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  Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-19 13:23 -0800
    Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Jeff-Relf.Me@ - 2019-01-19 14:32 -0700
      I can edge for hours. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-19 13:45 -0800
        PeeScent ( not Amanda nor me ). Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-19 14:04 -0800
          Re: PeeScent ( not Amanda nor me ). Jeff-Relf.Me@. - 2019-01-19 15:15 -0700
      Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-01-19 21:51 +0000
        Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 14:53 -0700
          Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-01-19 22:01 +0000
            Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 15:07 -0700
              Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-01-19 22:26 +0000
                Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 15:30 -0700
                PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-19 15:00 -0800
                  Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. Peter Köhlmann <peter-koehlmann@t-online.de> - 2019-01-20 00:05 +0100
                    PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-19 15:10 -0800
                      Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 16:14 -0700
                      Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2019-01-19 16:19 -0700
                    Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 16:13 -0700
                  Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2019-01-19 16:08 -0700
                  Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-01-19 18:09 -0500
                    Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 16:15 -0700
                  Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 16:13 -0700
            Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Amanda KoXXX <iscariot694me@simplivr4.org> - 2019-01-19 22:29 +0000
            Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2019-01-21 01:27 -0800
              Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-01-21 20:15 +0000
                Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2019-01-21 14:07 -0800
                  Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-21 17:20 -0700
                    Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2019-01-21 20:10 -0500
                    Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2019-01-21 18:44 -0800
                      Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-21 20:03 -0700
                        Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2019-01-21 20:59 -0800
                          Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2019-01-22 04:36 -0700
                  Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-01-22 02:16 +0000
                    Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2019-01-21 18:29 -0800
                      Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-21 19:34 -0700
                Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2019-01-22 19:20 -0500
        Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Amanda KoXXX <iscariot694me@simplivr4.org> - 2019-01-19 21:55 +0000
        Bungee Dance Fitness. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-19 14:51 -0800

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#723987 — Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ).

Amanda replied:
> > I'm not the least bit jealous of anyone who has kids and/or money.
> 
> Whatever makes you happy.

"Happiness" is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ).

"Love" is a euphemism for money ( not "never having to say you're sorry" ).

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#723990

i push things up my bum

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#723992 — I can edge for hours.

Amanda wrote:
> i push things up my bum

Thanks to the Tenga Flip 0 (Zero), I can edge for hours.

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#723997 — PeeScent ( not Amanda nor me ).

PeeScent ( not Amanda nor me ) wrote:
> > i push things up my bum

You can tell when it's PeeScent, not me,
because he's super illiterate, incapable of Googling.

JeffRelf:  "Jeff-Relf.Me @."
PeeScent:   Jeff-Relf.Me@     %│

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#723999 — Re: PeeScent ( not Amanda nor me ).

On 2019-01-19 3:04 p.m., Jeff-Relf.Me@. wrote:
> PeeScent ( not Amanda nor me ) wrote:
>>> i push things up my bum
> 
> You can tell when it's PeeScent, not me,
> because he's super illiterate, incapable of Googling.
> 
> JeffRelf:  "Jeff-Relf.Me @."
> PeeScent:   Jeff-Relf.Me@     %│
> 
look at % making up lies about me ,
look at the left side of where it says wrote and see ,
where % blames me for my own stupidity ,
notice how it says Jeff-Relf.Me@. wrote

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#723993

On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote:

> i push things up my bum

Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook.

I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian steakhouse too."

Boy, was my face red.

-- 
-v

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#723994

On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote:
> 
>> i push things up my bum
> 
> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook.
> 
> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian steakhouse too."
> 
> Boy, was my face red.
> 
i'm missing something

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#723996

On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:53:49 -0700, % wrote:

> On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote:
>> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote:
>> 
>>> i push things up my bum
>> 
>> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook.
>> 
>> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian steakhouse
>> too."
>> 
>> Boy, was my face red.
>> 
> i'm missing something

I thought they were talking about something like these meat-on-a-spit things:

   https://images.google.com/?q=brazilian+steakhouse&gws_rd=ssl

   https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/2jKtxW2LUfH8e83A9efCQQzF8W2Y/2j-1460x876/v1/c700x420.jpg

Apparently, they weren't.

-- 
-v

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#723998

On 2019-01-19 3:01 p.m., vallor wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:53:49 -0700, % wrote:
> 
>> On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote:
>>> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote:
>>>
>>>> i push things up my bum
>>>
>>> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook.
>>>
>>> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian steakhouse
>>> too."
>>>
>>> Boy, was my face red.
>>>
>> i'm missing something
> 
> I thought they were talking about something like these meat-on-a-spit things:
> 
>     https://images.google.com/?q=brazilian+steakhouse&gws_rd=ssl
> 
>     https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/2jKtxW2LUfH8e83A9efCQQzF8W2Y/2j-1460x876/v1/c700x420.jpg
> 
> Apparently, they weren't.
> 
there's something wrong with your first posted web site ,
and not as a way to blame you but this is why ,
i don't go to posted web sites

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#724000

On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 15:07:09 -0700, % wrote:

> On 2019-01-19 3:01 p.m., vallor wrote:
>> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:53:49 -0700, % wrote:
>> 
>>> On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote:
>>>> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> i push things up my bum
>>>>
>>>> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook.
>>>>
>>>> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian steakhouse
>>>> too."
>>>>
>>>> Boy, was my face red.
>>>>
>>> i'm missing something
>> 
>> I thought they were talking about something like these meat-on-a-spit things:
>> 
>>     https://images.google.com/?q=brazilian+steakhouse&gws_rd=ssl
>> 
>>     https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/2jKtxW2LUfH8e83A9efCQQzF8W2Y/2j-1460x876/v1/c700x420.jpg
>> 
>> Apparently, they weren't.
>> 
> there's something wrong with your first posted web site ,
> and not as a way to blame you but this is why ,
> i don't go to posted web sites

It should fill out a search on google images, allowing you to click
the search button to see the images.

On the images site, where the images live.

-- 
-v

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#724005

On 2019-01-19 3:26 p.m., vallor wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 15:07:09 -0700, % wrote:
> 
>> On 2019-01-19 3:01 p.m., vallor wrote:
>>> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:53:49 -0700, % wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> i push things up my bum
>>>>>
>>>>> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook.
>>>>>
>>>>> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian steakhouse
>>>>> too."
>>>>>
>>>>> Boy, was my face red.
>>>>>
>>>> i'm missing something
>>>
>>> I thought they were talking about something like these meat-on-a-spit things:
>>>
>>>      https://images.google.com/?q=brazilian+steakhouse&gws_rd=ssl
>>>
>>>      https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/2jKtxW2LUfH8e83A9efCQQzF8W2Y/2j-1460x876/v1/c700x420.jpg
>>>
>>> Apparently, they weren't.
>>>
>> there's something wrong with your first posted web site ,
>> and not as a way to blame you but this is why ,
>> i don't go to posted web sites
> 
> It should fill out a search on google images, allowing you to click
> the search button to see the images.
> 
> On the images site, where the images live.
> 
ok , nevermind i guess it's just me today ,
i'm not as focused as i should be for newsgroupin

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#724029 — PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser.

Scott replied:
> > there's something wrong with your first posted web site ,
> > and not as a way to blame you but this is why ,
> > i don't go to posted web sites
> 
> It should fill out a search on google images, allowing you to click
> the search button to see the images.
> On the images site, where the images live.

PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser.

That's how you know if a post is from him, impersonating me.

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#724032 — Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser.

 wrote:

> Scott replied:
>> > there's something wrong with your first posted web site ,
>> > and not as a way to blame you but this is why ,
>> > i don't go to posted web sites
>> 
>> It should fill out a search on google images, allowing you to click
>> the search button to see the images.
>> On the images site, where the images live.
> 
> PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser.
> 
> That's how you know if a post is from him, impersonating me.

Who in his right mind would want to impersonate something like you?

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#724036 — PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser.

Peter asked me:
> Who in his right mind would want to impersonate something like you ?

PeeScent isn't "in his right mind".
I think he's been homeless ever since he was kicked out of his 4th grade,
"special needs" class.

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#724042 — Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser.

On 2019-01-19 4:10 p.m., Jeff-Relf.Me@. wrote:
> Peter asked me:
>> Who in his right mind would want to impersonate something like you ?
> 
> PeeScent isn't "in his right mind".
> I think he's been homeless ever since he was kicked out of his 4th grade,
> "special needs" class.
> 
i'm all he talks about

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#724044 — Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser.

In article <Jeff-Relf.Me@Jan.19--3.10pm.Seattle.2019>, Jeff-Relf.Me  @. 
says...
>
>Peter asked me:
>> Who in his right mind would want to impersonate something like you ?
>
>PeeScent isn't "in his right mind".
>I think he's been homeless ever since he was kicked out of his 4th grade,
>"special needs" class.

Where did you go when your mother kicked you out? Or are you still 
living there?

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#724041 — Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser.

On 2019-01-19 4:05 p.m., Peter Köhlmann wrote:
>   wrote:
> 
>> Scott replied:
>>>> there's something wrong with your first posted web site ,
>>>> and not as a way to blame you but this is why ,
>>>> i don't go to posted web sites
>>>
>>> It should fill out a search on google images, allowing you to click
>>> the search button to see the images.
>>> On the images site, where the images live.
>>
>> PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser.
>>
>> That's how you know if a post is from him, impersonating me.
> 
> Who in his right mind would want to impersonate something like you?
> 
LOL

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#724034 — Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser.

In article <Jeff-Relf.Me@Jan.19--3.00pm.Seattle.2019>, Jeff-Relf.Me  @. 
says...
>
>Scott replied:
>> > there's something wrong with your first posted web site ,
>> > and not as a way to blame you but this is why ,
>> > i don't go to posted web sites
>> 
>> It should fill out a search on google images, allowing you to click
>> the search button to see the images.
>> On the images site, where the images live.
>
>PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser.
>
>That's how you know if a post is from him, impersonating me.

Nobody likes you.

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#724035 — Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser.

On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 15:00:09 -0800 (Seattle), Jeff-Relf.Me  @. wrote:

<...>

>PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser.
>
>That's how you know if a post is from him, impersonating me.

And, PeeScent doesn't have a clue what a MID header
is and how to use it to look up a post.

That particular Canuck is a PUTZ!

-- 

Everybody here likes Yours Truly, 
Gregøry Hall - Bombastic Loudmouth of the South

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#724043 — Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser.

On 2019-01-19 4:09 p.m., Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq. wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 15:00:09 -0800 (Seattle), Jeff-Relf.Me  @. wrote:
> 
> <...>
> 
>> PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser.
>>
>> That's how you know if a post is from him, impersonating me.
> 
> And, PeeScent doesn't have a clue what a MID header
> is and how to use it to look up a post.
> 
> That particular Canuck is a PUTZ!
> 
i just don't give enough of a shit to see what you say

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