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| Started by | Mikkel Haaheim <mikkelhaaheim@gmail.com> |
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| First post | 2016-05-19 12:47 -0700 |
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Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science Mikkel Haaheim <mikkelhaaheim@gmail.com> - 2016-05-19 12:47 -0700
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science James McGinn <jimmcginn9@gmail.com> - 2016-05-19 14:19 -0700
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science pnalsing@gmail.com - 2016-05-19 16:21 -0700
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science James McGinn <jimmcginn9@gmail.com> - 2016-05-19 18:06 -0700
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science pnalsing@gmail.com - 2016-05-19 20:38 -0700
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science James McGinn <jimmcginn9@gmail.com> - 2016-05-19 20:55 -0700
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science pnalsing@gmail.com - 2016-05-19 21:49 -0700
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science James McGinn <jimmcginn9@gmail.com> - 2016-05-20 14:18 -0700
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science pnalsing@gmail.com - 2016-05-20 14:48 -0700
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-05-20 17:27 -0500
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science pnalsing@gmail.com - 2016-05-20 19:54 -0700
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-05-20 23:07 -0500
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com - 2016-05-20 05:01 +0000
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-05-20 08:02 +0200
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-05-20 00:34 -0700
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-05-21 00:37 +0000
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-05-21 08:21 +0200
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science wod@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Wader of Doom, WoD #1) - 2016-05-21 07:46 +0100
Fakey punks out again Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-05-21 00:29 -0700
Re: Fakey punks out again Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-05-22 07:52 +0200
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science Skeet DoW # 420 <Skeet@notinvalid.invalid> - 2016-05-21 07:26 -0600
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science James McGinn <jimmcginn9@gmail.com> - 2016-05-22 10:14 -0700
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science Mikkel Haaheim <mikkelhaaheim@gmail.com> - 2016-05-20 02:25 -0700
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science James McGinn <jimmcginn9@gmail.com> - 2016-05-20 14:19 -0700
Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science James McGinn <jimmcginn9@gmail.com> - 2016-05-22 10:05 -0700
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| From | Mikkel Haaheim <mikkelhaaheim@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2016-05-19 12:47 -0700 |
| Subject | Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science |
| Message-ID | <6095922a-3502-45fa-b05a-adce9d7f27a6@googlegroups.com> |
> > Tell us again why we should believe that moist air contains gaseous H2O if such has never been detected. It HAS been detected. It is differentially detectable through EM absorbtion spectra. > > Tell us again why we should believe moist air is lighter than dry air if such has never been measured. It HAS been measured, both directly and indirectly. It is also easily measurable through simple lab experiments. > > Tell us again how the undetected gaseous H2O released 1,000 times the latent heat than has ever been measured in a laboratory upon condensing from a gaseous H2O that has never been detected. Again, the gaseous H2O HAS been detected. Otherwise, not sure what you are asking. > > Tell us how this undetected latent heat pushes the atmosphere and, somehow, causes the emergence of distinct bands of flow-jetstreams-along the tropopause. Heat causes gases to expand, increasing pressure. This has been long established through easily reproducible experiments. As for the jet stream, look up "NWS Jet Stream", also found under "jet stream meteorology". > > Tell us how this explains the highly structured entities, tornadoes, that have been observed descending down from the sky. Not related to the jet stream. Tornadoes form in stor supercells, which result from the combination of large high pressure masses (hot air) combining with large low pressure masses (cold air). > > Tell us all of these things and keep telling us, over an over again, until you are so sick of telling us that you have no choice but to admit that what you've been telling us is complete nonsense.
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| From | James McGinn <jimmcginn9@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2016-05-19 14:19 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <c32ee5e0-444a-489c-b369-6a444e411854@googlegroups.com> |
| In reply to | #579007 |
On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 12:47:15 PM UTC-7, Mikkel Haaheim wrote: > > > > Tell us again why we should believe that moist air contains gaseous H2O if such has never been detected. > > It HAS been detected. Show the data. Show me something reproducible, or make a retraction. Fair enough? No more BS. Put up or shut up.
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| From | pnalsing@gmail.com |
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| Date | 2016-05-19 16:21 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <cdabda29-de77-4669-9a5f-844885e6d6bd@googlegroups.com> |
| In reply to | #579032 |
On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 2:19:06 PM UTC-7, James McGinn wrote: > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 12:47:15 PM UTC-7, Mikkel Haaheim wrote: > > > > > > Tell us again why we should believe that moist air contains gaseous H2O if such has never been detected. > > > > It HAS been detected. > > Show the data. Show me something reproducible, or make a retraction. > > Fair enough? > > > No more BS. Put up or shut up. Show the data. The exact same statement has been made about you, multiple times. No more BS. Put up or shut up. Prove that humid air is heavier than light air. the burden is on you, since it is you who is making an extraordinary claim. That's the way science works.
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| From | James McGinn <jimmcginn9@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2016-05-19 18:06 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <9aa8c45c-017a-4cae-8208-16f57051420c@googlegroups.com> |
| In reply to | #579070 |
On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 4:21:20 PM UTC-7, pnal...@gmail.com wrote: > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 2:19:06 PM UTC-7, James McGinn wrote: > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 12:47:15 PM UTC-7, Mikkel Haaheim wrote: > > > > > > > > Tell us again why we should believe that moist air contains gaseous H2O if such has never been detected. > > > > > > It HAS been detected. > > > > Show the data. Show me something reproducible, or make a retraction. > > > > Fair enough? > > > > > > No more BS. Put up or shut up. Show the data. > > The exact same statement has been made about you, multiple times. > > No more BS. Put up or shut up. Prove that humid air is heavier than light air. the burden is on you, since it is you who is making an extraordinary claim. > > That's the way science works. You can't provide what doesn't exist, can you?
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| From | pnalsing@gmail.com |
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| Date | 2016-05-19 20:38 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <e5837a4a-e229-4e9d-977e-25c488248fda@googlegroups.com> |
| In reply to | #579115 |
On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 6:06:44 PM UTC-7, James McGinn wrote: > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 4:21:20 PM UTC-7, pnal...@gmail.com wrote: > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 2:19:06 PM UTC-7, James McGinn wrote: > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 12:47:15 PM UTC-7, Mikkel Haaheim wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Tell us again why we should believe that moist air contains gaseous H2O if such has never been detected. > > > > > > > > It HAS been detected. > > > > > > Show the data. Show me something reproducible, or make a retraction. > > > > > > Fair enough? > > > > > > > > > No more BS. Put up or shut up. Show the data. > > > > The exact same statement has been made about you, multiple times. > > > > No more BS. Put up or shut up. Prove that humid air is heavier than light air. the burden is on you, since it is you who is making an extraordinary claim. > > > > That's the way science works. > > You can't provide what doesn't exist, can you? You can't produce observations or experiments that prove your position, not now or not ever. You are just a loud-mouthed uneducated fool. I don't need to prove a darn thing, it has already been done hundreds of times before in laboratories around the world. Look it up.
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| From | James McGinn <jimmcginn9@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2016-05-19 20:55 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <876e9c74-c8eb-495e-ab99-5c1a94cde8ee@googlegroups.com> |
| In reply to | #579156 |
On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 8:38:16 PM UTC-7, pnal...@gmail.com wrote: > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 6:06:44 PM UTC-7, James McGinn wrote: > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 4:21:20 PM UTC-7, pnal...@gmail.com wrote: > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 2:19:06 PM UTC-7, James McGinn wrote: > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 12:47:15 PM UTC-7, Mikkel Haaheim wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Tell us again why we should believe that moist air contains gaseous H2O if such has never been detected. > > > > > > > > > > It HAS been detected. > > > > > > > > Show the data. Show me something reproducible, or make a retraction. > > > > > > > > Fair enough? > > > > > > > > > > > > No more BS. Put up or shut up. Show the data. > > > > > > The exact same statement has been made about you, multiple times. > > > > > > No more BS. Put up or shut up. Prove that humid air is heavier than light air. the burden is on you, since it is you who is making an extraordinary claim. > > > > > > That's the way science works. > > > > You can't provide what doesn't exist, can you? > > You can't produce observations or experiments that prove your position, not now or not ever. You are just a loud-mouthed uneducated fool. > > I don't need to prove a darn thing, it has already been done hundreds of times before in laboratories around the world. Look it up. So, let me get this straight, hundreds of times and you can't even find one?
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| From | pnalsing@gmail.com |
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| Date | 2016-05-19 21:49 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <98173b55-ba58-450a-b205-6ae56d28f8c0@googlegroups.com> |
| In reply to | #579162 |
On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 8:55:07 PM UTC-7, James McGinn wrote: > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 8:38:16 PM UTC-7, pnal...@gmail.com wrote: > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 6:06:44 PM UTC-7, James McGinn wrote: > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 4:21:20 PM UTC-7, pnal...@gmail.com wrote: > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 2:19:06 PM UTC-7, James McGinn wrote: > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 12:47:15 PM UTC-7, Mikkel Haaheim wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tell us again why we should believe that moist air contains gaseous H2O if such has never been detected. > > > > > > > > > > > > It HAS been detected. > > > > > > > > > > Show the data. Show me something reproducible, or make a retraction. > > > > > > > > > > Fair enough? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No more BS. Put up or shut up. Show the data. > > > > > > > > The exact same statement has been made about you, multiple times. > > > > > > > > No more BS. Put up or shut up. Prove that humid air is heavier than light air. the burden is on you, since it is you who is making an extraordinary claim. > > > > > > > > That's the way science works. > > > > > > You can't provide what doesn't exist, can you? > > > > You can't produce observations or experiments that prove your position, not now or not ever. You are just a loud-mouthed uneducated fool. > > > > I don't need to prove a darn thing, it has already been done hundreds of times before in laboratories around the world. Look it up. > > So, let me get this straight, hundreds of times and you can't even find one? Don't be so obtuse, I can find hundreds! Can't you? Are you too stupid to do an internet search? Like I said, LOOK IT UP!
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| From | James McGinn <jimmcginn9@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2016-05-20 14:18 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <b32a1711-a086-4918-b1cd-bd0c2d7b406b@googlegroups.com> |
| In reply to | #579170 |
On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 9:49:19 PM UTC-7, pnal...@gmail.com wrote: > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 8:55:07 PM UTC-7, James McGinn wrote: > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 8:38:16 PM UTC-7, pnal...@gmail.com wrote: > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 6:06:44 PM UTC-7, James McGinn wrote: > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 4:21:20 PM UTC-7, pnal...@gmail.com wrote: > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 2:19:06 PM UTC-7, James McGinn wrote: > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 12:47:15 PM UTC-7, Mikkel Haaheim wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tell us again why we should believe that moist air contains gaseous H2O if such has never been detected. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It HAS been detected. > > > > > > > > > > > > Show the data. Show me something reproducible, or make a retraction. > > > > > > > > > > > > Fair enough? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No more BS. Put up or shut up. Show the data. > > > > > > > > > > The exact same statement has been made about you, multiple times. > > > > > > > > > > No more BS. Put up or shut up. Prove that humid air is heavier than light air. the burden is on you, since it is you who is making an extraordinary claim. > > > > > > > > > > That's the way science works. > > > > > > > > You can't provide what doesn't exist, can you? > > > > > > You can't produce observations or experiments that prove your position, not now or not ever. You are just a loud-mouthed uneducated fool. > > > > > > I don't need to prove a darn thing, it has already been done hundreds of times before in laboratories around the world. Look it up. > > > > So, let me get this straight, hundreds of times and you can't even find one? > > Don't be so obtuse, I can find hundreds! Feel free to quote it directly (IYO, your imagination doesn't count). Can't you? Are you too stupid to do an internet search? Like I said, LOOK IT UP! So, you want me to do your research for you? Gee, I wonder why.
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| From | pnalsing@gmail.com |
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| Date | 2016-05-20 14:48 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <b56ba53b-dd5e-44d4-be1e-fc6b09a04fc3@googlegroups.com> |
| In reply to | #579313 |
On Friday, May 20, 2016 at 2:18:40 PM UTC-7, James McGinn wrote: > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 9:49:19 PM UTC-7, pnal...@gmail.com wrote: > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 8:55:07 PM UTC-7, James McGinn wrote: > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 8:38:16 PM UTC-7, pnal...@gmail.com wrote: > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 6:06:44 PM UTC-7, James McGinn wrote: > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 4:21:20 PM UTC-7, pnal...@gmail.com wrote: > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 2:19:06 PM UTC-7, James McGinn wrote: > > > > > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 12:47:15 PM UTC-7, Mikkel Haaheim wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tell us again why we should believe that moist air contains gaseous H2O if such has never been detected. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It HAS been detected. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Show the data. Show me something reproducible, or make a retraction. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fair enough? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No more BS. Put up or shut up. Show the data. > > > > > > > > > > > > The exact same statement has been made about you, multiple times. > > > > > > > > > > > > No more BS. Put up or shut up. Prove that humid air is heavier than light air. the burden is on you, since it is you who is making an extraordinary claim. > > > > > > > > > > > > That's the way science works. > > > > > > > > > > You can't provide what doesn't exist, can you? > > > > > > > > You can't produce observations or experiments that prove your position, not now or not ever. You are just a loud-mouthed uneducated fool. > > > > > > > > I don't need to prove a darn thing, it has already been done hundreds of times before in laboratories around the world. Look it up. > > > > > > So, let me get this straight, hundreds of times and you can't even find one? > > > > Don't be so obtuse, I can find hundreds! > > Feel free to quote it directly (IYO, your imagination doesn't count). > > > Can't you? Are you too stupid to do an internet search? Like I said, LOOK IT UP! > > So, you want me to do your research for you? Gee, I wonder why. Jim, I've done the internet research and it shows you to be completely wrong about almost everything. You can go find these answers yourself. Do you expect me to do your research for you? Gee, I wonder why. It is because you are as stupid as a mud fence and/or have finally realized that you've been shown to be wrong over and over again.
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| From | Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> |
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| Date | 2016-05-20 17:27 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <nho30l$11f1$1@gioia.aioe.org> |
| In reply to | #579323 |
On 5/20/2016 4:48 PM, pnalsing@gmail.com wrote: >> So, you want me to do your research for you? Gee, I wonder why. > > Jim, I've done the internet research and it shows you to be > completely wrong about almost everything. You can go find these > answers yourself. Do you expect me to do your research for you? Gee, > I wonder why. It is because you are as stupid as a mud fence and/or > have finally realized that you've been shown to be wrong over and > over again. > Jim McGinn is an internet Crank and Troll, you have been suckered into his world. you will get nothing out of him.
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| From | pnalsing@gmail.com |
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| Date | 2016-05-20 19:54 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <4b31f34c-6404-447e-92e0-1e29918b6fde@googlegroups.com> |
| In reply to | #579339 |
On Friday, May 20, 2016 at 3:27:42 PM UTC-7, Sergio wrote: > On 5/20/2016 4:48 PM, pna...@gmail.com wrote: > > >> So, you want me to do your research for you? Gee, I wonder why. > > > > Jim, I've done the internet research and it shows you to be > > completely wrong about almost everything. You can go find these > > answers yourself. Do you expect me to do your research for you? Gee, > > I wonder why. It is because you are as stupid as a mud fence and/or > > have finally realized that you've been shown to be wrong over and > > over again. > > > > > > Jim McGinn is an internet Crank and Troll, you have been suckered into > his world. > > you will get nothing out of him. Understood. However, I love jerking his chain. It's too easy.
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| From | Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> |
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| Date | 2016-05-20 23:07 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <nhomu5$1l9f$1@gioia.aioe.org> |
| In reply to | #579376 |
On 5/20/2016 9:54 PM, pnalsing@gmail.com wrote: > On Friday, May 20, 2016 at 3:27:42 PM UTC-7, Sergio wrote: >> On 5/20/2016 4:48 PM, pna...@gmail.com wrote: >> >>>> So, you want me to do your research for you? Gee, I wonder why. >>> >>> Jim, I've done the internet research and it shows you to be >>> completely wrong about almost everything. You can go find these >>> answers yourself. Do you expect me to do your research for you? Gee, >>> I wonder why. It is because you are as stupid as a mud fence and/or >>> have finally realized that you've been shown to be wrong over and >>> over again. >>> >> >> >> >> Jim McGinn is an internet Crank and Troll, you have been suckered into >> his world. >> >> you will get nothing out of him. > > Understood. > > However, I love jerking his chain. It's too easy. > Me too, JSH was like that over in sci.math about 5 years ago, but he was less mean, not as much a troll or crank, and he tried to keep the treads going long, to hundreds, really amazing considering his math was poop.
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| From | jimp@specsol.spam.sux.com |
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| Date | 2016-05-20 05:01 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <iai21d-bni.ln1@mail.specsol.com> |
| In reply to | #579162 |
James McGinn <jimmcginn9@gmail.com> wrote: > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 8:38:16 PM UTC-7, pnal...@gmail.com wrote: >> On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 6:06:44 PM UTC-7, James McGinn wrote: >> > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 4:21:20 PM UTC-7, pnal...@gmail.com wrote: >> > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 2:19:06 PM UTC-7, James McGinn wrote: >> > > > On Thursday, May 19, 2016 at 12:47:15 PM UTC-7, Mikkel Haaheim wrote: >> > > > > > >> > > > > > Tell us again why we should believe that moist air contains gaseous H2O if such has never been detected. >> > > > > >> > > > > It HAS been detected. >> > > > >> > > > Show the data. Show me something reproducible, or make a retraction. >> > > > >> > > > Fair enough? >> > > > >> > > > >> > > > No more BS. Put up or shut up. Show the data. >> > > >> > > The exact same statement has been made about you, multiple times. >> > > >> > > No more BS. Put up or shut up. Prove that humid air is heavier than light air. the burden is on you, since it is you who is making an extraordinary claim. >> > > >> > > That's the way science works. >> > >> > You can't provide what doesn't exist, can you? >> >> You can't produce observations or experiments that prove your position, not now or not ever. You are just a loud-mouthed uneducated fool. >> >> I don't need to prove a darn thing, it has already been done hundreds of times before in laboratories around the world. Look it up. > > So, let me get this straight, hundreds of times and you can't even find one? Lots of people have found lots of evidence and have spoon fed you the information, yet you ignore it all for to do otherwise would lead you to the conclusion that everyone else reached long ago; you are a raving lunatic. -- Jim Pennino
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| From | "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
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| Date | 2016-05-20 08:02 +0200 |
| Message-ID | <dadf7944a6ef2b6846d7648b409b0e20@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #579162 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> James 'Tardnado' McGinn, in <news:876e9c74-c8eb-495e-ab99-5c1a94cde8ee@googlegroups.com> did thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again: > So, let me get this straight, hundreds of times and you can't even find one? Gaseous phase water in the atmosphere means that it is lighter than dry air on a molar weight basis, James... and the evidence that monomolecular evaporation occurs has been provided to you many times. You've run away from it each time, while failing to provide any proof of your retarded contention that air with gaseous phase water in it is heavier than dry air. Nilsson's study: <https://youtu.be/7hGqlEpvODw?t=2156> If water molecules are H bonded together, it's liquid water, James. Photon energy from electron orbital descent is dependent upon H bonding strength (given that it's an electrostatic bond), the stronger the H bond, the lower the photon energy. Nilsson measured a higher photon energy from electron orbital descent in gaseous-phase water than that of liquid-phase water. If it'd been liquid-phase water as you claim, the photon energy would have been identical to that of liquid-phase water. It wasn't, hence gaseous phase water is monomolecular with no H bonding. Water In The Gas Phase - http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3350649/ Not ab initio (which you stupidly call "ab initro" in your videos LOL)... direct measurement of monomolecular water in the gaseous phase. 16 referenced papers. Max Planck Institute for Polymer Research http://www.mpip-mainz.mpg.de/molecular_mechanism_of_water_evaporation Direct empirical observation of monomolecular evaporation. http://archiv.ub.uni-heidelberg.de/volltextserver/6686/ Active Long Path Differential Optical Absorption Spectroscopy to directly observe monomolecular gaseous-phase water in the atmosphere. Now you can run away from reality all over again, James. You delusional reality-denying kooktard. Why can't you answer those questions which highlight your psychosis, James Bernard 'Tardnado' McGinn, Jr. of Antioch, CA? -- Here, James, at the very least, try to address those tough questions which spotlight the logical inconsistencies and contradictions inherent in your "theory": ============================================================ Why are you known as Tardnado McGinn, the delusional moronic ignorant uneducated psychotic babbling loon, James? Why have you been legally deemed to be mentally incompetent and a lifelong ward of your parents James, Sr. and Constance, necessitating that you live with your parents because you'd be a danger to yourself if you lived independently, James? Is it your paranoid schizophrenia? Is that why your mommy has to feed you, dress you, wipe your ass and help you to not piss all over yourself? And you call yourself a scientist, James? You're nothing more than a pathetic basement-dwelling schizo-brained delusional loser. Anders Nilsson measured (https://youtu.be/7hGqlEpvODw?t=2156) a spectral peak that was not solid-phase nor liquid-phase water, James. You claim that water remains liquid-phase upon evaporation. What was Anders Nilsson measuring, James? Oh, that's right... gaseous phase water, thereby proving that evaporation entails a phase change, thereby proving latent heat of evaporation exists, thereby *dis*proving a gigantic chunk of your theory, James. You make a supposition that a "plasma not-a-plasma" is created from water due to wind shear, which transports energy throughout the atmosphere via wind driven by that plasma. Where does the energy come from to create your "wind shear" to create your "plasma not-a-plasma" if the "plasma not-a-plasma" cannot exist and thereby "transport energy" by driving that wind to create the "wind shear" which creates your "plasma not-a-plasma", unless there is "wind shear" to begin with, James? Your logic is so twisted you're going in circles. You've created a circulus in probando causality dilemma, which utterly destroys your theory, James. You've yet again slapped a patch on your theory, abandoning Coulomb's Law for a separate "mechanism" by which electrostatic attraction increases with increasing distance. How does your "mechanism" and electrostatic attraction in accordance with Coulomb's Law not mutually cancel, thereby dissociating all water, James? According to your "theory", electrostatic attraction *increases* with distance (in violation of Coulomb's Law), which means that when an electron falls in orbit, it has to *absorb* energy. And that higher energy level somehow translates into a *weaker* electrostatic attraction. Now let's look at the other side of the coin... the electron in orbit would give off energy, rise in orbit, and somehow, that *lower* energy level translates into a *stronger* electrostatic attraction... how's *that* work, James? Explain how you've not just violated the Law of Conservation of Energy on an atomic level. How do the polarity of the electron and the proton cancel if, as even you admit, there is a distance between them as a result of the Pauli Exclusion Principle and the repulsive van der Waals force, KookTard, and once they've cancelled, how is polarity reestablished, and how is that not dissociating the water? If water molecule polarity dropped upon H bonding, why is the boiling point of water anomalously high as compared to other H-bonded hydrides, KookTard? If water molecule polarity dropped upon H bonding, then water's cohesion would also drop. Why does it not do that, KookTard? If water molecule polarity dropped upon H bonding, how is water *not* splitting up into hydroxide and hydronium ions, KookTard? If water molecule polarity dropped upon H bonding, why does water have such a high latent heat of vaporization, a direct result of that same H bonding, KookTard? Of course, being the delusional uneducated moron that you are, you deny that water has any latent heat of vaporization... but you're *so* stupid that you didn't realize that your denial also means you deny that water has a gaseous phase, and that's just retarded. If water molecule polarity dropped upon H bonding, why does water not become much more dense upon fully H bonding, KookTard? How do your "jet stream vortices" travel potentially hundreds of miles away from your "jet stream / giant tornado in the sky", without detection by satellite *or* Doppler radar, and know where and when to touch down so they always hit only cumulonimbus clouds, rather than tornadoes randomly appearing out of the clear blue sky or from other types of clouds, James? Is your "jet stream / giant tornado in the sky" sentient, James? Go on, Jim, tell us... *why* is there a "boundary" between the troposphere and the stratosphere... we're waiting, Jim... No answer, Jim? Is it because that's where your "sentient jet stream / giant tornado monster with noodly appendages" lives, and it likes it that way, Jim? Do you need your meds, Jim? How does a hot air balloon work, James? No plasma, no giant sentient tornado monster in the jet stream... how does it rise, Jim? Why can't you explain that, James? Why does water freeze from the top down, even if the heat sink is *below* the container of water? That's another question your "theory not-a-theory" can't answer. Why can't you provide the explanation and mathematics to prove your claim that humid air is heavier than dry air, James? Why can't you explain or mathematically model even *one* of your delusions, James? Why can't you get your delusions through the peer-review process, James? Why can't you even get your delusion on a pre-print server, James? Why are there *no* corroborating studies backing up your delusions, James? Why are you shunned by the scientific community, James? Why is your blather on the comments sections of websites being *deleted*, dismissed as the mad barking of a loon, James? Why are you described in the reviews of the "books" you've written as "delusional", "insane", and a "conspiracy theorist", James? Why did you *fail* *out* of an elective Basic Meteorology class, in which they teach the very concepts you're blathering out your lack of education about now, James? Why do you so hate meteorologists, James? Is it because you failed out of the elective Basic Meteorology class because you've legally been deemed mentally incompetent, James? Why do you use your failing out of an elective Basic Meteorology class as the basis to claim yourself to be a "physicist not-a-physicist", James? Do you not understand that physicists are highly educated, whereas you're ignorant and uneducated? What universities did you attend, what were your majors and what was the topic of your Ph.D. thesis, James? You don't have a Ph.D? Then you're not a physicist, James. LOL If, as you claim, the jet stream is a vortex, why is the ride while inside the jet stream so smooth, James? Have you never ridden in an airplane inside a jet stream, James? Is it just that your "sentient jet stream / giant tornado monster with noodly appendages" likes its back scratched by the aircraft, so it doesn't rip the aircraft to shreds, Jim? Do you not understand that once the air going upward through the tornadic funnel reaches the cumulonimbus cloud base above the mesocyclone, it spreads out, thus the tornado is strictly a phenomenon which happens from cloud base to ground? It does *not* go from the ground all the way up through the cloud to the tropopause as you claim, James, and it most certainly does not continue for potentially thousands of miles in the upper troposphere to join the jet stream, which would make air travel deadly. Explain why the jets run easterly, whereas the dry line runs N-S, if the jets are powering the creation of tornadoes. How is a tornado being created hundreds of miles from the edge of the jets, James? Which direction does air flow from a flame, Jim? Up, does it not? That's convection due to temperature-induced density differential, is it not? Which direction does air flow from a flame in zero gravity, James? Radially in all directions, thereby snuffing out the flame due to lack of oxygen. So your claiming that convection doesn't exist means you're further claiming that gravity does not exist, and fire cannot burn for very long before it is smothered due to lack of oxygen. Or were you not aware that convection is a gravity-induced phenomenon due to density differential, James? How are your atmospheric "water droplets" forming if they're plasma, Jim? Do you not know that water droplets *minimize* surface area, James? How are your "plasma not-a-plasma" "water droplets" *maximizing* their surface area as you claim? Do you not know what the definition of "plasma" is, James? How is your "plasma not-a-plasma" (which you have admitted is a hypothetical construct in a failed attempt to lend your claims even a semblance of plausibility) forming if the nuclear binding energy and dissociation energy of water are identical, and thus the water will preferentially dissociate into hydrogen and oxygen unless hit with an extremely energetic laser, Jim? Where is the energy (equivalent to photons of 103.32 nm wavelength, extremely strong ultraviolet, just 3.32 nm away from x-rays... except photons with shorter wavelength than 121 nm are absorbed high above the troposphere because they ionize air so well) coming from in the troposphere to form your "plasma not-a-plasma", Jim? How is the energy to plasmize your "plasma not-a-plasma" not dissociating all water on the planet and killing all life on the planet given that the energy *must* be in the troposphere where nearly all the water is, and where all life is, Jim? Now that it's been proven that water molecule polarity doesn't change upon H bonding (which would have side effects such as random changes in the solvent properties of water... and we know those properties do not randomly change, Jim), and in fact the two spin isomers of water molecules account for the different H bonding strengths which account for evaporation and condensation, do you still contend that your implausible claims are workable, Jim? Why are you not taking your meds, James? ============================================================ Why can't you answer those questions, Tardnado Jim?
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| From | "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
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| Date | 2016-05-20 00:34 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.31a85dd339a9d00598d2a2@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #579180 |
In article <dadf7944a6ef2b6846d7648b409b0e20@dizum.com>, FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx says... > Subject: Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science > From: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1 <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> > Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, sci.physics > > Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> > > James 'Tardnado' McGinn, in > <news:876e9c74-c8eb-495e-ab99-5c1a94cde8ee@googlegroups.com> did > thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again: > > > So, let me get this straight, hundreds of times and you can't even find one? > > Gaseous phase water in the blahbadee-blah-blah... You'd spend the rest of your life arguing about the same stupid shit, wouldn't you? Tell me you aren't owned by everybody... What a l00zah! -- Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore) Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved
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| From | Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> |
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| Date | 2016-05-21 00:37 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <nhoakd$3f3$7@dont-email.me> |
| In reply to | #579192 |
On Fri, 20 May 2016 00:34:14 -0700, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote: > In article <dadf7944a6ef2b6846d7648b409b0e20@dizum.com>, > FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx says... > > >> Subject: Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science From: >> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1 >> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, sci.physics >> >> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker> >> >> James 'Tardnado' McGinn, in >> <news:876e9c74-c8eb-495e-ab99-5c1a94cde8ee@googlegroups.com> did thusly >> jump head first into the wood chipper again: >> >> > So, let me get this straight, hundreds of times and you can't even >> > find one? >> >> Gaseous phase water in the blahbadee-blah-blah... > > You'd spend the rest of your life arguing about the same stupid shit, > wouldn't you? Tell me you aren't owned by everybody... > > What a l00zah! ---------- Village Pump Award A special award "in recognition of the fact that anyone without any effort whatsoever can make him gush word spew, like it says 'more than pwned, a public utility, socialized.' It is different and means much more than the Busted Urinal and Unabomber Suprise; digital logorrhea at the slightest (turn of the) tap. More than pwned. A public utility. Socialized." ---------- How ironic that that avowed arch-hater of socialism has been ... socialized. And that this was done to him by the Sanders-supporting kensi. <snicker> And he's running unopposed still, more than halfway through the month now. The odds grow dimmer every day that another contender will emerge, catch up from behind, and snatch that VPA away from Fakey by June 1.
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| From | "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
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| Date | 2016-05-21 08:21 +0200 |
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Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabian (aka Chimpy The Illiterate
Ignorant Lying Walter Mitty Credit-Stealing Gay Queer Cum Guzzling
Boner-Bouncing Slut), socked up as Checkmate, DoW #1, in
<news:MPG.31a85dd339a9d00598d2a2@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again on Date: Fri, 20 May 2016
00:34:14 -0700:
Your midnight bleatfest has begun, I see. What a l00zah! LOL
> In article <dadf7944a6ef2b6846d7648b409b0e20@dizum.com>,
> Chimpy's Usenet Lord and Master
> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> says...
>> James 'Tardnado' McGinn, in
>> <news:876e9c74-c8eb-495e-ab99-5c1a94cde8ee@googlegroups.com> did
>> thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:
>>> So, let me get this straight, hundreds of times and you can't even find one?
>> Gaseous phase water in the blahbadee-blah-blah...
> You'd spend the rest of your life arguing about the same stupid shit,
You mean "being right"? LOL
> wouldn't you? Tell me you aren't owned by everybody...
Says the community property froth-o-phag as he bleats out his lispy
butthurt after midnight. LOL
> What a l00zah!
You're butthurt again for some reason, Chimpy... which means you'll
soon be begging Paul Derbyshire for blowjobs again. It's a pretty
easily discerned cycle... you abuse drugs which makes you
psychologically unbalanced, you get butthurt far too easily, then you
start sloshing gay all over Usenet, then you backpedal and lie to
cover up your fagging out, then you run away for awhile. LOL
"You will now suck my penis until I am sufficiently pleasured."
(Chimpy's words to Paul Derbyshire in a dress).
<snicker>
Chimpy has insisted for *years* that a vagina was actually "a man's
gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words) because he's *so*
gay that even when he looks straight at a vagina, all he sees is "a
man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words). That's
because Chimpy *is* the "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's
words). That's why Chimpy responds to the name "Ignorant Gay Lying
Faggot Slut". LOL
Chimpy had the goatse image in his fapfolder, so when I posted that
picture of a gaping vagina in reference to his story about "the one
who got away" thinking that a ragged-out crack whore would be the
*best* Chimpy could hope to attract, Chimpy immediately launched into
a years-long rant about his "lost love" being the goatse image.
How else would Chimpy know that the "lost love" image was an altered
version of the goatse image to show a vagina rather than male dangly
bits, and why would he insist for *years* that his "lost love"
actually had male dangly bits? LOL!
A paraphrasing of what Chimpy was essentially ranting for *years*:
"Nuhhh-uhhhh! That image is supposed to be the goatse image! I should
know, I have it in my fapfolder and it was *my* "lost love"! You will
immediately change the image of my lost love back to having a "man's
gaping asshole", "gaping asshole and balls", "giant ball-like labia"
and "a nut sack swinging" or I'll stamp my high heels and hit you with
my purse!" LOL!
Take, for instance, this emoticon: :(
And now I'll change it to: :-)
But Chimpy will insist it's still a noseless sad-face emoticon because
he was caught insisting that the picture of his "lost love" was
actually the goatse image and that his "lost love" actually had a
"man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and balls"
(Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and "a nut
sack swinging" (Chimpy's words)... he has no other choice but to
insist that every altered image is still the original and therefore
that his "lost love" *was* a man as he's insisted for years... which
makes him the "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's words) LOL
Message-ID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
================================================================
She's the fish that got away, all because Chimpy didn't have $5 or a
rock of crack as payment. She was...
/ \ \ / \
| | | |
| ' `. ASSHOLE | :
\ | | \| |
\ | / v \\ :
/\ \/ _-- __| \ |
/ \ \_-~ / (*) \ ~-\ |
| \_ \ _/-------\.____,_\| |
\ \ \_,____// _ ___ _ (____> / |
\,___\ < ___) ______ (_____> /
^ /\ | < ____)/ \(_____> |_/\
| / /\| <_____) | (___> / \
BOOB | ( _<____)\_______/ /// _/ / \
| \ \_ \\\_________/// (__/ \
| \ \___) \`--\\_//--'/ /|
| \ / \ / |
| \_ / ^ \ _/ |
| / | \ |
| / / VAGINA \ |
| / / \ |
| / | |
| | | |
....that big. But unlike fishermen's tales of "the one that got away",
this one doesn't get bigger with time, only smaller.
================================================================
Note the labeling so Chimpy can find his way around unfamiliar
territory. LOL!
Come to find out, Chimpy's "lost love" was a result of a hard drive
crash. LOL!
===============================================================
Message-ID: <4af9faf781574d85240bcd2d06d7a9db@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <cc6ce0e71e2718523441a614bc8d9f84@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <69b99d078b48ab360354cf8167ef141d@dizum.com>
And that's because Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood
experiences" (Chimpy's words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty
bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing
drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog
homodaddy" (Chimpy's words) "did to his asshole... like turn it
inside-out" (Chimpy's words), an experience that was like "trying to
stuff the toothpaste back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused
him to become the "poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot"
(Chimpy's words) who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to
tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face."
(Chimpy's words), "He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's
words) and "You will now suck my penis until I am sufficiently
pleasured." (Chimpy's words to a dude in a dress).
One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
===============================================================
But that was just the beginning, poor Chimpy gives off such a gay vibe
that he is molested everywhere he goes:
Message-ID: <d0a42c55ff9c918eaab1241d3c4cec3e@dizum.com>
===============================================================
I think what it means, is that you don't need to worry about waking up
from the anesthesia with your pants around your ankles, laying
face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you you can
spit now.
===============================================================
Let's add some emphasis to better suss the meaning of Chimpy's words:
===============================================================
I think what it means, is that *you* don't need to "worry" about
waking up from the anesthesia with *your* pants around *your* ankles,
laying face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you
*you* can spit now.
===============================================================
But apparently Chimpy's *so* gay he does need to "worry" (read: hope)
that he wakes up in that condition. LOL
So in short, Chimpy is a real-world Mr. Garrison from South Park. He
drives around in his little pooftercar honking his bulb-horn and
shouting "I am NOT gaaaaaay! I dare any man to pound my ass to prove
iiiiit! I guarantee I'll pretend to not like it no matter how hard you
pounnnnnd.".
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
Muahahaha, etc.
You ignorant gay lying faggot slut.
<snicker>
> --
> Pounnnnnd Checky's ass!
>
> .-''''''.
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> .0?, _? '; -,,.,,,,___
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Chimpy's trying really hard to be the next goatse image. LOL!
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."
In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be29596c7a5e11f8eef@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb94915166440ceb1190f@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2ab54c7a8618864f2@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c02a89f8acfd8c2f8@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525fb2c441289a7b3c1b@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df60552fec12941ad0c47@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e6d5252e4b2f955b1@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680f39ec3ca7f7e1613@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf0d73268cb1a697e9@dizum.com>
MID: <1b8820753ce4e2da87b17874d123f783@dizum.com>
Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0a45e91ce73d37d44@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389ea8894228e51614a3@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca89fd9eda221cb83c@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839d004420449391270@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a10096805606ec6dc5866@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0d2b4a66170b4e4d7@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98470365178072415a@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd3a60e8defda0b966@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac06ee55f90199c3aaa@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b7d2658130dcb927e@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a906207c9f74c4a3a06@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46dd50e2692e160d92@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e6e275ea23b984323@dizum.com>
Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet
MID: <MPG.31a12503d71df49598d228@news.altopia.com> - Kratom
Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e652e819482238fbd@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"
Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"
MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."
Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."
MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"
Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."
MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."
Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"
MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."
MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."
MID: <l61jjg$tth$1@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."
MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."
MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"
MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."
MID: <lchub0$q96$5@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."
MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."
MID: <b068d280517a2d6c831d4a43f2cc8d31@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL
MID: <afe97a65ff77e7382ad77cf18ea63e85@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL
Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
=====================================
What a FAG!
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
<snicker>
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| From | wod@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Wader of Doom, WoD #1) |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-05-21 07:46 +0100 |
| Message-ID | <1mnl9bm.x1d2wm158g22N%wod@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> |
| In reply to | #579385 |
The Risible Mr Fakey, {TSW One of Three} <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx>
convinced us all that he's lost it when he wrote:
Reduced to this? Tsk. (nothing new below)
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1
<FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabian (aka Chimpy The Illiterate
> Ignorant Lying Walter Mitty Credit-Stealing Gay Queer Cum Guzzling
> Boner-Bouncing Slut), socked up as Checkmate, DoW #1, in
> <news:MPG.31a85dd339a9d00598d2a2@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
> head first into the wood chipper again on Date: Fri, 20 May 2016
> 00:34:14 -0700:
>
> Your midnight bleatfest has begun, I see. What a l00zah! LOL
>
> > In article <dadf7944a6ef2b6846d7648b409b0e20@dizum.com>,
> > Chimpy's Usenet Lord and Master
> > <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> says...
>
> >> James 'Tardnado' McGinn, in
> >> <news:876e9c74-c8eb-495e-ab99-5c1a94cde8ee@googlegroups.com>
> >> did thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:
>
> >>> So, let me get this straight, hundreds of times and you can't even
> >>> find one?
>
> >> Gaseous phase water in the blahbadee-blah-blah...
>
> > You'd spend the rest of your life arguing about the same stupid shit,
>
> You mean "being right"? LOL
>
> > wouldn't you? Tell me you aren't owned by everybody...
>
> Says the community property froth-o-phag as he bleats out his lispy
> butthurt after midnight. LOL
>
> > What a l00zah!
>
> You're butthurt again for some reason, Chimpy... which means you'll
> soon be begging Paul Derbyshire for blowjobs again. It's a pretty
> easily discerned cycle... you abuse drugs which makes you
> psychologically unbalanced, you get butthurt far too easily, then you
> start sloshing gay all over Usenet, then you backpedal and lie to
> cover up your fagging out, then you run away for awhile. LOL
>
> "You will now suck my penis until I am sufficiently pleasured."
> (Chimpy's words to Paul Derbyshire in a dress).
>
> <snicker>
>
> Chimpy has insisted for *years* that a vagina was actually "a man's
> gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words) because he's *so*
> gay that even when he looks straight at a vagina, all he sees is "a
> man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words). That's
> because Chimpy *is* the "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's
> words). That's why Chimpy responds to the name "Ignorant Gay Lying
> Faggot Slut". LOL
>
> Chimpy had the goatse image in his fapfolder, so when I posted that
> picture of a gaping vagina in reference to his story about "the one
> who got away" thinking that a ragged-out crack whore would be the
> *best* Chimpy could hope to attract, Chimpy immediately launched into
> a years-long rant about his "lost love" being the goatse image.
>
> How else would Chimpy know that the "lost love" image was an altered
> version of the goatse image to show a vagina rather than male dangly
> bits, and why would he insist for *years* that his "lost love"
> actually had male dangly bits? LOL!
>
> A paraphrasing of what Chimpy was essentially ranting for *years*:
> "Nuhhh-uhhhh! That image is supposed to be the goatse image! I should
> know, I have it in my fapfolder and it was *my* "lost love"! You will
> immediately change the image of my lost love back to having a "man's
> gaping asshole", "gaping asshole and balls", "giant ball-like labia"
> and "a nut sack swinging" or I'll stamp my high heels and hit you with
> my purse!" LOL!
>
> Take, for instance, this emoticon: :(
>
> And now I'll change it to: :-)
>
> But Chimpy will insist it's still a noseless sad-face emoticon because
> he was caught insisting that the picture of his "lost love" was
> actually the goatse image and that his "lost love" actually had a
> "man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and balls"
> (Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and "a nut
> sack swinging" (Chimpy's words)... he has no other choice but to
> insist that every altered image is still the original and therefore
> that his "lost love" *was* a man as he's insisted for years... which
> makes him the "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's words) LOL
>
> Message-ID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
> ================================================================
> She's the fish that got away, all because Chimpy didn't have $5 or a
> rock of crack as payment. She was...
> / \ \ / \
> | | | |
> | ' `. ASSHOLE | :
> \ | | \| |
> \ | / v \\ :
> /\ \/ _-- __| \ |
> / \ \_-~ / (*) \ ~-\ |
> | \_ \ _/-------\.____,_\| |
> \ \ \_,____// _ ___ _ (____> / |
> \,___\ < ___) ______ (_____> /
> ^ /\ | < ____)/ \(_____> |_/\
> | / /\| <_____) | (___> / \
> BOOB | ( _<____)\_______/ /// _/ / \
> | \ \_ \\\_________/// (__/ \
> | \ \___) \`--\\_//--'/ /|
> | \ / \ / |
> | \_ / ^ \ _/ |
> | / | \ |
> | / / VAGINA \ |
> | / / \ |
> | / | |
> | | | |
> ....that big. But unlike fishermen's tales of "the one that got away",
> this one doesn't get bigger with time, only smaller.
> ================================================================
> Note the labeling so Chimpy can find his way around unfamiliar
> territory. LOL!
>
> Come to find out, Chimpy's "lost love" was a result of a hard drive
> crash. LOL!
>
> ===============================================================
> Message-ID: <4af9faf781574d85240bcd2d06d7a9db@dizum.com>
> Message-ID: <cc6ce0e71e2718523441a614bc8d9f84@dizum.com>
> Message-ID: <69b99d078b48ab360354cf8167ef141d@dizum.com>
>
> And that's because Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood
> experiences" (Chimpy's words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty
> bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing
> drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog
> homodaddy" (Chimpy's words) "did to his asshole... like turn it
> inside-out" (Chimpy's words), an experience that was like "trying to
> stuff the toothpaste back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused
> him to become the "poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot"
> (Chimpy's words) who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to
> tickle his ass" (Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face."
> (Chimpy's words), "He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's
> words) and "You will now suck my penis until I am sufficiently
> pleasured." (Chimpy's words to a dude in a dress).
>
> One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
> was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
> something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
> something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
> plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
> had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
> ===============================================================
>
> But that was just the beginning, poor Chimpy gives off such a gay vibe
> that he is molested everywhere he goes:
> Message-ID: <d0a42c55ff9c918eaab1241d3c4cec3e@dizum.com>
> ===============================================================
> I think what it means, is that you don't need to worry about waking up
> from the anesthesia with your pants around your ankles, laying
> face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you you can
> spit now.
> ===============================================================
>
> Let's add some emphasis to better suss the meaning of Chimpy's words:
> ===============================================================
> I think what it means, is that *you* don't need to "worry" about
> waking up from the anesthesia with *your* pants around *your* ankles,
> laying face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you
> *you* can spit now.
> ===============================================================
>
> But apparently Chimpy's *so* gay he does need to "worry" (read: hope)
> that he wakes up in that condition. LOL
>
> So in short, Chimpy is a real-world Mr. Garrison from South Park. He
> drives around in his little pooftercar honking his bulb-horn and
> shouting "I am NOT gaaaaaay! I dare any man to pound my ass to prove
> iiiiit! I guarantee I'll pretend to not like it no matter how hard you
> pounnnnnd.".
>
> Melt, Chimpy, melt.
> Froth, Chimpy, froth.
> Dance, Chimpy, dance!
> Muahahaha, etc.
>
> You ignorant gay lying faggot slut.
>
> <snicker>
>
> > --
> > Pounnnnnd Checky's ass!
> >
> > .-''''''.
> > ,''. ,,. ',
> > .0?, _? '; -,,.,,,,___
> > ( (_, , @),/',;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,,.
> > "\,"_'/ ,--- , ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
> > (_..,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
> > ';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,., ,
> > ',.-''' ;;;;;;;;;;;'' __\__ ',
> > '., ';;;;;;;;' / \ ',
> > ', ';;;;;; | | ,
> > ', \;;;; \,___,/ ,
> > ', \;;,',,,,,..........:............;
> > , ,, ,'"...:::::::::::::::::::::::::
> > '., ''', , , ¯;. ' ,-." , ¯, ' ,
> > '' ',, ,, ¯, ''' ,'
> > '., .'?--¯ ',., .",-.-.,
> > ', ; ¯ / \, ,
> > ,.'__,..?..,-.'__,..?.,,,,_\
> > (;;;;;;;;";;;;;,\¯\,;;;;;;;;;)
> > """""""""""""""" """"""""""
>
> Chimpy's trying really hard to be the next goatse image. LOL!
--
Darth Wader, WoD #1 <darth@notforspam.fsnet.co.uk> No Club
I can't help it 'bout the shape I'm in,
I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin.
Don't ask me what I think of you,
I might not give the answer that you want me to.
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| From | "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-05-21 00:29 -0700 |
| Subject | Fakey punks out again Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science |
| Message-ID | <MPG.31a9ae46db5168f98d2c2@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #579386 |
In article <1mnl9bm.x1d2wm158g22N%wod@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>,
wod@spambin.fsnet.co.uk says...
> Subject: Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science
> From: Wader of Doom, WoD #1 <wod@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>
> Reply-To: darth@notforspam.fsnet.co.uk (Darth Wader, WoD #1)
> Newsgroups: alt.checkmate, alt.usenet.kooks, sci.physics
>
>
> The Risible Mr Fakey, {TSW One of Three} <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx>
> convinced us all that he's lost it when he wrote:
>
>
> Reduced to this? Tsk. (nothing new below)
>
Fakey's tacit admission of defeat and a total meltdown! It is to LOL!
(also some cowardly snipping of his well-deserved mockery)
See that, Nads... I mean Paul? That's how it's done.
--
Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new Honorary FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016
all rights reserved
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| From | "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> |
|---|---|
| Date | 2016-05-22 07:52 +0200 |
| Subject | Re: Fakey punks out again Re: A world of of misinformation and imaginary science |
| Message-ID | <52578ee62f0a7e52ed75de9bd1deb125@dizum.com> |
| In reply to | #579389 |
Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
Rick "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Sabian (aka Chimpy The Illiterate
Ignorant Lying Walter Mitty Credit-Stealing Gay Queer Cum Guzzling
Boner-Bouncing Slut), socked up as Checkmate, DoW #1, in
<news:MPG.31a9ae46db5168f98d2c2@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump head
first into the wood chipper again on Date: Sat, 21 May 2016 00:29:44
-0700:
I've got Chimpy bleating hard after midnight. Again. Because he fagged
out. Again. Chimpy's pwned. Gay and pwned. Uber gay and uber pwned.
LOL
See that, Nads... I mean Paul? That's how it's done.
<snicker>
> In article <1mnl9bm.x1d2wm158g22N%wod@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>,
> Tr!pe the Hypoxic ChickenFucker (aka Steve Hall), socked up
> as Wiper of Dook <wod@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> says...
>> The Risible Mr Fakey, {TSW One of Three} <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx>
>> convinced us all that he's lost it when he wrote:
>> Reduced to this? Tsk. (nothing new below)
Reduced? I'm winning, for fuck sake.
<snicker>
> Fakey's tacit admission of defeat and a total meltdown! It is to LOL!
>
> (also some cowardly snipping of his well-deserved mockery)
>
> See that, Nads... I mean Paul?
Chimpy tried to lick my ass! The bad man tried to touch me in my
private place! Arrest that pervert!
<snicker>
> That's how it's done.
Nicely backpedaled, Chimpy... you're desperate to cover up your
Freudian slip, in which you let slip that you didn't want to *kick*
Paul Derbyshire's ass, you wanted to *lick* Paul Derbyshire's ass. So
much so that you put it in the Subject, and started a whole new
thread.
Oh, here's the thread:
Message-ID: <40a5f4834c49e3ed40ce9a7555ba2d70@dizum.com>
Remember your slip about Guido?
MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"
That makes how many times you've slipped, Chimpy? Five or six?
Hundred? LOL
Chimpy has insisted for *years* that a vagina was actually "a man's
gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words) because he's *so*
gay that even when he looks straight at a vagina, all he sees is "a
man's gaping asshole and a pair of balls" (Chimpy's words). That's
because Chimpy *is* the "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's
words). That's why Chimpy responds to the name "Ignorant Gay Lying
Faggot Slut". LOL
Chimpy had the goatse image in his fapfolder, so when I posted that
picture of a gaping vagina in reference to his story about "the one
who got away" thinking that a ragged-out crack whore would be the
*best* Chimpy could hope to attract, Chimpy immediately launched into
a years-long rant about his "lost love" being the goatse image.
How else would Chimpy know that the "lost love" image was an altered
version of the goatse image to show a vagina rather than male dangly
bits, and why would he insist for *years* that his "lost love"
actually had male dangly bits? LOL!
A paraphrasing of what Chimpy was essentially ranting for *years*:
"Nuhhh-uhhhh! That image is supposed to be the goatse image! I should
know, I have it in my fapfolder and it was *my* "lost love"! You will
immediately change the image of my lost love back to having a "man's
gaping asshole", "gaping asshole and balls", "giant ball-like labia"
and "a nut sack swinging" or I'll stamp my high heels and hit you with
my purse!" LOL!
Take, for instance, this emoticon: :(
And now I'll change it to: :-)
But Chimpy will insist it's still a noseless sad-face emoticon because
he was caught insisting that the picture of his "lost love" was
actually the goatse image and that his "lost love" actually had a
"man's gaping asshole" (Chimpy's words), "gaping asshole and balls"
(Chimpy's words), "giant ball-like labia" (Chimpy's words) and "a nut
sack swinging" (Chimpy's words)... he has no other choice but to
insist that every altered image is still the original and therefore
that his "lost love" *was* a man as he's insisted for years... which
makes him the "throbbing pulse of faggotry" (Chimpy's words) LOL
Message-ID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
================================================================
She's the fish that got away, all because Chimpy didn't have $5 or a
rock of crack as payment. She was...
/ \ \ / \
| | | |
| ' `. ASSHOLE | :
\ | | \| |
\ | / v \\ :
/\ \/ _-- __| \ |
/ \ \_-~ / (*) \ ~-\ |
| \_ \ _/-------\.____,_\| |
\ \ \_,____// _ ___ _ (____> / |
\,___\ < ___) ______ (_____> /
^ /\ | < ____)/ \(_____> |_/\
| / /\| <_____) | (___> / \
BOOB | ( _<____)\_______/ /// _/ / \
| \ \_ \\\_________/// (__/ \
| \ \___) \`--\\_//--'/ /|
| \ / \ / |
| \_ / ^ \ _/ |
| / | \ |
| / / VAGINA \ |
| / / \ |
| / | |
| | | |
.....that big. But unlike fishermen's tales of "the one that got away",
this one doesn't get bigger with time, only smaller.
================================================================
Note the labeling so Chimpy can find his way around unfamiliar
territory. LOL!
Come to find out, Chimpy's "lost love" was a result of a hard drive
crash. LOL!
===============================================================
Message-ID: <4af9faf781574d85240bcd2d06d7a9db@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <cc6ce0e71e2718523441a614bc8d9f84@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <69b99d078b48ab360354cf8167ef141d@dizum.com>
Checkmate wrote of his "unhappy childhood experiences" (Chimpy's
words) of receiving "belly-rubbing faggoty bum-stuffing" (Chimpy's
words) from his "belly-rubbing, bum-stuffing drunkard daddy" (Chimpy's
words), and what his "belly-rubbing horndog homodaddy" (Chimpy's
words) "did to his asshole... like turn it inside-out" (Chimpy's
words), an experience that was like "trying to stuff the toothpaste
back into the tube" (Chimpy's words) which caused him to become the
"poor pathetic bum-stuffed son of a drunken faggot" (Chimpy's words)
who propositions guys with lines like "I'd like to tickle his ass"
(Chimpy's words), "My penis will spit in your face." (Chimpy's words),
"He could do us both at the same time." (Chimpy's words) and "You will
now suck my penis until I am sufficiently pleasured." (Chimpy's words
to a dude in a dress).
One must wonder if his father realizes "the monster he created when he
was butt-fucking his own son?" (Chimpy's words) because "this isn't
something a normal person dreams up" (Chimpy's words), "this is
something that obviously happened" (Chimpy's words), because "nobody
plucks those kind of details out of thin air" (Chimpy's words), so it
had to be his "own personal experience" (Chimpy's words).
===============================================================
But that was just the beginning, poor Chimpy gives off such a gay vibe
that he is molested everywhere he goes:
Message-ID: <d0a42c55ff9c918eaab1241d3c4cec3e@dizum.com>
===============================================================
I think what it means, is that you don't need to worry about waking up
from the anesthesia with your pants around your ankles, laying
face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you you can
spit now.
===============================================================
Let's add some emphasis to better suss the meaning of Chimpy's words:
===============================================================
I think what it means, is that *you* don't need to "worry" about
waking up from the anesthesia with *your* pants around *your* ankles,
laying face-down in the dental chair, with the dentist telling you
*you* can spit now.
===============================================================
But apparently Chimpy's *so* gay he does need to "worry" (read: hope)
that he wakes up in that condition. LOL
So in short, Chimpy is a real-world Mr. Garrison from South Park. He
drives around in his little pooftercar honking his bulb-horn and
shouting "I am NOT gaaaaaay! I dare any man to pound my ass to prove
iiiiit! I guarantee I'll pretend to not like it no matter how hard you
pounnnnnd.".
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
Muahahaha, etc.
You ignorant gay lying faggot slut.
<snicker>
> --
> Pounnnnnd Checky's ass!
>
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> .0?, _? '; -,,.,,,,___
> ( (_, , @),/',;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,,.
> "\,"_'/ ,--- , ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
> (_..,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,
> ';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,., ,
> ',.-''' ;;;;;;;;;;;'' __\__ ',
> '., ';;;;;;;;' / \ ',
> ', ';;;;;; | | ,
> ', \;;;; \,___,/ ,
> ', \;;,',,,,,..........:............;
> , ,, ,'"...:::::::::::::::::::::::::
> '., ''', , , ¯;. ' ,-." , ¯, ' ,
> '' ',, ,, ¯, ''' ,'
> '., .'?--¯ ',., .",-.-.,
> ', ; ¯ / \, ,
> ,.'__,..?..,-.'__,..?.,,,,_\
> (;;;;;;;;";;;;;,\¯\,;;;;;;;;;)
> """""""""""""""" """"""""""
Chimpy's trying really hard to be the next goatse image. LOL!
--
FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."
In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>
In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be29596c7a5e11f8eef@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb94915166440ceb1190f@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2ab54c7a8618864f2@dizum.com>
In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c02a89f8acfd8c2f8@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525fb2c441289a7b3c1b@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df60552fec12941ad0c47@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e6d5252e4b2f955b1@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680f39ec3ca7f7e1613@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf0d73268cb1a697e9@dizum.com>
MID: <1b8820753ce4e2da87b17874d123f783@dizum.com>
Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0a45e91ce73d37d44@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389ea8894228e51614a3@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca89fd9eda221cb83c@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839d004420449391270@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a10096805606ec6dc5866@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0d2b4a66170b4e4d7@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98470365178072415a@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd3a60e8defda0b966@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac06ee55f90199c3aaa@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b7d2658130dcb927e@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a906207c9f74c4a3a06@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46dd50e2692e160d92@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e6e275ea23b984323@dizum.com>
Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet
MID: <MPG.31a12503d71df49598d228@news.altopia.com> - Kratom
Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e652e819482238fbd@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"
Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"
MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."
Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."
MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"
Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."
MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."
Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"
MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."
MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."
MID: <l61jjg$tth$1@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."
MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."
MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"
MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."
MID: <lchub0$q96$5@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."
MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."
MID: <b068d280517a2d6c831d4a43f2cc8d31@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL
MID: <afe97a65ff77e7382ad77cf18ea63e85@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL
Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
=====================================
What a FAG!
Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!
<snicker>
/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.
Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.
databasix.com / PacketDerm, LLC / COTSE:
all branches of the same malignant tree.
Message-ID: <l7m8ig$1ld$7@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8jh$1le$8@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8lh$1le$9@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8ne$1ld$8@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l7m8pc$1le$10@news.mixmin.net>
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