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  Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-30 07:27 +0200
    Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-30 11:11 -0400
      Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-30 17:16 +0100
        Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-30 12:44 -0400
          Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-31 03:22 +0800
            Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2016-03-30 21:19 +0000
            Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-31 05:45 +0200
              Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-30 22:03 -0700
              Epic meltdown...faketard style. Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-31 04:15 -0600
            Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-31 07:34 +0200
      Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-30 22:49 +0200
        Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-30 15:03 -0600
          Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-30 17:52 -0400
            Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-31 05:55 +0200
        Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-30 16:01 -0700
          Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... "%" <persent@gmail.com> - 2016-03-30 16:04 -0700
            Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-30 19:25 -0400
          Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-31 06:00 +0200
            Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-30 21:52 -0700
              Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-31 19:23 +0200
                Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway... Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-31 11:39 -0600

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#566596 — Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway...

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
<news:op.ye3p4oaztm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
into the wood chipper again:

> how's that "other angle" of your exige badge coming along, spankard?

How's that "melting down 24/7, inventing entirely new ways of melting
down, top-posting, obsessively stalking on a crack-fueled mission to
gain even a single point against your Usenet Lord and Master after I
drop-kicked your moronic ass across Usenet again, getting caught lying
about your lower-middle-class parents living in a modest rural home
owning two Corvettes you don't know the model years of, getting caught
pasting "speckles" from one photo to another so you can justify your
obsessive stalking" coming along, Pwned Spankard? LOL

> On Tue, 29 Mar 2016 03:09:22 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood
> Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
>> DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
>> socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
>> <news:op.ye1oe71btm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
>> into the wood chipper again:

>>> is that the concern of the typical multi-millionaire tycoon that (for  
>>> some reason) can't even manage to just buy a lotus to take a pic of the exige
>>> badge at a different angle and then throw it into the garbage?

>> Translation:
>> "Oh fuck! He's caught me being a GoogleRaping compulsive liar again!
>> My parent's house doesn't have trees at the end of their driveway,
>> proving I raped those Vette photos from an obscure website, got caught
>> lying about the model year of the Vette which I should have known if
>> my parents actually owned it, got caught lying about the file's date
>> stamp, had to backpedal and edit the EXIF data of those photos and
>> post *another* photo, then got caught in a lie that my
>> lower-middle-class parents living in a modest rural home on fixed
>> incomes have *two* Vettes... but I still can't get away from the fact
>> that that's not a photo of my parent's driveway. Must backpedal
>> *harder*! Must lie *harder*!"
>>
>> Your attempt at diverting attention away from the fact that you've
>> been caught in yet another lie is noted, you pathetic
>> obsessive-compulsive 24/7 crack-fueled stalking photofuckering image
>> editing compulsively-lying shitbag. LOL

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Obsessed Retard. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Cracky McCrackhead. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Photofuckering Fuckwit. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In Usenet History. LOL

<snicker>

-- 

Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
DildoRider, aka Teh Mop Jockey)
5907 Stanton Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA
(412) 853-6395
(412) 799-0532
(412) 665-8289
(412) 404-8757

DildoRider admits he's stoooopid:
MID: <c65504c436778934b3e8a0fb022b7618@dizum.com>
=================================================
>> it appears I've kicked your ass so hard it's
>> damaged your brain, DildoRider.

> then it appears that you like shooting fish in
> barrels, intellectually lazy fuckhead that you are.

Well, you've just admitted that intellectually kicking your ass is
akin to shooting fish in a barrel... IOW, you've admitted that you're
stoooopid. No un-ringing that bell.

<snicker>
=================================================

DildoRider admits he's "really stupid" (his words). LOL
MID: <8a9faed11123abfaa1257fb33fb0c082@dizum.com>
=================================================
> so what you're saying is that your targets for attack
> have to be really stupid or else you can't manage?
=================================================

DildoRider admits much more about himself:
MID: <36c6802852caf4f712515dedb738e450@dizum.com>
=================================================
"absolutely and completely retarded, insane, gay, ugly, smelly,
toothless, dirt-poor, incontinent and possibly homeless"
=================================================

This is a libtard's method of "winning", for fuck sake.

150 IQ? LOL

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#566650

On Wed, 30 Mar 2016 01:27:00 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler  
Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
> DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
> socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
> <news:op.ye3p4oaztm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
> into the wood chipper again:
>
>> how's that "other angle" of your exige badge coming along, spankard?
>
> How's that "melting down 24/7, inventing entirely new ways of melting
> down, top-posting, obsessively stalking on a crack-fueled mission to
> gain even a single point against your Usenet Lord and Master after I
> drop-kicked your moronic ass across Usenet again, getting caught lying
> about your lower-middle-class parents living in a modest rural home
> owning two Corvettes you don't know the model years of, getting caught
> pasting "speckles" from one photo to another so you can justify your
> obsessive stalking" coming along, Pwned Spankard? LOL

i doesn't seem like you're ever going to post that "other angle" of your  
exige emblem.

>
>> On Tue, 29 Mar 2016 03:09:22 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood
>> Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>
>>> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
>>> DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
>>> socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
>>> <news:op.ye1oe71btm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
>>> into the wood chipper again:
>
>>>> is that the concern of the typical multi-millionaire tycoon that (for
>>>> some reason) can't even manage to just buy a lotus to take a pic of  
>>>> the exige
>>>> badge at a different angle and then throw it into the garbage?
>
>>> Translation:
>>> "Oh fuck! He's caught me being a GoogleRaping compulsive liar again!
>>> My parent's house doesn't have trees at the end of their driveway,
>>> proving I raped those Vette photos from an obscure website, got caught
>>> lying about the model year of the Vette which I should have known if
>>> my parents actually owned it, got caught lying about the file's date
>>> stamp, had to backpedal and edit the EXIF data of those photos and
>>> post *another* photo, then got caught in a lie that my
>>> lower-middle-class parents living in a modest rural home on fixed
>>> incomes have *two* Vettes... but I still can't get away from the fact
>>> that that's not a photo of my parent's driveway. Must backpedal
>>> *harder*! Must lie *harder*!"
>>>
>>> Your attempt at diverting attention away from the fact that you've
>>> been caught in yet another lie is noted, you pathetic
>>> obsessive-compulsive 24/7 crack-fueled stalking photofuckering image
>>> editing compulsively-lying shitbag. LOL
>
> Fag. LOL
> Idiot. LOL
> Moron. LOL
> Tranny. LOL
> Libtard. LOL
> Crackhead. LOL
> GableTard. LOL
> DildoRider. LOL
> Bad Musician. LOL
> Stick Figure. LOL
> Terrible Liar. LOL
> Obsessed Retard. LOL
> Sinewave Spammer. LOL
> Cracky McCrackhead. LOL
> Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
> Photofuckering Fuckwit. LOL
> Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
> Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
> Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
> Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
> Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
> Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In Usenet History. LOL
>
> <snicker>
>


-- 
the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png

-

"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.  it says that you're in denial  
about the inversion of your AC legs.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as  
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

   //float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
   //float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);

   float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
   float_precision t=float_precision(0);    // time variable
   float_precision sum=float_precision(0);  // sum of SnickerTurd's  
ridiculous sinewave mess
   float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25);  //  
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
   float_precision PI;
   PI =_float_table(_PI,25);

   // this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
   while(sum < snickerPrediction){

     // fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:  
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
     sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*  
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))  
+  
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));

     // perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh  
snickerTurds
     if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
       cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
     }
     t = t+STEP;
   }
/*

Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves  
never reaches that.  They never reach their max values at the same time.   
That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and  
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when  
summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't  
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while  
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has  
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.

*/
   cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<  
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly  
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016

 

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#566666

"Fakey's" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA
(aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA
15206-2117 <root@127.0.0.1> wrote:

> i doesn't seem like you're ever going to post that "other angle" of your
> exige emblem.
>

Of course he won't, he can't.

-- 
^Ï^.           Sn!pe           <snipeco.1@gmail.com> 

My pet rock Gordon wants home rule for England.

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#566677

On Wed, 30 Mar 2016 12:16:53 -0400, Sn!pe <snipeco.2@gmail.com> wrote:

> "Fakey's" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA
> (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA
> 15206-2117 <root@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
>> i doesn't seem like you're ever going to post that "other angle" of your
>> exige emblem.
>>
>
> Of course he won't, he can't.
>

which of course, means "he's winning", right?  LOL

fakey runs head-on into the brick wall of logic again, wyle e. coyote  
style.

now he has to order another lotus picture from ACME.

-- 
the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png

-

"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.  it says that you're in denial  
about the inversion of your AC legs.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as  
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

   //float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
   //float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);

   float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
   float_precision t=float_precision(0);    // time variable
   float_precision sum=float_precision(0);  // sum of SnickerTurd's  
ridiculous sinewave mess
   float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25);  //  
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
   float_precision PI;
   PI =_float_table(_PI,25);

   // this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
   while(sum < snickerPrediction){

     // fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:  
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
     sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*  
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))  
+  
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));

     // perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh  
snickerTurds
     if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
       cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
     }
     t = t+STEP;
   }
/*

Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves  
never reaches that.  They never reach their max values at the same time.   
That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and  
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when  
summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't  
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while  
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has  
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.

*/
   cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<  
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly  
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016

 

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#566708

"\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton
Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as
5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117"
<root@127.0.0.1> wrote:

> On Wed, 30 Mar 2016 12:16:53 -0400, Sn!pe <snipeco.2@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> > "Fakey's" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA
> > (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA
> > 15206-2117 <root@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> >
> >> i doesn't seem like you're ever going to post that "other angle" of your
> >> exige emblem.
> >>
> >
> > Of course he won't, he can't.
> >
> 
> which of course, means "he's winning", right?  LOL
> 
> fakey runs head-on into the brick wall of logic again, wyle e. coyote  
> style.
> 
> now he has to order another lotus picture from ACME.

Fakey falls off a 5,000 ft cliff, and hits the bottom in
a cloud of dust.  Then an anvil bounces off his head.
Fakey jumps up, shrieking, "I SPNAKED YOU, you
mathematical moron!"

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#566750

On Thu, 31 Mar 2016 03:22:05 +0800, Bite My Shiny Metal Ass wrote:

> "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh,
> PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh,
> PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> 
>> On Wed, 30 Mar 2016 12:16:53 -0400, Sn!pe <snipeco.2@gmail.com> wrote:
>> 
>> > "Fakey's" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh,
>> > PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue,
>> > Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117 <root@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>> >
>> >> i doesn't seem like you're ever going to post that "other angle" of
>> >> your exige emblem.
>> >>
>> >>
>> > Of course he won't, he can't.
>> >
>> >
>> which of course, means "he's winning", right?  LOL
>> 
>> fakey runs head-on into the brick wall of logic again, wyle e. coyote
>> style.
>> 
>> now he has to order another lotus picture from ACME.
> 
> Fakey falls off a 5,000 ft cliff, and hits the bottom in a cloud of
> dust.  Then an anvil bounces off his head. Fakey jumps up, shrieking, "I
> SPNAKED YOU, you mathematical moron!"

Yes, then he screams at the Road Runner that it didn't provide a value 
for "d" in a derivative.

-- 
 -v

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#566826

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Bite My Shiny Metal Ass (aka Shiny Tinfoil Spankard), in 
<news:2n9ofbpet0vfvspmin158g9uld05ftbimq@4ax.com> did thusly jump head 
first into the wood chipper again:

> Fakey

Have you figured out that cross correlation can be used with Fourier 
transforms yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> falls

Have you figured out that a sinusoid is a transform of a circle yet, 
Mathematical Moron? LOL

> off

Have you figured out the difference between frequency and period of a 
sinewave yet, Mathematical Moron?

> a

Have you figured out that wave interference and superposition are the 
same thing yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> 5,000 ft

Have you figured out that wave interference works the same for 
standing and traveling waves yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> cliff,

Have you figured out that formulas are math yet, Mathematical Moron? 
LOL

> and

Have you figured out that sin^2 is a sinusoid yet, Mathematical Moron? 
LOL

> hits the

Have you figured out that atomic number does not equal effective 
nuclear charge yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> bottom

Have you figured out that "within 10% error" does not equal "10% 
error" yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> in a

Have you figured out that the square of the instantaneous sample of 
peak-to-peak voltage of a peak-voltage sinewave is an offset sinewave, 
thus its average does *not* equal zero yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> cloud of

Have you figured out that the vector sum of 3-phase AC constitutes a 
closed loop per Kirchhoff's Voltage Law, thus that the three phases 
sum to zero yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> dust.

Have you figured out that "mnemonic" is not spelled "mneumonic" yet, 
Mathematical Moron? LOL

> Then

Have you figured out what LaTeX notation is yet, Mathematical Moron? 
LOL

> an anvil

Have you figured out that LaTeX notation is plain text yet, 
Mathematical Moron? LOL

> bounces off

Have you figured out there's a *formula* in that plain text LaTeX 
notation yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> his head.

Have you figured out how LaTeX is pronounced yet, Mathematical Moron? 
LOL

> Fakey

Have you figured out how to copy-n-paste LaTeX notation into a LaTeX 
compatible program to view the *formula* yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> jumps up,

Have you figured out that electronegativity is an estimate for 
elements and a set constant only for molecules, that it varies per 
element with what is being oxidized and what the oxidizer is, and is 
dependent upon the factors affecting that oxidation, yet, Shiny 
Tinfoil Spankard? LOL

> shrieking,

Have you figured out that d/dx [sin(x)] = cos(x) yet, Mathematical 
Moron? LOL

> "I SPNAKED YOU,

Have you figured out that Euler's sinewave summation equation is a 
result of superposition and the *additivity* rule of vector 
*summation* yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> you

Have you figured out that *any* substance can be plasmized given 
sufficient energy input, *including* water, yet, Shiny Tinfoil 
Spankard? LOL

> mathematical

Have you figured out that water *does* have a plasma temperature yet, 
Shiny Tinfoil Spankard? LOL

> moron!"

You sound butthurt and pwned, SPNAK!d Mathematical Moron. LOL

I bet you wish you could be right just once, huh, Moron.

<snicker>

-- 

Shiny Tinfoil Spankard (aka Bite My Shiny Metal Ass) didn't know:
=====================================
MID: <13d33d0638e0ec690b63393d0710f658@dizum.com>
MID: <80d61a6928a9e7df316c519affcf3838@dizum.com>
The Euler equation is a subset of equations known as the Euler-Fourier 
Formulas, thus that a sinewave is a transformation of a circle (which 
should have been intuitive, given that generators *rotate* to create 
*sinusoids*).

MID: <ff81cb60204ffbd777cd15a6261cfb67@dizum.com>
That cross correlation is used with Fourier transforms.

That superposition is the same as wave interference.

That wave interference works the same for standing or traveling waves.

That RMS and peak-to-peak voltage are two different things.

That RMS isn't a DC voltage.

That 170 volt peak, 120.208 volt RMS L-N 3-phase service gives 208.207 
volts RMS L-L.

That 4444525800 != 4400000000 != 1.

The difference between frequency and period of a sinewave.

That there's no difference between 'i' and 'j' in electrical 
engineering, physics and control systems engineering.

What a positive or negative vector is.

That the vector sum of 3-phase AC constitutes a closed loop per 
Kirchhoff's Voltage Law, thus that the three phases sum to zero.

That "mnemonic" is not spelled "mneumonic".

That his claim: "Water is tetrahedral. It actually has 4 poles, 2 
positive and 2 negative." is nonsense from a blathering moron.

That the term "electronegativity" denotes a *positive* effective 
nuclear charge.

What the definition of the word "equivalent" is.

That digital voltmeters do indeed take discrete instantaneous samples.

That the atmosphere (and the gaseous phase water within the 
atmosphere) does indeed follow the Ideal Gas Law to within 1.337842% 
margin of error *worst* *case* at 70 F.

That the square of the instantaneous sample of peak-to-peak voltage of 
a peak-voltage sinewave is an offset sinewave, thus its average does 
*not* equal zero, as Shiny Tinfoil Brain k'lames.

That the Ideal Gas Law does not require an ideal gas because it takes 
into account molar volume.

That "within 10% error" does not equal "10% error".

That water can be plasmized.

That atomic number does not equal effective nuclear charge.

MID: <382fa822c6dbca9a6f88cab5a104bf62@dizum.com>
That formulas *are* math.

How to use a graphing calculator.

MID: <8e4e21f5748d85599f700ee8ff174611@dizum.com>
What LaTeX notation is.

MID: <8e4e21f5748d85599f700ee8ff174611@dizum.com>
That LaTeX notation *is* "plain text", not a script.

MID: <c1c02875af2c6615bd30ab20416b75b5@dizum.com>
That a formula in LaTeX notation is still a formula.

That scientific notation and LaTeX notation are not the same. 
DUURRRHH! GoogleTard. LOL

That LaTeX notation can be copy-n-pasted into a LaTeX compatible 
program to view the formula.

That image size != image resolution.

And the moron continues to demonstrate his inability to read a graph.
=====================================

Shiny Tinfoil Spankard the Mathematical Moron maunders and mewls:
=====================================
"All you've shown us is graphs of formulas. No equal signs, no maths 
done." - Shiny Tinfoil Brain demonstrates his Mathematical Moronism.
=====================================

SPNAK!

<snicker>

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#566846

In article <c5bbe92ccdda0f00f41f1f13c644b7ac@dizum.com>, 
FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx says...


> Subject: Re: fakey wants to talk about my parents' trees in the driveway...
> From: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx>
> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, sci.physics
> 
> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
> 
> Bite My Shiny Metal Ass (aka Shiny Tinfoil Spankard), in 
> <news:2n9ofbpet0vfvspmin158g9uld05ftbimq@4ax.com> did thusly jump head 
> first into the wood chipper again:
> 
> > Fakey
> 
> BLAH-BUH-DEE, BLAH-BUH-DEE, BLAH BLAH?
 

Dance faster, lying fucktard...


Hey... remember when I was Jim, then I was Rick, then I was Jim again?  
How long have you been working on that dox project now?  LOL!

-- 
Mustaffa Sheboygan

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#566890 — Epic meltdown...faketard style.

On Thu, 31 Mar 2016 05:45:02 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
>Bite My Shiny Metal Ass (aka Shiny Tinfoil Spankard), in 
><news:2n9ofbpet0vfvspmin158g9uld05ftbimq@4ax.com> did thusly jump head 
>first into the wood chipper again:
>
>> Fakey
>
>Have you figured out that cross correlation can be used with Fourier 
>transforms yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> falls
>
>Have you figured out that a sinusoid is a transform of a circle yet, 
>Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> off
>
>Have you figured out the difference between frequency and period of a 
>sinewave yet, Mathematical Moron?
>
>> a
>
>Have you figured out that wave interference and superposition are the 
>same thing yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> 5,000 ft
>
>Have you figured out that wave interference works the same for 
>standing and traveling waves yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> cliff,
>
>Have you figured out that formulas are math yet, Mathematical Moron? 
>LOL
>
>> and
>
>Have you figured out that sin^2 is a sinusoid yet, Mathematical Moron? 
>LOL
>
>> hits the
>
>Have you figured out that atomic number does not equal effective 
>nuclear charge yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> bottom
>
>Have you figured out that "within 10% error" does not equal "10% 
>error" yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> in a
>
>Have you figured out that the square of the instantaneous sample of 
>peak-to-peak voltage of a peak-voltage sinewave is an offset sinewave, 
>thus its average does *not* equal zero yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> cloud of
>
>Have you figured out that the vector sum of 3-phase AC constitutes a 
>closed loop per Kirchhoff's Voltage Law, thus that the three phases 
>sum to zero yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> dust.
>
>Have you figured out that "mnemonic" is not spelled "mneumonic" yet, 
>Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> Then
>
>Have you figured out what LaTeX notation is yet, Mathematical Moron? 
>LOL
>
>> an anvil
>
>Have you figured out that LaTeX notation is plain text yet, 
>Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> bounces off
>
>Have you figured out there's a *formula* in that plain text LaTeX 
>notation yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> his head.
>
>Have you figured out how LaTeX is pronounced yet, Mathematical Moron? 
>LOL
>
>> Fakey
>
>Have you figured out how to copy-n-paste LaTeX notation into a LaTeX 
>compatible program to view the *formula* yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> jumps up,
>
>Have you figured out that electronegativity is an estimate for 
>elements and a set constant only for molecules, that it varies per 
>element with what is being oxidized and what the oxidizer is, and is 
>dependent upon the factors affecting that oxidation, yet, Shiny 
>Tinfoil Spankard? LOL
>
>> shrieking,
>
>Have you figured out that d/dx [sin(x)] = cos(x) yet, Mathematical 
>Moron? LOL
>
>> "I SPNAKED YOU,
>
>Have you figured out that Euler's sinewave summation equation is a 
>result of superposition and the *additivity* rule of vector 
>*summation* yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL
>
>> you
>
>Have you figured out that *any* substance can be plasmized given 
>sufficient energy input, *including* water, yet, Shiny Tinfoil 
>Spankard? LOL
>
>> mathematical
>
>Have you figured out that water *does* have a plasma temperature yet, 
>Shiny Tinfoil Spankard? LOL
>
>> moron!"
>
>You sound butthurt and pwned, SPNAK!d Mathematical Moron. LOL
>
>I bet you wish you could be right just once, huh, Moron.
>
><snicker>

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#566855

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Bite My Shiny Metal Ass (aka Shiny Tinfoil Spankard), in
<news:2n9ofbpet0vfvspmin158g9uld05ftbimq@4ax.com> did thusly jump head
first into the wood chipper again:

> Fakey

Have you figured out that cross correlation can be used with Fourier
transforms yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> falls

Have you figured out that a sinusoid is a transform of a circle yet,
Mathematical Moron? LOL

> off

Have you figured out the difference between frequency and period of a
sinewave yet, Mathematical Moron?

> a

Have you figured out that wave interference and superposition are the
same thing yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> 5,000 ft

Have you figured out that wave interference works the same for
standing and traveling waves yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> cliff,

Have you figured out that formulas are math yet, Mathematical Moron?
LOL

> and

Have you figured out that sin^2 is a sinusoid yet, Mathematical Moron?
LOL

> hits the

Have you figured out that atomic number does not equal effective
nuclear charge yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> bottom

Have you figured out that "within 10% error" does not equal "10%
error" yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> in a

Have you figured out that the square of the instantaneous sample of
peak-to-peak voltage of a peak-voltage sinewave is an offset sinewave,
thus its average does *not* equal zero yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> cloud of

Have you figured out that the vector sum of 3-phase AC constitutes a
closed loop per Kirchhoff's Voltage Law, thus that the three phases
sum to zero yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> dust.

Have you figured out that "mnemonic" is not spelled "mneumonic" yet,
Mathematical Moron? LOL

> Then

Have you figured out what LaTeX notation is yet, Mathematical Moron?
LOL

> an anvil

Have you figured out that LaTeX notation is plain text yet,
Mathematical Moron? LOL

> bounces off

Have you figured out there's a *formula* in that plain text LaTeX
notation yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> his head.

Have you figured out how LaTeX is pronounced yet, Mathematical Moron?
LOL

> Fakey

Have you figured out how to copy-n-paste LaTeX notation into a LaTeX
compatible program to view the *formula* yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> jumps up,

Have you figured out that electronegativity is an estimate for
elements and a set constant only for molecules, that it varies per
element with what is being oxidized and what the oxidizer is, and is
dependent upon the factors affecting that oxidation, yet, Shiny
Tinfoil Spankard? LOL

> shrieking,

Have you figured out that d/dx [sin(x)] = cos(x) yet, Mathematical
Moron? LOL

> "I SPNAKED YOU,

Have you figured out that Euler's sinewave summation equation is a
result of superposition and the *additivity* rule of vector
*summation* yet, Mathematical Moron? LOL

> you

Have you figured out that *any* substance can be plasmized given
sufficient energy input, *including* water, yet, Shiny Tinfoil
Spankard? LOL

> mathematical

Have you figured out that water *does* have a plasma temperature yet,
Shiny Tinfoil Spankard? LOL

> moron!"

You sound butthurt and pwned, SPNAK!d Mathematical Moron. LOL

I bet you wish you could be right just once, huh, Moron.

<snicker>

-- 

Shiny Tinfoil Spankard (aka Bite My Shiny Metal Ass) didn't know:
=====================================
MID: <13d33d0638e0ec690b63393d0710f658@dizum.com>
MID: <80d61a6928a9e7df316c519affcf3838@dizum.com>
The Euler equation is a subset of equations known as the Euler-Fourier
Formulas, thus that a sinewave is a transformation of a circle (which
should have been intuitive, given that generators *rotate* to create
*sinusoids*).

MID: <ff81cb60204ffbd777cd15a6261cfb67@dizum.com>
That cross correlation is used with Fourier transforms.

That superposition is the same as wave interference.

That wave interference works the same for standing or traveling waves.

That RMS and peak-to-peak voltage are two different things.

That RMS isn't a DC voltage.

That 170 volt peak, 120.208 volt RMS L-N 3-phase service gives 208.207
volts RMS L-L.

That 4444525800 != 4400000000 != 1.

The difference between frequency and period of a sinewave.

That there's no difference between 'i' and 'j' in electrical
engineering, physics and control systems engineering.

What a positive or negative vector is.

That the vector sum of 3-phase AC constitutes a closed loop per
Kirchhoff's Voltage Law, thus that the three phases sum to zero.

That "mnemonic" is not spelled "mneumonic".

That his claim: "Water is tetrahedral. It actually has 4 poles, 2
positive and 2 negative." is nonsense from a blathering moron.

That the term "electronegativity" denotes a *positive* effective
nuclear charge.

What the definition of the word "equivalent" is.

That digital voltmeters do indeed take discrete instantaneous samples.

That the atmosphere (and the gaseous phase water within the
atmosphere) does indeed follow the Ideal Gas Law to within 1.337842%
margin of error *worst* *case* at 70 F.

That the square of the instantaneous sample of peak-to-peak voltage of
a peak-voltage sinewave is an offset sinewave, thus its average does
*not* equal zero, as Shiny Tinfoil Brain k'lames.

That the Ideal Gas Law does not require an ideal gas because it takes
into account molar volume.

That "within 10% error" does not equal "10% error".

That water can be plasmized.

That atomic number does not equal effective nuclear charge.

MID: <382fa822c6dbca9a6f88cab5a104bf62@dizum.com>
That formulas *are* math.

How to use a graphing calculator.

MID: <8e4e21f5748d85599f700ee8ff174611@dizum.com>
What LaTeX notation is.

MID: <8e4e21f5748d85599f700ee8ff174611@dizum.com>
That LaTeX notation *is* "plain text", not a script.

MID: <c1c02875af2c6615bd30ab20416b75b5@dizum.com>
That a formula in LaTeX notation is still a formula.

That scientific notation and LaTeX notation are not the same.
DUURRRHH! GoogleTard. LOL

That LaTeX notation can be copy-n-pasted into a LaTeX compatible
program to view the formula.

That image size != image resolution.

And the moron continues to demonstrate his inability to read a graph.
=====================================

Shiny Tinfoil Spankard the Mathematical Moron maunders and mewls:
=====================================
"All you've shown us is graphs of formulas. No equal signs, no maths
done." - Shiny Tinfoil Brain demonstrates his Mathematical Moronism.
=====================================

SPNAK!

<snicker>

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#566741

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
<news:op.ye48gvrftm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
into the wood chipper again:

> On Wed, 30 Mar 2016 01:27:00 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood
> Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
>> DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
>> socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
>> <news:op.ye3p4oaztm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
>> into the wood chipper again:

>>> how's that "other angle" of your exige badge coming along, spankard?

>> How's that "melting down 24/7, inventing entirely new ways of melting
>> down, top-posting, obsessively stalking on a crack-fueled mission to
>> gain even a single point against your Usenet Lord and Master after I
>> drop-kicked your moronic ass across Usenet again, getting caught lying
>> about your lower-middle-class parents living in a modest rural home
>> owning two Corvettes you don't know the model years of, getting caught
>> pasting "speckles" from one photo to another so you can justify your
>> obsessive stalking" coming along, Pwned Spankard? LOL

> i doesn't seem like you're ever going to post that "other angle" of your  
> exige emblem.

Why would I do that and give you *another* chance to GoogleRape up
*another* photo similar to mine, then edit the photos to add
"speckles" so you can crow that they're the same photo, despite being
taken at different angles, different distances, and are photos of two
different color cars, all to justify your months-long 24/7
crack-fueled obsessive-compulsive stalking of your Usenet Lord and
Master because I drop-kicked your moronic ass across Usenet for your
pSpamming pSinewave pSychosis pStupidity, while you get caught in lie
after lie because you're a compulsive liar on top of being an
obsessive-compulsive stalker?

>>> On Tue, 29 Mar 2016 03:09:22 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood
>>> Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>>>> Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
>>>> DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
>>>> socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
>>>> <news:op.ye1oe71btm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
>>>> into the wood chipper again:

>>>>> is that the concern of the typical multi-millionaire tycoon that (for
>>>>> some reason) can't even manage to just buy a lotus to take a pic of  
>>>>> the exige badge at a different angle and then throw it into the garbage?

>>>> Translation:
>>>> "Oh fuck! He's caught me being a GoogleRaping compulsive liar again!
>>>> My parent's house doesn't have trees at the end of their driveway,
>>>> proving I raped those Vette photos from an obscure website, got caught
>>>> lying about the model year of the Vette which I should have known if
>>>> my parents actually owned it, got caught lying about the file's date
>>>> stamp, had to backpedal and edit the EXIF data of those photos and
>>>> post *another* photo, then got caught in a lie that my
>>>> lower-middle-class parents living in a modest rural home on fixed
>>>> incomes have *two* Vettes... but I still can't get away from the fact
>>>> that that's not a photo of my parent's driveway. Must backpedal
>>>> *harder*! Must lie *harder*!"
>>>>
>>>> Your attempt at diverting attention away from the fact that you've
>>>> been caught in yet another lie is noted, you pathetic
>>>> obsessive-compulsive 24/7 crack-fueled stalking photofuckering image
>>>> editing compulsively-lying shitbag. LOL

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Obsessed Retard. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Cracky McCrackhead. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Photofuckering Fuckwit. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In Usenet History. LOL

<snicker>

-- 

Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
DildoRider, aka Teh Mop Jockey)
5907 Stanton Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA
(412) 853-6395
(412) 799-0532
(412) 665-8289
(412) 404-8757

DildoRider admits he's stoooopid:
MID: <c65504c436778934b3e8a0fb022b7618@dizum.com>
=================================================
>> it appears I've kicked your ass so hard it's
>> damaged your brain, DildoRider.

> then it appears that you like shooting fish in
> barrels, intellectually lazy fuckhead that you are.

Well, you've just admitted that intellectually kicking your ass is
akin to shooting fish in a barrel... IOW, you've admitted that you're
stoooopid. No un-ringing that bell.

<snicker>
=================================================

DildoRider admits he's "really stupid" (his words). LOL
MID: <8a9faed11123abfaa1257fb33fb0c082@dizum.com>
=================================================
> so what you're saying is that your targets for attack
> have to be really stupid or else you can't manage?
=================================================

DildoRider admits much more about himself:
MID: <36c6802852caf4f712515dedb738e450@dizum.com>
=================================================
"absolutely and completely retarded, insane, gay, ugly, smelly,
toothless, dirt-poor, incontinent and possibly homeless"
=================================================

This is a libtard's method of "winning", for fuck sake.

150 IQ? LOL

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#566745

On Wed, 30 Mar 2016 22:49:50 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>Why would I do that and give you *another* chance to GoogleRape up
>*another* photo similar to mine,

" similar to mine"    Bwahahaha!

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#566756

On Wed, 30 Mar 2016 17:03:57 -0400, Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

> On Wed, 30 Mar 2016 22:49:50 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>
>> Why would I do that and give you *another* chance to GoogleRape up
>> *another* photo similar to mine,
>
> " similar to mine"    Bwahahaha!

so similar that it's almost as if he mirrored a pic of a RHD lotus and  
color-corrected and skewed another image of an exige emblem, got busted,  
and now he's yammering endlessly about it.

ATTN fakey, i have another angle of that 77 vette that i can post.  btw:  
that's an 84 in the garage.

-- 
the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png

-

"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.  it says that you're in denial  
about the inversion of your AC legs.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as  
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

   //float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
   //float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);

   float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
   float_precision t=float_precision(0);    // time variable
   float_precision sum=float_precision(0);  // sum of SnickerTurd's  
ridiculous sinewave mess
   float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25);  //  
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
   float_precision PI;
   PI =_float_table(_PI,25);

   // this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
   while(sum < snickerPrediction){

     // fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:  
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
     sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*  
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))  
+  
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));

     // perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh  
snickerTurds
     if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
       cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
     }
     t = t+STEP;
   }
/*

Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves  
never reaches that.  They never reach their max values at the same time.   
That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and  
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when  
summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't  
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while  
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has  
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.

*/
   cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<  
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly  
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016

 

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#566829

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
<news:op.ye5q1cqztm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
into the wood chipper again:

> On Wed, 30 Mar 2016 17:03:57 -0400, Trailer Trash Tony
> the Law-Breaking Scam-Running Drug-Dealing Wife-Beating
> Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist
> High-School-Dropout Needle-Tracked Drug-Addled Alcoholic
> Pissbum (aka Tony Ray Rawlings, aka Anton Ray Eaks of
> 600 Raintree Blvd #58, Lamplighter Trailer Park,
> Canon City, CO), socked up as Skeet
> <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote:

>> On Wed, 30 Mar 2016 22:49:50 +0200 (CEST), Friendly Neighborhood
>> Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>>> Why would I do that and give you *another* chance to GoogleRape up
>>> *another* photo similar to mine,

>> " similar to mine"    Bwahahaha!

Different angle, different distance, different color, different angle
of the "speckles" to the badges, different size of "speckles" except
for those that DildoRider pasted from the dark forest green photo to
my photo. He got caught red-handed... and he got caught in several
lies... then he tried to backpedal... now he's trying to double-down
on his compulsive lying.

This isn't the first time he's been caught lying, after all. He is a
compulsive liar.

<snicker>

>> <http://imgur.com/xt9bcTq>
>> 
>> I were a execyootive reegunal sailes man making deleverys.
>> Now I are a toofless unemployalbe pissbum.

<snicker>

>> I just found out today. Maybe a year. I love you all.
>> My shits fucked up anyboby givs a damn?

No.

Lying Drug-Abusing Woman-Beating Pissbum Trailer Trash Tony Ray Eaks.

<snicker>

> so similar that it's almost as if he mirrored a pic of a RHD lotus and  
> color-corrected and skewed another image of an exige emblem, got busted,  
> and now he's yammering endlessly about it.

Liar. You stretched, twisted, skewed and contorted the photos until
they fit, to include pasting "speckles" from the dark forest green
photo to my photo... except you forgot that if my photo had been
edited to reduce the "speckles" (which Paint can't do), those
"speckles" you red-circled would have been *smaller* in my photo...
they were the same size, proving you pasted them in. In addition, you
pasted them in at the wrong angle, because you're a mathematical
mega-moron who can't do math or angles. And you did all that to try to
justify your crack-fueled 24/7 obsessive-compulsive stalking.

Robert Michael Wolfe of Pittsburgh, PA is a compulsive liar and an
obsessive-compulsive stalking photofuckering image-editing sack of
shit.

<snicker>

> ATTN fakey, i have another angle of that 77 vette that i can post.  btw:  
> that's an 84 in the garage.

You mean the "'73 Vette" you got caught lying about, then you
backpedaled with a "jus' torllin'" because you knew you'd been caught
in a lie, so you claimed your parents had owned it for 9 years, which
would mean you should have known it was a '77... then you doubled-down
with another raped photo from the same obscure website while claiming
your lower-middle-class parents living in a modest rural home on fixed
incomes own *two* Vettes, except the picture of the driveway shows
trees that aren't there in your parent's actual driveway? You're a
compulsive liar, remember? You also claimed your parents were rich and
were going to leave you a "trust fund" until I published their net
worth, then you backpedaled and claimed your "rich relatives" were
going to leave you "trust funds". You can't stop lying, DildoRider.
LOL

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Obsessed Retard. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Cracky McCrackhead. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Photofuckering Fuckwit. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In Usenet History. LOL

<snicker>

-- 

Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
DildoRider, aka Teh Mop Jockey)
5907 Stanton Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA
(412) 853-6395
(412) 799-0532
(412) 665-8289
(412) 404-8757

DildoRider admits he's stoooopid:
MID: <c65504c436778934b3e8a0fb022b7618@dizum.com>
=================================================
>> it appears I've kicked your ass so hard it's
>> damaged your brain, DildoRider.

> then it appears that you like shooting fish in
> barrels, intellectually lazy fuckhead that you are.

Well, you've just admitted that intellectually kicking your ass is
akin to shooting fish in a barrel... IOW, you've admitted that you're
stoooopid. No un-ringing that bell.

<snicker>
=================================================

DildoRider admits he's "really stupid" (his words). LOL
MID: <8a9faed11123abfaa1257fb33fb0c082@dizum.com>
=================================================
> so what you're saying is that your targets for attack
> have to be really stupid or else you can't manage?
=================================================

DildoRider admits much more about himself:
MID: <36c6802852caf4f712515dedb738e450@dizum.com>
=================================================
"absolutely and completely retarded, insane, gay, ugly, smelly,
toothless, dirt-poor, incontinent and possibly homeless"
=================================================

This is a libtard's method of "winning", for fuck sake.

150 IQ? LOL

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#566777

In article <27102aa4599d7c7a3106a45153b3cbea@dizum.com>, 
FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx says...


> > i doesn't seem like you're ever going to post that "other angle" of your  
> > exige emblem.
> 
> Why would I do that and give you *another* chance to GoogleRape up
> *another* photo similar to mine, then edit the photos to add
> "speckles" so you can crow that they're the same photo, despite being
> taken at different angles, different distances, and are photos of two
> different color cars, all to justify your months-long 24/7
> crack-fueled obsessive-compulsive stalking of your Usenet Lord and
> Master because I drop-kicked your moronic ass across Usenet for your
> pSpamming pSinewave pSychosis pStupidity, while you get caught in lie
> after lie because you're a compulsive liar on top of being an
> obsessive-compulsive stalker?
> 

Because you're a lying queer gay faggot?

-- 
Mustaffa Sheboygan

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#566779

Mustaffa Sheboygan wrote:
> In article <27102aa4599d7c7a3106a45153b3cbea@dizum.com>,
> FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx says...
> 
> 
>>> i doesn't seem like you're ever going to post that "other angle" of
>>> your exige emblem.
>> 
>> Why would I do that and give you *another* chance to GoogleRape up
>> *another* photo similar to mine, then edit the photos to add
>> "speckles" so you can crow that they're the same photo, despite being
>> taken at different angles, different distances, and are photos of two
>> different color cars, all to justify your months-long 24/7
>> crack-fueled obsessive-compulsive stalking of your Usenet Lord and
>> Master because I drop-kicked your moronic ass across Usenet for your
>> pSpamming pSinewave pSychosis pStupidity, while you get caught in lie
>> after lie because you're a compulsive liar on top of being an
>> obsessive-compulsive stalker?
>> 
> 
> Because you're a lying queer gay faggot?

this is where i left 4 days ago

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#566780

On Wed, 30 Mar 2016 19:04:54 -0400, % <persent@gmail.com> wrote:

> Mustaffa Sheboygan wrote:
>> In article <27102aa4599d7c7a3106a45153b3cbea@dizum.com>,
>> FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx says...
>>
>>>> i doesn't seem like you're ever going to post that "other angle" of
>>>> your exige emblem.
>>>  Why would I do that and give you *another* chance to GoogleRape up
>>> *another* photo similar to mine, then edit the photos to add
>>> "speckles" so you can crow that they're the same photo, despite being
>>> taken at different angles, different distances, and are photos of two
>>> different color cars, all to justify your months-long 24/7
>>> crack-fueled obsessive-compulsive stalking of your Usenet Lord and
>>> Master because I drop-kicked your moronic ass across Usenet for your
>>> pSpamming pSinewave pSychosis pStupidity, while you get caught in lie
>>> after lie because you're a compulsive liar on top of being an
>>> obsessive-compulsive stalker?
>>>
>>  Because you're a lying queer gay faggot?
>
> this is where i left 4 days ago

has he showed you his gables?

-- 
the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png

-

"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.  it says that you're in denial  
about the inversion of your AC legs.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as  
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

   //float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
   //float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);

   float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
   float_precision t=float_precision(0);    // time variable
   float_precision sum=float_precision(0);  // sum of SnickerTurd's  
ridiculous sinewave mess
   float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25);  //  
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
   float_precision PI;
   PI =_float_table(_PI,25);

   // this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
   while(sum < snickerPrediction){

     // fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:  
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
     sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*  
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))  
+  
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));

     // perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh  
snickerTurds
     if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
       cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
     }
     t = t+STEP;
   }
/*

Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves  
never reaches that.  They never reach their max values at the same time.   
That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and  
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when  
summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't  
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while  
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has  
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.

*/
   cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<  
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly  
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

-

http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016

 

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#566832

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate The PickleTickler), socked up as
Mustaffa Sheboygan, in
<news:MPG.3165fa8c511c0f9298cc38@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:

> In article <27102aa4599d7c7a3106a45153b3cbea@dizum.com>, 
> Chimpy's Usenet Lord and Master
> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> says...

>> Why would I do that and give you *another* chance to GoogleRape up
>> *another* photo similar to mine, then edit the photos to add
>> "speckles" so you can crow that they're the same photo, despite being
>> taken at different angles, different distances, and are photos of two
>> different color cars, all to justify your months-long 24/7
>> crack-fueled obsessive-compulsive stalking of your Usenet Lord and
>> Master because I drop-kicked your moronic ass across Usenet for your
>> pSpamming pSinewave pSychosis pStupidity, while you get caught in lie
>> after lie because you're a compulsive liar on top of being an
>> obsessive-compulsive stalker?

> Because you're a lying queer gay faggot?

How much longer are you going to project your gay queer gay faggotism
before the entire world acknowledges that you are, indeed, the
"throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's words), Chimpy?

Chimpy has insisted for *years* that a vagina was actually "a man's
gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words) because he's *so*
gay that even when he looks straight at a vagina, all he sees is "a
man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words). That's
because Chimpy *is* the "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's
words). That's why Chimpy responds to the name "Ignorant Gay Lying
Faggot Slut". LOL

Chimpy had the goatse image in his fapfolder, so when I posted that
picture of a gaping vagina in reference to his story about "the one
who got away" thinking that a ragged-out crack whore would be the
*best* Chimpy could hope to attract, Chimpy immediately launched into
a years-long rant about his "lost love" being the goatse image.

How else would Chimpy know that the "lost love" image was an altered
version of the goatse image to show a vagina rather than male dangly
bits, and why would he insist for *years* that his "lost love"
actually had male dangly bits? LOL!

A paraphrasing of what Chimpy was essentially ranting for *years*:
"Nuhhh-uhhhh! That image is supposed to be the goatse image! I should
know, I have it in my fapfolder and it was *my* "lost love"! You will
immediately change the image of my lost love back to having a "man's
gaping asshole", "gaping asshole and balls", "giant ball-like labia"
and "a nut sack swinging" or I'll stamp my high heels and hit you with
my purse!" LOL!

Take, for instance, this emoticon: :(

And now I'll change it to: :-)

But Chimpy will insist it's still a noseless sad-face emoticon because
he was caught insisting that the picture of his "lost love" was
actually the goatse image and that his "lost love" actually had a
"man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and balls"
(Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and "a nut
sack swinging" (Chimpy's words)... he has no other choice but to
insist that every altered image is still the original and therefore
that his "lost love" *was* a man as he's insisted for years... which
makes him the "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's words) LOL

Message-ID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
================================================================
She's the fish that got away, all because Chimpy didn't have $5 or a
rock of crack as payment. She was...
  /     \             \            /    \
 |       |                        |      |
 |  '    `.            ASSHOLE    |       :
 \        |               |       \|       |
  \       | /             v       \\       :
  /\      \/   _--               __| \     |
 /  \      \_-~        / (*) \      ~-\    |
 |   \_     \        _/-------\.____,_\|   |
  \    \     \_,____// _ ___ _ (____>  /   |
   \,___\      < ___)  ______ (_____>     /
   ^    /\ |   < ____)/      \(_____>  |_/\
   |   / /\|   <_____)        | (___>   /  \
 BOOB |   (   _<____)\_______/  /// _/ /    \
      |    \  \_   \\\_________/// (__/      \
     | \    \___)   \`--\\_//--'/           /|
     |  \           /         \            / |
    |    \_        /      ^    \         _/  |
    |             /       |     \            |
    |          / /     VAGINA    \           |
    |         / /                 \          |
   |           /                   |         |
   |          |                    |         |
...that big. But unlike fishermen's tales of "the one that got away",
this one doesn't get bigger with time, only smaller.
================================================================
Note the labeling so Chimpy can find his way around unfamiliar
territory. LOL!

Come to find out, Chimpy's "lost love" was a result of a hard drive
crash. LOL!

===============================================================
Message-ID: <4af9faf781574d85240bcd2d06d7a9db@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <cc6ce0e71e2718523441a614bc8d9f84@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <69b99d078b48ab360354cf8167ef141d@dizum.com>

Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog homodaddy" (Chimpy's
words) "did to his asshole... like turn it inside-out" (Chimpy's
words), an experience that was like "trying to stuff the toothpaste
back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused him to become the
"poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words)
who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass"
(Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words)
and "He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words).

One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
===============================================================

But that was just the beginning, poor Chimpy gives off such a gay vibe
that he is molested everywhere he goes:
Message-ID: <d0a42c55ff9c918eaab1241d3c4cec3e@dizum.com>
===============================================================
> I think what it means, is that you don't need to worry about waking up 
> from the anesthesia with your pants around your ankles, laying face-down 
> in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you you can spit now.
===============================================================

Let's add some emphasis to better suss the meaning of Chimpy's words:
===============================================================
> I think what it means, is that *you* don't need to "worry" about waking up 
> from the anesthesia with *your* pants around *your* ankles, laying face-down 
> in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you *you* can spit now.
===============================================================

But apparently Chimpy's *so* gay he does need to "worry" (read: hope)
that he wakes up in that condition. LOL

So in short, Chimpy is a real-world Mr. Garrison from South Park. He
drives around in his little pooftercar honking his bulb-horn and
shouting "I am NOT gaaaaaay! I dare any man to pound my ass to prove
iiiiit! I guarantee I'll pretend to not like it no matter how hard you
pounnnnnd.".

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
Muahahaha, etc.

You ignorant gay lying faggot slut.

<snicker>

-- 

FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be29596c7a5e11f8eef@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb94915166440ceb1190f@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2ab54c7a8618864f2@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c02a89f8acfd8c2f8@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525fb2c441289a7b3c1b@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df60552fec12941ad0c47@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e6d5252e4b2f955b1@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680f39ec3ca7f7e1613@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf0d73268cb1a697e9@dizum.com>
MID: <1b8820753ce4e2da87b17874d123f783@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0a45e91ce73d37d44@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389ea8894228e51614a3@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca89fd9eda221cb83c@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839d004420449391270@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a10096805606ec6dc5866@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0d2b4a66170b4e4d7@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98470365178072415a@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd3a60e8defda0b966@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac06ee55f90199c3aaa@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b7d2658130dcb927e@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a906207c9f74c4a3a06@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46dd50e2692e160d92@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e6e275ea23b984323@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>

Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e652e819482238fbd@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"

Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"

MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$1@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$5@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <b068d280517a2d6c831d4a43f2cc8d31@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <afe97a65ff77e7382ad77cf18ea63e85@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL

Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

/\                  Properly known as Bill
  \    /\      The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
   \  /  \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
    \/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.

Message-ID: <l7m8ig$1ld$7@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8jh$1le$8@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8lh$1le$9@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8ne$1ld$8@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8pc$1le$10@news.mixmin.net>
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#566839

In article <a39810a62f951ffa152c447d8a75f120@dizum.com>, 
FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx says...


>   /     \             \            /    \
>  |       |                        |      |
>  |  '    `.            ASSHOLE    |       :
>  \        |               |       \|       |
>   \       | /             v       \\       :
>   /\      \/   _--               __| \     |
>  /  \      \_-~        / (*) \      ~-\    |
>  |   \_     \        _/-------\.____,_\|   |
>   \    \     \_,____// _ ___ _ (____>  /   |
>    \,___\      < ___)  ______ (_____>     /
>    ^    /\ |   < ____)/      \(_____>  |_/\
>    |   / /\|   <_____)        | (___>   /  \
>  BOOB |   (   _<____)\_______/  /// _/ /    \
>       |    \  \_   \\\_________/// (__/      \
>      | \    \___)   \`--\\_//--'/           /|
>      |  \           /         \            / |
>     |    \_        /      ^    \         _/  |
>     |             /       |     \            |
>     |          / /     VAGINA    \           |
>     |         / /                 \          |
>    |           /                   |         |
>    |          |                    |         |
> 

Nobody wants to look at your neutered fuckhole, Fakey.  I want to see a 
picture of your nonexistent Lotus with a handwritten note sitting on the 
seat saying "SPANKY-SPANKY!"  LOL... and don't forget the (tm)!

-- 
Mustaffa Sheboygan

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#566989

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate The PickleTickler), socked up as
Mustaffa Sheboygan, in
<news:MPG.31664ce241fdebe098cc3b@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:

> In article <a39810a62f951ffa152c447d8a75f120@dizum.com>, 
> Chimpy's Usenet Lord and Master
> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> says...

>> How much longer are you going to project your gay queer gay faggotism
>> before the entire world acknowledges that you are, indeed, the
>> "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's words), Chimpy?
>> 
>> Chimpy has insisted for *years* that a vagina was actually "a man's
>> gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words) because he's *so*
>> gay that even when he looks straight at a vagina, all he sees is "a
>> man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words). That's
>> because Chimpy *is* the "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's
>> words). That's why Chimpy responds to the name "Ignorant Gay Lying
>> Faggot Slut". LOL
>> 
>> Chimpy had the goatse image in his fapfolder, so when I posted that
>> picture of a gaping vagina in reference to his story about "the one
>> who got away" thinking that a ragged-out crack whore would be the
>> *best* Chimpy could hope to attract, Chimpy immediately launched into
>> a years-long rant about his "lost love" being the goatse image.
>> 
>> How else would Chimpy know that the "lost love" image was an altered
>> version of the goatse image to show a vagina rather than male dangly
>> bits, and why would he insist for *years* that his "lost love"
>> actually had male dangly bits? LOL!
>> 
>> A paraphrasing of what Chimpy was essentially ranting for *years*:
>> "Nuhhh-uhhhh! That image is supposed to be the goatse image! I should
>> know, I have it in my fapfolder and it was *my* "lost love"! You will
>> immediately change the image of my lost love back to having a "man's
>> gaping asshole", "gaping asshole and balls", "giant ball-like labia"
>> and "a nut sack swinging" or I'll stamp my high heels and hit you with
>> my purse!" LOL!
>> 
>> Take, for instance, this emoticon: :(
>> 
>> And now I'll change it to: :-)
>> 
>> But Chimpy will insist it's still a noseless sad-face emoticon because
>> he was caught insisting that the picture of his "lost love" was
>> actually the goatse image and that his "lost love" actually had a
>> "man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and balls"
>> (Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and "a nut
>> sack swinging" (Chimpy's words)... he has no other choice but to
>> insist that every altered image is still the original and therefore
>> that his "lost love" *was* a man as he's insisted for years... which
>> makes him the "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's words) LOL
>> 
>> Message-ID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
>> ================================================================
>> She's the fish that got away, all because Chimpy didn't have $5 or a
>> rock of crack as payment. She was...
>>   /     \             \            /    \
>>  |       |                        |      |
>>  |  '    `.            ASSHOLE    |       :
>>  \        |               |       \|       |
>>   \       | /             v       \\       :
>>   /\      \/   _--               __| \     |
>>  /  \      \_-~        / (*) \      ~-\    |
>>  |   \_     \        _/-------\.____,_\|   |
>>   \    \     \_,____// _ ___ _ (____>  /   |
>>    \,___\      < ___)  ______ (_____>     /
>>    ^    /\ |   < ____)/      \(_____>  |_/\
>>    |   / /\|   <_____)        | (___>   /  \
>>  BOOB |   (   _<____)\_______/  /// _/ /    \
>>       |    \  \_   \\\_________/// (__/      \
>>      | \    \___)   \`--\\_//--'/           /|
>>      |  \           /         \            / |
>>     |    \_        /      ^    \         _/  |
>>     |             /       |     \            |
>>     |          / /     VAGINA    \           |
>>     |         / /                 \          |
>>    |           /                   |         |
>>    |          |                    |         |
>> ...that big. But unlike fishermen's tales of "the one that got away",
>> this one doesn't get bigger with time, only smaller.
>> ================================================================
>> Note the labeling so Chimpy can find his way around unfamiliar
>> territory. LOL!
>> 
>> Come to find out, Chimpy's "lost love" was a result of a hard drive
>> crash. LOL!
>> 
>> ===============================================================
>> Message-ID: <4af9faf781574d85240bcd2d06d7a9db@dizum.com>
>> Message-ID: <cc6ce0e71e2718523441a614bc8d9f84@dizum.com>
>> Message-ID: <69b99d078b48ab360354cf8167ef141d@dizum.com>
>> 
>> Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
>> words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
>> words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
>> words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog homodaddy" (Chimpy's
>> words) "did to his asshole... like turn it inside-out" (Chimpy's
>> words), an experience that was like "trying to stuff the toothpaste
>> back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused him to become the
>> "poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words)
>> who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass"
>> (Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words)
>> and "He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words).
>> 
>> One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
>> was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
>> something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
>> something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
>> plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
>> had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
>> ===============================================================
>> 
>> But that was just the beginning, poor Chimpy gives off such a gay vibe
>> that he is molested everywhere he goes:
>> Message-ID: <d0a42c55ff9c918eaab1241d3c4cec3e@dizum.com>
>> ===============================================================
> >> I think what it means, is that you don't need to worry about waking up 
> >> from the anesthesia with your pants around your ankles, laying face-down 
> >> in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you you can spit now.
>> ===============================================================
>> 
>> Let's add some emphasis to better suss the meaning of Chimpy's words:
>> ===============================================================
> >> I think what it means, is that *you* don't need to "worry" about waking up 
> >> from the anesthesia with *your* pants around *your* ankles, laying face-down 
> >> in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you *you* can spit now.
>> ===============================================================
>> 
>> But apparently Chimpy's *so* gay he does need to "worry" (read: hope)
>> that he wakes up in that condition. LOL
>> 
>> So in short, Chimpy is a real-world Mr. Garrison from South Park. He
>> drives around in his little pooftercar honking his bulb-horn and
>> shouting "I am NOT gaaaaaay! I dare any man to pound my ass to prove
>> iiiiit! I guarantee I'll pretend to not like it no matter how hard you
>> pounnnnnd.".
>> 
>> Melt, Chimpy, melt.
>> Froth, Chimpy, froth.
>> Dance, Chimpy, dance!
>> Muahahaha, etc.
>> 
>> You ignorant gay lying faggot slut.
>> 
>> <snicker>

> Nobody wants to look at your neutered fuckhole, Fakey.  I want to see a 
> picture of your nonexistent Lotus with a handwritten note sitting on the 
> seat saying "SPANKY-SPANKY!"  LOL... and don't forget the (tm)!

Bwahahahaaa! Chimpy's so gay he's *still* seeing a "man's gaping
asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and balls" (Chimpy's
words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and "a nut sack
swinging" (Chimpy's words).

And he's still responding to the name Ignorant Gay Lying Faggot Slut.

What a gay queer gay fag!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
Muahahaha, etc.

You ignorant gay lying faggot slut.

<snicker>

-- 

FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be29596c7a5e11f8eef@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb94915166440ceb1190f@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2ab54c7a8618864f2@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c02a89f8acfd8c2f8@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525fb2c441289a7b3c1b@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df60552fec12941ad0c47@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e6d5252e4b2f955b1@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680f39ec3ca7f7e1613@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf0d73268cb1a697e9@dizum.com>
MID: <1b8820753ce4e2da87b17874d123f783@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0a45e91ce73d37d44@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389ea8894228e51614a3@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca89fd9eda221cb83c@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839d004420449391270@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a10096805606ec6dc5866@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0d2b4a66170b4e4d7@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98470365178072415a@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd3a60e8defda0b966@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac06ee55f90199c3aaa@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b7d2658130dcb927e@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a906207c9f74c4a3a06@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46dd50e2692e160d92@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e6e275ea23b984323@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>

Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e652e819482238fbd@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"

Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"

MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$1@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$5@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <b068d280517a2d6c831d4a43f2cc8d31@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <afe97a65ff77e7382ad77cf18ea63e85@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL

Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

/\                  Properly known as Bill
  \    /\      The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
   \  /  \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
    \/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

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