the delusion that the track I race at is closed. So
he gets spanked out of Teh Flonk and back into AUK for further
humiliation. By now, he's reduced to cut-n-paste screeding, and
posting tribute love videos to his Usenet Lord and Master:
MID: <laaqg9$7ci$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqgf$7cj$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqgl$7ci$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqgs$7cj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqh4$7ci$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqhe$7cj$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqhn$7ci$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqhu$7cj$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqia$7ci$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqii$7cj$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqj2$7ci$7@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqjl$7cj$7@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laaqmk$7cj$8@news.mixmin.net>

Chimpy starts bleating out his butthurt even louder, in a top-posted
1:40 AM screed spammed to 12 groups that got him dumped in the spam
bin at both E-S and Mixmin... while fucking up the Newsgroups: line
because he was so flustered from receiving continual spankage:
MID: <lacomr$ljo$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lacpig$mm8$1@news.mixmin.net>

And Chimpy runs away (again):
MID: <lac06c$kfq$2@news.mixmin.net>

Chimpy returns in full froth, only to be caught in several lies:
MID: <laegrr$ugi$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laegrc$ugi$2@news.mixmin.net>

Then Chimpy runs away (again):
MID: <laihus$sc5$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laihuk$sc4$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laihua$sc4$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <laihtn$sc5$1@news.mixmin.net>

Checkmate can't help but snipe at his Usenet Lord and Master from the
snubbery, as all cowards do. But he's discouraged, defeated, broken...
and making noises like he's gonna give up Usenet for good:
MID: <laqgl2$t26$1@news.mixmin.net>

And to think, I'd told Chimpy two weeks prior about my racing at
Pomona on the 28th... and he only started melting down and doing his
"I have a fast car so I can't be gay!" routine because he'd been
caught repeatedly insisting that a picture of a vagina was actually an
asshole and balls... he's gay like that.

That picture was of Chimpy's lost love that he'd been discussing...
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
so while I posted a picture of a woman and her gaping vagina because
at the time I'd assumed Chimpy had been pursuing a ragged out crack
whore because that'd be the absolute best he could ever hope to
attract, his insistence that the "one who got away" had balls may
actually be true, given his admissions to being uber-gay, as detailed
in his own unedited words in the MIDs in my .sig.

So this whole episode was just Chimpy yet again trying to tell
everyone that he's really, really gay.

<snicker>
=========================

That's a SPANKY-SPANKY! on Chimpy the cowardly lying cockhog. LOL

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
Muahahaha, etc.

<snicker>

-- 

FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be29596c7a5e11f8eef@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb94915166440ceb1190f@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2ab54c7a8618864f2@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c02a89f8acfd8c2f8@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525fb2c441289a7b3c1b@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df60552fec12941ad0c47@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e6d5252e4b2f955b1@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680f39ec3ca7f7e1613@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf0d73268cb1a697e9@dizum.com>
MID: <1b8820753ce4e2da87b17874d123f783@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0a45e91ce73d37d44@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389ea8894228e51614a3@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca89fd9eda221cb83c@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839d004420449391270@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a10096805606ec6dc5866@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0d2b4a66170b4e4d7@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98470365178072415a@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd3a60e8defda0b966@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac06ee55f90199c3aaa@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b7d2658130dcb927e@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a906207c9f74c4a3a06@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46dd50e2692e160d92@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e6e275ea23b984323@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>

Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e652e819482238fbd@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"

Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"

MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$1@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$5@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <b068d280517a2d6c831d4a43f2cc8d31@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <afe97a65ff77e7382ad77cf18ea63e85@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL

Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

/\                  Properly known as Bill
  \    /\      The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
   \  /  \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
    \/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

Message-ID: <l7m8ig$1ld$7@news.mixmin.net>
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Message-ID: <l7m8ne$1ld$8@news.mixmin.net>
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