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| From | Zersterer <nochsfentor@yahoo.com> |
|---|---|
| Newsgroups | talk.bizarre |
| Subject | Re: How long must I wait for you? |
| Date | 2024-07-25 14:53 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <lgfophFen8cU2@mid.individual.net> (permalink) |
| References | <lfc7usFm1klU1@mid.individual.net> <lfcl67Fnsh6U2@mid.individual.net> |
Zersterer wrote: > Zersterer wrote: >> Chapter 1 >> >> Flip out king and queen. Much of your discourse is fatal shock and >> retribution for conversation you didn't understand. You go to hell >> and back in a matter of plenty blood vessels. One half we are >> chatting, the next you are in a bull rush to meet me and subdue. >> >> Flip out king and queen. If it weren't for my ability to defuse a >> situation I'd be minus a few more teeth than the crooked one the >> dentist pulled. It leaves me feeling flat. Some of you I can take, >> others are fat sumo wrestlers coming at me. >> >> After the fact, I hate you even though I pretend to be fine. You >> simpleton! You never knew me. >> >> What I'm getting at is this has left me vulnerable and cagy. I don't >> particularly like your presence but often am forced to grin and bear >> it. I don't see this in other people. When I am on the phone with >> you I have no fear. I can chop you down like a cherry tree. It's >> your physical presence and its proximity that get me seemingly no >> matter how dull in the teeth you are. You are Mega Man. >> >> And now you meme your addiction. >> >> Burned. Got burned. Got sizzled. Didn't get tied. >> >> Enough about you. Let's focus on me for awhile. I'm a 25 year old >> German language scholar. I started learning German as a wee lad at >> age 9. Now I'm, how do you call it? Fluent. >> >> Chapter 2 >> >> I was on the other side of the bars. The window. Chowing down on my >> commissary bought California cheeseburger and drinking a fine $2 >> bottle of Pepsi. You were there to interview me. To take notes and >> see if I was worth going out on a limb for. But I lost my cool when >> you asked me what I thought was my best feature. I've been asked this >> a thousand times and I always tell them, my intelligence. Here you >> were and I was at the end of my rope. I told you my best feature was >> "Immersion." When you stared like a dull-eyed doe, I explained, "I can >> lose myself in a video game." And you were like, "Yeah, whatever." I >> was walking on eggshells the rest of the interview. I can't talk >> rationally to a person who treats me like that. Maybe I should have >> thrown my chair against the wall. But that Pepsi was so goddamn good. >> >> Chapter 3 >> >> I made two discoveries before writing this to you. 1) I can kill >> enough monsters to get aggressively powerful if I wander the city like >> I wandered the castle. I have this idea that after unlocking all the >> doors and barging in that the population goes down. I leave the >> Rodentia and Arachnids and the humanoids to their homes in order to >> provide a feeling of safety to the recently battered peeps. 2) I can >> create collisions in chess by holding off on skirmishes, saving them >> like the board was a refrigerator full of Mickey Mouse contraptions. >> This is a skill necessary to learn to advance above what I have. >> >> Chapter 4 >> >> I've been looking for the solution to my chess ills and I think this >> is it. My game was linear up to this point, chasing guys around the >> board, never knowing how to set up the bomb. I just figured it out, >> and as I write this missive to you, to open your eyes that I have been >> wasting your time with my previous messages. Maybe this will work out >> and do what I want it to. >> >> Chapter 5 >> >> I've been looking for this solution to my video game ills and I think >> this is it. My guys would basically get in exile as they wandered >> further and further from home base always searching for orcs to >> obliterate and wizards to wreck. Now, I have an almost unlimited >> supply of evil to vanquish. >> >> Chapter 6 >> >> When I told you "Immersive" it was a leap of faith. I could have said >> my intelligence is my best feature, but how can I expect you to >> experience the intelligence inside my mind? I feel it is an invasion >> of my person when you nag me with "You must be really smart." from >> your quarters. It was a leap of faith that did not pay off, because >> you obviously didn't understand why that was a positive feature. It's >> because here I am inside your head in this missive because I immersed >> myself in your ichor, that trail of slime you left the last day I saw >> you when you decided to throw me under the bus. >> >> Chapter 7 >> >> Full OCP cyber technology state of the art destructive capabilities >> commanded by a unique combination of software and organic systems >> >> Chapter 8 >> >> A negative of chess is that many opponents are rude assholes. I >> learned to castle in the first year I learned chess. I castle often >> and I usually castle. I go up against this mad master and he has to >> complement me every time I castle. Too many times. Castling is like >> magic in the game. Far be it from me to be less than a wizard in a >> game with magic. My favorite role is the battlemage, a mastery of >> magic paired with a deadly wood and metal quarterstaff. I know how to >> castle and I don't need you to tell me it's a good move. Save that >> for the mundane plays that are better than usual, please. >> >> Chapter 9 >> >> | | >> | | >> >> horsheshoe, magnet >> >> solve difficult problems to get great items, >> >> the wizard's uncle >> >> Chapter 10 >> >> This is because of your Confusestry. >> >> My what? >> >> You play obscure variations in Chess, so they got their computer chess >> players to take you on. They can't waste their minds on unforeseen >> blabber. >> >> I am a tactical genius! >> >> solve difficult problems to get great items, >> >> the wizard's uncle >> >> Chapter 11 >> >> Do you have a Bible? I have one on the computer," and tapping the top >> of the laptop, "but it's nice to have one in paper. >> >> "C'you help me out?" >> >> "I suppose," and hand him a cigarette in an otherwise empty box. >> >> "Close that door! Stay out of here!" >> >> Flip. >> >> * * * >> >> People resist being upbraided. I'm sure he'll do or say something >> unclean if I confront him. Still, it is imperative that I confront >> him because it was so wrong. He's been going on and on about Steve >> and I'm incredibly tired of hearing the same blather way too many >> times. This incident was couched in his right to a certain peace of >> mind while here. But he's bringing in the riff raff himself. I >> don't interfere with his visitation, where does he get the notion that >> he can shout at the people who visit me? >> >> "How am I supposed to get my Bible if Steve can't come in?" >> >> "If you could just refrain from shouting at my guests..." >> >> He doesn't respond either time. >> >> After a few he gets up, indignant, and walks out the door. Here it >> comes... >> >> He goes off and fingerbangs my gutterslut and does what he pleases >> while I sit and chew on my fingernails.. Obviously she likes being >> shouted at. >> >> I _don't_ want to talk to him. >> >> "bullshitbullshitbullshit" >> >> "Oh really?" >> >> "repeats bullshit," and I know it's a lie that he needs to get through >> for his manhood. No one gets that excited about repeating something >> unless they are lying through their teeth. >> >> I lie, "I'll go find out." >> >> I get the verification about the coupling from an information broker. >> >> I'm so through with her. I'll have to put up with him for awhile, >> pretending to be amiable. Revenge is a dish best served cold. It's >> not a love triangle, it's a love pentagon. Her socially accepted >> boyfriend meets me in the woods and we exchange his and byes. Maybe >> he's getting fed up with her too. >> >> According to Jameson, I have to steel myself to leave them both alone, >> I learn while browsing for terminology. I'll leave this document >> somewhere because people have to know that I don't tolerate abusive >> cheating. Come next week she's going to be standing close to me >> saying Please Please Please. However, the actual target is a peaceful >> midget. I may only spray him with shaving cream and give him a >> wedgie. Where it gets interesting is that I must not miss. A bird in >> the hand is worth two in the bush. >> >> Chapter 12 >> >> When I told you "Immersive" it was a leap of faith. I could have said >> anything. What do you care for anyways? I told you it was the first >> time I'd revealed that side of my nature and that should count for >> something but it DIDN'T. Worst interview of all time. > > This is my first book. By querying the populace it was discovered that > people are looking for a different subject matter. It looks like the roommate got away without receiving justice or retribution for his evil stance and his black eyes. Shouldn't the african-american pass?
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How long must I wait for you? Zersterer <nochsfentor@yahoo.com> - 2024-07-12 03:31 -0500
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