Take your cheese and put it in my hand

From	Altered Beast <j63480576@gmail.com>
Newsgroups	talk.bizarre
Subject	Take your cheese and put it in my hand
Date	2024-09-21 20:56 -0500
Message-ID	<ll9brbF17ikU1@mid.individual.net> (permalink)

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Whenever I give her something, she's out the door in a shot.  Having 
cheese does fuck all to contribute to your CHA.  It's about breaking her 
spine in two and then opening up her face with a plastic knife as the 
staff close in with stun batons.  Complicitness and insincerity.

It's things like this that are the reason I can't keep a girl.  I have 
hostility for them not love and they want tenderness and forthrightness.

I've never been married, never kept an SO more than six years in a row, 
and most women in the vicinity shun me.  I need two bottles of wine and 
a corkscrew.  The latter I can stick into the girl's eye socket and 
leverage for increasing pain.  Do as I say or I'm closing the handles!

It's because of my misogyny that I can't keep a lady.  They need a man 
who can turn off and on.  Clearly I see that hatred is the opposite.

I need a girl maybe I should focus on understanding the lyrics to my 
favorite VNV Nation song some more.  I feel that it is injust that I was 
never told as a child of the struggle for girls.  When we studied 
reproduction I felt assured of my participation in the marriage accord.

I am naive and foolish.  Lots of guys struggle to get girls and even 
some guys without glasses have to work at it some.  Me with a girl?

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