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  DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-26 20:58 -0700
    Re: DNA test results benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 01:44 -0400
      Re: DNA test results Frank <"frank "@frank.net> - 2018-10-27 09:26 -0400
        Re: DNA test results "reber G=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 09:03 -0700
      Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 09:24 -0700
      Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 09:34 -0700
      Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 17:37 +0000
        Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-27 18:21 +0000
          Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 19:00 +0000
            Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-27 20:57 +0000
              Re: DNA test results benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 17:28 -0400
                Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-28 09:29 +0100
                Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-28 14:45 +0000
                  Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-28 16:06 +0100
                    Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 22:45 +0000
              Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 22:35 +0000
                Re: DNA test results Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> - 2018-10-27 16:00 -0700
                  Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 03:39 +0000
                    Re: DNA test results Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> - 2018-10-27 22:40 -0700
                      Re: DNA test results J. Clarke <jclarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 09:19 -0400
                      Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-28 14:48 +0000
                        Re: DNA test results Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> - 2018-10-28 09:35 -0700
                          Re: DNA test results "reber G=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 11:01 -0700
                          Re: DNA test results J. Clarke <jclarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 14:38 -0400
                            Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-28 20:29 +0000
                              Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-28 13:46 -0700
                                Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-28 13:53 -0700
                          Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-28 20:17 +0000
                            Re: DNA test results J. Clarke <jclarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 16:39 -0400
                            Re: DNA test results "reber G=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 14:52 -0700
                              Re: DNA test results Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2018-10-28 15:30 -0700
                                Re: DNA test results "reber G=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2018-10-29 10:23 -0700
                            Re: DNA test results Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> - 2018-10-28 19:37 -0700
                              Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-29 04:44 +0000
                      Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 22:30 +0000
                        Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-28 23:36 +0100
                        Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-28 23:46 +0100
                          Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-29 00:02 +0100
                            Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-29 05:16 +0000
                          Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <throbbingsausage@gmail.com> - 2018-10-29 05:15 +0000
                            Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-29 20:00 +0100
                              Re: DNA test results Jibini Kula Tumbili Kujisalimisha <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-29 12:52 -0700
                              Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-30 22:53 -0700
              Re: DNA test results J. Clarke <jclarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 19:13 -0400
              Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 17:12 -0700
          Re: DNA test results benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 17:16 -0400
          Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 17:10 -0700
    Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 09:13 -0700
    Re: DNA test results "reber G=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 11:02 -0700

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#710234

Ninapenda Jibini wrote:
> By setting the replies to go to an email server that won't accept
> a connection, 

Apparently you have been reading/watching science-fiction for too long,
and have lost the ability to tell fiction and reality apart.

JFTR:

My From and Reply-To addresses have been and are both working; your e-mail
will be sent to the latter if you attempt to post a follow-up to my previous
posting and your NUA supports “Followup-To: poster” (which it SHOULD,
according to RFC 5536).  To be sure, I have just confirmed that by testing it.

It is not my problem if your NUA/MUA/MTA is b0rked, you are unable to use it
properly, or your MTA is on a public blacklist (e.g. because it would be a
source of spam or ignores technical network standards).

> you admit that you are a pathetic loser […]

Ex falso quodlibet.  Pot, kettle, black.

> [more insults, unannounced F’up2 non-existing newsgroup]

I guess your Usenet provider, easynews.com, will be more than happy to
suspend or cancel your account now.  Apparently some people need to learn it
the hard way.

F’up2 news.admin.net-abuse.usenet

-- 
PointedEars

Twitter: @PointedEars2
Please do not cc me. / Bitte keine Kopien per E-Mail.

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#710242

You really are retarded, son. You really, really are.

But you know it, and readily admit it, so that's a start! The first 
step to a cure is to admit you have a problem!

But you'll always be a pathetic loser, too fat and lazy to waddle 
out of Mommy's basement, and too clumsy to climb your way up the 
stairs that are slippery with Cheetos dust anyway. It's just that 
now, you're also my bitch.

You will now reply. You know you will. You don't want to, because 
you know how *stupid* you look, but you can't stop yourself. Not 
until I allow you to. You know it, I know it, eveyrone knows it. So 
wallow in your shame, son. It's the only human contact you get.

Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> wrote in
news:217dea73-ba72-f7dc-c850-51dcb4d059c7@PointedEars.de: 

> Ninapenda Jibini wrote:
>> By setting the replies to go to an email server that won't
>> accept a connection, 
> 
> Apparently you have been reading/watching science-fiction for
> too long, and have lost the ability to tell fiction and reality
> apart. 
> 
> JFTR:
> 
> My From and Reply-To addresses have been and are both working;
> your e-mail will be sent to the latter if you attempt to post a
> follow-up to my previous posting and your NUA supports
> “Followup-To: poster” (which it SHOULD, according to RFC 5536). 
> To be sure, I have just confirmed that by testing it. 
> 
> It is not my problem if your NUA/MUA/MTA is b0rked, you are
> unable to use it properly, or your MTA is on a public blacklist
> (e.g. because it would be a source of spam or ignores technical
> network standards). 
> 
>> you admit that you are a pathetic loser […]
> 
> Ex falso quodlibet.  Pot, kettle, black.
> 
>> [more insults, unannounced F’up2 non-existing newsgroup]
> 
> I guess your Usenet provider, easynews.com, will be more than
> happy to suspend or cancel your account now.  Apparently some
> people need to learn it the hard way.
> 
> F’up2 news.admin.net-abuse.usenet
> 



-- 
Terry Austin

Vacation photos from Iceland: 
https://plus.google.com/u/0/collection/QaXQkB

"Terry Austin: like the polio vaccine, only with more asshole."
    -- David Bilek

Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.

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#710497

Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn wrote:
> 
> Ninapenda Jibini wrote:
> > By setting the replies to go to an email server that won't accept
> > a connection,
> 
> Apparently you have been reading/watching science-fiction for too long,
> and have lost the ability to tell fiction and reality apart.


so is reality stranger than fiction? so, it's called strange fiction..


strange fiction comics.


i read them all...

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#709976

On Sat, 27 Oct 2018 20:57:42 GMT, djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J
Heydt) wrote:

>In article <XnsA9887A26A6491taustincagmailcom@69.16.179.43>,
>Ninapenda Jibini  <taustinca@gmail.com> wrote:
>>djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) wrote in
>>news:pH9sBC.1sH1@kithrup.com: 
>>
>>> In article <XnsA9886C14CEECCtaustincagmailcom@69.16.179.43>,
>>> Ninapenda Jibini  <taustinca@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> wrote in news:pr0tvm$1gl9$3
>>>>@gioia.aioe.org:
>>>>
>>>>> On 10/26/2018 11:58 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>> i can buy a DNA test at Walmart...
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> but, but...
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> but what would it find?
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> maybe i got some....cousins who are monkies?
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> maybe, maybe...
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> I got some Martian ancestors!
>>>>>> 
>>>>> Would find large amounts of Neanderthal DNA, Bozo.
>>>>> 
>>>>You're an optomist, aren't you?
>>> 
>>> Many, if not most, people of European descent have a *little*
>>> Neanderthal DNA.
>>
>>That was not the insult I was aiming for. I have doubts that 
>>Starmaker's DNA is that close to vertebrate, much less mammal.
>
>Well, s/he's got to have fingers, at least. 

Or a tentacle, or a nose, or some other appendage that can press a
key.  Or could be a large flying insect that divebombs the keyboard.
Or could be a cockroach--if Archy could work a mechanical typewriter
by jumping on the keys, some other cockroach could certainly work a
modern electronic keyboard. Or could be crawling on a touchscreen.  Or
could have a direct electrical connection--could be, for example, an
electric catfish working by coded impulses.

Just a few possibilities.

> And probably, eyes.

Does it ever actually respond to posts?

>So likeliest, s/he's either a vertebrate or a cephalopod.
>
>Caution: thread drift ahead ...
>
>There's an episode of _Doctor Who_ called "The Lazarus
>Experiment."  The eponymous Professor Lazarus, at the age of 76,
>invents a gizmo that reduces his age to thirty or so (I could
>look up the actor's age at the time of filming, but I won't).
>But the technique is unstable, and he keeps morphing into a
>mixture of humanoid and scorpion.
>
>And the Doctor says, "He's regressing back to an ancestral form."
>
>But vertebrates are deuterostomes, and arthropods are protostomes
>(look them up at your leisure), and to find a common ancestor you
>would have to regress back to the Failure to Respond to an Office Action(look him up too),
>which no one has found any traces of, though some of the
>Edicarian fauna *might* serve, if we had more specimens.
>
>So every time I watch it, and it's one of my favorite episodes, I
>keep muttering, "It's not *science* fiction, it's Doctor Who."

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#709980

Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
> 
> In article <XnsA9887A26A6491taustincagmailcom@69.16.179.43>,
> Ninapenda Jibini  <taustinca@gmail.com> wrote:
> >djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) wrote in
> >news:pH9sBC.1sH1@kithrup.com:
> >
> >> In article <XnsA9886C14CEECCtaustincagmailcom@69.16.179.43>,
> >> Ninapenda Jibini  <taustinca@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> wrote in news:pr0tvm$1gl9$3
> >>>@gioia.aioe.org:
> >>>
> >>>> On 10/26/2018 11:58 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> >>>>> i can buy a DNA test at Walmart...
> >>>>>
> >>>>> but, but...
> >>>>>
> >>>>> but what would it find?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> maybe i got some....cousins who are monkies?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> maybe, maybe...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I got some Martian ancestors!
> >>>>>
> >>>> Would find large amounts of Neanderthal DNA, Bozo.
> >>>>
> >>>You're an optomist, aren't you?
> >>
> >> Many, if not most, people of European descent have a *little*
> >> Neanderthal DNA.
> >
> >That was not the insult I was aiming for. I have doubts that
> >Starmaker's DNA is that close to vertebrate, much less mammal.
> 
> Well, s/he's got to have fingers, at least.  And probably, eyes.
> 
> So likeliest, s/he's either a vertebrate or a cephalopod.
> 
> Caution: thread drift ahead ...
> 
> There's an episode of _Doctor Who_ called "The Lazarus
> Experiment."  The eponymous Professor Lazarus, at the age of 76,
> invents a gizmo that reduces his age to thirty or so (I could
> look up the actor's age at the time of filming, but I won't).
> But the technique is unstable, and he keeps morphing into a
> mixture of humanoid and scorpion.
> 
> And the Doctor says, "He's regressing back to an ancestral form."
> 
> But vertebrates are deuterostomes, and arthropods are protostomes
> (look them up at your leisure), and to find a common ancestor you
> would have to regress back to the Urbilaterian (look him up too),
> which no one has found any traces of, though some of the
> Edicarian fauna *might* serve, if we had more specimens.
> 
> So every time I watch it, and it's one of my favorite episodes, I
> keep muttering, "It's not *science* fiction, it's Doctor Who."
> 
> --
> Dorothy J. Heydt
> Vallejo, California
> djheydt at gmail dot com
> www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/


I'm regressing back to my martian form...

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#709966

On 10/27/2018 2:21 PM, Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
> In article <XnsA9886C14CEECCtaustincagmailcom@69.16.179.43>,
> Ninapenda Jibini  <taustinca@gmail.com> wrote:
>> benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> wrote in news:pr0tvm$1gl9$3
>> @gioia.aioe.org:
>>
>>> On 10/26/2018 11:58 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
>>>> i can buy a DNA test at Walmart...
>>>>
>>>> but, but...
>>>>
>>>> but what would it find?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> maybe i got some....cousins who are monkies?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> maybe, maybe...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I got some Martian ancestors!
>>>>
>>> Would find large amounts of Neanderthal DNA, Bozo.
>>>
>> You're an optomist, aren't you?
> 
> Many, if not most, people of European descent have a *little*
> Neanderthal DNA.  I suspect I have some, but I'm not going to
> spend money I haven't got, just to test it.  You've probably already
> seen this reconstruction of a Neanderthal woman, based on
> sequenced DNA:
> 
> ://www.google.com/search?hl=en&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1536&bih=726&ei=VqvUW7fcLMqb0wKxsLrQBw&q=reconstruction+Neanderthal+woman&oq=reconstruction+Neanderthal+woman&gs_l=img.3..0.1687.6921..7239...0.0..0.104.2148.31j1......2....1..gws-wiz-img.....0..0i30j0i8i30.PuQkUUqPFEM#imgdii=1KnyB2vgqznndM:&imgrc=rw8g9Ahq8PN2YM:&spf=1540664163376
> 
> Red hair, green/hazel eyes, freckles.  I had reddish hair and
> freckles when I was young; so did my daughter; so does my
> grandson.  My father had green eyes; my mother had hazel eyes; so
> does my daughter.  So there's a little bit there.
> 
Red hair is from Neanderthals???!!!

Well THAT sure explains a lot about what we all know about redheads!
Also explains how humans ended up cross-breeding with Neanderthals.

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#709978

Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
> 
> In article <XnsA9886C14CEECCtaustincagmailcom@69.16.179.43>,
> Ninapenda Jibini  <taustinca@gmail.com> wrote:
> >benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> wrote in news:pr0tvm$1gl9$3
> >@gioia.aioe.org:
> >
> >> On 10/26/2018 11:58 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> >>> i can buy a DNA test at Walmart...
> >>>
> >>> but, but...
> >>>
> >>> but what would it find?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> maybe i got some....cousins who are monkies?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> maybe, maybe...
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> I got some Martian ancestors!
> >>>
> >> Would find large amounts of Neanderthal DNA, Bozo.
> >>
> >You're an optomist, aren't you?
> 
> Many, if not most, people of European descent have a *little*
> Neanderthal DNA.  I suspect I have some, but I'm not going to
> spend money I haven't got, just to test it.  You've probably already
> seen this reconstruction of a Neanderthal woman, based on
> sequenced DNA:
> 
> ://www.google.com/search?hl=en&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1536&bih=726&ei=VqvUW7fcLMqb0wKxsLrQBw&q=reconstruction+Neanderthal+woman&oq=reconstruction+Neanderthal+woman&gs_l=img.3..0.1687.6921..7239...0.0..0.104.2148.31j1......2....1..gws-wiz-img.....0..0i30j0i8i30.PuQkUUqPFEM#imgdii=1KnyB2vgqznndM:&imgrc=rw8g9Ahq8PN2YM:&spf=1540664163376
> 
> Red hair, green/hazel eyes, freckles.  I had reddish hair and
> freckles when I was young; so did my daughter; so does my
> grandson.  My father had green eyes; my mother had hazel eyes; so
> does my daughter.  So there's a little bit there.
> 
> --
> Dorothy J. Heydt
> Vallejo, California
> djheydt at gmail dot com
> www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/


martians have red hair...

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#709928

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> i can buy a DNA test at Walmart...
> 
> but, but...
> 
> but what would it find?
> 
> maybe i got some....cousins who are monkies?
> 
> maybe, maybe...
> 
> I got some Martian ancestors!


I mean, if my family tree has a tail,

or attennas...it should show

up on the DNA results.

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#710093

On Friday, October 26, 2018 at 8:58:09 PM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
> i can buy a DNA test at Walmart...
> 
> but, but...
> 
> but what would it find?
> 
> 
> maybe i got some....cousins who are monkies?
> 
> 
> maybe, maybe...
> 
> 
> I got some Martian ancestors!

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