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  Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires kensi <kkensington01@gmail.nospam.invalid> - 2018-06-09 06:25 -0400
    Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2018-06-09 12:11 -0400
      Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-06-09 15:21 -0500
        Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-06-09 20:40 +0000
          Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2018-06-09 18:06 -0400
            Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-06-09 22:31 +0000
              Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2018-06-09 16:03 -0700
              Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2018-06-09 22:32 -0400
                Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-06-10 19:00 -0500
                  Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-06-11 02:26 +0000
                  Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2018-06-11 11:35 -0400
                    Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-06-11 14:11 -0500
        Plants are thriving in this wetter, warmer, CarbonDioxide climate. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2018-06-09 14:25 -0700
          Re: Plants are thriving in this wetter, warmer, CarbonDioxide climate. benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2018-06-09 18:08 -0400
          Re: Plants are thriving in this wetter, warmer, CarbonDioxide climate. Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-06-09 18:47 -0500
      Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-06-09 20:31 +0000
        Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2018-06-09 17:36 -0400
          Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2018-06-09 17:49 -0400
          Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-06-09 22:32 +0000
            Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2018-06-09 16:05 -0700
              Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2018-06-09 23:23 +0000
                " I know better than the market; every detail, always ". Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2018-06-09 17:02 -0700
                  Re: " I know better than the market; every detail, always ". % <persent@gmail.com> - 2018-06-09 17:13 -0700
        Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2018-06-09 18:00 -0400
          Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires Snit <usenet@gallopinginsanity.com> - 2018-06-09 15:18 -0700
          Re: Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2018-06-09 22:34 +0000

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#689632 — Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires

Climate change is amplifying climate-fire teleconnections, or the 
strength of long-distance relationships between weather patterns and fire:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/05/180531084415.htm

-- 
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain
the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy." ~David Brooks
"I get fooled all the time by the constant hosiery parade
in here."                                                     ~Checkmate

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#689662

On 6/9/2018 6:25 AM, kensi wrote:
> Climate change is amplifying climate-fire teleconnections, or the 
> strength of long-distance relationships between weather patterns and fire:
> 
> https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/05/180531084415.htm
> 
Here ya go Folks! Nutjob "Kensi" and her fraudster buddies are making 
their final pass at your wallets by actually claiming that CO2 produced 
by your SUVs causes wildfires (formerly called forest fires)!

Patients are now firmly in control of the Asylum!

Just how stooopid do they think the American public is?

It's obviously just a short hop to volcanic eruptions being caused by 
global warming!

Chortle!  (Rule #5)

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#689709

On 6/9/2018 11:11 AM, benj wrote:
> On 6/9/2018 6:25 AM, kensi wrote:
>> Climate change is amplifying climate-fire teleconnections, or the
>> strength of long-distance relationships between weather patterns and
>> fire:
>>
>> https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/05/180531084415.htm
>>
> Here ya go Folks! Nutjob "Kensi" and her fraudster buddies are making
> their final pass at your wallets by actually claiming that CO2 produced
> by your SUVs causes wildfires (formerly called forest fires)!
> 
> Patients are now firmly in control of the Asylum!
> 
> Just how stooopid do they think the American public is?
> 
> It's obviously just a short hop to volcanic eruptions being caused by
> global warming!
> 
> Chortle!  (Rule #5)


title of article is
   "Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires"

                 how lame is that ??

so a 0.1 C degree rise over 100 years causes what ?

  "...increasing risks...."  ? wtf ?

if you push aside the bullshit, you realize higher temperatures mean
*MORE WATER VAPOR* in the air, and things wont be dried out so much, and
LESS Fires.


...but it comes from Portland, whos slogan is  "Keep Portland Wierd"
(and on drugs) city

        they smoke a lot of dope-um there,

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#689711

Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!
On Sat, 09 Jun 2018 15:21:50 -0500, Sergio wrote:

> On 6/9/2018 11:11 AM, benj wrote:
>> On 6/9/2018 6:25 AM, kensi wrote:
>>> Climate change is amplifying climate-fire teleconnections, or the
>>> strength of long-distance relationships between weather patterns and
>>> fire:
>>>
>>> https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/05/180531084415.htm
>>>
>> Here ya go Folks! Nutjob "Kensi" and her fraudster buddies are making
>> their final pass at your wallets by actually claiming that CO2 produced
>> by your SUVs causes wildfires (formerly called forest fires)!
>> 
>> Patients are now firmly in control of the Asylum!
>> 
>> Just how stooopid do they think the American public is?
>> 
>> It's obviously just a short hop to volcanic eruptions being caused by
>> global warming!
>> 
>> Chortle!  (Rule #5)
> 
> 
> title of article is
>    "Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires"
> 
>                  how lame is that ??
> 
> so a 0.1 C degree rise over 100 years causes what ?

You misspelled "a 1.5 degree C rise over 100 years". HTH.

> if you push aside the bullshit, you realize higher temperatures mean
> *MORE WATER VAPOR* in the air, and things wont be dried out so much, and
> LESS Fires.

Hey, idiot, more water as vapor means less water that's actually wet means 
things are dried out *more*. Yeesh, where did you learn physics, from a 
living room cabinet stocked with Looney Tunes VHS tapes?

No, you're far too kooky for that. I'll bet they were Betamax.

<snicker>

-- 
FNVWe Nadegda

Fakey couldn't teach a monkey to eat a banana, much less answer a direct
question posed to him. -- Fakey's Dogwhistle Holder

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#689759

On 6/9/2018 4:40 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!
> On Sat, 09 Jun 2018 15:21:50 -0500, Sergio wrote:
> 
>> On 6/9/2018 11:11 AM, benj wrote:
>>> On 6/9/2018 6:25 AM, kensi wrote:
>>>> Climate change is amplifying climate-fire teleconnections, or the
>>>> strength of long-distance relationships between weather patterns and
>>>> fire:
>>>>
>>>> https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/05/180531084415.htm
>>>>
>>> Here ya go Folks! Nutjob "Kensi" and her fraudster buddies are making
>>> their final pass at your wallets by actually claiming that CO2 produced
>>> by your SUVs causes wildfires (formerly called forest fires)!
>>>
>>> Patients are now firmly in control of the Asylum!
>>>
>>> Just how stooopid do they think the American public is?
>>>
>>> It's obviously just a short hop to volcanic eruptions being caused by
>>> global warming!
>>>
>>> Chortle!  (Rule #5)
>>
>>
>> title of article is
>>     "Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires"
>>
>>                   how lame is that ??
>>
>> so a 0.1 C degree rise over 100 years causes what ?
> 
> You misspelled "a 1.5 degree C rise over 100 years". HTH.
> 
>> if you push aside the bullshit, you realize higher temperatures mean
>> *MORE WATER VAPOR* in the air, and things wont be dried out so much, and
>> LESS Fires.
> 
> Hey, idiot, more water as vapor means less water that's actually wet means
> things are dried out *more*. Yeesh, where did you learn physics, from a
> living room cabinet stocked with Looney Tunes VHS tapes?
> 
> No, you're far too kooky for that. I'll bet they were Betamax.
> 
> <snicker>

Lessee... MORE water vapor (humidity) means that everything is dried out 
more!!!!  Wow! Go see Nurz Ratched and get your meds for today. Wow! 
That is a record for stupidity that surpasses even your previous world 
Guinness record which you had deftly plucked from Oz the long-time 
holder of the title!


Chortle (Rule #5)

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#689771

Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!
On Sat, 09 Jun 2018 18:06:34 -0400, benj wrote:

> On 6/9/2018 4:40 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes,
>> melt! On Sat, 09 Jun 2018 15:21:50 -0500, Sergio wrote:
>> 
>>> On 6/9/2018 11:11 AM, benj wrote:
>>>> On 6/9/2018 6:25 AM, kensi wrote:
>>>>> Climate change is amplifying climate-fire teleconnections, or the
>>>>> strength of long-distance relationships between weather patterns and
>>>>> fire:
>>>>>
>>>>> https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/05/180531084415.htm
>>>>>
>>>> Here ya go Folks! Nutjob "Kensi" and her fraudster buddies are making
>>>> their final pass at your wallets by actually claiming that CO2
>>>> produced by your SUVs causes wildfires (formerly called forest
>>>> fires)!
>>>>
>>>> Patients are now firmly in control of the Asylum!
>>>>
>>>> Just how stooopid do they think the American public is?
>>>>
>>>> It's obviously just a short hop to volcanic eruptions being caused by
>>>> global warming!
>>>>
>>>> Chortle!  (Rule #5)
>>>
>>>
>>> title of article is
>>>     "Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires"
>>>
>>>                   how lame is that ??
>>>
>>> so a 0.1 C degree rise over 100 years causes what ?
>> 
>> You misspelled "a 1.5 degree C rise over 100 years". HTH.
>> 
>>> if you push aside the bullshit, you realize higher temperatures mean
>>> *MORE WATER VAPOR* in the air, and things wont be dried out so much,
>>> and LESS Fires.
>> 
>> Hey, idiot, more water as vapor means less water that's actually wet
>> means things are dried out *more*. Yeesh, where did you learn physics,
>> from a living room cabinet stocked with Looney Tunes VHS tapes?
>> 
>> No, you're far too kooky for that. I'll bet they were Betamax.
>> 
>> <snicker>
> 
> Le<SMACKAKOOK!>

Isn't it interesting how whenever Sergio gets spanked you start foaming?

-- 
FNVWe Nadegda

Fakey couldn't teach a monkey to eat a banana, much less answer a direct
question posed to him. -- Fakey's Dogwhistle Holder

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#689780

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
Checkmate!  In article <pfhkgi$m4r$13@dont-email.me>, nad318b404
@gmail.invalid says...


> > Le<SMACKAKOOK!>
> 
> Isn't it interesting how whenever Sergio gets spanked you start foaming?
> 

And you start snipping?

-- 
Checkmate ® 
Author, Humorist, Cynic
Philosopher, Humanitarian
Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
Usenet Shot-Caller           
Copyright © 2018 
all rights reserved

In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017

"There are many here among us, 
who feel that life is but a joke."

"I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as 
kensi."    -Nadegda  
Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me>

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#689833

On 6/9/2018 6:31 PM, Nadegda wrote:
> Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!
> On Sat, 09 Jun 2018 18:06:34 -0400, benj wrote:
> 
>> On 6/9/2018 4:40 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>> Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes,
>>> melt! On Sat, 09 Jun 2018 15:21:50 -0500, Sergio wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 6/9/2018 11:11 AM, benj wrote:
>>>>> On 6/9/2018 6:25 AM, kensi wrote:
>>>>>> Climate change is amplifying climate-fire teleconnections, or the
>>>>>> strength of long-distance relationships between weather patterns and
>>>>>> fire:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/05/180531084415.htm
>>>>>>
>>>>> Here ya go Folks! Nutjob "Kensi" and her fraudster buddies are making
>>>>> their final pass at your wallets by actually claiming that CO2
>>>>> produced by your SUVs causes wildfires (formerly called forest
>>>>> fires)!
>>>>>
>>>>> Patients are now firmly in control of the Asylum!
>>>>>
>>>>> Just how stooopid do they think the American public is?
>>>>>
>>>>> It's obviously just a short hop to volcanic eruptions being caused by
>>>>> global warming!
>>>>>
>>>>> Chortle!  (Rule #5)
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> title of article is
>>>>      "Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires"
>>>>
>>>>                    how lame is that ??
>>>>
>>>> so a 0.1 C degree rise over 100 years causes what ?
>>>
>>> You misspelled "a 1.5 degree C rise over 100 years". HTH.
>>>
>>>> if you push aside the bullshit, you realize higher temperatures mean
>>>> *MORE WATER VAPOR* in the air, and things wont be dried out so much,
>>>> and LESS Fires.
>>>
>>> Hey, idiot, more water as vapor means less water that's actually wet
>>> means things are dried out *more*. Yeesh, where did you learn physics,
>>> from a living room cabinet stocked with Looney Tunes VHS tapes?
>>>
>>> No, you're far too kooky for that. I'll bet they were Betamax.
>>>
>>> <snicker>
>>
>> Le<SMACKAKOOK!>
> 
> Isn't it interesting how whenever Sergio gets spanked you start foaming?
> 
Wrong, When Sergio smacks you down for you chronic stupidity I just join 
the party. You don't even quote me here? Are you in the stash again?

Snicker.

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#689935

On 6/9/2018 9:32 PM, benj wrote:
> On 6/9/2018 6:31 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>> Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!
>> On Sat, 09 Jun 2018 18:06:34 -0400, benj wrote:
>>
>>> On 6/9/2018 4:40 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>>> Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes,
>>>> melt! On Sat, 09 Jun 2018 15:21:50 -0500, Sergio wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 6/9/2018 11:11 AM, benj wrote:
>>>>>> On 6/9/2018 6:25 AM, kensi wrote:
>>>>>>> Climate change is amplifying climate-fire teleconnections, or the
>>>>>>> strength of long-distance relationships between weather patterns and
>>>>>>> fire:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/05/180531084415.htm
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Here ya go Folks! Nutjob "Kensi" and her fraudster buddies are making
>>>>>> their final pass at your wallets by actually claiming that CO2
>>>>>> produced by your SUVs causes wildfires (formerly called forest
>>>>>> fires)!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Patients are now firmly in control of the Asylum!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Just how stooopid do they think the American public is?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's obviously just a short hop to volcanic eruptions being caused by
>>>>>> global warming!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Chortle!  (Rule #5)
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> title of article is
>>>>>      "Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires"
>>>>>
>>>>>                    how lame is that ??
>>>>>
>>>>> so a 0.1 C degree rise over 100 years causes what ?
>>>>
>>>> You misspelled "a 1.5 degree C rise over 100 years". HTH.
>>>>
>>>>> if you push aside the bullshit, you realize higher temperatures mean
>>>>> *MORE WATER VAPOR* in the air, and things wont be dried out so much,
>>>>> and LESS Fires.
>>>>
>>>> Hey, idiot, more water as vapor means less water that's actually wet
>>>> means things are dried out *more*. Yeesh, where did you learn physics,
>>>> from a living room cabinet stocked with Looney Tunes VHS tapes?

you are struggling too much, it shows bigtime, just accept the fact you
have lost the argument, and move on.

the extra water that evaporates into more water vapor comes from the
oceans, pinhead.

71% of earth is covered by Water, or did you forget that in your
smoke-um dope-um stupor ?

warmer temperatures means the earth's atmosphere has more capacity for
water vapor

http://www.gridgit.com/postpic/2012/06/water-pressure-enthalpy-diagram_244625.jpg

more water vapor in the air, means things are damper, including you-
even in your moms basement.


for  your own feminist good "kensi pupa", AND "nads da moron", stay out
of science, ya'll keep reminding us how really stupid some sub-humans
like you are.




>>>>
>>>> No, you're far too kooky for that. I'll bet they were Betamax.
>>>>
>>>> <snicker>
>>>
>>> Le<SMACKAKOOK!>
>>
>> Isn't it interesting how whenever Sergio gets spanked you start foaming?
>>
> Wrong, When Sergio smacks you down for you chronic stupidity I just join
> the party. You don't even quote me here? Are you in the stash again?
> 
> Snicker.

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#689954

Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!
On Sun, 10 Jun 2018 19:00:06 -0500, Sergio wrote:

> On 6/9/2018 9:32 PM, benj wrote:
>> On 6/9/2018 6:31 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>> Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes,
>>> melt!
>>> On Sat, 09 Jun 2018 18:06:34 -0400, benj wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 6/9/2018 4:40 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>>>> Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes,
>>>>> melt! On Sat, 09 Jun 2018 15:21:50 -0500, Sergio wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 6/9/2018 11:11 AM, benj wrote:
>>>>>>> On 6/9/2018 6:25 AM, kensi wrote:
>>>>>>>> Climate change is amplifying climate-fire teleconnections, or the
>>>>>>>> strength of long-distance relationships between weather patterns
>>>>>>>> and fire:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/05/180531084415.htm
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Here ya go Folks! Nutjob "Kensi" and her fraudster buddies are
>>>>>>> making their final pass at your wallets by actually claiming that
>>>>>>> CO2 produced by your SUVs causes wildfires (formerly called forest
>>>>>>> fires)!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Patients are now firmly in control of the Asylum!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Just how stooopid do they think the American public is?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's obviously just a short hop to volcanic eruptions being caused
>>>>>>> by global warming!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Chortle!  (Rule #5)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> title of article is
>>>>>>      "Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited
>>>>>>      fires"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>                    how lame is that ??
>>>>>>
>>>>>> so a 0.1 C degree rise over 100 years causes what ?
>>>>>
>>>>> You misspelled "a 1.5 degree C rise over 100 years". HTH.
>>>>>
>>>>>> if you push aside the bullshit, you realize higher temperatures
>>>>>> mean *MORE WATER VAPOR* in the air, and things wont be dried out so
>>>>>> much,
>>>>>> and LESS Fires.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hey, idiot, more water as vapor means less water that's actually wet
>>>>> means things are dried out *more*. Yeesh, where did you learn
>>>>> physics,
>>>>> from a living room cabinet stocked with Looney Tunes VHS tapes?
> 
> you are struggling too much, it shows bigtime, just accept the fact you
> have lost the argument, and move on.
> 
> the extra water that evaporates into more water vapor comes from the
> oceans, pinhead.
> 
> 71% of earth is covered by Water, or did you forget that in your
> smoke-um dope-um stupor ?
> 
> warmer temperatures means the earth's atmosphere has more capacity for
> water vapor
> 
> http://www.gridgit.com/postpic/2012/06/water-pressure-enthalpy-
diagram_244625.jpg
> 
> more water vapor in the air, means things are damper,

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2013/jan/11/climate-change-america-
hotter-drier-disaster

----------
Climate change set to make America hotter, drier and more disaster prone
----------

http://theconversation.com/warmer-wetter-hotter-drier-how-to-choose-
between-climate-futures-39561

----------
Most models show a warmer and drier climate (0.5-1.5C warmer, 5-15% drier)
----------

SPNAK!

<snicker>

-- 
FNVWe Nadegda

Fakey couldn't teach a monkey to eat a banana, much less answer a direct
question posed to him. -- Fakey's Dogwhistle Holder

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#690003

On 6/10/2018 8:00 PM, Sergio wrote:
> On 6/9/2018 9:32 PM, benj wrote:
>> On 6/9/2018 6:31 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>> Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!
>>> On Sat, 09 Jun 2018 18:06:34 -0400, benj wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 6/9/2018 4:40 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>>>> Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes,
>>>>> melt! On Sat, 09 Jun 2018 15:21:50 -0500, Sergio wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 6/9/2018 11:11 AM, benj wrote:
>>>>>>> On 6/9/2018 6:25 AM, kensi wrote:
>>>>>>>> Climate change is amplifying climate-fire teleconnections, or the
>>>>>>>> strength of long-distance relationships between weather patterns and
>>>>>>>> fire:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/05/180531084415.htm
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Here ya go Folks! Nutjob "Kensi" and her fraudster buddies are making
>>>>>>> their final pass at your wallets by actually claiming that CO2
>>>>>>> produced by your SUVs causes wildfires (formerly called forest
>>>>>>> fires)!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Patients are now firmly in control of the Asylum!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Just how stooopid do they think the American public is?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> It's obviously just a short hop to volcanic eruptions being caused by
>>>>>>> global warming!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Chortle!  (Rule #5)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> title of article is
>>>>>>       "Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>                     how lame is that ??
>>>>>>
>>>>>> so a 0.1 C degree rise over 100 years causes what ?
>>>>>
>>>>> You misspelled "a 1.5 degree C rise over 100 years". HTH.
>>>>>
>>>>>> if you push aside the bullshit, you realize higher temperatures mean
>>>>>> *MORE WATER VAPOR* in the air, and things wont be dried out so much,
>>>>>> and LESS Fires.
>>>>>
>>>>> Hey, idiot, more water as vapor means less water that's actually wet
>>>>> means things are dried out *more*. Yeesh, where did you learn physics,
>>>>> from a living room cabinet stocked with Looney Tunes VHS tapes?
> 
> you are struggling too much, it shows bigtime, just accept the fact you
> have lost the argument, and move on.
> 
> the extra water that evaporates into more water vapor comes from the
> oceans, pinhead.
> 
> 71% of earth is covered by Water, or did you forget that in your
> smoke-um dope-um stupor ?
> 
> warmer temperatures means the earth's atmosphere has more capacity for
> water vapor
> 
> http://www.gridgit.com/postpic/2012/06/water-pressure-enthalpy-diagram_244625.jpg
> 
> more water vapor in the air, means things are damper, including you-
> even in your moms basement.
> 
> 
> for  your own feminist good "kensi pupa", AND "nads da moron", stay out
> of science, ya'll keep reminding us how really stupid some sub-humans
> like you are.

Hey, Sergio, you forgot the "stinger": SNICKER! (Rule #5)

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#690048

On 6/11/2018 10:35 AM, benj wrote:
> On 6/10/2018 8:00 PM, Sergio wrote:
>> On 6/9/2018 9:32 PM, benj wrote:
>>> On 6/9/2018 6:31 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>>> Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes,
>>>> melt!
>>>> On Sat, 09 Jun 2018 18:06:34 -0400, benj wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 6/9/2018 4:40 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>>>>> Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes,
>>>>>> melt! On Sat, 09 Jun 2018 15:21:50 -0500, Sergio wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 6/9/2018 11:11 AM, benj wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 6/9/2018 6:25 AM, kensi wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Climate change is amplifying climate-fire teleconnections, or the
>>>>>>>>> strength of long-distance relationships between weather
>>>>>>>>> patterns and
>>>>>>>>> fire:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/05/180531084415.htm
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Here ya go Folks! Nutjob "Kensi" and her fraudster buddies are
>>>>>>>> making
>>>>>>>> their final pass at your wallets by actually claiming that CO2
>>>>>>>> produced by your SUVs causes wildfires (formerly called forest
>>>>>>>> fires)!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Patients are now firmly in control of the Asylum!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Just how stooopid do they think the American public is?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It's obviously just a short hop to volcanic eruptions being
>>>>>>>> caused by
>>>>>>>> global warming!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Chortle!  (Rule #5)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> title of article is
>>>>>>>       "Climate change increasing risks of lightning-ignited fires"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>                     how lame is that ??
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> so a 0.1 C degree rise over 100 years causes what ?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You misspelled "a 1.5 degree C rise over 100 years". HTH.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> if you push aside the bullshit, you realize higher temperatures mean
>>>>>>> *MORE WATER VAPOR* in the air, and things wont be dried out so much,
>>>>>>> and LESS Fires.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Hey, idiot, more water as vapor means less water that's actually wet
>>>>>> means things are dried out *more*. Yeesh, where did you learn
>>>>>> physics,
>>>>>> from a living room cabinet stocked with Looney Tunes VHS tapes?
>>
>> you are struggling too much, it shows bigtime, just accept the fact you
>> have lost the argument, and move on.
>>
>> the extra water that evaporates into more water vapor comes from the
>> oceans, pinhead.
>>
>> 71% of earth is covered by Water, or did you forget that in your
>> smoke-um dope-um stupor ?
>>
>> warmer temperatures means the earth's atmosphere has more capacity for
>> water vapor
>>
>> http://www.gridgit.com/postpic/2012/06/water-pressure-enthalpy-diagram_244625.jpg
>>
>>
>> more water vapor in the air, means things are damper, including you-
>> even in your moms basement.
>>
>>
>> for  your own feminist good "kensi pupa", AND "nads da moron", stay out
>> of science, ya'll keep reminding us how really stupid some sub-humans
>> like you are.
> 
> Hey, Sergio, you forgot the "stinger": SNICKER! (Rule #5)


{ Muttley's mischievous wheezing laughter }

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#689718 — Plants are thriving in this wetter, warmer, CarbonDioxide climate.

Plants are thriving in this wetter, warmer, CarbonDioxide climate;
last summer, in Seattle and Portland, we could barely breathe,
the smoke was so bad.

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#689761 — Re: Plants are thriving in this wetter, warmer, CarbonDioxide climate.

On 6/9/2018 5:25 PM, Jeff-Relf.Me@. wrote:
> Plants are thriving in this wetter, warmer, CarbonDioxide climate;
> last summer, in Seattle and Portland, we could barely breathe,
> the smoke was so bad.
> 
Rolf, was that because CO2 was setting what we call "wildfires" now or 
was it because you were in your stash more than you should have been?

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#689795 — Re: Plants are thriving in this wetter, warmer, CarbonDioxide climate.

On 6/9/2018 4:25 PM, Jeff-Relf.Me@. wrote:
> Plants are thriving in this wetter, warmer, CarbonDioxide climate;
> last summer, in Seattle and Portland, we could barely breathe,
> the smoke was so bad.
> 

they call Seattle and Portland the "stoner cities", cause the air
pollution from the pot smoke is so bad.

It's "Bill and Ted" time there 24/7

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#689710

Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!
On Sat, 09 Jun 2018 12:11:59 -0400, benj wrote:

> On 6/9/2018 6:25 AM, kensi wrote:
>> Climate change is amplifying climate-fire teleconnections, or the
>> strength of long-distance relationships between weather patterns and
>> fire:
>> 
>> https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/05/180531084415.htm
>> 
> Here ya go Folks! Nutjob "Kensi" and her fraudster buddies are making
> their final pass at your wallets by actually claiming that CO2 produced
> by your SUVs causes wildfires (formerly called forest fires)!
> 
> Patients are now firmly in control of the Asylum!
> 
> Just how stooopid do they think the American public is?
> 
> It's obviously just a short hop to volcanic eruptions being caused by
> global warming!

Well, now that you mention it ... I'm a bit of a volcanologist in my spare 
time, and I recall reading somewhere that there was a brief but intense 
spate of volcanism in Iceland early in the Holocene, just as most of the 
ice mantling the island melted. The effect was like uncorking a champagne 
bottle.

Thing is, there's still a few volcanoes under heavy ice. Several in 
Siberia's Kamchatka Peninsula, Mt. Erebus in Antarctica, likely some 
unmapped ones(!) buried beneath the Antarctic ice sheet, and a couple 
in ... Iceland. One is by some measures the world's largest volcano, named 
Bardarbunga, and it sits directly on top of one of the three strongest 
mantle plumes in the planet (the others are beneath Hawaii and Africa's 
Nyiragongo volcano). And the ice covering Bardarbunga, at least, is 
apparently melting rapidly now due to global warming.

It already had a minor eruption, in 2014. Minor by its standards, that is. 
It shat out 1.5 cubic kilometers of lava that flooded a large tract of 
Upper Bumfuck, Nowhere, and farted out a noxious cloud of sulfur dioxide 
that rendered half of Iceland uninhabitable for months.

Your gas-guzzling SUV has contributed to turning Bardarbunga into a 
ticking bomb, kooky, and sooner or later it will go up like the Fourth of 
July and make 2014's eruption look like a kitchen spigot next to Niagara 
Falls by comparison. That will pave over half of Iceland in lava and gas a 
goodly chunk of the Northern Hemisphere.

You might want to think about maybe cutting back a bit on the fuel 
consumption ... or maybe moving to Australia or New Zealand. No, wait, New 
Zealand has volcanoes, nevermind. Australia it is, then. You'll probably 
fit right in there. The British once used the whole continent as a giant 
insane asylum, and to judge by the burblings of a certain "murphy", they 
still (covertly) do.

<snicker>

-- 
FNVWe Nadegda

Fakey couldn't teach a monkey to eat a banana, much less answer a direct
question posed to him. -- Fakey's Dogwhistle Holder

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#689727

On Sat, 9 Jun 2018 20:31:37 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda wrote:

><snicker>

Notice how often alarmists try to rely on ridicule.

Trying to diss one's betters doesn't work.

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#689738

On 6/9/2018 5:36 PM, Wally W. wrote:
> On Sat, 9 Jun 2018 20:31:37 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda wrote:
> 
>> <snicker>
> 
> Notice how often alarmists try to rely on ridicule.
> 
> Trying to diss one's betters doesn't work.
> 
Right from the Text book, Wally!
Saul Alinsky Rule #5!

Libs have great fantasies, but otherwise you have to tell them exactly 
how to do things.

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#689772

Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!
On Sat, 09 Jun 2018 17:36:04 -0400, Wally W. wrote:

> On Sat, 9 Jun 2018 20:31:37 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda wrote:
> 
>><snicker>
> 
> Notice how often alarmists try to rely on ridicule.
> 
> Trying to diss one's betters doesn't work.

How fortunate, then, that I have no betters.

<snicker>

-- 
FNVWe Nadegda

Fakey couldn't teach a monkey to eat a banana, much less answer a direct
question posed to him. -- Fakey's Dogwhistle Holder

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#689781

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
Checkmate!  In article <pfhki1$m4r$14@dont-email.me>, nad318b404
@gmail.invalid says...


> 
> Time to trigger the right-wing snowflakes again. Melt, snowflakes, melt!
> On Sat, 09 Jun 2018 17:36:04 -0400, Wally W. wrote:
> 
> > On Sat, 9 Jun 2018 20:31:37 -0000 (UTC), Nadegda wrote:
> > 
> >><snicker>
> > 
> > Notice how often alarmists try to rely on ridicule.
> > 
> > Trying to diss one's betters doesn't work.
> 
> How fortunate, then, that I have no betters.

Thanks for proving my earlier point, Know-It-All.  Fakey was that way 
too...

-- 
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Philosopher, Humanitarian
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In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
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"There are many here among us, 
who feel that life is but a joke."

"I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as 
kensi."    -Nadegda  
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